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  • August 24, 2015 at 7:46 pm
    Tom Z.

    Would his work script go something like “Would you like and order of fries with that?”
    Or “Would you like to supersize your order?”
    But then he could always wind up saying “Welcome to Walmart.”

  • August 24, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    Biden on the proper ordering of things: I want a Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich, a double order of Waffle Potato Fries, some sweet tea, a Peach Milkshake and Cole Slaw.

    • August 24, 2015 at 9:06 pm
      Boobie the Rocket Dog

      “. . . and I want it served at Denver International Airport.”

  • August 24, 2015 at 9:10 pm
    Ryk E Lee

    Biden is a half click away from full dementia, the Dems can’t be cereal, al a South Park. Gore, Kerry, Miss Highcheekbones, the little Marxist. And all of them are just as qualified as Hillary. Wow, just wow.

  • August 24, 2015 at 9:32 pm

    “…we must put these rebel scum back in chains..”

  • August 24, 2015 at 9:34 pm
    Spin Drift

    I see a draft Moochele at the RNC convention once the Cankles is out of the way. It’s the trifecta: black, female and Barry’s third term of transformation.

    Keep your powder dry.

    Spin Drift
    War Damn Eagle
    Hold Fast
    Molon Labe

    • August 24, 2015 at 11:35 pm

      Oh my God. The incredibly sick and sad fact is that if she declared right now she would instantly be the frontrunner. And probably would be pres.

      Kill me now, so I won’t have to break the Commandment later.

    • August 25, 2015 at 9:00 am


      • August 25, 2015 at 9:30 am
        Spin Drift

        Yup, RNC, those RINO bastards would do it too. We need 546 street lights and a few feet of rope.

        Spin Drift
        War Damn Eagle
        Hold Fast
        Molon Labe

  • August 24, 2015 at 9:59 pm
    Buz Ozburn

    Gee… I’m having a real hard time getting my head around “Crazy Joe” being an actual Presidential Candidate. This guy has the character of an overcooked string of spaghetti pasta. This is the guy, who has almost cratered twice in his life over PLAGERISM…. stealing other’s intellectual work and claiming it for his own.

    Perhaps he’ll put his “shotgun” to good use and try to eat the business end. Wishful thinking, I know…. but WTH!!!

    Are these people serious?

    • August 25, 2015 at 5:56 am
      Bill G

      They sure are. Whoever is pulling the strings would not have any worries about Joe not following orders.
      Forgetting to read the teleprompter, yeah, but the LSM is still covering that up real well.

    • August 25, 2015 at 9:18 am

      Actually, Buz, Babbling Joey Hair Implants has run twice before – in 2008 & sometime in the late 70s or the 80s. Both times, he received less votes than the losing candidate in the animal control officer election for Alexandria, NH. OK, I exaggerate, yet his numbers were reported only because a few hundred did vote for the A$$ in the NH primaries for those years. I’d rather see this buffoon the candidate than the Shrilldabeest. The jokes would write themselves even faster. I worry much more about Shorty Bombastic the billionaire & Senator Fauxcahontas. Those two are, superficially at least, electable. Then again, with the damage the jug-eared jackass has done to the dimocrap brand, anyone with a prayer of winning is likely to sit this one out unless inner polling shows something public numbers haven’t.

      • August 25, 2015 at 10:48 am

        His first attempt was in 1988, and he was sunk by revelations he’d committed plagiarism.

      • August 25, 2015 at 10:56 am

        Fixing a leaky faucet doesn’t make you a plumber.
        Putting in a new wall switch doesn’t make you an electrician.
        Plagiarize one thing for publication, yep, the rest of your life, plagiarist.

  • August 24, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Buz Ozburn … “Are these people serious?”

    Alas and alack they are not only serious they honestly think their plan is best for the human race. (As long as they get to be the Nobility in the local castle.)

    I have come to the realization that IF voting had any real effect on the governance of this counrty it would be outlawed by TPTB. It is a closed game with marked cards. “Have a seat Pilgrim. Wanna play a hand?”

    (sarc on) “I don’t understand all of this hubub. We’ve got the best government Money Can Buy.” (/sarc)

    I surely do miss the Republic I never knew.

  • August 24, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Oops “… we never knew.”

    • August 25, 2015 at 7:13 pm
      Delilah T

      The Republic YOU never knew, you mean – don’t you?

      I remember it well. It was 1952. Eisenhower was in the White House. I was 7 years old, sitting in the swing hanging from a branch of the tulip tree, and wondering when I looked at the clear, blue sky above me, what the world would be like 60 years later.

      Not what I expected.

