Rack ‘Em Up.
Born Slaves.


  • January 21, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    He has the equipment but she has the b…!

  • January 21, 2017 at 8:56 pm
    Grunt GI


    Glad you stopped at that last frame.

    Sad we didn’t get any Jan.


    • January 22, 2017 at 3:29 am
      Greg B

      I know! Right?

  • January 21, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Much as a rousing singing of “Prison Bitch” would be appropriate, I much more still feel celebratory.
    In celebration, and for Miss America, there, three famous songs of our Republic:
    From this site.

    Stars and Stripes Forever by John Phillip Sousa
    Played by the Presidentโ€™s Own United States Marine Band


    Yankee Doodle Dandy (two)

    and, the fat lady sings. We always want to hear the fat lady sing.

    God Bless America sung by Kate Smith

    Guest appearances, including by Ronald Reagan

    ๐Ÿ™‚ Very emotional. I say.
    And God Bless America, and President Donald J Trump.

    • January 22, 2017 at 12:43 am

      Only reason we are still here is because we are in God’s safekeeping.
      Now we have someone that will make sure our six is covered.

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:24 am

        Rock and roll, Pamela. Rock and roll.

      • January 22, 2017 at 9:16 pm

        Hoorah Blake

        Fortes Fortuna Juvat

  • January 21, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Now that’s a punchline.

  • January 21, 2017 at 9:24 pm
    Doc Epador

    Thank you yet again.

    And I am watching the end of RED.

    How appropriate.

    • January 21, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      Yup. We got this….. Granma.

      Who wants pancakes?

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:39 am

        With blue berries and maple syrup…

  • January 21, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    So who needs to wash their mouth out….

    • January 21, 2017 at 9:45 pm
      Grunt GI

      Ouch. Just ouch.

      Did you have to go there?

      • January 22, 2017 at 12:28 am

        She was swearing. I think she needs Fels Naptha

      • January 22, 2017 at 7:21 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        Synchronicity! I have not thought about Fels-Naptha soap in YEARS!
        Then Pamela comes along and is the THIRD person to mention it in my hearing (reading?) in the last week!

      • January 22, 2017 at 9:10 am

        I think you can still get it at the Vermont Country Store in Weston, VT.

        Zar Belk!

  • January 21, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Who’s the Man?

    Mochelle has been showing us for 8 years and that question still has to be asked?

    Rhetorical I know……

    • January 22, 2017 at 1:24 am

      You talking about Michael?

      • January 22, 2017 at 4:10 pm

        Moochelle, Michael, only the bulge knows……..

  • January 21, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Conjugal visits would get interesting. Who’d show up for whom?

    clear ether


    • January 22, 2017 at 12:34 am

      So I take it “Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonight. Get down to night” is out of the realm of possibility ?

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:10 am

        NEED. MIND. BLEACH. NOW!!! OMG, did you have to say that even in jest? Think I’m off sex for at least a week. Girlfriend won’t be happy, but I don’t think Jr will do anything but hang his head in shame for at least that long.
        Thanks! ๐Ÿ™

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:44 am


        I was talking about Zed and Sam.

        Not those other two poor excuse skanks.

        Now think of something really pleasant

        May this will help…

        Time grows short
        The day is fairly done
        From memory I recall
        The day you spoke
        To me in tongues

    • January 22, 2017 at 6:28 am
      Bill G

      As the old limerick ends,
      “…do what, and with which and to whom”

  • January 21, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    Chris, I’ve had a bad day starting with a 10 foot by 1 foot tree branch crashing through my roof and ceiling in my bedroom directly over my head (no injury, thank God!), to falling 15 feet off the roof fracturing my L-1 vertebrae and looking forward to another severe storm system coming through tonight. So I wasn’t in the best of moods when I read today’s comic.
    Thanks for making me laugh for a good 4-5 minutes with today’s masterpiece. Unfortunately, my back how hurts again but if was well worth it. This is something we all hope and dream of, but realistically it has a very, very slim chance of happening. Maybe if you sent a copy to both the bummer and the b…witch it might give them pause for a second. On the other hand they’d probably sick the SS on you.

    • January 21, 2017 at 11:01 pm
      Chris Muir

      Hang in there,you!I got a fused neck,myself.

      • January 22, 2017 at 12:59 am

        Thanks, Chris. I have neck problems: blown disc and bone spurs but until it gets really, really bad to where I cant move it or pain gets too bad I ain’t having the surgery! Cutting the front open to work o the back plus getting bone from my hip and the 6-89th month recovery period does not sound delightful, if you know what I mean.
        Plus I already have disc, sciatica and spurs problems at L- 3/4 and L-4/5 so lower back pain is normal but this frigging HURTS!!! 10 mg Percocet is my true friend right now. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:57 am

        I have to agree with you on surgery. Almost everyone I’ve ever known that had it done wound up worse off than they were previously.

        Back in the 70’s I had compression fractures to several vertebrae in my back. I did heal but had bouts of pain off and on. The old injuries did come back to haunt me much later in life but I refuse to let them get me down because I’m a stubborn old coot who refuses to give up.

