Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    Zed shoots…and scores a hattrick!

  • Pamela

    The mean girls need full hot body waxing

    • Henry

      That’s so racist. What’s wrong with traditional tarring?

      • Pamela

        With traditional tarring the damage to the skin leaves scarring.
        With Hot Wax the hair gets removed which is painful, leaving the skin intact. The hair will grow back.

        • pyrodice

          You won’t notice the scarring as long as the feathering is done correctly.

  • JTC

    Mama’s legs and boots too…criminal.

  • JTC

    Not guys or girls, just eunuchs for their Chosen ones.

    And not just mean, evil.

  • JTC

    So not Bob Wahr…he’s propagating something out there?

    • Too Tall

      Fortunately for our enemies, it’s not det cord and Clay Moores (Front Toward Enemy), at least not yet.

      • MasterDiver

        Nice ting about Claymores: they are patient, INFINITELY patient.

        Zar Belk!

        • John M.

          Claymores are only as patient as the guy holding the “clacker” unless you set them up with a tripwire…

  • NotYetInACamp

    Way back when, who put pruning loppers to good use on th’ mean girls?

    • JTC

      Hence “eunuchs”.

  • Wulfenite

    Mean Girls or the Three Stooges – whatever. Sounds like ingredients in one of those cooking shows. Add these three to a large pot, add one fire ant nest and stir briskly. Be sure to wear hearing protection during prep.

    • MasterDiver

      Messrs Howard, Fine, and Howard were geniuses at their craft. Every move, every line, was carefully timed and rehearsed. The Mean Girls are just random Brownian Motion.

      Zar Belk!

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        I want to have their law firm on retainer:
        Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.

        • JTC

          No thanks, that was the esq firm often credited by the hilariously funny but sickeningly leftist Massholes Click and Clack.

  • Bill G

    I’d add de Blasio and da Cuomo to the list, to go along with Chucky. And what the heck, add in New York City’s other senator, Kirsten Gillibrand. BTW, Sarah Hoyt, commenting on a post in Instapundit, suggested that those who refuse to meet with ACB are afraid she’ll have a vial of Holy Water concealed up her sleeve.
    Grin and Barrett.

  • Britt

    Interesting adding pruning shears to a comic about those 3, as if there was something to lop off.

    • Wood


    • Pamela

      Those are some heavy duty pruners. They’ll get the job done.

  • Halley

    One may generously call them guys, but the correct description is that they are criminals.

  • My Way Or --->

    You left out the brain-dead, zombie-stare Governor Newsom of California. Wind him up and listen to him babble.

  • Browncoat

    To paraphrase a quote from a supposed Czech editorial in 2010 or so, that speaks volumes, whether real or imagined… ‘America can survive a Schumer, a Biden, an Obama, a Newsom, a de Blasio, a Cuomo… perhaps even a Soros. But it can not survive having an electorate that would vote for them, over and over…’

    • Mikey72

      I agree. We survived eight years of the Clintons, and eight more of Obama. You can only take so many shocks to the system before you succumb. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

  • JTC

    If we’re paraphrasing let’s bring in Willie the Shake as we so often do…

    “First thing we do, let’s kill all the career politicians…”

    • John D. Egbert

      As Mr. Clemens so succinctly stated: “Career politicians are the only distinctly American criminal class . . .”

  • TreHammer

    So, which one is “punkin”?

    • WayneM

      It seems like Gavin has lost his collectivist mind (such as it was) with his latest nonsense. Yet some Calipornians still worship him.

    • JTC

      Every state was -and is- a “slave state”. They just want their forty acres and a mule.
      Me too, I’ll take Malibu!

      Well they got donkeys (asses) instead of mules, but the forty acres thing tossed out 1864 like an early Bernie by the Second Rino Sherman was slapped down by Johnson immediately in 1865 after the untimely demise of the First Rino…there is no such promise or contract and no so-called “reparations” were or are due or payable.

      What actual contracts were offered and given were for paid work or sharecropping, a way to build a life and be a free man, including with the vote which was properly given in lieu of land which had been stolen and gov did not own to begin with. Many of those that took that opportunity built a good life and prosperous communities, notably in Virginia but effectively in every state where slaves had been owned…including out there in CaliCountry. Some that didn’t went to an unknown internal post-CW war against the union that supposedly freed them to keep their ill-gotten gains, and many still claim title to land that is not theirs, notably in South Carolina.

      And of course the descendants of all of them, born and raised on the dole, now want in cash or freebies today’s value of what they never legally owned to begin with. And the progs like that Newsome wackjob will try to give it to them to keep them under the control of the most racist most have and have not divisive conglomeration of Marxists and Monarchists the world has ever seen.

      And the only thing standing between that and another chance to save the Republic is us and our battle worn and battle ready CEO President Donald J. Trump.

      • Kafiroon

        Don’t forget y’all, there are Many more of these:
        “A former top FBI official on Thursday proposed that a “bipartisan commission” be created to vet presidential candidates so people like President Trump can never be elected again.

        “We got this wrong, and this can’t happen again,” said Frank Figliuzzi, who was briefly the assistant director of the FBI under President Obama.”
        Particularly the places of “higher learning” notably populated of those that consider themselves “elite”, are always pushing to rule everyone else.
        Beware, that attitude is found everywhere.

        • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

          People with “proposals” like that should be arrested, tried, and sentenced (with seizure and forfeiture of all assets, pay, and allowances) for sedition.

          • Pamela

            Nah, they should have to see if Hildabeast waxes

    • Pamela

      Think he needed shots afterwards…

    • JTC

      And you know that cunt must be greasy…ugh.

      Trump’s a trooper though, he is supposedly a pretty dedicated gramophone so you know that was not easy on him.

      • JTC

        Heh. I wrote germophobe but the spell nazi didn’t like and made it gramaphone and it was too funny to change it..Trump’s a pretty good megaphone.

  • James Gemind

    Had an epiphany at work.

    Members of the Greatest Generation, and the generation that won the Space Race, all watched Warner Brothers/Merry Melodies cartoons, and Disney movies. Today’s clods? South Park and the Simpsons, and Ren and Stimpy.

    I also was evicted, thanks to trusting the wrong person with the rent money(and who will one day pay), which led to me packing everything up to put in storage. I found an old book of military wisdom, entitled ‘The Raggedy Ass Marines.’ It is a book by Captain Willaim T (Dinty) Moore, and tells sea stories about some characters who made the Corps what it was. Written in 1985, some tales are witty, some are ribald, and a few will make a man shed some tears.

    If you can find it, I suggest perusing this tome.

    • JTC

      JG, I’ll take Foghorn over Bart any day but I’m not sure the teenage wasteland cause/effect is valid…talk about their primary school years creating dependent zombies and I’d be going hell yeah, but that would sure as hell not be a funny cartoon.

      Would you want to do a tip jar or something so some of us to help take the edge off that home displacement?

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Shumer? Biden? Obama?
    Nah. They’re not men.
    They’re upright bipedal hominid metrosexuals with manginas.

  • JTC

    DT in quarantine…good. Get a nice rest, yada yada yada, him and his hot wife. 🙂


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