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  • March 15, 2023 at 12:06 am
    DogByte6RER

    Maybe for tonight … Yes for tomorrow.

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  • March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    There ya go…”maybe” is the right answer to almost everything.

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  • March 15, 2023 at 12:12 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    3/14 in the ‘toon again; long night for better or worse. 🙂

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  • March 15, 2023 at 12:19 am
    John+M.

    You’re learning Jack – sometimes the best thing to say is nothing!

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  • March 15, 2023 at 12:36 am
    Dread

    Maybe she’ll marry your ass after all and you’ll be doomed forever. You should be so fucking lucky!

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  • March 15, 2023 at 2:08 am
    dai fu

    There is an old saying: “When a girl says NO, she means MAYBE, When she says MAYBE, she means YES.”

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    • March 15, 2023 at 6:05 am
      Deplorable MAGA Mutt-PaulS

      But when she says “Pretty soon”, we’ve got no idea how long that might be. 😉

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      • March 15, 2023 at 2:29 pm
        epador

        Same as “just a minute” “Almost ready”

    • March 15, 2023 at 9:37 am
      Oldarmourer

      “Probably…” that word has caused me more trouble than any other except “I do” 😉

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    • March 15, 2023 at 10:14 am
      Arkay

      dai fu, that old saying is a quick way to jail nowadays. No means exactly that now.

      When I say NO, I mean try anything and I’ll slice your twig and berries into teeny pieces with one of my many sharp pointy objects. You still willing to believe that old saying?

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      • March 15, 2023 at 11:29 am
        dai fu

        Never did, but it reflects the games people play.

    • March 15, 2023 at 5:36 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      But, as Kiko knows, it’s ALWAYS maybe. Which actually means only and exactly that. Then what happens depends as much on the boy as on the girl.

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  • March 15, 2023 at 7:13 am
    PCChaos

    Maybe is a great theme. It leaves open possibilities. Possibilities open opportunities and hope of all things.

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  • March 15, 2023 at 8:39 am
    birddog

    wise man once taught me…
    “The option that leaves you the most options is usually the best option”

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    • March 15, 2023 at 5:31 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      Maybe. 😀

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  • March 15, 2023 at 9:57 am
    WayneM

    It seems like Jack has the classic male problem; two heads and only enough blood to open one at a time…

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  • March 15, 2023 at 11:44 am
    Spin Drift

    From personal experience, the back seat of a ’64 Caddy is about the size of a queen bed. What are they doing bunched up behind the drivers seat? My Dad had 3 64’s, two blue and one harvest gold. That 429 had 300 lb-ft at idle and could twist the knobs off a civil war widow. Damn I miss that apartment on wheels.

    Spin

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  • March 15, 2023 at 12:14 pm
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC
    • March 15, 2023 at 1:54 pm
      cb ~

      No concern over chopped eagles and other flying critters either. Now this:
      Beats the hell outa killin’ people and breaking things. The world is laughing at us. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/air-force-diversity-equity-inclusion-hiring-spree-top-job

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      • March 15, 2023 at 5:24 pm
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        I know I only care about a nice mix of “soldiers” to run my wars…

        That HD guy is great, his last quote was “Everybody wants to be paid, but nobody wants to work!” I mean is he even allowed to say that?

        Allowed or not we sure need people with a business past or present to put their asses on the line (and some real men with the courage of their convictions do, pillow guy, cuban food man, and of course Dilbert `as ready examples) actually do. That means attention, and eyeballs, and money, and an infusion of courage by example as the critical components of the battle.

      • March 15, 2023 at 11:40 pm
        rickn8or

        cb~, Any squadron commander worth their salt will tell the DEI rep upon check-in: “Go sit in your office. Keep the door closed and don’t talk to anyone. This is my fucking squadron and I will run it as I see fit to ensure maximum readiness.
        Now, unless you can turn wrenches or drive an airplane, get out of and stay out of my sight.”
        But we’re talking Air Force here; Navy would have a Master Chief doing the much-more-colorful talking.

  • March 15, 2023 at 12:25 pm
    PeregrineJohn

    the feminine urge to find an insult in everything

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  • March 15, 2023 at 1:13 pm
    Duckhunter

    Nowadays you have to ask them their pronoun before you can ask them anything else…

    P.S. Chris, I don’t know what you did but after 2 months, I am getting your email again!!

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    • March 15, 2023 at 2:06 pm
      chris+muir

      Not from this end, subscribe software is so bad these days, I urger everyone to bookmark the site instead of relying on getting a notice via email. I’ll be here at http://www.daybydaycartoon.com

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    • March 15, 2023 at 5:29 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      That’s fine as long as they ask me mine too…

      Call me MISTER MAN, you stupid messed up misandrous bitch!

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  • March 15, 2023 at 1:55 pm
    Henry

    Capable is sexy. I’ve never thought otherwise.

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  • March 15, 2023 at 2:16 pm
    cb ~
  • March 15, 2023 at 2:51 pm
    larryarnold

    [Sigh] That brings back all those old memories of dates when nothing I said sounded as good out loud as when I thought it up.

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  • March 15, 2023 at 6:19 pm
    Browncoat57

    Need one with them plinking somewhere and showing a scene similar to Riggs and Murtagh’s trip to the range in the first ‘Lethal Weapon’.

    Jack – “Read’em and weep.”
    Kiko – “Have a nice day…”

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