From Which There’s No Return.


  • August 20, 2019 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    Whether you score it as “shack” (Air Force) or “Bullseye” (Navy), that last panel is going to leave a mark on the Four Horsefaces of the Apocalypse.

    • August 20, 2019 at 10:58 pm
      The 300

      Air Force uses both terms. A “bullseye” is less than six meters, a “shack” is through the bread van.

      • August 21, 2019 at 8:10 am

        I was taught to use CEP, Circular Error Probability, but regardless, the bull, the shack, and everything else in the neighborhood will be gone.

  • August 20, 2019 at 12:23 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    I hope President Trump reads this.
    Any idea on how to get this to him?

  • August 20, 2019 at 12:24 am

    The “Squad” claim they show their love for the nation by highlighting the areas where they perceive improvement is necessary.

    In the real world, someone who engages in that kind of tactic in any kind of relationship whether personal, professional or whatever… is treated as a pariah… yet the Dems are in swoon to the Squad. Wow.

    • August 20, 2019 at 6:24 am

      George Will once said that progressives don’t love the united states, they love their idea of what they could “fundamentally transform” it into.

      Another name for that would be “Red China”.

      Tlaib and Omar are in love with the West only to the extent that they see it as a place which needs to be conquered by Islam.

      I don’t think even their progressive friends have ever thought through the inevitable consequences of that.

      Hint; by now, half of Hollywood would have already been beheaded.

      clear ether


      • August 20, 2019 at 11:23 am

        The Squad isn’t stopping with China; they’re going for Full-On North Korea

      • August 20, 2019 at 12:59 pm
        Ed Brault

        [Hint; by now, half of Hollywood would have already been beheaded.]
        And the other half thrown off of tall buildings or burned alive.

        Zar Belk!

    • August 21, 2019 at 8:13 am

      They’ve got this thing about speaking “truth to power”. Well, like it or not, they’re “power” now. They are not hearing, and in fact, can’t handle the truth.

  • August 20, 2019 at 12:25 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    CM, you’ve done some powerful strips.
    But this one took my breath away.
    I bow before the master.
    “We’re not worthy!”

  • August 20, 2019 at 1:08 am

    That Pence asking the rhetorical question?

    He’s coming along faster than I thought…

  • August 20, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Curious. The Muslims, Sunni usually, have been the cause of the chaos in the Mid-East, yet the “Refugees” have almost all been Muslims (Sunni(Mohammadans) with few, if any, Christians, Yazidis, Druze, Alawite, Kurds, Copt, and other humans (Infidels). It was not surprising with the Obama Administration and the “Cash for Bodies”-NGOs, but why is it continuing?

    The Swamp must be deeper than we imagined.

    Maybe the “Dance” with the Iranians will eliminate the excuse for dumping the Mid-East Trash in America……. If the “Persians” get rid of the “Bearded Ladies” and the IRGCNazi-Wanna-Bes, there might be a esolution.

    Love the Hellfire windshield breaker delivered to the Iranian Whoremaster in Gaza. Didn’t even knock the flower pots off the window ledges above or break the store-front windows below. Just a small bang with a sack of “Fluorinated Aluminum” to announce, “You is retired!” Subtle negotiation. No wonder the enemy “Squad’ is upset. They had it good with the “King of ChiCongo”.

    I’d love to know what the Saudis are up to. Apparently, there are even “swamps” in the great deserts, probably with “sand worms” as per Heinlin (Sp?). The “Spice” will flow, but not for you, MF!

    I hope “He” sees it and gets some entertainment….. I am tired and I am just watching.

    • August 20, 2019 at 4:36 am
      The Nth Doctor

      Wrong author. Sandworms and “the spice must flow” are from “Dune” by Frank Herbert, not Robert Heinlein.

  • August 20, 2019 at 2:06 am

    Pardon the typing. Got a funky keyboard/tablet to use and Rx that will keep me alive forever, if they don’t kill me by dawn.

  • August 20, 2019 at 2:51 am

    Too much irony to be a laughing matter, I’m afraid…

  • August 20, 2019 at 4:14 am

    Was Donald Trump’s hair always orange?

    • August 20, 2019 at 7:46 am

      Same as his younger brother’s, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who was born in NYC and was an American citizen.

