If someone isn’t enjoying it, they’re doing it wrong. Both parties are wrong because of the lack of communication. If they can’t talk to each other, then they are the wrong people to be doing what they are doing.
Guys complain we aren’t mind readers and the ladies complain we don’t listen.
Guys listen but women speak in code. Other women understand the code. Women spend their entire lives knowing that all guys are stupid and boorish because they don’t communicate in the female way. Guys speak directly, women don’t; they often react to direct words as criticism or insults. Guys listen to what they say, but frequently become impatient after a minute of the indirect words, not really understanding that the tone, gestures, body language etc are half the message. A woman’s “I like him.” means she doesn’t mind his presence. “I like him.” means she’s in lust. Guys will say “She’s ok to talk to “ or “Damn, I want to tap that big time”; means the same thing, but the male speak earns an eyeroll or an “eew, you’re a pig” from the females.
+1. Then there are those times when the words and body language contradict each other. My most un-appreciated reply: “I don’t need any more statements of fact. I need you to make a decision”.
August 11, 2025 at 9:23 am
Redd Ed
Great art..a fist over the face..the best face plant
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At least she said height, not length.
No, she said “big”, everything after that is just dancin’ around, but Zed heard what he heard…
Had a girlfriend once who said it didn’t matter how tall a guy was, unless he was lying down.
And yet, WIDTH was mentioned…. Oy!
is it any wonder Zed’s hair is snow white?
Ian needs to learn how to hide the evidence, go slow, and be gentle, until:
“With a rebel yell, she screams more, more, more!”
Some things, no dad wants to hear, especially from his daughter.
If someone isn’t enjoying it, they’re doing it wrong. Both parties are wrong because of the lack of communication. If they can’t talk to each other, then they are the wrong people to be doing what they are doing.
Guys complain we aren’t mind readers and the ladies complain we don’t listen.
Guys listen but women speak in code. Other women understand the code. Women spend their entire lives knowing that all guys are stupid and boorish because they don’t communicate in the female way. Guys speak directly, women don’t; they often react to direct words as criticism or insults. Guys listen to what they say, but frequently become impatient after a minute of the indirect words, not really understanding that the tone, gestures, body language etc are half the message. A woman’s “I like him.” means she doesn’t mind his presence. “I like him.” means she’s in lust. Guys will say “She’s ok to talk to “ or “Damn, I want to tap that big time”; means the same thing, but the male speak earns an eyeroll or an “eew, you’re a pig” from the females.
+1. Then there are those times when the words and body language contradict each other. My most un-appreciated reply: “I don’t need any more statements of fact. I need you to make a decision”.
Great art..a fist over the face..the best face plant
I find it best to be permanently impatient, saves alot of time…..
A hangover confession, inadvertent, but that’s what happens.