Off the Menu.
Kebab Takeout.


  • February 5, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    This could get interesting…

    • February 5, 2016 at 11:10 pm

      Yeah for them
      Like Wash interesting

      Like ‘ohgod ohgod we’re both going to die’ interesting….

      • February 5, 2016 at 11:38 pm
        Blue Quasar

        Or Jayne Cobb interesting :

        “Well, what you plan and what takes place ain’t ever exactly been similar.”

    • February 6, 2016 at 7:24 am
      Unca Walt

      The Rooshians just unloaded on a bunch of these sub-humans. The ones not in hospital are dented, and in jail.

  • February 5, 2016 at 10:34 pm
    Greg B

    Are they going to teach the camel humpers Texan?
    Or Russian?

    • February 6, 2016 at 1:51 am

      Hopefully both with maybe some Hebrew.

  • February 5, 2016 at 10:45 pm
    Big Jim

    Time for an applied lesson in manners. Kind of like Robert DuVall delivered in Secondhand Lions but without the relatively humane end result. Just break them. Hard.

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:55 am
      David M


  • February 5, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Is she packing? They may find Texas manners require them to be shot for those comments.

    • February 5, 2016 at 11:23 pm

      The only time when Sam isn’t packing is when she’s wearing that lovely diaphanous négligé and, even then, her firearm is on the bedside table.

  • February 5, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Thinking more Robert Duval in Lonesome Dove. He taught a little respect
    several times—usually involving a little rap up side the head with that
    Walker Colt to get their attention before the real education commenced.

    • February 5, 2016 at 11:37 pm
      Ed Woods

      John Wayne in Big Jake or just about anything else.

      • February 6, 2016 at 1:29 pm
        Hungry Joe

        John Wayne in THE SONS OF KATIE ELDER applying some behavioral adjustment to George Kennedy via an axe handle. Still makes me cringe.

      • February 6, 2016 at 9:12 pm

        How about Eastwood in Pale Rider?
        “Nothing like a good piece of Hickory”

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:56 am

      He didn’t need a Colt in that one to teach a lesson. I recall a bartender that gave him sass, who ended up with a broken nose courtesy of his own bar…

    • February 6, 2016 at 3:29 am

      Yeah,I remember those scenes,but the real lesson in manners was Tommy Lee Jones beating up the Army scout- ” I can’t stand rude behavior in a man,I just won’t tolerate it” (or something like that)

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    Just hit the scumbag pigboy in the face so hard, they’ll have to rebuild the back of his skull before they get to 6 months of reconstructive surgery….

    • February 5, 2016 at 11:18 pm

      Don’t do that. The taxpayers will just have to pick up the tab to save the animals. Just put them down like you would a rabid skunk.

      • February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am

        Just insure he no longer has interest in women or nanny goats.

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:07 pm
    rooftop voter

    Oh boy, hang on, a lesson in respect is about to be handed out……….

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Fuck the barbarians. Death is too good for them…On a more serious note, Fuck the barbarians. Death is too good for them. Send them to their pedophile, cousin kissing prophet. Violence is all that they understand, maybe that is how we should communicate with them.

    • February 5, 2016 at 11:19 pm

      Pardon my language. I am just tired of the PC baggage that come with ALL immigrants.

      • February 6, 2016 at 6:26 am

        Language? You used “language“? Lemesee…”Fuck” and “Death is too good for them” and expressions of hatred for the camel-urine-guzzling rapist, robber and murderer responsible for what they use in lieu of holy writ….

        Nope, ‘sall good. Ego absolvo te. As they say in modern Western secular law, “truth serves as an affirmative defense to an action for libel or slander.”

        Fuck sharia, of course.

      • February 6, 2016 at 10:09 am

        NP buddy. I’m looking forward to the day we all make these child rapists sorry they crawled out from their filthy holes and came here.

    • February 5, 2016 at 11:59 pm
      B Woodman

      Just make sure that when you fuck the barbarians, you use an extra large pineapple. . . fronds first.
      Or I’ve heard other suggestions involving: broken glass, rabid porcupines, rusty barbed wire, glass rods (meant to be broken internally), and similar. Your mileage may vary.

      • February 6, 2016 at 12:12 am

        Wouldn’t a boinker by an oinker be most appropriate?

