The Precedent of the United States.


  • April 14, 2021 at 12:10 am

    Melons. Hereditary.

    But she should cover up at home? More like she should shed the cover altogether, Mom and Naomi too. Family nudity is a good thing.

    • April 14, 2021 at 12:37 am

      With examples all around her…

    • April 14, 2021 at 10:20 am

      Agreed…It’s time for the family skinny dip…

  • April 14, 2021 at 12:38 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Children learn from the example set by the adults.
    You want the children to cover up? Hmmmmm……..

  • April 14, 2021 at 1:43 am

    Auntie Naomi… Will you be teaching certain aspects defense and offense to the girls?

  • April 14, 2021 at 2:29 am

    Tit for tat…?

    • April 14, 2021 at 8:32 am
      AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS

      Titted tots! 🙂

  • April 14, 2021 at 2:48 am

    Having raised 6 daughters between the two of us, parents need to go into DefCon IV mode when the young ladies get to the twins’ ages. There is considerable intrinsic good to be had from cleaning duty and carry weapons when the prospective suitors start showing up. It’s that whole “kind word” vs. “kind word and a gun” differential.

    • April 14, 2021 at 9:23 am
      Punta Gorda

      Sorry for the semi OT.

      A couple of years ago, over in Santa Rosa county… a father heard a struggle going on out front and found his daughter trying to fend off an apparent attacker. He put a round into the guy’s crotch.

      Best I can tell, it was a justified shooting since there was no hoopla in the press over it.

      • April 14, 2021 at 12:43 pm

        Did the Father turn the attacker into a gelding or a non functional imitation Ken doll? And take Daughter to defense/kick ass classes?

    • April 14, 2021 at 12:42 pm
      Brent Dotson

      The “I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a really big backyard” talk.

  • April 14, 2021 at 3:26 am

    Sam the vixen will be vexed by those young’uns…

    • April 14, 2021 at 9:33 am

      Exactly right. Including Zed.

  • April 14, 2021 at 5:32 am

    Food for thought as in Newton County, Missouri.

  • April 14, 2021 at 8:10 am
    William Henry

    It’s tough dealing with them, my oldest one is 32 year stunning blonde who inherited her mother’s 38C boomers at 15.

    I was constantly yelling at her about ( busting out all over ) and wearing a bra… somethings a father don’t wanna see.

  • April 14, 2021 at 9:42 am

    Take her to the range when the hot brass is flying. She’ll button up in a heartbeat.

    • April 14, 2021 at 9:47 am
      Neanderthal JSStryker

      She’s likely to strip off first though like a lady friend did when she dropped a hot .22 casing into her cleavage. That was a fun afternoon for the eyes!

    • April 18, 2021 at 12:29 am
      Max Erdman

      Chris did a series in March of 2006 that illustrated this perfectly. Unfortunately, it’s not in the archives.

  • April 14, 2021 at 10:03 am

    As the title of the toon is “sex” maybe the kid does have a more sensual intent in her flaunting, in which case shut that shit down, maybe even the ladies tone it down when she’s around…but I should be careful what I ask for!

    Anyway, being naked is NOT the same as getting nekkid, and the time to learn and know the difference is now.

    • April 14, 2021 at 11:23 pm

      As to possible flaunting, had this earworm in my head ever since this toon, so I’ll just post it here in an attempt to give it back to whence it came…seems fair:

      That part of about “she’s kinda dangerous”? Hell yes, on so many levels. I do love that old tune, but enough is enough, begone!

  • April 14, 2021 at 10:54 am
    James Gemind

    Simple enough explanation. “Kiko, Mari, you’re not Mature enough to let the fellas play with those yet, so put them away.’

    ‘When will that be? We’ll discuss it when you’re seventeen…’

    • April 14, 2021 at 12:13 pm

      Spoken (written) like someone who has never ever tried to guide a hot girl child…

    • April 14, 2021 at 12:59 pm

      Nah, when the male in question can load 1000 magazines without using an UpLULA, she’ll be able to have the top button open.

      • April 14, 2021 at 2:34 pm

        She finds a fella with 17,000 rounds of 9 she should marry him, he’s rich!

      • April 15, 2021 at 12:13 am
        Too Tall

        Pamela, JTC, Shack on both requirements. Probably still not qualified…

  • April 14, 2021 at 11:10 am

    <> I see you misspelled 37. … Ah, the young. Each generation thinks they “invented” sex, forgetting where they themselves came from. Self centered little ingrates! Sigh, the musings of an ol’ fart.

    • April 14, 2021 at 12:58 pm
      James Gemind

      Interesting. the site say I already posted a response to this, but does not show it… Oh well;

      Nope I did not. I adjusted down to the least offensive number, which for Texas, is I believe, 17 years old for consensual relations. Going to a ridiculous number destroys a parent’s Moral, and even partially, their legal authority over a child. Going with the lowest reasonable age cuts the legs out of any argument the child wishes to make.

