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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:04 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    The pause with bated breath and eager anticipation…….

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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:05 am
    Mike-SMO

    Blorp? There has to be a C&W song about that.

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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:08 am
    Fox2!

    So who comes out, and who goes in?

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    • October 20, 2022 at 12:10 am
      Shonkin

      Both go in. Headfirst, through the seat and into the pit.

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      • October 20, 2022 at 7:07 am
        MasterDiver

        The Girl goes in;
        The ‘Bot comes out;
        The Kennies both get shoved way down the spout;
        Aroom, Aroom, Aroom-Aroom-AROOM!

        Zar Belk!

  • October 20, 2022 at 12:09 am
    A

    Oh Crap!

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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:09 am
    Fox2!

    Does Jeff have comms with the DD?

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    • October 20, 2022 at 12:31 am
      John+M.

      I’m not sure – has it ever been noted in the strip that Jeff and Jo have any sort of ability to communicate, other than face-to-face verbally, and those fireworks shows that are part of the firmware upgrades?

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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:52 am
    epador

    The slow evolution of story reminds me of 1980’s Days of Our Lives; you never knew just when the big reveal might happen – next day or a week or two later with another story interrupting.

    Like sand through the hourglass…

    BLORP!

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    • October 20, 2022 at 7:08 am
      MasterDiver

      I’ll meet you at Doug’s Place!. First beer’s on me!

      Zar Belk!

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  • October 20, 2022 at 1:20 am
    warhorse

    in the van, in the outhouse, the only difference is the level of damage that’s about to ensue…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 2:39 am
    JohninMd.(HELP!)

    Chris knows how to drag out the story, fer sure…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 3:35 am
    Mike-SMO

    At least he doesn’t use commercials as filler.

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  • October 20, 2022 at 6:29 am
    badger52

    Well, Superman had a phone booth…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 6:49 am
    Charlie Foxtrot

    That, Gentlemen, was the sound of a can of WoopAss being opened.

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    • October 20, 2022 at 8:14 am
      Too Tall

      Charlie Foxtrot,

      You win the thread. I got nothin.

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    • October 20, 2022 at 10:51 am
      chris+muir

      WhupAss®!

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  • October 20, 2022 at 7:15 am
    Stanley Anderson

    It’s not “dragging out” the story (well, in this case, maybe just a bit, I guess, considering Jeff’s attire up to this point — well said, JohninMd), but rather, “savoring” plot development.

    It’s best called “whine tasting” where one examines the characters’ color from all angles, swirls the contents a bit in the bowl of the glass and sniffs to experience its “nose,” taking a sip to sample the depth from all four taste bud sensations, and noticing the whiner’s “legs” inside the glass afterwards. Only then can we comment on the long finish.

    We’ll see…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 8:01 am
    WayneM

    I almost feel sorry for those suckers. Almost. They have no way of knowing who and what they’re up against.

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    • October 20, 2022 at 9:14 am
      OBidenNation Soul Threatening MAGARAMA-PaulS

      I’m way in the other direction of feeling sorry, they believe they are coming after a peaceful 18 year old girl and still did what they did. The ensuing pain will not be enough to balance that. F’em… F’em good!

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  • October 20, 2022 at 9:16 am
    Too Tall

    Stooges,

    Behind Door Number 1 is

    A) Jeff as Robocop

    B) Jeff as a heavily armed “operator” with full body armor.

    C) Jeff as the Alien from “Aliens.”

    D) Jeff as Mo, chrome, glorious, and naked.

    E) Jeff as the Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man from “Ghostbusters,” or

    F) Jeff as Tucker.

    Take your chances….

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    • October 20, 2022 at 10:58 am
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      G) Tucker as Tucker, eyeballs on Baldy and closing fast!

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      • October 20, 2022 at 11:00 am
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        H) Scenario G is better but Zed might also have Baldy in the glass from a half-mile out and ready to do what he is trained to do…still, G is better.

      • October 20, 2022 at 4:17 pm
        Oldarmourer

        Two apparently stereotypical rednecks smelling of beer and dragging a handcuffed ‘barely legal’ girl into a van against her wishes…
        “Y’all got some ‘splaining’ ta do boys”
        They’d be better off looking for some chrome polish

    • October 20, 2022 at 12:53 pm
      Pamela

      You forgot the flower hatted Grandmother who carries rolls of quarters for playing the slots in her handbag…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 9:59 am
    KathyP

    I must have missed a few columns along the way. Who are these 2 bearded guys trying to kidnap “Mari?”

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    • October 20, 2022 at 10:52 am
      Ed Bonderenka

      They are supposed to be FBI.
      Quite the disguise as they usually disguise themselves as short haired urban homosexual bicycle riders.

