• January 23, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    Hmm depending on the interior color, there should be something here for Sam to work with:

    Maybe an upgrade to the drive train.

    Sheriff is going to need medical disinfectant to clean his vehicle. Come to think of it, so does Wade on his truck and his new car. Does Texas has salvaged titles?

    • January 24, 2015 at 12:20 am

      Medical disinfectant is nothing but gasoline with perfume.

  • January 23, 2015 at 11:02 pm
    Big Boss Ogg

    Aww, yeah!! Imagine all the gimcracks and geegaws in one o’ those official super cop cars!! Am I too late to call dibs on the KSG they’re sure to be packing under the trunk lid?!

    • January 24, 2015 at 8:20 am

      Probably. And I think you’ll find that Naomi has already called ‘mine’ on the 240 Bravo.



    • January 24, 2015 at 3:06 pm

      240B’s a hungry pet for a family on a budget…

  • January 23, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    Yep, that Sheriff is a died in the wool Texan.

    • January 24, 2015 at 12:58 am
      Kevin M

      “Dyed” I believe you mean.


      • January 24, 2015 at 2:02 pm

        You are correct, mybad.

    • January 24, 2015 at 2:19 pm
      Bad Cyborg

      The ones on the west part tend to be. Unfortunately the ones closer to the coast – definitely from Laredo east – are all Dhimmicrats. Need I say more?

      • January 24, 2015 at 10:12 pm

        Ahem there are more than a few of us who live east of that line you drew who are definitely NOT Dhimmicrats. Unfortunately most of the metro-denizens are indeed Dhimmicrats. sigh

  • January 23, 2015 at 11:33 pm
    Wayne M

    That thing gotta Hemi? Perhaps Sam can retrofit the Charger for fun!

  • January 23, 2015 at 11:49 pm
    Daniel in Brookline

    I hope DHS comes after them next in a tank. Sam and Zed and Wade could use a tank. They’d have fun with it, too.

    Okay, compromise… Sam’s sister can paint a peace sign on it if she wants…

  • January 24, 2015 at 1:13 am
    B Woodman

    Damn! No snake pit! I SO did want the snake pit.
    But at least Wade gets the HAWT car. And the sheriff is a Texas good’ol’boy. Love them kind.

  • January 24, 2015 at 1:49 am

    Reminds me of old story. Man stole a mule from the most hated man in the county. The jury, told that tgeir initial verdict of “Not guilty, provided he returns the mule.”, deliberates some more and comes back with a verdict of “Not guilty, and he can keep the mule!”

  • January 24, 2015 at 4:37 am
    Bill G

    Feds-0, Texas-1

  • January 24, 2015 at 10:40 am
    Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder

    Car has a GPS transponder or three onnit. Sam can pull them out, rig a battery and toss the kit onto some truck bound for Mexico City. Let the feds track that.

    • January 24, 2015 at 2:04 pm

      Oh hell yeah!

  • January 24, 2015 at 2:27 pm
    Bad Cyborg

    Hope he paints it candy apple red. Allus wanted a candy apple red Stang.

    +1 on the GPS units but they ought to put ’em in a sealed ammo can and bury ’em for a while. Between the ammo can and being buried they would’nt be able to respond to a ping. Then they could stick ’em on one of those dozens of cars being towed to Mexico I see every time I drive on Loop 410 or I35 and let the feebs try to figure out what’s going on. OR Wade could just strip all the good parts off it and leave it out for the illegals to strip. They really WOULD have it down to bare bones inside of 24 hours!

  • January 24, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    Hell yes Texas has salvage titles!

  • January 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    Don’t fergit to fix the brand, er, VIN…

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:00 pm

      Or, the VIN on the engine block

      • January 24, 2015 at 6:52 pm

        Don’t forget the frame…

  • January 24, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    Shame about that terrible accident to the GPS and LoJack. Heck, no way of knowing where that right got to now…

  • January 24, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    ‘Toly and Naomi ought to take that GPS up in the Schweitzer 300 and drop it in the middle of Big Bend down a nice deep gully. Make them _work_ to get to it.

  • January 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm
    Captain Ned


    (Anticipating as always) Yes sir, change the numbers on that Jeep.

15 49.0138 8.38624 1 0 4000 1 300 0