New Order.


  • August 24, 2015 at 12:06 am

    It’s been done. Little Billy was comparatively harmless, and was happy just to have his ice cream. Of course Carmen is half Damon, so unlike Billy, she knows that to keep the ice cream coming, she’ll have to do some chores.

    • August 24, 2015 at 8:48 am

      Hilly, OTOH, knows that to keep HER ice cream coming, YOU’LL have to do the chores. Someone downthread said hers will be Rocky Road, but if she gets the chance to do the ordering, it’s US that will be on that rocky road to oblivion.

  • August 24, 2015 at 12:50 am
    Kevin M

    Hilary to claim she is innocent of all these scandals-from Travelgate to email servers-she would have to have pissed of Satan in high school.

    She makes Nixon look like a choir boy. That she isn’t wearing an orange jumpsuit right now is testimony to this administration’s bottomless corruption.

    • August 24, 2015 at 2:40 am

      Give the woman credit. Staying out of prison is her biggest accomplishment to date.

    • August 24, 2015 at 6:32 am
      Bill G

      It’s a testimony to the democrat party’s willingness to stand behind one of their own in a position of power.

  • August 24, 2015 at 1:34 am

    The Shrill Screaming Beastbitch has outlived her expiry date
    DIE soonest, please

  • August 24, 2015 at 4:39 am
    Lon Mead

    YEAH! Ice cream! Chocolate chocolate-chip, for me, thanks!

    That kid has the right idea.

  • August 24, 2015 at 5:27 am

    Chris, the line should be “too mature to deserve…” rather than “more mature to deserve….”

    Hm. I wonder. If they wind up dumping Hitlery and put Sanders at the top of the ticket, is it gonna be proper to refer to them henceforth as the National Socialist Democrat American Party (NSDAP)?

  • August 24, 2015 at 5:57 am
    Dastardly Dan

    It won’t be Bernie. They’re setting up Sheriff Joe and Fauxahontas (sp?) as the ticket

    • August 24, 2015 at 8:01 am

      That could be incredibly amusing on the campaign trail.

      Imagine Joe “proving” his belief in the 2nd Amendment by firing a double-barrel (both tubes) in a random direction at the beginning of every stump speech, and then forgetting what he was going to talk about when he spots another invisible hamster under the podium that he just has to introduce to the crowd. Then seguing into an explanation of the alternate universe inside his Underoos.

      Meanwhile Fauxcahontas will deliver repeated screeds about “respect” for Native Americans- who can prove they’re members of her tribe.

      The only thing more hilarious will be the number of Hollywood types who will line up to support them, even when they know they’re more demented than Tom Cruise. Because of course they are Democrats, and therefore perfect.

      The most obvious problem for anyone with more than two neurons that are still functioning is that Joe can’t “distance himself” from The One’s policies. And all Fauxcahontas can say is “He did the Right Things, but he didn’t do them ENOUGH”.

      I suspect that could be a very hard sell to anyone who hasn’t been in suspended animation since 2008.

      clear ether


  • August 24, 2015 at 6:35 am
    Bill G

    Give the kid some Rocky Road, and let’s have some popcorn while Her Hillaryness travels her rocky road.
    I still wish all this had come out after she was nominated. If she weathers it, by any means at all, by election time it will be dismissed by the faithful as evil works from the vast right-wing conspiracy.

  • August 24, 2015 at 7:45 am
    Alex J


    We all scream for ice cream!

    • August 24, 2015 at 10:49 am
      Don Edwards

      Ice cream – now there’s a campaign I can support.

  • August 24, 2015 at 7:51 am

    I scream, “Not Hillary!” I scream, “Turn this nation around!” I scream, “We must!”

    Now roll up your sleeves and actually do your choirs. Clean the White House and the Senate or we will continue to leave in this filth.

  • August 24, 2015 at 9:45 am

    Anyone who can remember back to the 1992 NH Primary has seen this movie before, altho then Broom Shrillda was the supporting actress playing a cameo second fiddle to Slick & the unknown Gennifer Flowers in the biopic, The Serial Philanderer’s Pillowtalk. As you may recall, the plot concerned Slick’s ‘alleged’ comments about Mario Cuomo to his ‘alleged’ paramour and climaxed in the falling flood light scene which, unfortunately, left the perfidious mountebanks Cankles and her alleged ‘spouse’ scrambling but unscathed. Now it’s DDSS.

  • August 24, 2015 at 11:33 am
    Delilah T

    Aaah, you guys are ignoring something important. The US has an $18 trillion debt load. It has reached the limit of its borrowing power. If no one will lend us any more money, what’s next? Could be default.

    Bankruptcy is an ugly word, isn’t it? If default comes, guess what follows?

    The Saudi/Dubai/AbuDhabi/Qatar markets crashed this morning. China’s economy is sluggish and not growing.

    Can’t you smell recession in the air? Whoever gets that job will get blamed for everything – EVERY SINGLE THING – that goes wrong. Would YOU want to go down in history as being worse than Obadman? Or Hoover?

    I wouldn’t take that job if I were starving and living in an empty oil barrel on a frozen lake.

    • August 24, 2015 at 12:01 pm

      Well we know who has the experience to turn bankruptcy, bad debt, bad management and bad partners into a yugely profitable enterprise don’t we?

      Unlike the world markets, that dude’s stock is rising every day, and I find myself wondering if a turnaround specialist might be just the ticket.

      • August 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm
        Delilah T

        Seriously, I would rather see the democraps go down in flames and buried in the ashes of a recession that their incompetent idiot Dear Leader led us into. (Ouch! Ending w/a preposition! My bad!)

        Fed Chair Yellen is incompetent, frozen in place, doesn’t know what to do. She should throw her hands in the air, say ‘what difference does it make?’ and quit right now.

        A recession is forming now. You know what recessions mean. Wouldn’t you just love to see the libertards blamed for decades for that mess? I know I would.

    • August 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm

      Trump using the power to creat dollars and spend them to create wealth would be better than Obama and friends dem and RINO who have pushed trillions in rewards to all of the participating innger game (gang) players over the last several years. Obama’s first budget was never changed and trillions was spent on pork for his people thereafter. The resolutions only changed minor things. That is why Obama “stopped” the government. He kept his massive marxist pork.

      Unlike Maxine Waters who considers burning money to be an “investment.” trump understands what a real investment is. Would that he could guide the USA that way.

      Fiat is manufactured from thin air. JFK authorized greenbacks. The greenbacks do not pay the FED interest. Money supply naturally has been designed to increase. Increasing it without debt was the intention, as long as the increase is responsible. Responsible. Government. I said something nonsensical.

  • August 24, 2015 at 11:46 am

    There is much ruin in a nation. Good job if one can get it.

  • August 24, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    Cogito Ergo Tutti Frutti.

  • August 24, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    How to win a Third grad eor below electioon for president.

    Promise everybody ICE CREAM.

    Ah. That is essentially how all of the democrats have won their elections.
    How depressing. I need to go eat some ice cream. Later.

    I better check if I have my supplies in as the former British politician said to do. Can’t run out of important things like ice cream.

  • August 24, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    That girl is presidential material.

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