Shit Got Real.


  • June 6, 2016 at 10:15 pm
    MJ Larkins

    Correction: His left hand doesn’t care what his right hand is doing…

    • June 6, 2016 at 11:41 pm

      Wonder if he waxes his palms, or uses nair to go totally bare.

      • June 7, 2016 at 12:09 am

        Boingo has no discernable dick, so either way, it is not an issue

      • June 7, 2016 at 6:08 pm
        John M.

        His dick? I thought it was everything above his shoulders!

    • June 7, 2016 at 5:49 pm

      He would not care to know what I think of him, as I look off towards DC, raise my hand, with all fingertips hidden but one. I wish he knew the frequency and my prayer that goes with it. Much like that of the unreverend Wright except muttered just for him. Amen

  • June 6, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Not bipolar, evil!

    • June 7, 2016 at 12:13 am

      Or buy polar…

      • June 7, 2016 at 12:47 am

        The old psychiatric term was ” Manic Depressive”. Psychiatrists like changing the terms when the general public begins to learn them. Another term was Sociopath” They now call it a personality disorder as if it can be cured. There are two cures. Death or a very long prison term.

      • June 7, 2016 at 5:54 am

        Who can forget electro-shock as a treatment for severe psychological problems?

        Might be an alternative medical solution for Obummer. Leave him with his automatic functions – nothing to do but wonder what color of jello will be served the next day.

      • June 7, 2016 at 11:12 am

        Electro-shock therapy on Obama should require electrodes placed genitally as well, just for grins and giggles. Then you could treat the small head and the other small head at the same time. Although some of the electrodes might need to be placed anally, since that is where one of his heads most often resides.

      • June 7, 2016 at 7:21 pm
        Old Codger

        Once upon a time ECT (electro-convulsive “electro shock” therapy) was about the only thing that worked for some cases of clinical depression. Having worked as an attendant at a state mental hospital in the early 70s, I had to assist (attend?) in several of such procedures. I never failed to go home severely shaken. It was barbaric. It was an ordeal to watch. It sometimes worked but it ALWAYS cost the patient cognitive ability. Always! I would not wish ECT upon anyone – not Dear leader, not even a Jehadist!

        On the subject of new terms, how do you like Alcohol Use Disorder (AUD)? New in the DSM-5.

      • June 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
        Th3o Moore

        I had a friend who was repeatedly subjected to Shock therapy (back in the late 60’s). Even when it does work it usually does not last for long. Basically it is/was torture. The reason that torture is wrong is only in part to protect the victim. It is mainly to protect us from the monsters it would make of us. So, because of my strong and noble desire to protect you, I must insist that I be the one to place the electrodes.

  • June 6, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    This is a throwback to yesterday, but in counter to the “Captain America is Hydra” and “Captain Socialist” from yesterday, this is one of my favorite moments of Captain America. It’s from the Ultimates graphic novel – actually written by an America-hating Brit, but all his attempts to satirize us misfire in the text and come off as laudatory to American sensibilities. Most people who read the book come away thinking the author was pro-American.

    The leader an invasion force of Skrulls (burned bare in a gasoline fire) has just delivered a sound beating to Cap’ and told him it’s time he surrendered

  • June 6, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    “But socialism has just never been done right!

    “We can do it right because we’re Really Smart!!”

    The two standard responses of socialists to every failure of socialism.

    Along with

    “Evil Capitalist American Pigs Sabotaged The Revolution!”


    The latter being the response of the likes of SDS, Brigade Rosse, Baader-Meinhof, and every other far-left terror group that socialists love to use while publicly decrying their actions- and using said actions as a justification for disarming law-abiding citizens in the name of “the greater good”.

    Eon’s Fourth Law

    When anyone in government uses the phrase “For The Greater Good”, a smart man or woman quietly slides out through the nearest back exit.

    With one hand on their wallet, and the other on their sidearm.

    clear ether


    • June 7, 2016 at 1:57 am

      What are the other three?

      • June 7, 2016 at 6:50 am

        Actually, there are eight;

        Eon’s Laws

        First Law

        Human beings choose to follow belief systems, religious, political, or otherwise, which sanctify the sort of actions they would do anyway. The belief system just lets them feel self-righteous about what they want to do to others.

