Bullet Time.


  • October 31, 2017 at 12:02 am
    JackDeth 72

    Let’s dump some Holy Water on Hillary and see if she melts!

    • October 31, 2017 at 7:15 am

      She’d spontaneously combust!

      Zar Belk!

  • October 31, 2017 at 12:22 am

    Lot’s wife was the one who let her neighbor know that her husband had violated the law against having guests. She pretended to have to borrow salt in order to cook for the guests. That is why she was punished by being turned into salt.

    • October 31, 2017 at 12:29 am
      JackDeth 72

      “God will get you for that!”

      *Bea Arthur’s ‘Maude’*

  • October 31, 2017 at 12:36 am

    Hillary the Sodomite? I can see that…but I wish I couldn’t.

    Shut up and bend over Bill!

    Ah feeeel yer painnn!

    • October 31, 2017 at 12:46 am

      That image…It burns, it burns!!!!!

      This is one of those times it would be nice if I drank.

  • October 31, 2017 at 12:42 am
  • October 31, 2017 at 12:48 am

    Yeah, Hitlery should be turned into a pillar of salt. And then a big rainstorm to wash it away.

  • October 31, 2017 at 12:52 am
    Pete 231

    I guaran-effing-tee you at their trials they’ll proclaim that they had the “best of intentions for our country’s future” by their actions in order to justify themselves. I say cast them smeared with animal guts into the pits of wild boars. Walk the plank, one by one, into the depths as it’s broadcast on Facebook live. Dammit, take my money, now !

    • October 31, 2017 at 10:13 am
      Old Codger

      Whose trials would that be? You don’t seriously imagine any of the people we’d like to see come actually will, do you? People at the level of the Clintons NEVER go to jail. It’s a foundation property of the universe like Plank’s constant or Avogadro’s number.

      Sorry to burst your bubble.

      • October 31, 2017 at 11:32 am

        Even Hitler ended up in Argentina, and 36,000 Germans (Nazis many) were brought to the USA after WW2 to work at important jobs as part of Operation Paperclip.
        The Apollo and Saturn Moon Rocket program was led by the German Werner Von Braun.
        She should be hung after a fair trial.

      • October 31, 2017 at 1:50 pm
        Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

        No kidding, they couldn’t even sweat Lois Lerner’s IT guy.

      • October 31, 2017 at 8:59 pm

        I could….. 🙂

    • October 31, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      My ancestors has a better idea.
      Stake them out on an anthill.

      • October 31, 2017 at 3:44 pm

        With little tiny cuts and maybe smeared with honey and fat..

  • October 31, 2017 at 1:26 am
    Alex J

    Was it Imperial Rome who would plough salt into the fields of their defeated enemies to make the land incapable of producing crops?

    Now I’m feeling a-salt-ed… Thanks, CM!

    • October 31, 2017 at 6:09 am

      When Rome finally defeated Carthage, the Roman legions demolished the city, scattered the rubble, and then sowed the site with salt to ensure that nothing would ever grow there again.

      That’s what they got for invading Rome itself.

      A few centuries later, the Visigoths (hired by Rome as mercenaries) sacked Rome (because they hadn’t been paid).

      The Roman leaders’ reaction?


      By that time, the Empire wasn’t even being run from Rome itself, anyway. As long as the leadership was safe, they didn’t much care what happened to anybody else.

      Something to think about vis-a-vis’ our “Fearless Leaders”, today.

      clear ether


    • October 31, 2017 at 7:18 am

      Carthage: Razed to the ground, burned, and the land sowed with salt. Then the Romans got MEAN…

      Zar Belk!

    • October 31, 2017 at 11:30 am
      Alex J

      Big thanks to Eon & MasterDiver for the details. And, yes, history does seem to repeat. If only Snowflakes would read – no, wait, they went to the *Best* Schools.

      • October 31, 2017 at 11:35 am

        Reading and learning is against the Revolution and traitorous to The Cause. Only brainwashing is allowed.