      I went to a 3-room schoolhouse with 2 grades for each teacher. That’s 30 kids in each grade, 3 teachers. Wednesdays, we had a music teacher. The dumbest kid in my 2nd grade class could do arithmetic that these kids coming in to college can’t figure out. We all knew how to construct proper sentences. No one was considered stupid or held back. 3 teachers, 60 kids each, and we all learned LOTS from those ladies, with no discipline problems.

      I miss the good old days, when things were real.

  • August 24, 2015 at 11:44 pm
    Kevin M

    Hillary has a huge and demented fan base, but Crazy Uncle Joe does not. Trump will eat him alive.

  • August 24, 2015 at 11:48 pm
    Blue Quasar

    The only character Biden fits in the Star Wars universe is Jar-Jar.

    Jar-Jar Biden. It fits.

    • August 25, 2015 at 5:14 am

      Har-Har Biden, Jar-Jar is his brother.

      • August 25, 2015 at 7:07 am

        Isn’t Jar Jar Binks Biden’s smarter brother?

    • August 25, 2015 at 8:52 am

      Beat me to it. Although Hillary! has always reminded me eerily of Palpatine.

      clear ether


  • August 25, 2015 at 12:40 am

    “New Order?” This needs Spike Jones.

  • August 25, 2015 at 12:50 am

    I can’t say the thought on my mind. Read into that what you will.

  • August 25, 2015 at 12:58 am

    I can’t tell if the noise is the TIE fighter’s engines or Howard Dean doing another rally in Iowa….

  • August 25, 2015 at 2:51 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    I WANT me one of those Imperial Battlecruisers! It would make a really nice yacht!

    • August 25, 2015 at 5:31 am

      With such a yacht you could take all of the Damnocrats lemmings on a deep space fishing trip. What a shame if they all jumped ship one after the other – mass sooie-cide.

      • August 25, 2015 at 10:20 am
        B Woodman

        Massive DNC hog-calling;
        “sooooie-cide-cide-cide-cide. sooooooie-cide-cide-cide-cide-cide”

    • August 25, 2015 at 2:21 pm

      LSP, Yer a GEENIUS! How awesome if one of the major yacht builders made a series modeled on sci-fi space craft!!! I’d bet there would be enough geek billionaires lining up to buy an Imperial Battlecruiser or Battlestar Galactica styled yacht to make some very wealthy folks even wealthier!! And we hoi polloi could just enjoy looking!

      • August 25, 2015 at 2:28 pm

        Maybe I could afford an X-wing hydro-foil? How about a two-hull Klingon Frigate (one was named the L-50 Bastard…!) LOL!

  • August 25, 2015 at 6:05 am
    Bill G

    It’s still 11 months out. So many of the characters on both sides will flame and burn out before then.
    But I love seeing the left screaming about the poor choices we have, while looking at the smoldering boulders they rave for.

  • August 25, 2015 at 6:26 am

    Is the first panel Howard Dean giving voice to a desire for Joe Biden to take us into deep space to establish a ‘New Order”?

  • August 25, 2015 at 7:43 am
    Larry J

    Joe Biden, is he the New Hope or the New Dope?

  • August 25, 2015 at 8:51 am
    rooftop voter

    Joe, the Democrat Jeb…………..

    • August 25, 2015 at 8:53 am

      That could be defined as an insult to Joe.



  • August 25, 2015 at 9:00 am

    I think it was in 1988 when Joe was running for POTUS and he was at a town hall where someone asked him a question. The first words out of this fool’s mouth were, “I’m a whole lot smarter about this than you are….” Joe has no right to say that to any creature above the level of protozoa.

  • August 25, 2015 at 10:49 am

    I did not realize the Empire found Io to be desirable real estate.

    • August 25, 2015 at 3:02 pm
      John Greer

      Well, the sulfur mining rights ought to be worth something.

  • August 25, 2015 at 11:15 am

    Jar Jar Biden and Liarawatha for one term as a place holder.

    • August 25, 2015 at 5:26 pm

      Twitch and bitch with fingers on the switch?

      Nuh uh. Unless mutually assured destruction is assured, take me Home, Lord.

  • August 25, 2015 at 5:26 pm
    Oliver Heaviside

    Well, if it’s Biden, the Hila monster, or Bernie the clown, I gotta go with Biden. And then just shoot myself.

    • August 25, 2015 at 7:17 pm
      Delilah T

      Wait and see. It will be Biden and Bernie.

    • August 25, 2015 at 7:17 pm
      Delilah T

      And please – DON’T shoot yourself. When the recession really hits, they’ll get blamed for it.

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