        Second Law

        If someone repeatedly and constantly tells you that he wants to kill you, you owe him the courtesy of assuming he really means it and responding appropriately.

        Third Law

        Hunter S. Thompson once observed that “entire empires have been done in by vengeful freaks claiming a special relationship with God”.

        He forgot the even greater number of polities destroyed by even more vengeful freaks who believed that they, themselves, were God.

        Fourth Law

        When anyone in government uses the phrase “For The Greater Good”, a smart man or woman quietly slides out through the nearest back exit. With one hand on their wallet, and the other on their sidearm.

        Fifth Law

        Any social system that relies solely on the “better nature” of the rulers to protect the ruled from the rulers, isn’t worth having.

        Sixth Law

        Never assume a politician will act against what he perceives as his personal best interests. And never, ever assume that he is being truthful when he acts in a way contrary to his philosophy and track record.

        You will spend your life being surprised and disappointed.

        Seventh Law

        There are two kinds of people who censor. Those who don’t want to face the facts and those who don’t want anyone else to know what the facts really are. Both are dangerous, just in slightly different ways.

        Eighth Law

        “Race” is not destiny. Culture absolutely is. Religion and politics are just a part of culture. Culture is the “operating system” of a civilization. Like any OS, it’s a case of GIGO; Garbage In, Garbage Out.

        I don’t insist on their irrefutability, but they seem fairly accurate overall.

        clear ether


      • June 7, 2016 at 10:04 am

        Some good guidelines, but as to “laws” or “rules” or “rules of law”, I have found that they are made to be broken, that the exception DISproves them, and the only absolute is that there are no absolutes. YMMV.

        One, three, and eight are most refutable, a debate for another day?

      • June 7, 2016 at 2:32 pm

        One- Would your nice neighbor who is a believing Christian be less nice if he were agnostic or atheist? Or is he a Christian because he finds that worldview most congenial himself?

        Three- there used to be kings who believed themselves to be “living gods”. Today, we have dictators who are convinced that there is no God but their own ambitions. In both cases they tend to inflict more misery on their own people and anyone else they can reach than even the average megalomaniac. The same can be said of “reform groups” who are in permanent “Only we know what is best for (Fill In The Blank)” mode. (Deep ecologists, etc.)

        Eight- Cultures define what is acceptable behavior within a social construct. In a tribalist culture, often killing anyone not of “the tribe” is defined as not merely acceptable, but mandatory. Hence the La Raza motto, “For the Race, everything; for those outside the Race, nothing”. The “Race” is not all “Hispanics”, but specifically “Hispanics” who adhere to La Raza’s worldview. Again, culture, not “race”.

        Those are just some examples. There are numerous others.

        As I said, by no means irrefutable. But as yet, I’ve seen no strong evidence against them.



      • June 7, 2016 at 4:40 pm

        You misunderstand my objections:

        One: Atheism IS a belief system, one that has resulted in far greater persecution and genocide than the other way around. If we agree on that, then we have no issue with this one.

        Three: See One. Whether the belief system centers on supernatural belief, divine knowledge, atheism, or self-worship, once evil acquires power over others it is irrelevant under which mantle the evil is done, and simply invoking the name of one or the other or claiming good intentions doesn’t make it less evil.

        Eight: Race, like other objective parameters, is not necessarily destiny in any preordained sense, but it IS objective, and often it is in practice destiny for those who are a part of it. But that is *because* of culture, i.e. religion, politics, guilt, self-loathing, or any other *subjective* parameter or *choice*, albeit often made under threat or pressure or duress, but still a choice, and as such is actually quite the opposite of any preordained destiny.

      • June 7, 2016 at 8:59 pm


        One; Agreed.

        Two; Agreed.

        Three; Agreed. Basically what I said, just phrased differently and in greater detail.

        All going back to the principle of free will. Progressives believe that only they should have it, because only they have The Good Facts and are Wise Enough To Make The Good Decisions.

        Somehow, they always end up killing a lot of innocent people.