  • August 20, 2019 at 5:36 am
    Bill G

    Lovely. Alas, it’s not like ‘anyone’ can get in. You’ve got to have a mindset that would have you voting democrat. Hate America? They’ll send you an engraved invitation.

  • August 20, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Don’t like it here? Leave.

    • August 20, 2019 at 6:04 pm
      JJ cooper

      If Allah wills, maybe They will. If only, if only.

  • August 20, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Elizabeth Warren apologizes for taking a DNA test to prove her American Indian ancestry, apparently because her family history should have been enough proof. Rashida Tlaib promises to be a good guest and Israel allows her to visit her grandma, then she throws a public tantrum and refuses to go because they made her promise to be good and not throw a tantrum.

    And Ilhan Omar keeps smiling because she knows she committed serious fraud that’s worthy of a felony conviction, yet she remains protected and untouchable because “racist Islamophobia”.

    I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

  • August 20, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Eon, the transformation they demand is precisely the change that took Argentina down. Back in the early 1900s Argentina and the US were economic peers, second and third to Britain. Then Hipólito Yrigoyen, leader of the Radical Civic Union (or UCR), won the election in 1916. From that time on they bought votes with government money as “benefits”. These days Argentina is a third world nation that cannot feed itself, utilize it’s resources, or pay its bills all in the name of social reforms. The United States, temporarily, took a different route. Then we started emulating Argentina. We are maybe 50 years behind on the route to utter failure. I pray for you America.


    • August 20, 2019 at 10:41 am

      The United States, in 1913, elected Woodrow Wilson, thus demonstrating that we were heading down the same path to hell, and eagerly. It’s taking the U.S. a bit longer to self destruct is all, but we’ll surely get there, and Trump will have played his part.

    • August 20, 2019 at 6:06 pm
      JJ cooper

      Praying, alone, won’t help.

    • August 20, 2019 at 6:33 pm

      Don’t forget that the present Pope, formerly Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, is a babbling leftist loony on his best days.

      Rumor has it that he took the reign name Francis I, one never used before, to avoid taking the reign name “Peter”. He thus hoped to negate the prophecy of Saint Malachy.

      It takes a bit more than that, I would think.

      clear ether


  • August 20, 2019 at 10:42 am

    That’s a wonderful fantasy, Chris, to think that Trump is really on our side. Would that it were so.

    • August 20, 2019 at 11:50 am

      Not just on our side, DT is in our employ. Carrying out our instructions pretty well so far albeit in his own offbeat way, but that is actually his genius and the last thing we need to do is micromanage and create uncertainty of the long-game mission.

      I would be interested in any specific criticisms and alternate ideas for him to pursue, if you have any beyond the yadayada of ad-hominem criticism? Or alternate CEO candidates if you think he is fucking up that bad. Don’t forget you’re the boss, act like it.

    • August 21, 2019 at 8:46 pm
      Mike Mulligan

      Lyle, I hope that your tongue is firmly implanted in your cheek.
      What has Trump to gain that he could not have received on his own?
      Methink, that you are a plant! Possibly a blooming idiot.

  • August 20, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    So how many of the Libs families need to be harmed by Illegals before they get their heads out of various asses and follow the existing LAWS.

  • August 20, 2019 at 10:12 pm
    Avery B.

    Pamela, that’s a great question; how many? It’s a “grassroots” question. Each of us has a part to play, with neighbors, family, co-workers; anybody!

    There will come a time, I predict, when we will have to take our message off the page (digital or paper) and out to the streets! I’ve been nothing but a precinct delegate and campaign worker, but have seen the power that you can bring to politics.

  • August 20, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    Hell yeah…

    Don’t tell me DT doesn’t read DBD!

    He will defend the NPA (National Public Armory) and will let them have the term Red Flag Laws* to describe efforts to identify and treat and protect the public from the wackjobs that make up 100% of the publicized shootings.

    Dude’s an effing deal-making genius. But we knew that.

    *Yes that shit is subject to abuse of due process, private property rights, and outright seizure efforts. But also to very specific targeting and restrictions in implementation…and almost certainly will be relegated to local enforcement, protecting regional attitudes and policies…aka “states’ rights”.



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