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      • October 20, 2022 at 4:18 pm
        Oldarmourer

        That’s not a disguise…
        Elliot Ness couldn’t join today.

  • October 20, 2022 at 10:13 am
    Patriots 'R' Us

    Game Over for the “fibbbies”: Ya play stupid games, ya win stupid prizes!

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  • October 20, 2022 at 11:13 am
    rickn8or

    MasterDiver,

    I read that to the chorus of “The Worms Crawl In” song.

    https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/harleypoe/thewormscrawlin.html

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    • October 20, 2022 at 9:57 pm
      MasterDiver

      BINGO!

      Zar Belk!

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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:27 pm
    Blackrifle081

    I wonder what those clowns would tell their bosses if the door opened and Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton stepped out (and beat them both to a paste, of course). In DBD world, it could happen…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 12:59 pm
    Pamela

    The idiot those two idiots are talking with who wants the Twins needs to SUFFER greatly. Does Zed have any friends from the old days who might want to practice some skills…

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  • October 20, 2022 at 1:07 pm
    Hotrod+Lincoln

    Whatever steps out- – – -those guys are about to recreate the outhouse scene in Jurassic Park- – – – -both of ’em trying to occupy the seat on what’s obviously a one-holer!

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    • October 20, 2022 at 6:39 pm
      Too Tall

      Whatever steps out…the Stooges are going to be feeling totally “inadequate.”

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  • October 20, 2022 at 4:21 pm
    Oldarmourer

    Hope this winds up before the pre-staged election stalling ‘disaster’ kicks off and the net goes down…mail in ‘ballots’ won’t work this time so the whole thing is likely to be put off out of ‘concern for the public’s safety’ as if that ever mattered before.

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    • October 20, 2022 at 11:23 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      Here’s a twist…

      Jeb Bush came out for DeSantis today.

      Hmm.

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      • October 20, 2022 at 11:51 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        That bears further inquiry and explanation.

      • October 21, 2022 at 12:26 am
        Henry

        Senility strikes down another one…

  • October 20, 2022 at 4:31 pm
    Sam

    I was dwelling on this last evening, as to what might Jeff blorp to, if at all. I was thinking, if he stays in character as Mari, then he could bust them all when they take “her” back to wherever. But then I remembered they’re there for both girls, so while that could still work, it could play havoc with Kiko’s psyche, so, no, probably not gonna happen that way.

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  • October 20, 2022 at 4:41 pm
    Punta Gorda

    Pissin in the van is the least of their worries. 5 minutes with a hose cleaned the puke out of my shore patrol van.

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    • October 21, 2022 at 12:08 am
      Fox2!

      Your SP van was probably pretty bare bones. We don’t know how Thing 1’s van is kitted out. Shag carpet and walls? Velour chairs? Might not take “getting the hose” too well.

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    • October 21, 2022 at 11:07 am
      Oldarmourer

      Regular occurance with the transfer van, sometimes you waited until they were out before turning the hose on, sometimes you had to get it quick before it dried on.

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  • October 20, 2022 at 5:29 pm
    Wulfenite

    These two ass-wipes are just disposable bit, as identified in the budget as consumables. These surrogates do nothing but provide “plausible deniability” to their real puppet masters. Taking them out, while entertaining, does nothing to change the game. Until a “real” player gets hurt, nothing changes.

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    • October 20, 2022 at 6:08 pm
      Pamela

      Depending on how the contract is written, certain consumables are Billable.
      Other consumables are built into the Rate and are considered Recoverable.
      Then there are the items that are part of a job and considered to be Non-Billable, as that cost lowers the Margin. Then there are the Costs that are not billed to the Job in question due to the Total F-UP of the persons involved. They’re Non-Billable Write-Offs.

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      • October 20, 2022 at 8:26 pm
        Sam

        Lady Pamela –

        You wouldn’t perchance, have worked in an accounting department have you? That just made too much sense.

      • October 20, 2022 at 9:13 pm
        Pamela

        Sam~ I spent 30 years as a Senior Project Accountant in the Construction and Petro-Chemical Industries. Got laid off in 2016. Been looking for something new close to home.

      • October 20, 2022 at 9:46 pm
        Browncoat57

        It’s finally starting to pickup in Louisiana after watching Texas and other parts of the country hiring. Nothing like it was several times in the past and rates have come down somewhat but beats loading UPS vans.

  • October 20, 2022 at 10:37 pm
    Too Tall

    No matter what else happens, you just know the final panel will be Jeff calmly telling a stunned Jack and Kiko: “They’ll live.”

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