      To something more serious that I would normally discuss in Baen’s Bar(F**K You Sanford!), I wish to hear folk’s opinion on the latest tragic shooting in MN. The Officer(Potter)is to be charged with 2nd degree Manslaughter. The crux of the arguments to be made are whether or not she truly realized she had drawn her pistol instead of her Taser. Anyone with experience with such devices, and whether or not the ergonomics of such devices(Grip, a big sight that flips up to indicate to the operator what it is etc)could be changed to reduce the chances of an accidental shooting like this(Anyone who has seen the BodyCam footage knows she shouted Taser several times), and put the idea that cops go looking to shoot black people into the proper context, which is that the VAST, VAST majority do not.

      I would also add this. No one is saying that Daunte Wright bears any responsibility for what occurred…

      The cops pulled him over for a reason.

      The Cops ordered him to exit the vehicle for a reason.

      He escalated the situation.

      His death is tragic. It was also within his power to prevent it, and he did not.

      • April 14, 2021 at 3:13 pm

        If the officer beat the rap, and if the government gives something like that $27,000,000 or so they gifted the current dead drug user’s family with, she needs to get a sharp attorney and go after that accumulated bit of capital and suck it for all she can. The mental trauma that person with an outstanding warrant caused in that one police officer and her partner when he tried to flee is enormous. Also, that was a sexist action by the deceased as he had to have known that the ability of the two females to subdue him was much less than that of a muscled male officer that used to be standard for most police officers making stops and arrests. Women’s upper body strength is almost always much less than males.
        That was a discriminatory act by the deceased. It also was a Darwin Event decision by by the deceased. All acts leading to his death flowed from his criminal acts involved in his fleeing.

        Yet another reason not to be a police officer in that woke city.

      • April 14, 2021 at 4:14 pm

        I don’t believe you can human engineer your way out of such problems. Taser Corp. insists that their weapons be carried weak side to prevent just this – but some PDs who “know better” prefer refinements such as thigh holsters, then end up defending suits like this. Distinctive sights also sound good until you realize that in at least one of these cases, the operator used ger laser dot to aim and probably didn’t even have her gun in her field of vision.

      • April 14, 2021 at 9:10 pm

        I would suggest the Taser be carried cavalry cross draw. The dominate hand would still draw the Taser. However, require drawing across the body. Rather, than reaching downwards.

      • April 15, 2021 at 12:20 am

        Outlaw Tasers, problem solved.

  • April 14, 2021 at 11:15 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Have the twins wear a bra under those loose-fitting clothing.
    And not a Princess Lea slave bra.

  • April 14, 2021 at 12:02 pm

    I only had the one daughter and those first few years were trying. Eventually she figured out that Dad was helpful filter. She’d bring them by the house and introduce me to each one. For those of ill intent, that was enough to send them packing.

  • April 14, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    Meanwhile … the anonymous US Capitol Police officer who shot and killed Ashli Babbitt should be nominated for the Federal Lon Horiuchi Marksmanship Award.

    #RIPAshliBabbitt #RIPVickiWeaver

    • April 14, 2021 at 3:23 pm

      My God! I read where that officer said that he intended to kill a Trump supporter(s)! I saw a post supposedly from his Facebook page to that effect. What is the truth? In censor culture how can we even see many of these bits of information anymore.
      A Brazilian Communist invader kills a, so he identified previously, hated white Trump supporter when there was no imminent threat. This invader was part of the Democrat replace Republican voters effort as it appears to me. This communist who killed her displayed what many normal people identify as racial hate literature online.

    • April 14, 2021 at 4:17 pm

      “Not enough evidence to convict.” Only a dead body on video
      Same excuse we heard for Hillary, Comey, Page, Strzok…
      It’s a big club, and we ain’t in it.

  • April 14, 2021 at 3:16 pm
    • April 14, 2021 at 4:17 pm

      Heh … maybe we could get Biden’s and Obama’s Secret Service security details to go on four months of paid leave to take in illegal aliens!

  • April 14, 2021 at 6:12 pm
    James Gemind

    Oh FRABJOUS day!! Baen’s Bar is open again!

  • April 14, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    Some people need the Hand of God to bitch slap them back to running from Lions, Tigers and Bears. This is not right and can not stand.

  • April 14, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    The Minnesota shooting seems to be stressing the pistol or Taser on the left, i.e. “weak” side, unless of course the Officer was a “South-Paw” or a “switch hitter”. She was a good shot either way. And had good reactions. She called,”Taser!” but shifted to centerfire when her “partner” muffed the grab-and-hold. Snapshot in the X-Ring. Her “Chief” must have loaded his stapler upside-down.

    I got nailed for expired plates. ToD. Dah Judge reduced the fine but pointed ou that I had to know the law, since the hirelings at the contract License Office sure didn’t. Well,……OK. But I didn’t try to wrastle with the uniform. Wasn’t my type.

    The Mayor must have been reading “Alice in Minnesota”. First the penalty (“Fire Her!”), then the trial (Impartial “Investigation”.). Saves time. The Po-Po was White, so why waste time? Intersectional Rank and all that.

    I have seen and smelled the inside of a major regional burn unit. Where is my shovel?

    The young lady should practice deploying her recoil dampeners before she visits Mozambique. Just saying.



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