Culture Wars ← Previous post Next post → Comments WayneM Mar 23 2018 at 12:14 am When they go low, we go high? Sorry, I couldn’t resist… lol NotYetInACamp Mar 23 2018 at 2:03 am The Choom Gang. Staying as high they can as long as they can. No ethics in acquisition of smoke and blow. Oh. We weren’t on Choom. Well, then it seems Hollywood and the left and others have long gone way past anything that King David, a favorite of the Lord, ever did, and to the weaker among us, even unto the little children. Henry Mar 23 2018 at 12:15 am Sorry — went right over my head (which perhaps a limbo joke is supposed to do). gruundehn Mar 23 2018 at 9:45 am Setting the bar low refers to high jump. If the bar is set low, it is easy to jump over. Being in limbo refers to a state of waiting. If you are in limbo, you are unable to do anything except wait for something to happen that enables you to take an action. Vince Mar 23 2018 at 11:31 am Unless you are doing the limbo dance. Chris muir Mar 23 2018 at 2:52 pm Refers to the limbo dance! gruundehn Mar 23 2018 at 4:03 pm Chris If the bar is set low in the limbo dance, it is harder not easier. That is why setting the bar low refers to the high jump, where it makes sense. And being in limbo refers to a waiting state, derived from an old religious belief that once you die, you go to limbo, a place basically of nonexistence, where you wait for eternity and do nothing. azscram Mar 23 2018 at 4:21 pm My first assumption was the dance… With the bar set so low by the likes of BC, how can anyone “dance” the ethics card against DT? Given how low the bar is set, it’s an easy pass at Trump’s level. It’s harder to make the claim against Trump because he hasn’t dropped that low. Nice wordplay, CM. Chris muir Mar 23 2018 at 6:08 pm It’s harder to get someone with ethics in there Rob Horine Mar 23 2018 at 12:23 am Again, democrats just don’t get it. They’re thinking “Well, since they attacked Clinton for cheating, they’ll do the same about Trump.” Thing was, as we all know, wasn’t cheating, but lying under oath. The DNC should change it symbol to Willy E. Coyote. Pamela Mar 23 2018 at 12:51 pm Nah. They need to change it to Cheech Wizard. Deplorable B Woodman Mar 23 2018 at 7:36 pm Cheech Wizard. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long while. I’ll have to dig out my Vaughn Bode comics………. Deplorable B Woodman Mar 23 2018 at 12:27 am I consider myself a punster, but I had to react as Zed did. Warhorse Mar 23 2018 at 11:29 pm Well, you know what they say — the beauty of a pun is in the “Oy!” of the beholder … Calvin Mar 23 2018 at 12:50 am Major difference between the Donald and Bubba Bill; Donald uses the carrot (reward for not talking), Bill uses the stick (Hillary will destroy you if you talk). Women can always negotiate with Donald or walk away from the deal. With Bill/Hillary, there is no choice. This only applies to the “consensual” sex. cmblake6 Mar 23 2018 at 1:27 am Yep. JackDeth 72 Mar 23 2018 at 2:15 am Once a Democrat has been caught Plowing The South Forty… All other sins are forgiven. Deplorable B Woodman Mar 23 2018 at 7:37 pm From which direction? (rimshot) Too Tall Mar 23 2018 at 9:21 pm If they are a Democrat, they are a catcher not a pitcher. Halley Mar 23 2018 at 4:12 am Two words: Monica Lewinsky vs. Karen MacDougal MAGA ExNuke Mar 23 2018 at 6:39 am More envious than offended, I could never afford a porn star or hot young wannabe starlet. Was he buying or were they selling? Somehow I doubt he went out searching for them. JTC Mar 23 2018 at 9:38 am “Was he buying or were they selling? Somehow I doubt he went out searching for them.” A rhetorical question and speculative answer that pretty much defines the entirety of the #metoo BS. Of course cause is irrelevant to the effect in the leftist playbook isn’t it? They took that page from the muzbro. Jon Mar 23 2018 at 8:42 am We knew we were not electing a saint in Trump. Nor did Trump present himself as one. He is what he is, warts and all. Clinton and the Kennedys turned their “escapades” into criminal enterprises. It’s funny that Billy Jeff’s “indiscretions” were “just sex, leave it alone”, and now Trump’s are a national crisis and we’re supposed to fire him over it. I wish the Leftards could make up their minds. Which is it this week? Maybe Fightin’ Joe Biden can tell us? John D, Egbert Mar 23 2018 at 8:58 am Remember: Were it not for double standards, the Left would have no standards at all. JJ cooper Mar 23 2018 at 9:02 pm Brilliant!! cmblake6 Mar 23 2018 at 11:48 pm BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delilah T Mar 23 2018 at 9:06 pm Congratulations, Jon. You just clarified hypocrisy at its most glaring. We’re in the ‘damned whether it happened or didn’t’ stage right now. The bloodbath only happens if it’s on the “wump” side of the mugwump fence. And even then, it isn’t working very well. NotYetInACamp Mar 23 2018 at 9:49 am Marilyn and other women swimming naked in the pool at the White house with JFK protected by the United States Secret Service while Jackie was away. But why did Marilyn die? JFK actually never hid it. Others protected it. In one instance Sen Everett Dirksen handed Senator JFK when he was among those who were considering running for president a photo of JFK sunning on the beach on Nantucket with a stunning beautiful blond whose large breasts were not encumbered. JFK held it up and took a good look at it. Then he continued smiling and tossed it on a table and said to Sen Dirkson: “Outstanding. isn’t she?” Then JFK walked away. JFK seemed to want the best for the people of the United States of America. The population replacement of Americans and wealth transfer to overseas was not part of his agenda. Sen Ted Kennedy spearheaded the American replacement Immigration Act after JFK had been assassinated. Bunkerbuilder Mar 23 2018 at 5:03 pm It is funny how the Kennedy family fortune was made by AVOIDing paying liquor tariffs and excise taxes. and how all the Kennedy Great Grand Kids now favor Uber taxes for all non-elites. The early Kennedy/Fitzgeralds were the Narco-traffickers of their day. The origin of the funds that got Joe Kennedy’s boys elected was illegitimate. Delilah T Mar 23 2018 at 9:10 pm People did lots of things to make a buck during the Depression. Joe Kennedy ran bootleg whiskey for the Mob, among other things. There are ZERO clean hands in politics, haven’t been any since the late 19th century. Probably won’t be for a long time ahead, but at least DTrump has a thick skin and knows how to yank ’em. Spin Drift Mar 23 2018 at 9:59 am This comment is to the big D. Invite Monica L. to the White House and an official visit to the oval office to autograph the dress and go into detail on the seduction, actions and orchestrated smear campaign. Then The Donald can tweet that Monica visited the oval office on her feet as opposed to on her knees. That ought to take the wind right out of their sails and send the MSM right into a freaking tizzy. It also gives Monica cold revenge to both Billy Jeff and Cankles. I think the country needs this purge and a final driving of a stake into the Clinton’s black hearts. Spin “A woman’s a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” Good Men Must Stand Hold Fast Grunt GI Mar 23 2018 at 10:28 am This topic is what really pissed me off when I tried to argue (reason) with my old high school peeps on FB about politics…which I have since stopped wasting my time as they are so farking unhinged they need some Xanax. They basically said, “Well conservatives are supposed to have standards so you should toss Trump under the bus, cuz, well Clinton was SOOOO a long time ago.” To which I replied, “Well, we are just applying the same standards you did all through 1998…IT’S JUST ABOUT SEX…Remember that shit? Billy getting BJs in the White House was a “PRIVATE MATTER” that had nothing to do with his ability to be President. Ditto with Obama…all this bullshit about a “scandal free Administration” what a crock…Obama could have killed, cooked, and eaten a baby on the White House lawn and our so-called media watchdogs would have asked for the recipe. He had more shit going on than Trump could ever could, cuz he could get away with it as the lame stream media continued to kiss his ass….and still does. Personally, I agree with Jon. We didn’t elect a choir boy, we elected a NYC billionaire. I don’t really care who he banged…and as my wife (with her usual wisdom says)…Melania knew exactly what she was getting herself into…my guess is she gave the Donald a good ass kicking when she found out he was banging Stormy while she was knocked up with his child and that was that. Funny how all these “affairs” were way before the 2016 election… Personally, in my jaded and totally UN-PC opinion, the more the media keeps showing Stormy and all these other porn stars/tarts/ whatever the more your average red-blooded American male will go…DAYUM, good job dude…after all, in spite of all their bullshit, BOTTOM LINE, everyone of these relationships. although tawdry, was CONSENSUAL…none of these woman have said