  • October 31, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Best Hallowe’en costume was posted by Milo on Facebook… a costumed DJT carrying a cage in which the Hildabeast was locked up…

  • October 31, 2017 at 1:34 am

    Maybe we’ll get to salt the earth with her in say a 6 X 4 X 6 area.

    Unca Walt you called it last night Mueller ran out 3 sets of indictments today. But I am confused wasn’t he supposed to be looking for Trump/Russian collusion not Manafort is an unrgistered Ukrainian foreign agent stuff?

    • October 31, 2017 at 6:27 am

      He blew more money that the costs of the investigations of Teapot Dome, Watergate, and Whitewater combined, and the best he can come up with is Manafort falsifying tax records in 2014- two years before he was (briefly) employed by the Trump campaign, but while he was employed by Hillary’s POTUS campaign exploratory committee, something Mueller apparently doesn’t want to talk about.

      I’m guessing Manafort is being offered a deal. Go in front of Congress and lie like a rug about Trump, or “commit suicide” while in custody. Expect anything he says to be very carefully scripted- by Hillary.

      The Dem game plan is still;

      1. Impeach and destroy Trump.

      2. Remove Pence, if necessary by assassination.

      3. Ryan becomes POTUS, appoints Hillary VOTUS.

      4. Ryan steps down “for reasons of health”. (I.e., not wanting to be the first “suicide” in the Oval Office.)

      5. President For Life Hillary.

      6. Hillary’s Very Special KILLKILLKILLWAAAHHHH!!! Time.

      (She’ll teach all those Deplorables who to vote for!- or at least, the survivors will learn their place.)

      (Oh, and kiss Israel good-bye, too. The Tel Aviv Sea of Glass will be her enduring monument. WAAHH!! again.)

      Hillary is the ultimate expression of progressivism. She is openly batshit crazy and dares you to disagree with her. And Dems worship her for precisely that reason. (Not to mention Pelosi, Slapsie Maxie Waters, the Rhinestone Cowpie from Florida, and etc.)

      It has been said that debating a progressive is like playing chess with a pigeon. The bird knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board, then struts up and down like it’s won.

      Hillary is more like giving the bird a gun and teaching it how to pull the trigger. That addled look in the eye means “I KEEEELLL you!” in pursuit of her definition of Utopia.

      And half the time today, she can’t even remember what that was, except that it involved a hecatomb of people she doesn’t like.

      clear ether


    • October 31, 2017 at 10:26 am
      Old Codger

      Pouring a gallon or 2 of kerosene or diesel fuel on the ground over her would be better. That much would penetrate deeply enough to force them to just about disinter her to replace all the dirt.

      If you wanted to raise money, you could raffle off the chance to do the pouring at $25/ticket. I figure you could retire comfortably on the proceeds. Alternatively, after dumping the fuel on the grave you could offer the opportunity to piss on her grave. At $50/per ticket you could generate a nice income for at least a couple of years after she croaked.

      • October 31, 2017 at 9:16 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Nah. You don’t sell tickets to piss on her grave.
        You set up a beer stand instead, pissing is free.
        The line would be twice around the block…… least.

  • October 31, 2017 at 5:33 am
    Tom Stockton

    I don’t always follow the comments, so my apologies if I missed it… but it does my heart good to see Zed with his nose buried in a book. And not one of those electronic contraptions, but a REAL book, printed on paper and bound in a good cover.

    Also gotta say… that when I was making the first comment, I almost typed ‘Wade’ instead of ‘Zed’. Tricks in the mind’s eye, and fond memories…

    Tom Stockton

    • October 31, 2017 at 10:06 am

      What is he reading? Tale of Two Cities? Federalist Papers? Hmm

      • October 31, 2017 at 10:28 am

        Dangerous Liaisons?
        Madame Bovary?
        Sun Tzu?

  • October 31, 2017 at 5:56 am
    Bill G

    I believe it was Attila and Timur the Lame who had the merry habit of salting the land of people who had the nerve to oppose them.
    On the other hand, for those who believe in Magik, it’s used as a purifying agent… make a circle of salt to keep out evil or put a line of salt across doorways and windowsills for the same purpose as well as throwing salt onto evil beings.

