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  • April 19, 2019 at 12:06 am

    I guess they’re talking about something important, but I’m a little shellshocked right now so I dunno.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:06 am
      Chris Muir

      Words? There are words in there?

      • April 19, 2019 at 12:52 am

        If you concentrate hard, you might see some scribbles around the women using peripheral vision effects. What words?

      • April 19, 2019 at 2:48 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        Oh, Momma!!

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:11 am

    Would this equate to desperation in realization? Sometimes the subject is incredibly deep.

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:17 am
    John M.

    WOW! For an older lady, Kimiko is keeping it together pretty good!
    Poor Damon – such a smörgåsbord, and he can only partake a small part of it while looking at all the delicacies.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:30 am

      Like Epicurus, enjoy a bit of the very best.

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:18 am
    Too Tall

    Superb artwork, Michael Yon, and a nod to a scholarly work by Professor Hata Ikuhiko on “Comfort Women and Sex in the Battlefield,” all while Kimiko schools Naomi. In just two panels?

    Nicely done, Chris.

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:21 am
    Too Tall

    Probably need a link in the comic to the book review on Michael Yon’s blog.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:22 am
      Chris Muir

      Thanks, Tall One!

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:47 am

      How bouts the brothels near and for every United Nations deployment of troops, and particularly the number of underage girl used as whores.
      Basically worldwide. From Kinshasa to Haiti as a start. (Other books needed.)
      And as the globalists ruthlessly pursue destroying the civilized world, who could oppose the globalists. Fear drives the globalists as it does all ruthless.

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:22 am

    The girls are wearing too much clothing!

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:24 am
      Too Tall

      Damon is still stiff and speechless.

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Hokkaido is the large northern most of the Japanese main islands. Two things are happening there. Japan is the second most aging nation, after China. Villages are abandoned as the population shrinks. One reads of abandoned temples now housing bears. The Chinese, as part of their belt and road program, are buying up much of the vacant land. Why is a bit of a question. Biomass and solar plants are being built. However, much of the arable land goes unused. With the shortage of arable land in Japan, that’s considered almost criminal.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:50 am

      The Japanese governments should consider land banking to provide for those desiring to reproduce in the future, or now. Incentives.

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:34 am

    Yesterday someone in the comments mentioned picturing Hillary Clinton naked.

    For today Chris draws Kimiko practically naked.

    No collusion.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:39 am
      Chris Muir

      Total Collusion.Yup.

      • April 19, 2019 at 1:03 am

        We won’t know for sure for 22 months.

      • April 19, 2019 at 6:00 am
        Bill G

        A million thanks for no nekkid Hillary.

      • April 19, 2019 at 7:52 am
        Ed Brault

        But it’s a collusion we can live with!

        Zar Belk!

  • April 19, 2019 at 1:01 am

    No wonder Sam & Skye seem ageless… Good genes from Kimiko…


  • April 19, 2019 at 1:05 am

    For those desiring some light fiction fantasy delusion filled reading after the serious hard topics at hand, may I suggest

    Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election

    • April 19, 2019 at 1:24 am

      Media Twitter: OMG This is everything we need for impeachment and it 100% proves we were totally right on nearly all of the vast majority of everything!!!!!

      Like changes to the timeline, dramatic alterations to reality may take awhile to propagate. It may be days or weeks until they consider the possibility they’re all a bunch of lying wankers who’ve spent 2 1/2 years in an incestuous circle jerk.

      But Saturday is their sacred “420 Day” so at least they’ll pause to take the edge off.

  • April 19, 2019 at 1:26 am

    Sometimes I feel like an intellectual midget while reading the comments here. And, a physical midget while reading the toon, standing… Oh, about tit high. I’m not complaining mind you. Not complaining at all.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      You must have had fun dancing slow sometimes. 🙂

  • April 19, 2019 at 1:46 am
    Punta Gorda

    Matching bikini bottoms? Seems a bit odd for women to wear matching clothes.

    • April 19, 2019 at 1:54 am

      Oh, I guess you missed the cut scene where Kimiko asked to borrow them to see how they’d look.

      • April 19, 2019 at 4:32 am
        Punta Gorda

        Wait a minute…between those two frames they are completely naked? Woot!!

  • April 19, 2019 at 3:25 am
    • April 19, 2019 at 6:27 am
      Delilah T.

      Oh, NOW CNN is claiming some connection to the Unseen?

      Anyone besides me remember Maude saying “God will get you for that one”?

      • April 19, 2019 at 7:17 am

        CNN now believes in a God higher than The Self-Exalted One?

        Or is he The One they’re referring to?

        To paraphrase Dr. Henry Jones, Jr., the news business, like science, is about facts, not “truth”. If you’re searching for truth, become a priest.