        But, animal cruelty to the pig. And nobody would want to eat that bacon.

      • February 6, 2016 at 12:12 am

        12 gauge wire brush is probably adequate…do it for a long time.

      • February 6, 2016 at 9:23 am

        12 gauge wire brush is probably adequate


      • February 6, 2016 at 1:43 am
        Old Codger

        Pineapple my ass! (excuse the pun 😉 ) I think a cactus would be MUCH better. Since there isn’t much saguaro out in west Texas I’m thinking prickly pear. Chop ’em up and feed ’em to the hogs. Turn ’em int pig shit. Wonder how many virgins THAT would earn ’em.

        Sometimes I wonder if Jefferson were around today would he have to rethink the attitude expressed in his famous quote, “But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.” These days what some “neighbors” believe can get you a WHOLE LOT WORSE than a broken leg.

      • February 6, 2016 at 7:30 am
        B Woodman

        Cactus. . . I KNEW I was forgetting something.
        Thanks, OC.

      • February 6, 2016 at 5:01 pm
        Tiger Tomcat

        Y’all are forgetting the most important thing, Carolina Reaper hot sauce applied to what ever is being inserted.

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Yortuk and Georg would be so proud of Youssef and Ibrahim.

    Them TexMuz is some “wild and crazy guys”…but not for long.

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    Waiter! A pulled pork sandwich for the loudmouth…

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    What mushrooms are on Sams burger?

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:39 pm
    Ed Woods

    Go ugly early, Sam. Hm. Have you got another lady off the screen there, Chris?

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    I want to see what Zed does to the Rapefugees 🙂

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:04 am
      B Woodman

      I don’t think Zed will need to do anything other then act as backup to whatever Sam decides to do.

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:41 pm
    B Woodman

    On my mini Kindle right now. But later I’ll find and post an article (I think linked through IOTW) about a group of muzzies that we’re kicked out of Scandinavia, and went to Russia. They attempted to pull their women molesting stunt at a local bar, and the Russian MEN taught them better with a curbside stomping. Even the police got in on the fun. The police report? Basically, “just some good ol’ boys having a disagreement. Nothing to see here, move along”.
    Made me giggle all afternoon.
    Now if SAM can deliver the same to these sheet heads. . . . stand up and CHEER!!

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:49 pm
    B Woodman

    Time to give two muzzies a standard muzzie funeral — out in the desert, unmarked, unfounded, just disappeared.
    And since they would have been deceased by a woman, surrounded by pork, no 72 virgins for them.

    Can’t wait for tomorrow’s episode. hehehe

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am

      Build an outhouse on the site for women only.

      • February 6, 2016 at 1:40 am

        Pamela for the win!

  • February 5, 2016 at 11:57 pm
    Spin Drift

    Drag’em to west Texas, bury’em with a pound of bacon. Good riddance but hey I’m Sicilian and we kicked those mofo’s off our island in the 1300’s. About time we start playing Cowboys and Mooselimbs.

    Shoot low boys they’re riding Shetland Ponies
    Yippe Kyyea Mother Flucker

    • February 6, 2016 at 1:46 am
      Old Codger

      Nah, just feed ’em to the hogs. I wonder how many virgins getting turned into pig shit would earn a Moe.

      • February 6, 2016 at 7:33 am
        B Woodman

        That would be cruelty . . .. to the pigs. (sigh) But this is war, and sacrifices must be made.

      • February 6, 2016 at 7:55 am

        Just be sure to pull the teeth, preferably while the barbarian is tied to a chair, using rusty vice grips.
        The poor hogs cannot digest the teeth, shame to hurt your favorite piggy.

    • February 6, 2016 at 11:23 am

      Don’t waste bacon like that. Bury them with pig heads.

    • February 6, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      My way would be sewing them up into a pig carcass, then shooting them.

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:00 am

    Enemy invaders engaged in sexual assault on a woman.

    Whatever fate is delivered to them is too good.
    Besides, the enemy invaders are out of uniform and not subject to the terms of the Geneva Convention. especially so if they attack a civilian in the land that they are invading.

    No matter that another enemy invader occupying a house has invited their army in by opening the borders.