    • October 31, 2017 at 7:23 am

      Good for ants, too.
      Zar Belk!

    • October 31, 2017 at 10:02 am

      It will take more than salt to keep her out.
      In order to banish the canker-wraith, she must be confined inside a circle of hyssop, rue and sage oils. Then the completed circle must be lit on fire. The remaining ash must then be salted with kosher salt.

    • October 31, 2017 at 10:06 pm
      R Daneel

      Bill – It was Attila’s general Subotai Bahadur who was the architect of the tactics.

  • October 31, 2017 at 6:47 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Well played, Chris, well played, you salty dog.

  • October 31, 2017 at 8:24 am

    Trial? There will be no earthly justice for the Clinton Crime Family, I’m afraid. I’d be happy to be proven wrong.

  • October 31, 2017 at 9:20 am
    Spin Drift

    If you want to hurt the Clinton’s, lockup Chelsea for being a minor player in the cabal. Then watch Mommy and Daddy travel to a super max federal pen to visit their kid and bring the grand children along. It would drive dear old Ma Clinton that final foot to a rubber room and Bill would be free to some free range socializing.

    Yeah, I’m a mean mofo.

    • October 31, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      Better still would be for Chelsea to turn State’s Evidence, dissolve the Clinton Foundation, and turn Libertarian.

  • October 31, 2017 at 9:46 am
    Delilah T.

    Take a chill pill, peope. Mustafa al-Imam, the leader of the “rioters” at Benghazi, was caught by Navy SEALs. It (Imam) is now on a USNavy ship, and on its way to federal prosecution.

    Remember the arm flinging scene and ‘What difference does it make?’ Oh, how the arrogance and lack of common decency oozed out of that skank’s pores!

    We must be patient.

    • October 31, 2017 at 10:04 am

      Are they serving him Spam in the brig…

      • October 31, 2017 at 10:20 am
        John D. Egbert

        One may hope, dear Pasmela.

      • October 31, 2017 at 10:21 am
        John D. Egbert

        Dummy me. I know it’s Pamela. So sorry, my dear.

      • October 31, 2017 at 11:10 am

        No worries John. As long as you don’t call me late for dinner.

      • October 31, 2017 at 2:58 pm

        Probably halal MREs. Talk about torture!

      • October 31, 2017 at 3:45 pm

        That’s worse than bread and water.

      • October 31, 2017 at 6:54 pm

        Nah, the veggie ones are (or were) pretty good.
        Serve him vegan burgers, instead, slathered with soy cheese.

      • October 31, 2017 at 10:48 pm

        Ewww. I wouldn’t even do that to a dawg.

  • October 31, 2017 at 10:01 am

    Wayne forgot the link to Milo’s “Best Costume Ever” so here it is:
    Lock her UP!!!

  • October 31, 2017 at 10:10 am
    Unca Walt

    Delilah: Gee, that is GREAT news! I would bet my next dessert that I will get to see that film clip again.

    Now… wouldn’t it be great if he’d already been convinced to cooperated with info… and he had clear info regarding Hillary lying.

    O joy! O rapture!

    JSStryker — When I said something like “no matter the stretch” while Meuller was feverishly looking for unpaid parking tickets, I had no idea he would have to reach back to a time when:

    His “criminal” was, at the time of the crime, WORKING FOR THE DNC!

    Yuppers. TINS. In the ridiculous indictment, there is absolutely NO mention of Trump. Gee… wonder why?

  • October 31, 2017 at 10:15 am

    eon, I think Chris doesn’t want so many spaces between lines… ;?)

  • October 31, 2017 at 11:20 am

    She ain’t worth her salt.

    Poetic justice to apply Arkancide tactics, a (silver) bullet to the back of its head.

    • October 31, 2017 at 9:20 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      “Most confounded worst case of suicide ever.”

      Vince Foster could not be reached for comment at this time.

  • October 31, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    What fresh heaven is this?

    A top ranking administration official and top-ranking military man not afraid to tell the truth? And an administration not afraid to back him up? Must be a dream.

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