Forest for the Trees.


  • January 5, 2018 at 12:05 am

    I wonder if she heard banjos???

  • January 5, 2018 at 12:41 am
    Ryk E Lee

    When did Skye lose the Tats? What month did it happen? I’ve got some archive perusing to do, evidently.

  • January 5, 2018 at 1:10 am
    JackDeth 72

    Memo to Skye:

    “And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

    *Sigmund Freud*

  • January 5, 2018 at 1:15 am

    I didn’t know Skye could cook…

    • January 5, 2018 at 1:37 am

      Of course she can. The question is, does she do it well?

    • January 5, 2018 at 3:18 pm
      GRUNT GI

      First rule of good cooking for your man, wear an apron and a smile…apron is important because bacon grease is damn hot on certain body parts.

      Just sayin’

      • January 5, 2018 at 7:46 pm

        True on the apron. I still have a few splatter scars.

  • January 5, 2018 at 1:44 am

    That’s a bit strange…

  • January 5, 2018 at 5:04 am
    Alex J

    Tucket:“Why, there’s a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Skye.”
    Stolen from Taming of the Shrew, by Wm Shakespeare (Petruchio, Act 5 Scene 1)

  • January 5, 2018 at 6:13 am

    Sometimes aprons look best from the back…

  • January 5, 2018 at 6:44 am

    I be cookin! Do she be cookin?

  • January 5, 2018 at 6:44 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Paddle Faster!!

    • January 5, 2018 at 11:23 am

      Have you seen the #MeToo meme with Ned Beatty looking over his shoulder in fear? Heh.

  • January 5, 2018 at 8:47 am

    I saw Deliverance just once. Never again.

    Dreams like that generally require a liberal application of brain bleach after you awaken.

    clear ether


    • January 5, 2018 at 2:17 pm

      I wish there was some way I could un-see Deliverance.
      Two hours of my life I’ll never get back.

  • January 5, 2018 at 10:48 am
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

    Now Tucker looks like Burt, I swear that before, he looked like Darby O’Gill!

    • January 5, 2018 at 11:19 am

      Doesn’t Tucker have a mustache? Never kiss a man without a mustache.
      Skye how much did you drink New Year’s Eve…
      You should have been watching Bringing Up Baby, or The Thin Man series or Pocket Full of Miracles.

  • January 5, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Hmmm, might Chris be bringing back Tucker to this little happy ranch?
    This could get interesting, indeed.

    • January 5, 2018 at 3:19 pm
      GRUNT GI

      Yes, yes it would…clearly Skye is still having interesting dreams about him…and porking…or macon bacon…as Chris points out.


  • January 5, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Sorry, Burtuck looks like a castoff from RuPaul in that one. At least the object of his porking is actually female, and he’ll have a lot better view of his squealer than that mountain man had of his.

  • January 5, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    We already know she likes it there. (not that I discourage that). The squee noises confirm it. She is just annoyed to have woken up to find out it DIDN’T happen.

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