    Referencing yesterday when my post from beyond reasonable internet contact was late, thus never seen:
    Ben Franklin had the Law of Nations always on him and one copy always in the Constitutional Convention meeting hall being constantly used, and a third copy floater (all in French as most all of them spoke back then) during the term when our constitution was written.
    The definition of NBC is the same as I learned in grade school on through law school. And so I interpret what was written and the circumstances we faced in 2008 and now.

    • February 6, 2016 at 6:37 am

      “The definition of NBC is the same as I learned in grade school on through law school. And so I interpret what was written and the circumstances we faced in 2008 and now.”

      Vattel et alia do, however, seem to put Senator Cruz – laudable as he is in so many ways – beyond the pale when it comes to “natural born citizen” status and therefore lawful eligibility for nomination, election, or inauguration as our republic’s chief magistrate.

      The Donald, though he is not a law school graduate, has fixed upon this point as a critical vulnerability to be exploited by the National Socialist Democrat American Party through the rest of this year despite the fact that they themselves are dreimal guilty of failing to demonstrate that their beloved Indonesian illegitimacy had even been issued a green card, much less a forensically valid certificate of live birth.

      • February 6, 2016 at 8:28 am

        Things are different for Democrats, progressives, official victims as progressively defined, and such. They are privileged.

        Targets are such as Republicans, libertarians, conservatives, official evil doers (again by progressive definitions), western civilized persons, non official victims, white privileged, and whoever they have targeted for genocide.

        They, such as Obama and maybe Hillary, get a pass. They have privilege. For some, the border has been opened and US government workers have been ordered to assist them, to help fundamentally change America into something else more like The Privileged One occupying the people’s house in Washington, D.C.

        Facts are meaningless to them. They make them up as they go along or as planned. No lie is too great. All will be done for their cause. Hillary studied Alynsky and more, as did many others of the enemy.

        Of course, that must be stopped.
        But like the Budget Process that the Republicans said that they were using to force sanity upon US spending, someone used a Boner on them and RINOS prevailed with a greater victory for the Reid/Pelosi crony types than if they had control of the Congress.
        How about that bill proposing Worldwide martial law that Senator McConnell filed in the Senate? Did not Rome give their Caesar the power to unilaterally exert force anywhere he wanted to during the phases of its fall. All for the good of Rome, of course. It was supposed to be “good” is what they said.

    • February 6, 2016 at 9:10 am

      Bookmarked. Thank you.

    • February 6, 2016 at 2:05 pm
      B Woodman

      NBC? Nuclear Biological Chemical?

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:00 am
    Th30 Moore

    That’s 72 Virginians. If they knew they were to be the victims of 72 Virginians they would want no part of it.

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:15 am


    • February 6, 2016 at 12:27 am

      Oh, those Mohammedans will get their 72 Virgins alright! 72 Virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped genitalia!

    • February 6, 2016 at 11:24 am
      • February 6, 2016 at 1:46 pm

        Why does pure genius so often reside in pure crazy? I miss him. RIP RW

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:02 am

    One can of Whoop-azz coming right up.

    So Travis “I’ve been everywhere” Huh? So how about you step over there and explain to the arabic speakers just how close to dead they already are … Please? In Arabic, if you have it, would be most effective I do believe.
    Sam is busy eating and Zed is “talking to a man about a horse”.

    How do you say ‘apologize to the Lady or die like the dog you are’ in arabic?

    • February 6, 2016 at 1:56 am

      I’m sure Zed know how to say ‘apologize to the Lady or die like the dog you are’ in arabic.

      • February 6, 2016 at 7:39 am

        Or the Sirius Cybernetics slogan, post-sign collapse.

        “But Sheriff, I was polite. I said ‘Share and Enjoy’. How was I supposed to know that in their dialect, it translates to ‘Go stick your head in a pig’?”

        الذهاب عصا رأسك في صورة خنزير (aldhdhahab esa rasuk fi surat khinzir) according to Google Translate.

        I’m guessing Douglas Adams never “traveled well” in the Dar al-Islam. Judging by his opinions on other subjects, Adams probably didn’t care much that it didn’t.

        clear ether


  • February 6, 2016 at 12:05 am

    I keep missing the posting times so bare with me ‘Kay?

    Intended to have been posted on 02-04-16 with the off-the-menu cartoon.

