Can’t Bear it.


  • November 13, 2016 at 8:01 pm
    Chris Muir

    Bearly legal!

    • November 13, 2016 at 8:04 pm
      Grunt GI

      HAHAHAHA, I was wondering what the deal was with the stinkin’ teddy bear….

    • November 13, 2016 at 9:26 pm

      Oh yeah! Reminds me of one of my younger…never mind.

    • November 14, 2016 at 7:32 am
      Bill G

      Fortunately, Sam isn’t unbareable.

      • November 14, 2016 at 10:14 am

        Oh Sam is eminently unbareable, matter of fact, she is any red blooded mans definition of what they wish to “unbare”.

        Unbearable she ain’t though…….. 😉

    • November 14, 2016 at 8:34 am
      Unca Walt

      …And then there was the day the swing pulled out of the ceiling, the watermelon busted, ice went everywhere…

    • November 14, 2016 at 9:16 am

      Ride ’em cowgirl!….

    • November 14, 2016 at 7:41 pm
      Grunt GI

      Oh, love the hash tag FREEDOM RISING…yup…you can bet something was rising….

  • November 13, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Indeed, there *has* been a PUSSY in the Oval Office for the worst part of 8 years – well played, indeed, Mr. Muir!

    • November 14, 2016 at 1:28 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      What Iconoclast said.

    • November 14, 2016 at 7:29 am
      Bill G


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    • November 14, 2016 at 3:06 pm

      That is a somewhat different than ‘matriarchy’, but more accurate I think.

  • November 13, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Sam is a very lucky woman…

    Hey wait a minute!
    That isn’t one of those nanny camera sound recording bears is it?

    Sure hope it isn’t because that lovely interlude does not need to be seen on Pay Per View.

    • November 14, 2016 at 8:01 am

      Are you so sure? 😉

  • November 13, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    I assume the bear bore his duties well. Love the pun.

  • November 13, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    I suspect Zed doesn’t mind a lady taking the top position, sometimes.

    • November 13, 2016 at 10:39 pm
      Grunt GI

      I agree. I suspect Zed will take Sam’s lady parts any which way.


  • November 13, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Nice way to start off the new Administration.

    And so fitting.

  • November 13, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    “Electile dysfunction”

    Heh. That’s a malady that’s being cured worldwide. And while here in the USA we absolutely have a MANdate to replace the effete asexuality of the last eight years, it’s more of a mindset than a chromosomal thing:

    Yeah, baby! And who was it that several months ago commented on the global nature of the “hidden preference cascade” that has roiled into an all-consuming tidal wave of NWO revolt?

    Why, that would be the proprietor right here at the Double D. We might be seeing a whole platoon of Trumpesque crusaders taking back their lands for their people and their future. Prayers that it can be so.

    • November 14, 2016 at 7:39 am
      Bill G

      Those folks at Mostly Self Centered Broad Casting are horrified to find that the peasants actually can ignore them and vote in their own self-interest, ignoring their self-proclaimed Elite Leaders.

      • November 14, 2016 at 11:16 am

        Bill, I’ve been saying for a while that this Trump tsunami was born of the earthquake that was the fracturing of any semblance of neutrality and trust that the lamestream ever had…

        This election result was not in spite of but largely because of the incredibly obvious partisan lies and self interest that leftists* of every occupation (politicians and their money men, media, academia, atheists, even to some degree the sciences) have force-fed the people for so long.

        This is the revolt and we are the warriors we have been waiting for. That is what is happening in other places now as well. Let us hope and pray that they can elevate and choose capable and strong generals as I believe we have, to plan and guide the crusade to return us to the Promised Land we took for granted and abandoned. Now is not the time for complaceny, it is time to Double Down and encourage freedom loving people the world over to embrace the cause…now that is a Globalism I can encourage and embrace!

        * I won’t call them progressives or even liberals anymore…they are leftists in the mold of so many who have come before and been almost universally crushed and defeated just as they have now. But now is not the time

      • November 14, 2016 at 11:19 am

        Scratch that last partial line, and I meant “complacency” of course. Teach me to stop being too lazy to proofread…

      • November 14, 2016 at 7:31 pm

        Call them what they are, Repressives or Regressives. In a position of influence they are Repressives who are desperate to control you for their own personal safety and gain. The ones that “need” safe spaces, coloring books and playdough want to regress to childhood and be taken care of so they have no responsibility.

    • November 14, 2016 at 10:02 am

      I think my favourite quote so far about Trump’s triumph is from Boris Johnson who decided to skip an EU meeting struck to discuss how to deal with the US change of administration…

      “With respect to my beloved EU friends and colleagues, I think it is time we snapped out of the general doom and gloom about the result of this election and the collective whinge-o-rama that seems to be going on in some places.”

      For those unfamiliar with the term, the Brits use the word whinge as a stronger denunciation than the word whine.

  • November 13, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    Love it!

  • November 14, 2016 at 2:29 am

    Eewwww. I guess I’m old. A ManDate sounds like a rather gay experience – not my bag as I lack that kind of equipment.


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  • November 14, 2016 at 3:09 am

    No more Mom jeans in the Oval Office. And get rid of Duhbama’s tampon machine from under the desk. Put all his crying towels up for bid on Ebay. There’s a new Sheriff in town !!

  • November 14, 2016 at 7:30 am

    Hey Chris, since you touch on it, do Sam and Skye consider themselves white or Asian?

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      • November 14, 2016 at 10:16 am
        Grunt GI


        And HAWT

  • November 14, 2016 at 7:34 am
    Bill G

    Well, I suspect we’re all in for a wild ride.

  • November 14, 2016 at 8:02 am

    Thank you, Chris. After the last week, we needed that.

    • November 14, 2016 at 12:29 pm

      second that…still recovering

  • November 14, 2016 at 8:22 am

    After the climax, we get the rest of the story.

    Warning – it will leave you weak at the knees and limp, but satisfied.

  • November 14, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Trump better deliver…but it is concerning about the mischief our
    present administration will leave in it`s wake. A lot can happen
    between now and 1-20-17.

    • November 14, 2016 at 9:34 am

      We can be pretty sure there are people in place watching for that.

  • November 14, 2016 at 8:35 am

    Grin and bear it.
    That’s what she said. 🙂

    • November 14, 2016 at 8:56 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Are you sure that wasn’t “grin and bare it”?

      • November 14, 2016 at 9:37 am
        Grunt GI

        Heh, now I don’t care who you are, that there is funny….

  • November 14, 2016 at 9:11 am

    Strange when you sleep on it, and I’m not sure why, but I woke up thinking about the Plaster Casters this morning.
    We’ve been subjected to “I can’t get no satisfaction” the last eight years.
    The election was a “Holding out for a Hero” moment

  • November 14, 2016 at 11:12 am

    There were two extraordinary events this fall.
    1 – The Chicago Cubs not only won the NL pennant, they also won the World Series. Last time for each of those was 1945 and 1908, respetively.
    2 – A political outsider won the national election to the US Presidency.

    I hope this is the end of those ‘Twilight Zone’ years, for a very long time to come. I just wanted my country back, that’s all.

    • November 14, 2016 at 11:24 am

      Now maybe the Cubs’ success can be somehow a catalyst to win back that sad and dying city to join with the rest of the state to cure its ILLness and Blues.

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  • November 14, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    gotta love it…the DBD window gets pushed again…

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