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  • January 4, 2018 at 12:11 am

    Just the servants quarters, where her SS detail is kept. One of them about to testify or know too much about something? She could be burning the whole body of evidence as it were…Chappacide?

    • January 4, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      Chappaqua, Chappaquiddick, six of one…

      • January 4, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        I hope she has aspirations of becoming a Kennedy. Maybe someone can take her skiing.

  • January 4, 2018 at 12:25 am
    Polly Cy

    Ah, comedy. Some jokes are so perfect they just practically write themselves.

  • January 4, 2018 at 12:30 am
    Delilah T.

    “The fire started around 2:40 p.m. in a building used by the Secret Service on the Clinton’s property, the Secret Service said in a statement. It was put out by 3:15PM….”

    Nobody important was at home. No seekrit squirrels were affected in any way at all. The Fire Dept handled it. 19F outside temps.

    Why does she still have Secret Service dudes hanging out watching her? And that dork she’s hitched to – why does he need SSers?

  • January 4, 2018 at 12:35 am
    Polly Cy

    By law, former presidents receive USSS protection for life.

    • January 4, 2018 at 12:43 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Clintoon deserves ONE, just ONE, Secret Service agent. And that one should be close to Social Security retirement.

    • January 4, 2018 at 12:45 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      And he should have one HELL of a “Fuck You!” attitude. Why? BFYTW.
      (hehehehe sometimes I crack myself up)

  • January 4, 2018 at 1:15 am

    Yes, I believe she should burn. At the stake. To prepare her for the eternity that awaits.

    • January 4, 2018 at 1:25 am

      Unfortunately she will never recant or repent, nor confess her sins.
      Too many of the Innocent were put to the Question and burnt at the stake for the amusement of others or in celebration of a royal marriage. Justice will find her and it will be sweet watching her downfall.

      • January 4, 2018 at 1:03 pm
        Old Codger

        People at Cankles’ level virtually NEVER get their just deserts. Anyone who genuinely believes Hildamort or Willy Jeff (or Comey etc.) stands any chance of being prosecuted is welcome to contribute to “Old Codger’s Cushy Retirement fund” on GoFundMe.

  • January 4, 2018 at 2:46 am

    They should have let her pants burn completely to the ground…

    • January 4, 2018 at 9:45 am

      Are you crazy? Do you realize the how toxic the smoke from those would be? The downwind hazard plume would extend for miles!

      Zar Belk!

    • January 4, 2018 at 3:10 pm
      Polly Cy

      That would be one way to get her to “re-pant.”

  • January 4, 2018 at 6:05 am

    Illegally destroying evidence by fire? – totally believable. Bill and Hill living in the same house as a married couple? – beyond all belief.

    • January 4, 2018 at 11:07 am

      So what room does Bill spend time with his stripper girlfriend…

      • January 4, 2018 at 1:04 pm
        Old Codger

        One with flashing lights, a pole and a stage, you can be sure.

  • January 4, 2018 at 7:08 am

    Hillarious, and I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks

  • January 4, 2018 at 9:23 am
    Jerseygirl Angie

    I’m fine with BJ having SS protection – as an ex-Prez, he is legally entitled to it . Even the Wildebeest does, as part of his family – although it should be minimal ( which it’s not . )

    What really burns me is that Valerie Jarrett gets SS protection – how the hell is that tolerable ? Trump should just cancel that by executive order – and the howling from the Left will be music to my ears !

    • January 4, 2018 at 9:23 am
      Jerseygirl Angie

      Hildebeast, not Wildebeast ! 😉

      • January 4, 2018 at 10:20 am

        Either one works for her!

      • January 4, 2018 at 1:05 pm
        Old Codger

        I was sorta wondering what Gnus had ever done to you.

      • January 4, 2018 at 7:09 pm
        Buzz Carter

        She’s fake gnus

    • January 4, 2018 at 11:52 am

      Supposedly Jarrett lives with ‘Barama’ in DC, so the SS protection
      may be a side effect, sort of de facto.

  • January 4, 2018 at 11:14 am

    What desperation looks like:

    Of course homicidal mania and predatory pedophilia are perfectly normal.

    If they want to see what the effects of their own mental infirmity are, let them press *that* big red button of the call to arms of the Deplorables.

    • January 4, 2018 at 1:55 pm
      Delilah T.

      Yes, the whine of the desperate. It indicates clearly that none of those in the mental health industry can recognize when someone knows how to effectively yank the chains of those who detest him.

      They’re grasping at straws when they do that. I hope he yanks them a whole lot more.

  • January 4, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Has the Hildabeast ever done anything under oath? I wonder which particular god(dess) she swore in under? Something tells me that her allegiance is to an eldritch nightmare… although even Cthulhu might be reluctant to accept her prayers…

    • January 4, 2018 at 1:57 pm
      Delilah T.

      If you must know, I think Cthulhu would send her back to the cesspool from whence she crawled… or slithered… or whatevered.

  • January 4, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    My favorite tweet was that this was the most heat that their bedroom had seen in decades.

    • January 4, 2018 at 1:01 pm
      Grunt GI

      That was awesome.

    • January 4, 2018 at 10:40 pm

      Insulting to Huma

  • January 4, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    JTC- Me too. They didn’t understand that election swung on Hilly’s threat to the Second Amendment. I was relieved/disappointed when they dint puush it. 150 million pissed off, armed and deplorable. Man O man les party

  • January 4, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    That fire reminds me: Even royalty can be burned out of their castle.
    Seems according to “our laws” there a several groups in the USA that consider themselves royalty or untouchable. (not in the context of the India Caste)

  • January 4, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    If you listen to the conspiracy sphere (they’re right increasingly often these days) the USSS is there to make sure she doesn’t take off the surgical boot she’s been wearing for several months, ever since she “broke” her toe.

    Of course they may also be there to switch it to the other leg if it starts to chafe like McCain’s did.

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