    Speaking of “sticking to the menu”:

    Old Country Boy
    February 3, 2016, 8:31 pm |

    Also, don’t disparage ME BBQ. One of the better places in Talahina (anglicised version of Diana, Sam Houston’s wife). Very popular place named Mansours who served Tabouli and hummus with their BBQ. That was later picked up by Jamils, where billions of dollars in oil deals have been signed. This stuff all came from muslim Africa with the slaves, ya know.
    The act of cooking over an open fire is millions of years old. OK Maybe A million years but the point is that it did not come from ONE technology. IE:”muslim Africa”

    Moving on …

    From a lexicography standpoint, barbecue is derived from the word barbacoa, used by Taino Indians in the Caribbean to describe an elevated wooden rack on which they slow smoked at low temperatures fish, lizards, alligator, and other game.

    The word barbacoa was brought to Europe by Spanish explorers and it first appeared in print in Spain in the 1526. Even though the word originally meant a structure, not the food or the method, it expanded to include both in Europe.

    (from this site = And I have also seen it written out in a museum in the BVI’s. (British Virgin Islands)

    see what I did there?

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:29 am

      I met a man claiming to be the current leader (cheif?) of the tainos while engaging in a group effort that resulted in the successful saving of the Miami Circle from development.It is the oldest archaeological site in Miami and is over 2000 years old. it is a circle that has markings aligned with the equinoxes and other astronomical events. It is located at the South side of the mouth of the Miami River. The late Professor Robert Carr, a friend of the family back to the 1920’s, had predicted that the most interesting Taino sites would be found exactly there.
      I am sure that the Taino (Tequesta tribe) had cooked or grilled meat and fish there, or barbacoa. They have remnants of all sorts of land mammals and game there as well as those of whales, turtles and other creatures from the sea. Mmm. Tasty.

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:51 am

      Cap’n Barbacoa is three word origin Bard-a-coa Beard to tail. The method the pirates in area used to cook goat and it involved a PIT of coals not an upraised structure like you said. The goat would go into a pit of coals and be cooked slowly Beard to tail.
      There were many other methods of food preservation, but smoking is one shared across many cultures. Hell the local Maumee (Miami) indians up here in ohio used to smoke their meats with a layer of berry paste. results were pemican like.
      Simply put. Where there are men, meat and fire there will be BBQ/smoked meats and grilled meat. Also jerky.

    • February 6, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      I appreciate your historical connections, however, since BBQ was and is prevalent through the south and southwest, I suspect that no matter how many sources of the name there are, there are enough different kinds. Remember, until the 1900s slaves and freedmen and women did the cooking. For the cowboys, for the Cajuns, for the white folks. Nothing wrong with that. Was good for everyone but them.

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:06 am

    Oh man, are you idgit camel lovers in trouble.
    Solicitation of a sex act with a Texan wife.

    Why do I think the local feral hawgs have fresh dinner on the hoof headed their way.

    Jayne would have brought Vera along. She does require regular exercise.
    Those illegals are the same as Reavers.

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:17 am

      Now, what did any Reaver ever do to deserve that comment?

      • February 6, 2016 at 12:32 am

        That’s funny.

      • February 6, 2016 at 12:39 am

        Revers kill for the fun of it.

      • February 6, 2016 at 2:05 pm

        Reevers, kinda like shirereevers. I think Zed’ friend the Sheriff should have a talk with you. Comparing him to the islamic thugs.

      • February 6, 2016 at 4:44 pm

        Dropped the A. Should be Reavers. Nasty rapists and cannibals.

        Tucker is one of the good Guys. For him, I’d even make a pecan pie.

    • February 6, 2016 at 12:33 am
      Greg B

      Jayne & Vera.
      Still a better love story than Twilight.

    • February 6, 2016 at 1:23 am

      Uh—be careful there—this will be turned into the new Emmett Till story…with the “poor kid” murdered for no reason by evil YT just because Emmett wanted to follow in the footsteps of his “baby daddy” Louis Till and rape and possibly murder a White Woman.

      FYI—Louis Till was convicted and hanged by US Army for the Murder of an Italian Woman and the Rape of two other women.

      Yea—learn about ol’ Louis Till….like father, like son. And all these years we have been fed a line of bullsquat….no more!