        If you are a reporter or scientist who thinks that you can find Truth, you’re really a cultist who should be in another line of work.

        clear ether


      • April 20, 2019 at 12:02 am
        John M.

        Doctor Henry Jones Junior? You mean the dashing young archaeologist that uses the family dog’s name as a nickname, and always stirs up a lot of trouble during his field work?

      • April 19, 2019 at 7:47 am

        I remember the episode where she got the abortion since she didn’t want the hassle and her husband had to go along with it, and have basically successfully forgotten everything else else but snippets of the theme song.

      • April 19, 2019 at 7:55 am
        Ed Brault

        I think that was her catch-phrase. Along with that LOOK!

        Zar Belk!

    • April 19, 2019 at 7:58 am
      Old Codger

      I,folks,you do realize realize that Babylon Bee is a satire website?

      • April 19, 2019 at 12:17 pm


        Ya gotta have fun with the numnuts.

      • April 19, 2019 at 11:28 pm

        Babylonbee has snookered Snopes several times.

  • April 19, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Sometimes satire has more truth than the fiction you’ve been pursuing.

    • April 19, 2019 at 12:16 pm

      And you can always hope you are boosting a meme.

  • April 19, 2019 at 9:51 am

    OC, you do realize that the entirety of the MSM is satire?

    • April 19, 2019 at 11:41 am
      Peregrine John

      Yes, but the Bee is intentionally so.

      • April 19, 2019 at 11:52 am

        And the MSM is not? Missed my point entirely PJ.

  • April 19, 2019 at 10:24 am

    She should have also mentioned “Unit 731.” and, Surgeon General Shirō Ishii.

  • April 19, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Yoikoto….Martha Stewart Living
    Who knew?

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Extremely apropos to the intentional satire that is MSM and all of leftism for any that are interested is the exchange I had with kadaka in the 4/17 ‘toon comments beginning at 12;48 A.M.

    There is no more positive proof of the inextricably intertwined provisions of our Consitutional rights and tools that as provided in 1A and 2A.

    Beware defeat and death by a thousand tiny cuts!

  • April 19, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Copied from a friend:

    ***SHL Scripture for the Day***

    Then he delivered Him to them to be crucified. Then they took Jesus and led Him away.

    And He, bearing His cross, went out to a place called the Place of a Skull, which is called in Hebrew, Golgotha, where they crucified Him, and two others with Him, one on either side, and Jesus in the center. Now Pilate wrote a title and put it on the cross. And the writing was:


    Then many of the Jews read this title, for the place where Jesus was crucified was near the city; and it was written in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin.

    Therefore the chief priests of the Jews said to Pilate, “Do not write, ‘The King of the Jews,’ but, ‘He said, “I am the King of the Jews.” ’ ”

    Pilate answered, “What I have written, I have written.” ~ John 19:16-22

  • April 19, 2019 at 4:27 pm
  • April 19, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Nightmare scenario for progressives. Trump wins in 2020. Scandal goes to the highest levels of the swamp resulting in numerous progs in prison or asylum in Russia. Trump seeks civil suit. SCOTUS rules that prog interference was so damaging he may run for a third term. Probably wouldn’t. But, it would be worth seeing the progs go completely insane.

    • April 19, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      Each time I think I’ve seen the level of cognitive dissonance on the left hit full-retard, they find another gear and go further mad than before.

      With any amount of luck, DJT will continue winning… effectively “rebooting” the SCOTUS, maybe even rebooting Congress as the Dems continue melting down over nonexistent monsters of their fetid minds.

      • April 19, 2019 at 6:26 pm

        Democrats imagine that their opponents are as awful as they are. That’s why they blame Republicans and conservatives with what Democrats are actually doing.

      • April 19, 2019 at 6:27 pm
        Chris Muir

        That’s a keeper.

      • April 19, 2019 at 11:30 pm

        That’s OK! I borrow from the best, as well!

      • April 19, 2019 at 9:14 pm

        I was putting those tendencies down to narcissistic projection. Leftism is, after all, a mental disorder…

  • April 19, 2019 at 10:03 pm
    Punta Gorda

    In case no one noticed… the underlying skin tone of those two are spot on accurate for the living conditions of the two ladies. With greater opportunity for tanning in southern climes, one sports a deep bronze tone, the other is appropriate for S Texas with exposure times relegated to tanning sessions only during leisure times.

    Excellent attention to detail on the part of our artistic host. Despite the strange affinity for matching bikini bottoms.

    • April 20, 2019 at 12:09 am
      John M.

      The reason for the matching bottoms has been discussed elsewhere in this thread… HINT: there’s only ONE bottom, being shared.

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