Day By Day


  • JTC

    Just the servants quarters, where her SS detail is kept. One of them about to testify or know too much about something? She could be burning the whole body of evidence as it were…Chappacide?

    • Henry

      Chappaqua, Chappaquiddick, six of one…

      • pyrodice

        I hope she has aspirations of becoming a Kennedy. Maybe someone can take her skiing.

  • Polly Cy

    Ah, comedy. Some jokes are so perfect they just practically write themselves.

  • Delilah T.

    “The fire started around 2:40 p.m. in a building used by the Secret Service on the Clinton’s property, the Secret Service said in a statement. It was put out by 3:15PM….”

    Nobody important was at home. No seekrit squirrels were affected in any way at all. The Fire Dept handled it. 19F outside temps.

    Why does she still have Secret Service dudes hanging out watching her? And that dork she’s hitched to – why does he need SSers?

  • Polly Cy

    By law, former presidents receive USSS protection for life.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Clintoon deserves ONE, just ONE, Secret Service agent. And that one should be close to Social Security retirement.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      And he should have one HELL of a “Fuck You!” attitude. Why? BFYTW.
      (hehehehe sometimes I crack myself up)

  • Yes, I believe she should burn. At the stake. To prepare her for the eternity that awaits.

    • Pamela

      Unfortunately she will never recant or repent, nor confess her sins.
      Too many of the Innocent were put to the Question and burnt at the stake for the amusement of others or in celebration of a royal marriage. Justice will find her and it will be sweet watching her downfall.

      • Old Codger

        People at Cankles’ level virtually NEVER get their just deserts. Anyone who genuinely believes Hildamort or Willy Jeff (or Comey etc.) stands any chance of being prosecuted is welcome to contribute to “Old Codger’s Cushy Retirement fund” on GoFundMe.

  • chuck...

    They should have let her pants burn completely to the ground…

    • MasterDiver

      Are you crazy? Do you realize the how toxic the smoke from those would be? The downwind hazard plume would extend for miles!

      Zar Belk!

    • Polly Cy

      That would be one way to get her to “re-pant.”

  • Halley

    Illegally destroying evidence by fire? – totally believable. Bill and Hill living in the same house as a married couple? – beyond all belief.

    • Pamela

      So what room does Bill spend time with his stripper girlfriend…

      • Old Codger

        One with flashing lights, a pole and a stage, you can be sure.


    Hillarious, and I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks

  • Jerseygirl Angie

    I’m fine with BJ having SS protection – as an ex-Prez, he is legally entitled to it . Even the Wildebeest does, as part of his family – although it should be minimal ( which it’s not . )

    What really burns me is that Valerie Jarrett gets SS protection – how the hell is that tolerable ? Trump should just cancel that by executive order – and the howling from the Left will be music to my ears !

    • Jerseygirl Angie

      Hildebeast, not Wildebeast ! 😉

      • JSStryker

        Either one works for her!

      • Old Codger

        I was sorta wondering what Gnus had ever done to you.

        • Buzz Carter

          She’s fake gnus

    • Mort

      Supposedly Jarrett lives with ‘Barama’ in DC, so the SS protection
      may be a side effect, sort of de facto.

    • Delilah T.

      Yes, the whine of the desperate. It indicates clearly that none of those in the mental health industry can recognize when someone knows how to effectively yank the chains of those who detest him.

      They’re grasping at straws when they do that. I hope he yanks them a whole lot more.

  • WayneM

    Has the Hildabeast ever done anything under oath? I wonder which particular god(dess) she swore in under? Something tells me that her allegiance is to an eldritch nightmare… although even Cthulhu might be reluctant to accept her prayers…

    • Delilah T.

      If you must know, I think Cthulhu would send her back to the cesspool from whence she crawled… or slithered… or whatevered.

  • cfm56dash7

    My favorite tweet was that this was the most heat that their bedroom had seen in decades.

    • Grunt GI

      That was awesome.

    • Interventor

      Insulting to Huma

  • JAK

    JTC- Me too. They didn’t understand that election swung on Hilly’s threat to the Second Amendment. I was relieved/disappointed when they dint puush it. 150 million pissed off, armed and deplorable. Man O man les party

  • Kafiroon

    That fire reminds me: Even royalty can be burned out of their castle.
    Seems according to “our laws” there a several groups in the USA that consider themselves royalty or untouchable. (not in the context of the India Caste)

  • epilitimus

    If you listen to the conspiracy sphere (they’re right increasingly often these days) the USSS is there to make sure she doesn’t take off the surgical boot she’s been wearing for several months, ever since she “broke” her toe.

    Of course they may also be there to switch it to the other leg if it starts to chafe like McCain’s did.