otherwise… So, as they say, like moths to a flame…if you can’t be well hung, be rich…either one works with a certain class of women. (Ducks for incoming responses) Halley Mar 23 2018 at 11:52 am … and in a funny kind of way, one could make the case that Dims paved the way for Trump, first by making sexual escapdes acceptable (1992-2000) then by electing American Idol (his only “qualification”) Barry Choom. Of course, Trump turned out to be, and was understood by most reasonable people to be, extraordinarily qualified, but from the Dims point of view they wasted two presidencies and 16 whole years on the most embarrassingly unpresidential “leaders” in the history of history – and now they complain?!? … there are legions and legions of Deplorable males going hotholydamn! about his feminine conquests. I even remember that the fair Melania started out, I believe, as “the mistress” during his marriage to Marla (another 10), so it’s not like she was in the dark about his proclivities. Sometimes I think certain Alphas would be better off just hiring a harem instead of trying to go the monogamy route.. Delilah T Mar 23 2018 at 9:13 pm Whatshername (Stormy?) is just looking for $$$$ and a better pron role. I would peg her as probably the most pragmatic person on the East Coast right now. She will milk this until the TV cameras shut off. There’s bound to be something – some other thing around the next corner. Pamela Mar 23 2018 at 10:45 am If DT boinked Stormy, I hope he used a heavy duty condom. Too many plowed that furrow for it to be safe in my opinion. Even with testing. Grunt GI Mar 23 2018 at 11:04 am Pamela, you got that right…safety first… Maybe DT just made sure she brushed her teeth first and that was enough…I’m sure he practices proper safety protocols. 🙂 Vince Mar 23 2018 at 11:34 am Tripled up too…. Earl Clark Mar 23 2018 at 12:08 pm I’m willing to look the other way as long as the only woman giving him hummers in the Oval Office is Melania. Who he was doing ten years ago? Who cares? And since it just now came out, apparently not even them. JTC Mar 23 2018 at 1:47 pm OTOH, BJ’s preoccupation with BJ’s kept him from meddling in actual gov too much, allowing the groundwork of the Reagan years to let the country run and give Willy time to get his jollies and still steal the bragging rights for one of the most positive and productive decades in our history. Compared to Zero, whose lack of a similar diversion left him time to do more damage and create more division than any potus in my experience, including the 60’s. Give me another of the former before the latter any day. But not the other Arkansan. That bitch would have completed the mission in two years that Bobo hacked away at for eight. I’m not proud of DT’s carousing; it’s a distraction and has the potential to do real harm through repercussions, witness current events. But AFAIK no dalliances on my dime and in my house…that would be a game changer for me. And that’s the difference in BC and DT. So DT’s preoccupation is getting shit done, some of which I either don’t agree with or don’t understand. He’s occupied right now more with sticking it up the ass of Fake Newsies than down the throat of Fake Hotties. And that’s good. Critical actually, for my continued support of him. Pamela Mar 23 2018 at 3:06 pm Hmm. Maybe Stormy is pissed that he was the best she ever had… and he didn’t want a repeat… NotYetInACamp Mar 23 2018 at 7:24 pm I’ve pissed girls off like that. 🙂 But I did not make it to President. 🙁 Pamela Mar 23 2018 at 11:01 pm Oh My 😉 Too Tall Mar 23 2018 at 9:24 pm Nailed IT! Pamela Mar 23 2018 at 11:02 pm Not often enough it seems. Too Tall Mar 23 2018 at 11:45 pm You win. No way to improve upon your last comment. I got nothin’. Delilah T Mar 23 2018 at 9:21 pm Well, gee whiz, boys and girls, George Washington had an affair with Sally Fairfax, who was quite an attractive woman. And Martha knew everything. Since when has ANY of this kind of thing ever been something new? Maybe the lack of morals in the press should be discussed during one of those WH press dailies – something about the dog barking in the night…. Pamela Mar 23 2018 at 11:07 pm At some ne’er-do- well going over a fence cmblake6 Mar 23 2018 at 11:55 pm I give not ONE fuck about The Donald’s proclivities. Other than i’m jealous, but hey. Fix this fucking country! Van Mar 24 2018 at 5:17 am My favorite Cheech Wizard quip, as he confronts the horny 12 year old in a circa 1972 National Lampoon: “Ick! Bald Pussy!” Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.