      • June 7, 2016 at 9:58 pm

        eon, I had no doubt of general agreement.

        I guess, beyond my reflexive disdain for “laws” (the ultimate tool for those Wise Enough to force enactment of their Good Decisions), what threw me was the expression of culture as destiny, which I took to mean pre-destiny with the principle of free will removed. Thanks for clearing that up. Simpatico.

      • June 7, 2016 at 11:45 am

        Excellent post. Your rules sound like they were derived from a fine blending of Heinlein, “Doc” Smith, Larry Niven, and Jerry Pournelle.

      • June 7, 2016 at 2:20 pm

        Thank you. Actually, they’re based on my own observations, but definitely strongly influenced by the gentlemen you mentioned, plus H. Beam Piper, Eric Flint, and John Ringo.



      • June 7, 2016 at 6:03 pm
        John M.

        Master Diver beat me to it – are you sure “Eon’s Laws” aren’t from The Notebooks of Lazarus Long? They sure sound like it!

      • June 7, 2016 at 9:01 pm

        Nope. I don’t violate copyrights. 😉

        I’m sure others have said such things before, but this is my own version, all in one place, so to speak.



    • June 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm
      Old Codger

      A couple of oservations:

      Einstein is reputed to have defined insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” I have a good number of disagreements with Michael Savage but he is dead spot on when he says that Liberalism is a mental disorder.

      I have only one law I try to expound. “Nothing is impossible for the one who does not actually have to DO it.” Plus there is Chandramouli’s corollary: “Nothing is impossible to the one who does nothing.”

      • June 8, 2016 at 7:47 am

        Einstein is reputed to have defined insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
        But what about golf? Doing the same thing over and over, expecting the same results. 🙂

  • June 6, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    Socialism working will happen when a four hundred pound mother of twelve is able to decently wear size 00 low rise yoga pants.


    • June 7, 2016 at 2:46 am
      Too Tall

      Pass the mind bleach, please.

      • June 7, 2016 at 9:16 pm
        Pete in NC

        Here you go:
        You’re welcome! 🙂

      • June 7, 2016 at 10:16 pm

        Oh my God Pete, thanks a lot.

        It’s not bad enough my wife wants to relive her childhood on a South Georgia farm by having a pig, a goat, a donkey, and some chickens, now she wants a damn baby pachy!

      • June 7, 2016 at 11:15 pm

        While really cute when young, the bigger they get, the more they eat and poo. Might want to present her with a cost/rick analysis based on the average life span of the cute baby critter.

      • June 8, 2016 at 1:51 am
        Pete in NC

        Oops! 😉

    • June 7, 2016 at 7:58 am

      I saw that at WalMart.

      • June 7, 2016 at 1:24 pm

        The statement, or the 400 pound mother of twelve?

      • June 7, 2016 at 6:35 pm

        Socialism will never work.

        And the dynamics of a 400 pound mother of twelve decently wearing size 00 low rise yoga pants is physically impossible even with today’s modern fabrics. Tensile strength can hold only so much before failure ensues.

      • June 7, 2016 at 7:43 pm
        Old Codger

        Me, too. And the first thing that entered my mind was “Geez, Lady! Watch where you’re pointing that thing!”

        Once when working in-bound telemarketing, I “helped” a customer purchase 3 pair of size 5X spandex leggings (silver, white and international orange), 3 pair of size 5X control-top thongs (if you need control-top should you REALLY contemplate a thong? much less a SIZE 5X THONG!?) and 3 backless halter tops (this after helping order several bras in size 50-something triple letter). Just imagine a size 5X tush in a thong and silver spandex leggings with size 50-something triple letter boobies in a backless halter top!

      • June 7, 2016 at 11:38 pm
        B Woodman

        Oh, G-d, no. Pass the mind bleach, STAT!

  • June 7, 2016 at 12:25 am
    B Woodman

    Time for bed, but two words for now. “Cognative dissonance”. More later.

    • June 7, 2016 at 10:13 am

      BW, if that is to say cognitive dissonance is in any way related to the attitudes and behaviors of the zero, I would turn around Hanlon’s distinctly double-edged Razor to say that one should never attribute to illness that which is more easily and accurately attributed to pure evil.

