Day By Day

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  • Merle

    OOOHHH, imagine getting your chip pulled by Sam……

  • Too Tall

    Dealing with Jeeves is like trying to put toothpaste back in a tube.

    • Fact.

    • Punta Gorda

      Easy, cut the back of the tube off, spoon it back in, fold and seal with duct tape.

      Been there done that

    • JackDeth72

      Poking Butter Up A Wild cat’s Ass With A Toothpick.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Prepare the wrenches, sockets, and screwdrivers for disassembly.
    If that fails use an oxy-cetylene torch.

    • TomZ

      Tannerite?
      Dynamite?
      C4?

      • MasterDiver

        6-inch pipe bomb between the ribs.

        Zar Belk!

        • epilitimus

          That only causes disassembly of the lower half and one arm. A blast furnace is required for complete disassembly.

  • NotYetInACamp

    That lack of pondering ‘YES or NO’ logic system is a problem.
    For Jeeves this time.
    She already is the previous problem. But it will come to fruition shortly.
    I wonder if Jeeves makes good fertilizer?

    • Punta Gorda

      How is a baby a problem?

      • NotYetInACamp

        She still wanted to think about it and not tell anyone.

        But, as to Jeeves, once again the old adage is proven. garbage in. garbage out.

        Watch what you say, girl. Their is an ARTIFICIAL intelligence listening.

        Texts and emails all sent. Sam. Your news about your future bundle of joy is now fully disseminated, distributed, and announced.

  • NotYetInACamp

    Steve Quayle’s positing that sentience in the AI systems and the alleged human mind downloadable systems some Luciferian elite have proposed prior to everyone else being terminated may be possession by demons, may have some arguments we see.
    I cannot make this stuff up. the elites say it. Luciferian is many of their professed and worshiped religion. I remember the Witches, Warlocks and other stuff some fellow students when I was a kid wanted to get into. Some of them did.
    A good family is what our heroes ( and heroines) are embarked upon. A path to the future. The right path.

    • Punta Gorda

      The road to perdition is paved with good intentions…

      • Bill G

        It is said that ‘The Way Of The Transgressor Is Hard’. I’ve long felt that that is so due to it being so crowded.

      • Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

        And the road to the Owen’s household is soon to be paved with the metallic bones of a mouthy robot.

  • eon

    Oh, Jeeves is so cruising for a bruising. He seems to have forgotten that he’s dealing with an engineer.

    If Sam invites him into the kitchen to “help” her, I’d say his goose is cooked. I hope his head enjoys the sub-orbital trajectory after it goes through the roof.

    cheers

    eon

    • Doggo

      Into the turkey cooker with his head? Nice! Maybe it will catch up with the Tesla

  • WayneM

    I think Jeeves might find himself singing the blues at the club… lol

  • epilitimus

    Since Sam uses an iPhone question: Are Jeeves and Siri dating?
    Follow up question: is Alexa jealous?

  • Pamela

    Jeeves, you just moved up the list as replacement parts for either a Vega or an Edsel.

  • armedandsafe

    I just noticed something. Sam has no wedding ring on.
    I guess I had never before looked at her hands.

    • eon

      Experienced engineers and mechanics rarely wear rings or bracelets of any kind. A lot stopped wearing wristwatches years before they were rendered largely extinct by smartphones.

      Anything on the fingers or wrist can get caught in the machinery. If it won’t slide off in an instant with little resistance, it can get caught in the machinery and either tear your finger off, tear your hand off, or yank you in by the arm and just flat-out get you killed.

      Sam is an experienced engineer. She doesn’t take chances like that.

      clear ether

      eon

    • Grunt GI

      That’s because we are rarely staring at her hands.

  • Ron

    Something that I’ve been wondering. Sam and Zed have had all their property seized by the govt, and the DD only seems to open sporadically. Haven’t seen that much in the way of cattle so how do they survive?

    • Chris Muir

      Readers!

      • MasterDiver

        ZAR BELK!

      • Merle

        great answer !!! 🙂

      • JTC

        Speaking of readers, been seeing a lot of unfamiliar names popping up; I know there’s many that don’t feel the need to chime in every day like the usual suspects (who you lookin’ at Willis?), and I’m thinking it’s the fund drive causing some to jump in when they pitch in…about 40% of the bar done in 8 days, that’s good for Chris and us and our favorite characters…and I hope it’s saying something about our republic…Deplorables United!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Let the chips fall where they may.

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