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  • February 6, 2016 at 12:21 am
    Grunt GI

    Some knuckleheads are likely to develop a bad case of lead poisoning…this is not gonna end well….for Ibrahim and fellow goat molesting friend.

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:23 am

    I am seeing a lot of proposals for wasting bacon.

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:47 am

    OMG but the Sunday strip will be most anxiously anticipated!

  • February 6, 2016 at 1:25 am
    Wicked Duke

    I was born & raised in West Texas & I know any number of beautiful, sweet, kind Texas ladies.

    And having personally witnessed what happens *after* with my own eyes a couple of times, I can say with absolute assurance: The very, very, last thing you ever want to hear (and in some cases the last thing you ever will hear) is when one of the womenfolk gives out an angry “Oh *HELL* no!”, after someone crosses one line too many.

    When that happens, well, to paraphrase my patron saint, Sam of Yosemite: “Say yer prayers varmit, yer about to meet yer maker!”

  • February 6, 2016 at 1:51 am
    Old Codger

    Two-to-one odds Sam against the Moes? T’aint hardly fair. . . .

    For the Moes, that is.

  • February 6, 2016 at 2:20 am

    Let the games begin. Hell, the games have begun.

    Neither give nor ask for quarter.

  • February 6, 2016 at 2:45 am

    Catch and release. With a fresh Mohammed “Makin’ Bacon” tattoo on his forehead.

  • February 6, 2016 at 3:25 am

    In the movie “The War Wagon” two baddies try to get the drop on The Duke and Kirk D. outside a saloon. Both are quickly dispatched by our heroes. Kirk said “My guy hit the ground first”. The Duke countered with “My guy was taller.” These two ticks will be nothing more than a stain in the dirt when Sam unloads on them. Happy Trails………..

  • February 6, 2016 at 3:33 am
    Combine Pilot

    Start here and check out the next 5 pages.

    • February 6, 2016 at 7:55 pm

      Jeezus C. Pilot, thanks a lot…5 panels? Fell right into that rabbit hole and took me an hour to climb back out. Fun though; so what ever happened to that Aston Martin? Yeah I know, keep reading.

  • February 6, 2016 at 3:41 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    I almost feel sorry for those Islamopithicenes…..almost.

  • February 6, 2016 at 5:30 am
    Second Lensman

    A record number of comments.? On the edge of my seat.

  • February 6, 2016 at 6:53 am

    I hope there is a pit deep enough out back to bury these poor bastitches! And their transportation.
    IOW: No trace; no trial.

  • February 6, 2016 at 6:55 am
    Bill G

    I’m curious to see what Travis is carrying and how he responds.
    On the subject of teaching manners, I was reminded of a John Wayne flick where he’s telling himself not to get involved when someone kicks a kid, and suddenly it’s “Aw, now, he shouldn’t ought to have done that”.

    • February 6, 2016 at 7:24 am
      fast richard

      Yeah, I’m guessing Sam doesn’t need to lift a finger this time. Travis gets to demonstrate who he is.

    • February 6, 2016 at 7:43 am

      “Big Jake”.

      As Mr. McCandless said to his sons later on, “Well, since you don’t respect your elders, looks like I’m gonna have to teach you to respect your betters”.

      Said instruction being rather painful for the students.

      clear ether


  • February 6, 2016 at 7:40 am
    Unca Walt

    Anybody notice the NERVE that Mr. Muir has stuck a fork so deeply into?

    Americans are (except for the Pelosis of this country) totally disgusted with rapefugees worldwide. And when their existence sprouts up like a melanoma in America, it engenders a violent reaction. Good.

    • February 6, 2016 at 7:53 am

      I think non-progressive types worldwide are pretty disgusted with crime and don’t care much who’s responsible or what their “justification” is.

      Balkans; “I raped and killed because in 1431, her great-great-great-great-great-grand uncle stole my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather’s sheep.”

      MidEast; “Allah commands the subjugation of all infidels. If they do not submit, they are to be slain.”

      Inner City America: “Reparations for slavery, MAANNNN!”

      Latin America; “VOTA COMUNISTA!!”

      Europe; “I am post-modern. Your laws are inapplicable.”