      • June 7, 2016 at 10:29 am

        I agree 100%…it ain’t cognitive dissonance” it’s out and out hypocrisy and lies, lies, lies…

        As the ultimate National Socialist party hack Joseph Goebbels once said:

        “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

        Oh, and PS, yes I have been the pebble in Chris’s shoe about returning to the swimming hole…proud to do it!! 🙂

      • June 7, 2016 at 12:08 pm
        B Woodman

        (all us red blooded males appreciate your efforts, thank you)
        (and if Chris throws in naked Zed etc, the red blooded females will appreciate it too)

      • June 7, 2016 at 6:15 pm

        Let’s see. I voted and the thought of a unclothed Zed making an appearance works for me

    • June 7, 2016 at 10:25 am
      B Woodman

      “Cognitive dissonance”, the ability to hold two (or more) opposing and contradictory thoughts, and believe in both of them, and want to enforce both of them, at the same time.

      • June 7, 2016 at 12:18 pm

        That is the correct definition of the term although I see it used more correctly to describe the dissonance of public or societal concepts than personal struggles. But my point is that there is no contradiction in the thought processes and intents of people like BO and HC; their aims are clear and simple and their reasoning is self-evident, to wit, domination and destruction.

        Neuroscience in its compulsion to explain away all behaviors with pop-sci physical malfunctions seeks to supplant the metaphysical fact of numinous malevolence in all cases, but I can look into the soulless eyes of some like those two and see it for what it is…pure and simple evil, and I will make no excuse for them and give them no quarter in defending from them and destroying them before they destroy me and mine.

      • June 7, 2016 at 6:18 pm

        Would an judicious application of a Louisville Slugger cure the Cognitive dissonance that is affecting people?

      • June 7, 2016 at 8:27 pm

        I would have to say Yes. And No. ;p

      • June 8, 2016 at 8:02 am

        Depends on how judiciously it is applied.

  • June 7, 2016 at 12:43 am

    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength

    • June 7, 2016 at 11:46 am

      How many fingers do you WANT me to see?

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  • June 7, 2016 at 5:59 am
    Bill G

    I started to suggest that Obola is stuck in the past where the Old Media controlled the narrative, and that he does not understand that his words do come back to bite him.
    But at this point in time he just doesn’t care.
    In my most paranoid moments I start to wonder if he actually intends to push until there is a reaction from the people that will let him try to use the military.

    • June 7, 2016 at 7:05 am

      That has been the progressive endgame dream for decades. Provoking acts on the part of “The Enemy” that allows them to crush said enemy as bloodily as the Jacobins did their enemies in France during the Revolution.

      It’s less that it would be required for total power than that the progressives simply want to kill, to proclaim their Triumph in the most primitive, instinctual way possible. Plus of course the sheer sexual thrill of killing.

      Yes, for some people it is such a thrill. Serial killers are one example, and progressives often secretly (or not-so-secretly) admire them as they do other violent criminals. They see them much as Gilles de Rais saw himself; after sodomizing and then strangling and eviscerating a peasant boy, de Rais was prone to shouting, “NO OTHER MAN WOULD DARE TO DO WHAT I DO!” at the top of his lungs.

      Progressives admire violent criminals for being “transgressive”, and consider them “front-line soldiers in our war against the repressive society”. This is why they don’t want them incarcerated or punished, and do want them to be allowed to vote.

      They dream of being able to be like them. With the full power of government allowing them to command others to kill for them, without even having a reason other than their desire for blood and horror.

      The Roman coliseum is their ideal. And like the patricians there, they see Christians mainly as slaves to be killed in baroque and interesting ways for their amusement.

      While they toke, play with themselves, and gibber insanely. Imagining that they are creating Utopia.

      clear ether


      • June 7, 2016 at 7:58 am

        Dead on eon. Dead on.

      • June 7, 2016 at 11:48 am

        Perhaps Gharlane of Eddor isn’t just a character in a Space Opera!

        Zar Belk!

  • June 7, 2016 at 7:51 am

    That’s a biblical quote. I doubt that Obama knows it.