    • January 22, 2017 at 11:27 am

      I have two cervical vertebrae afflicted with arthritis. Stiff as a board sometimes, and it will never change. Hang in there, Z-man.

  • January 21, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    Perfect poses and expressions on all the characters here.

    But as much as I’d enjoy seeing Sam’s in person, I’d gladly miss that to be standing right outside that cell. Like Z says, there is always hope.

    • January 22, 2017 at 12:21 am
      Grunt GI

      Nope, I much prefer the DBD ladies…wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that cell.

      Can’t tell which would be worse, if that cell was a scene from Mad Max Thunderdome or Deliverance.

      • January 22, 2017 at 12:39 am

        A green wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that prison if anything happens but would willing pay for Pay For View! Wonder what they’d call it: Rumble of Rejects? Ex versus Nope? Bro vs Ho? Any ideas?

      • January 22, 2017 at 9:14 am

        Can you imagine the smell? I wouldn’t go near it without level-A HAZMAT gear.

        Zar Belk!

      • January 22, 2017 at 8:08 pm
        Fix 2!


    • January 22, 2017 at 1:14 am

      Grunt, think of it like observing the execution of a POS who had victimized your loved one. Except the punishment in this case would be much much worse, and more satisfying to witness.

      Of course if it were bottomless night at DDQ, that would be more problematic; do I assuage my prurient side or my vengeful one…?

    • January 22, 2017 at 7:57 am

      Make it an exhibit. Like a zoo or a museum.
      (Hopefully, someday, we can have a museum with all the old communists, terrorists, and ‘anti-colonialists’ in it. Some would be wax figures, others would be living their last days out behind bars.)

      • January 22, 2017 at 10:04 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Which would Bernie be? Living? Or wax figure?

    • January 22, 2017 at 8:55 am

      Can’t imagine standing outside that cell, would be in biohazard range.
      Monkeys gonna do,
      what monkeys do,
      with their poo.
      Almost haiku. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • January 22, 2017 at 1:07 am

    The left is in retreat, but not routed. Time to fix bayonets, charge grenades and draw pistols. Combat will be close and nasty.

    • January 22, 2017 at 1:27 am

      Sweet! Promises, promises.

    • January 22, 2017 at 9:18 am

      The conspirators are already meeting in the cellars:

      Confidential David Brock Memo:
      Defeat Trump Through Impeachment

      Zar Belk!

      • January 22, 2017 at 3:44 pm

        How ironic to read of Brock wishing to hold Trump accountable. If his ardour for justice was nonpartisan, perhaps today’s final panel would already be fact.

  • January 22, 2017 at 1:25 am

    I guess Madonna is confused singing about the wrong President.

    • January 22, 2017 at 1:28 am

      Would someone just strangle that whore?

      • January 22, 2017 at 7:57 am

        She might like that.

      • January 22, 2017 at 10:36 am

        That sick, drunk, drugged-out bitch is just the perfect leftie example for those kids in the audience…wonder if she showed them her Nike swoosh shaved into her cunt, the cunt.

      • January 22, 2017 at 10:39 am

        And did I miss something about Nike that would make that a Trump protest? Otherwise they should sue her ass of for trademark infringement and pollution.

    • January 22, 2017 at 9:10 am

      Her, Jane Fonda, Babs Streisand. Their careers were over years if not decades ago and as P.J. O’Rourke said they are now trapped in the eternal hell of the formerly cute. They are divas who just won’t leave the stage.

      Glamor failed them. Talent failed them. Even sex failed them. (In Ciconne’s case, literally- I have that “book”. Got it on sale at Little Professor for $4.99.)

      Their fifteen minutes of fame are over and they just won’t admit it.

      So naturally, they defaulted to politics, the more radical-left the better. The MSM loves it, and therefore continues to love them. And they acquire an entirely new set of fans, as dysfunctional as they are themselves.

      Which means they can once more feel worshiped, and adored, by people they feel superior to. Which is ultimately what it’s all about with them.

      clear ether


      • January 22, 2017 at 11:28 am

        There’s one disease they can’t escape, eon: Old Age -> Death.

        It hits everyone. Some they they’ll die and be forgotten.

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:40 pm

        They should be doing what previously were called good works of charity.
        Or withdraw from public life and spend their time in contemplation.

        P.J. is so wrong. They were never cute. What woman wants to be deemed cute? Babies are cute. Puppies, Kittens, Baby Chicks and Fluffy Ducks are cute.
        Call me intelligent, sexy, beautiful, evocative, mysterious perplexing or desirable.
        But, never call me cute if you want to keep all your body parts.

      • January 22, 2017 at 3:48 pm

        They cannot and must not stop bleating for if they were silent, the voices of their consciences would be heard… and the weight of the lies and bullshit would come to bear…

  • January 22, 2017 at 1:31 am

    One may but hope Sam’s vision ends up true. Reuse the same noose, save money.

    • January 22, 2017 at 1:41 am

      Hilabeast’s last words when told they’re using the same noose they used on bummer: “What difference goes it make…urgh!”

