As Calvin would say… ( I’ve been transmorgified )
For those of you that don’t understand it’s from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip.
Hobbes would definitely approve of Jo’s transmogrification.
A huge improvement over Susie Deakens, who Hobbes was already sweet on.
Hobbes was the tiger, Calvin was….ah……Calvin.
Your pen to God’s… wait, what was I talking about? Distracting blorpage.
It would be way cool if “Director Wray” was a transmogrified Mo (Jeff) as has already happened in front of a Congressional Committee. Especially if Jo and Mo then did a, er, um “data transfer” in the headquarters building that resulted in the usual “incineration.”
What was the description lifted from “The Quiet Man?” “Homeric.”
I mean Zed and Sam have to be out of rake sheds, barns, and hunting cabins by now. Heck, Jack’s Tool Shed is probably on the Endangered Species List.
Even Calvin would approve of that. From his sandbox: “Here we have a nuclear waste truck, dynamite truck, gasoline tank truck, and LNG tank truck arriving simultaneously at an uncontrolled intersection.”
Calvin was prescient and decades ahead of his time in describing the Progtard party of today.
“… the AG was on his way out …”
We can hope …
“Way out, Man.” Or, as John Denver might have put it, “Far out, Man.”
And, Chris Muir, I don’t know what it is you “do” in drawing his face in the last couple strips, but you seem to capture something that just makes me want to slap his face silly. Brrr-rrr-rrr. Talk about X-Wray weapons…
Great pulling of the rug from under our feet! You know how to tell a story, Chris!
She’s wearing a peach slip … now just get Wray and the rest of the DOJ a massive pink slip.
Safe to assume Jo has full audio/video playback capability, given her other capabilities and, ummmmmm, assets…
I expect with her, um, morphing capabilities, she could smuggle an entire professional sound system including tweeters and a sub-woofer unnoticed in some manner. Uh, I’ll just stop right there and try to imagine how it might be accomplished. Hmmm…
Tapes exist, the only thing a political appointee is more scared of than the ‘common people’ is another politicial appointee after their job and mutual blackmail assures the pecking order stays relatively linear.
Trump having well-placed moles inside the Deep State crime syndicate would be a best-case scenario now, wouldn’t it?
So, where’s the REAL Merrick Garland? Tied up in a closet somewhere?
Most likely getting a well deserved spanking as he has been a really bad boy.
Wonder what the going DC rate is for Discipline these days of out of control inflation.
Contained within Javie’s ‘puter.
Kind of a Bladerunner type thing, with a Ghostbusters containment type thing and a Gitmo type thing mixed in.
That pipeline has a permanent job in the corruption capital. If there would be anyone that did not want Jo as an assistant, there would be a bidding war by the somewhat normals to hire her. I expect her skills could cause huge damage to all the progs insane proposals.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could be proud of our federal leos for this kind of operation instead of knowing that it is the open door and welcome sign at the border for any and all criminal thugs and gangs that makes it like shooting fish in a barrel, and even worse, the operation they really plan and desire doesn’t deserve this disingenuous quote…
“I believe the FBI’s most sacred duty is to ensure people can live free from fear in their own homes and neighborhoods,” Wray said this week.
…but more like this one…
“I believe the FBI most craves to ensure people live in fear of jack-booted thugs in their own homes and neighborhoods,”
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