  • June 7, 2016 at 8:07 am

    Lies are truth.

    I still look at his life as one of intensely striving to extend Islam. That effort brings in everything.

    • June 7, 2016 at 11:21 am

      I have been reluctant to agree with the notion that Obama is a muslim, based on his behavior, if nothing else (including his bathhouse activity), but in the end it may be determined that it was either simply admiration for what islam allows muslims to “get away with”, or a matter of him practicing taqiyya. The way the creature enjoys playing golf and spending our money on himself and Moochelle, I’m sticking with “admiration”.

      • June 7, 2016 at 2:43 pm

        He’s basically in favor of anything “Eastern” and “mystical” due to his upbringing.

        Also, progressivism as a whole was born largely of the German Romantic movement, which idealized nature and was opposed to civilization, pining for a return to a natural state, an Eden, sans Christianity and other things which somehow prevented them from “communing” with Nature. They never had to “reject” Western rationalism because they never believed in it to begin with.

        The One embraces Islam because of the “enlightened, mystical” Eastern belief systems, it has been the most powerful in purely temporal terms. Mainly by conquest and bloodshed.

        His attacks on and betrayal of Arab leaders who sided with us was a result of this. To him, they had become “Westernized”, and had fallen from the True Faith, not of Islam but of Eastern mystical “enlightenment”. Therefore, they must be destroyed as an example to others.

        His behavior makes prefect sense within his world concept, once you understand that concept. It also becomes highly predictable for exactly the same reason.

        clear ether


      • June 7, 2016 at 3:44 pm

        Once you accept the fact that Islam allows the faithful to do anything (that they would not normally be allowed to do) to further it’s cause,you can accept that he’s been faking it just to get away with it.
        Think of it as covert operatives,or undercover cops,going along with illegal activity for the sole reason of eventual entrapment.
        I sincerely believe that he’s been lying and acting the part his whole adult life just to advance an un-American agenda,and half the country has bought into it.The America of my grandfather’s time is all but gone.

    • June 7, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      It is so wonderful so many getting it or seeing it on so many levels.
      knowledge of Islam will defeat it. it won’t be easy.

  • June 7, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    “BillF”…. he is and has been conducting his own personal private jihad and most are completely oblivious to it.

  • June 7, 2016 at 7:52 pm
    Old Codger

    Are you folks aware that a bill was introduced today to establish a “Ministry of Truth”? H.R. 5181 seeks a “whole-government approach without the bureaucratic restrictions” to counter “foreign disinformation and manipulation,” which they believe threaten the world’s “security and stability.” Ant the title of this most Orwellian of potential laws? Why non other than the “Countering Foreign Propaganda and Disinformation Act of 2016”.

    Look up H.R. 1581 if you doubt me.

    Oh, and the sponsor was a “Republican” from Illinois. Do they even HAVE real republicans in Illinois?

    • June 7, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      Yes. They get run out of the party as soon as they get noticed.


    • June 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
      Delilah T

      Which one was it?

      Are you aware of the bitch-slapping contest going on in Illinois right now, between Mayor Rahmbo and Gov. Rauner? There was a cartoon in the local paper a few weeks ago of Dan Madigan, sitting as his desk, grinning like the twisted, greedy creepazoid he is with a map of Illinois hanging on the wall behind him, and ‘MINE, MINE, MINE’ printed all over it.

      • June 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm

        I voted for and cheer Gov. Rauner on for the fight he is having with Mayor ‘Tiny Dancer’ and the Mad Speaker. I hope he stands firm to the end without accepting a bad compromise.

    • June 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      Well heck. Even the Libertarian party is gloalist shills now with no other intent than to defeat Trump.
      The VP nominee is a Yale Skull and Bones man, just like those bush’s and Kerry and so many more.

      Of course there would be no such thing as a Republican let to stay in the Republican Party in Illinois.

      They want to own all of the horses in the races. that way they win all of the time.

  • June 7, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Once again Obama lies. At various levels.

  • June 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
    Delilah T

    Leftnus are birdbrains. There – fixed it for you. No insult meant to real birds.

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