  • January 22, 2017 at 1:36 am

    Thank you, Chris for the big belly laugh you provided me with today!

  • January 22, 2017 at 2:16 am

    Now that the “Bringer of Light” has moved on, DT can have the tampon machine removed from the Oval Office…..

  • January 22, 2017 at 3:31 am
    Ed Woods

    There was a young fag from Khartoum,
    Who took lesbians up to his room,
    Where they’d argue and fight,
    All through the night.
    ‘Bout who’d do what, and with which, and to whom.

    • January 22, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      Two fussy old queers from Algiers.
      were upset and almost in tears.
      They’d already spent,
      what they had planned for rent,
      and the landlord said,
      No arrears!!

  • January 22, 2017 at 6:35 am
    Bill G

    Blast it, I know better than to comment without reading through every one, but I keep doing it.
    That finale is one to hope for, and investigations continue.

  • January 22, 2017 at 7:58 am

    And, around Sam, I certainly wouldn’t need a doctor to keep it up. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • January 22, 2017 at 9:35 am

    Both “beyootiful” and “beauteous” were mentioned yesterday, regarding the DC smack down DT provided.
    Let’s pray that Donaldus Maximus remains safe and on task, with Beauteous Maximus by his side.
    We need to give Moosehelle a little break for having to stand near Melania, illustrating how Lame the LSM fawning claims over her are complete BS. Awe phuket! The hell we do. Just go away Ossholes, and I will try to forget you.

    • January 22, 2017 at 11:22 am

      As I’ve quoted before, those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Never forget this fraud perpetrated on the American People. Yeah, we’ve run our 200 year course that history books insist on, but that doesn’t mean we follow suit. We must never let this happen again.

    • January 22, 2017 at 11:53 am

      De Trump has at least two warriors backing him: GEN Mattis (USMC Ret) is SecDef, and Kelly heads the Army, while Pompeo is going to head the CIA.

      Good choices for the rough ride ahead.

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:18 pm

        Geeroosalem, I must be tired. I’m taking care of my elder kitty who is coming to the end of his days. Trying to find his hiding places is rough.

        I made a mistake here: Kelly (Army Ret.) heads the Dept of Homeland Security.

        My bad. Sorry. The other two are correct. Sorry about that.

      • January 22, 2017 at 1:44 pm

        Delilah hope you got some sleep. Safe passage for the elder kitty when it is time.

      • January 22, 2017 at 2:07 pm

        Of the three I’d guess Kelly has the hardest job, since Obama held the reins there for more than half its existence.
        The CIA is a real poser though. Will there be enough of the Old Guard left to restore professionalism at Langley?

      • January 22, 2017 at 7:14 pm

        Delilah, I just lost my cat after 19 years, about a month and a half ago. He was far more than just a pet to me, and while I may have gotten another, nothing will ever take his place.

  • January 22, 2017 at 10:03 am
    Unca Walt

    Did you folks hear about the first WH press conference?

    There was blood all over the walls…


    • January 22, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      Kick butts and takes names is now the name of the tune.

  • January 22, 2017 at 11:50 am

    The clintons did rip off everything they could get their hands on from the White House, but the truck was stopped en route and all those stolen goods returned.

    I got news this morning that the Clinton Global Initiative is shutting down and going out of business. I guess that means donations will go to housing, instead?

    • January 22, 2017 at 2:42 pm

      But Politifact rated the theft story “Mostly False”.

      After verifying it.

      Don’t know about the stopped truck part, but after they got caught they paid for some stuff and returned other stuff, but kept a shit-ton of it like the silver and furniture that the beast illegally and specifically requested.

      Is it theft? Demands on what the meaning of “is” is.

      One thing that is true; Politifact doesn’t know what is or isn’t.

      • January 22, 2017 at 3:10 pm

        “Depends” Stupid spellchecker or stupid typist? Both prob’ly.

  • January 22, 2017 at 1:27 pm
    Leonard Hollar

    Chris, thanks; looks great!
    Did anyone else notice that Clinton was left out of the pardoning orgy?
    He must really hate them, ya think?

    • January 22, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      Maybe, as the feeling is mutual. See Bill’s “he should be getting us coffee” remarks.

      But mostly its the God-Wannabee doing CYA. If he pardons The Bitch, she can be called to testify in front of the Senate on Benghazi and other things, and can’t pull a Lois Lerner and take the Fifth.

      And he’s figuring the new AG won’t dare to grant her immunity because of the shitstorm that would bring from the new administration’s supporters.

      So, short of waterboarding her at Gitmo, he figures her mouth will remain safely shut since he didn’t pardon her.

      I disagree. I don’t think she’ll be able to resist continuing her shit-stirring, any more than he can. And sooner or later, she’ll do something stupid enough that she’ll have to roll over on him to, if not stay out of Club Fed, at least not get sent to SuperMax.

      clear ether


  • January 22, 2017 at 1:35 pm
    • January 22, 2017 at 3:56 pm

      Here’s another philosopher commenting on the anti-Trump riots and offers his considered view on what’s happening and what is to come…

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