      It all boils down to a combination of primitive, tribalist cultures plus egotism that insists that laws are “outdated” when they say that someone who defines themselves as “superior” can’t do whatever they want, to whoever they want, whenever they want. Which is nothing but tribalism with a thin veneer of “sophistication”.

      Scratch a progressive, especially an apologist for tribalism, and you’ll find a savage just below the surface. Which explains their “comfort” with tribalist savagery.

      All men may have been Created equal, but not all were or are civilized. And the ones who aren’t seem to be in the ascendancy today.

      Civilization has a problem.

      clear ether


      • February 6, 2016 at 8:11 am

        God created man, Sam Colt and his revolvers made them equal.
        The white man has spent much time and money making sure they are more equal than their enemies.

    • February 6, 2016 at 8:50 am

      That is a human nerve that Americans have accepted. It involves our God given rights that Americans also have placed into the law. We will act and respond as needed.
      I have pointed the law out in places with such great effect such that some friends said to go off somewhere and cool it for a while.

      I like that Trump has used some of the same and similar ideas that I had presented and publicly defeated people with. He has used them well. He must have good American lawyers advising him on this nerve that has been hit. That is obvious. They agree with me. I wonder to what extent.
      There is much more to do.
      The reaction here to shows how Americans feel and respond, as did the reaction I saw to my own efforts in the past.
      As a sometime analyst, I consider the natural responses here good. They show what Americans (A-Muir-icans) and other people of all stripes are thinking. We know right from wrong. We will act as appropriate. The law is on our side, but, we must support the law as the law does not act on its own. The law must be asserted by the people, who give the law its strength and power. There are many good people around the world and they all must assert right, or they will not survive.

  • February 6, 2016 at 9:06 am

    “Pain is scary” – Jayne

    Hog tiem! (appropriate disposal for the crimigrants)

  • February 6, 2016 at 9:35 am

    Feed them to Hillary.

    • February 6, 2016 at 10:44 am


      Wrong equipment.

      • February 6, 2016 at 4:41 pm
        John Greer

        You mean she _doesn’t_ have teeth down there?

  • February 6, 2016 at 9:46 am

    If only PATRIOTIC AMERICANS could do to the sludge among the illegals, the jizzlamics & their pusillanimous PC ‘progressive’ enablers as the Russians of Murmansk have. Fortunately, however, we *are* a nation of laws.

    SO WE NEED TO MAKE OPEN SEASON LAWFUL!! And, of course, no bag limit or restrictions on how to take. As HadsDad noted above: “Fuck the barbarians. Death is too good for them.” While I fully agree, I must suggest we be merciful & simply exterminate them in any way possible.

    Past time to play “Cowboys & jizzlamics” !!! WAY past time.

  • February 6, 2016 at 9:59 am
    Jeff Talbut

    Imma guessin’ a couple of fellas are fixin’ to hafta learn to use their left hands for everything…cleanin’ the Cayenne offa their tenders will be the first task.

  • February 6, 2016 at 10:20 am

    My oh my how that Mr Muir can spin a tale, with remarkable artwork to boot. An additional bonus is the educational and entertainment value of the comments. I am most appreciative. I am preparing the popcorn to enjoy while viewing the upcoming administration of attitude correction.

  • February 6, 2016 at 10:39 am

    I can see a replay of my favorite Duke line:
    “Mister, somebody auta belt ya for that, but I won’t…I WON”T…like HELL I won’t! “

  • February 6, 2016 at 10:55 am

    There was a time when any male who called a female certain words had his Mama wash his mouth out with Fels Naptha soap. His Daddy would then make him fetch the big strap that hung by the door. His Daddy would proceed to educate the male on what never to call a female.
    The now properly educated male would apologize to the female he had offended and make restitution in the form of chores until that debt was paid.

    Is there a bar of Fels Naptha in the kitchen and someone surely has a big strap?

  • February 6, 2016 at 10:56 am

    I suspect that something like this might happen, for starters.

  • February 6, 2016 at 10:57 am

    As an old Bubblehead, looking forward to the continuation of this saga is akin to waiting for the “Prepare to surface” announcement after being submerged for 70 days.

    “Torpedo room, Conn – Load war shots in tubes 1 & 2”

  • February 6, 2016 at 11:20 am

    Time for an Attitude Adjustment !!!!

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:16 pm
    Old Codger

    OT: I ran across a fascinating article with some interesting insight into Trump’s supporters. I won’t write more to keep from producing any spoilers. Article is from WaPo.
    A strange but accurate predictor of whether someone supports Donald Trump

  • February 6, 2016 at 12:42 pm
    B Woodman

    Since this is occurring in a public place it’s too late to implement all four of the Four Esses, but maybe three of them would work:

  • February 6, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    Old Codger, your linked article is not OT at all, it is in fact exactly ON topic.

    Chris really struck a chord with this one, and while 99% of that WaPo piece is psychobabble crap (and a look at the pic and name of the author will explain his need to toss around the “authoritarian” and “fascist” labels), the one true paragraph which explains very accurately the reasons for Trump’s support across a wide base is this:

    “…respondents who said they felt threatened by terrorism were also significantly more likely to support Trump, and opposition to immigration is something else that unites many of his supporters…and given their aversion to outsiders, are more likely both to perceive threats from terrorism and to oppose immigration.”

    That’s it in a nutshell both for Chris ‘toon here and the rise of Trump, people with sometimes widely disparate views and politics recognize that the threat to our very existence presented by forced acceptance of immigration is essentially the only issue, because unless it is resolved (stopped), nothing else will matter.

    • February 6, 2016 at 1:22 pm

      And BTW,

      • February 6, 2016 at 1:23 pm

        This is 100!!! What do I win???

      • February 6, 2016 at 2:58 pm

        A kick in the ass for padding your stats?

        (and for being a smartass) 😉

      • February 6, 2016 at 7:07 pm


        Better smart ass than plain ass, right? :b


  • February 6, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Oh look… how cute… little boys think that because there is sand all over they are still in the MENA…

    Its going to be a problem later when the feral hogs come back waiting for more food but it can’t be helped. Might as well use their carcass for hog bait and compost.

  • February 6, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Given how muslims disdain females, consider them less than 2nd class and believe they should submit to their whims w/o hesitation or question…..the SERIOUS ass kickin’ Sam (I hope) will deliver to both of them would be humiliation to their perceived “masculinity” on an epic scale.

    THIS oughtta be GOOD!!!

    *Gets a BIG ol’ tub of buttered popcorn an’ an ice cold beer, kicks back to watch the show.*

  • February 6, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Their first mistake was going to Texas. They then compounded it by insulting a Texas woman… in a restaurant full of Texans… who are in all probability carrying. And I think I saw Zed move out the back door to the front. They’re surrounded.

    • February 6, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      I dunno, what’s the name of the place again, Falafel Palace? Might be a house full of TexMuz.

      But my money is still on Sam & Co.

  • February 6, 2016 at 4:28 pm
    Andrew Benghazi

    There is no need for violence in this situation. The government of Finland has the solution. American women rejoice! /sarc

    • February 6, 2016 at 4:59 pm
      John Greer

      Strange, I seem to recall the Finns used different methods against the Russians. 😉

  • February 6, 2016 at 5:36 pm
    Spin Drift

    Sam versus the Muzzies is gonna go four rounds.

    Left ball, right ball, left ball, right ball – Reload

    War Damn Eagle
    Molon Labe

    • February 6, 2016 at 6:41 pm


      Sam’s in Texas, not California. She wouldn’t have to reload after four.

  • February 6, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    Time to play cowboys and ayrabs.

  • February 6, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    I have not researched this to verify it but thought you would like it anyway SO …

    General Black Jack Pershing
    Born September 13th 1860 near LaClede, MS
    Died July 15th 1948 in Wash. DC

    1909 Appointed Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists.
    So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists. Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them refuse to eat it, while others won’t even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell. The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist’s bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.
    Sounds like a plan to me.

    • February 6, 2016 at 9:30 pm

      no research needed,that is a true story;one that ‘Black Jack’ was famous for.He didn’t take no shit.
      Although,I don’t recall it was ” anywhere in the world” ,but it was ” in the Phillipines”

  • February 6, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    Looking at the strip again, I don’t think Travis had thought about anything but the food. He’s not in on the moslem sickness, he’ll be fighting next to Sam, not against her.

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