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  • April 16, 2015 at 8:29 pm
    Big Jim

    (houck….houck…. hoUOOK…..aack…ick….houOOK)

  • April 16, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    Oh, Lord have mercy! Why even bother inserting it? She hasn’t used that part in decades.

  • April 16, 2015 at 8:49 pm
    Grunt GI

    Maybe she has. Just not with men.


  • April 16, 2015 at 8:53 pm
    Cliff H

    About as useful as tits on a nun.

  • April 16, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    I was expecting the part to look more like a rusty old trap.

  • April 16, 2015 at 9:10 pm
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    …but it’s modular. Removable. I wonder if the foghorn shriek is, too?

  • April 16, 2015 at 9:19 pm

    Looks like an early model flux capacitor…..

  • April 16, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    Just PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY don’t be slapping on any dream sequences featuring “its” parts all together in the altogether.

  • April 16, 2015 at 11:11 pm
    B Woodman

    “exterminate! Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!!!”

  • April 16, 2015 at 11:14 pm
    B Woodman

    The socialist’s paradise, and everyone else’s hell.

  • April 16, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    I think of Hillary as being a Jack-in-the-Box. The spring is way to tightly wound and one day the head is going to pop.

  • April 16, 2015 at 11:17 pm
    Wayne M

    “Lady” and “Hillary” are two words rarely used in the same sentence…

    • April 17, 2015 at 7:19 am

      I think she actually forced all staff to call her “Lady Hillary”, as a warm-up for her first executive order.

  • April 16, 2015 at 11:23 pm

    So, when DID Skynet become self aware? Kill it with fire. NOW.

  • April 17, 2015 at 12:25 am

    “So, when DID Skynet become self aware? Kill it with fire. NOW.”

    Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure..

  • April 17, 2015 at 12:49 am

    Jan, are you functionally retarded, or has the atmosphere down south been causing cumulative brain damage??

    The RATS are going to be exterminated even WORSE this go-round. The Shrill Screaming Bitchbeast’s best outcome is to not DIE of a stroke

    • April 17, 2015 at 1:41 am

      >> The Shrill Screaming Bitchbeast’s best outcome is to not DIE of a stroke

      Best outcome for whom?

  • April 17, 2015 at 12:53 am

    Bit off the subject here, but I saw (for the first time) Jo Ling Kent on FOX news.

    Kind of thought I was seeing a living (physical only) embodiment of Skye. Sort of…

  • April 17, 2015 at 2:26 am
    Mister B

    A cross between a transistor radio and a veal cutlet. With apologies to “Archer”.

  • April 17, 2015 at 3:47 am

    “it’s a floor wax”

    “NO, it’s a dessert topping!”

  • April 17, 2015 at 6:00 am
    Bill G

    This is not the droid we have been searching for.

  • April 17, 2015 at 6:51 am

    If the red-and-blue “H” is her campaign symbol, it’s even creepier than The One’s. Especially with that arrow incorporated. (“Vorwarts”?)



  • April 17, 2015 at 8:04 am

    I still think her logo looks like a plane flying into towers.

  • April 17, 2015 at 8:04 am
    Big Jim

    Arrow should be pointing to the Left.

  • April 17, 2015 at 8:05 am
    Big Jim

    And it is….

    • April 17, 2015 at 11:03 am

      I depends on your point of view.

      • April 17, 2015 at 11:05 am

        “It” not “I”

  • April 17, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Chris, thanks so much for the gift package! Some of the items reminded me that you operate all year on a once-a-year fund drive, so now is the perfect time to remind me and the others here when the next one will be…gotta keep this boat afloat, ya’ll!

    As to today’s installment, I’m assuming the “62%” refers to the automatic tally for the XX “ladyparts” chromosome? Man, add that to the 92% of gimmees that Romney spoke of (one thing he got right), and we can just coronate Lady H right now…we are so fucked.

    • April 17, 2015 at 1:23 pm
      Chris Muir

      June 1st is the next one! And yes, on the 62%

      • April 17, 2015 at 1:54 pm

        Got that everybody? June 1 everybody get ready to drop a buck or fifty in the jar, which btw unlike other blegs gets you some very cool and very saucy swag IIRC!

        And for those that think Hillz debatable femininity won’t get her far should consider the microcosm of my tiny (under 100K pop.) FL county, where in ’04 the first and only female (also debatable) sheriff ever elected in the state without following a dead husband garnered more than 60% of the vote in a place with over 60% registered R’s, and was the only D to be elected in spite of the vastly superior qualifications of her R opponent.

        The only reason was gender, much like O’s only qualification is race. You’d think the wingtip faction of the R’s would take note of that plus demographics and get a good Hispanic/female/black ticket together. And we have some good ones on our side; we want a tight con ticket but in these times of perception ruling over substance, it might be the only way something other than Hildy (or Elizabitch W. , shudder) can get a shot.

      • April 17, 2015 at 2:05 pm

        Which is why no one should count her out.
        I’ve been trying to ignore that fact, along with the fact of the old establishment R’s desire to support the progressive agenda, and the progressives’ control of the vote counting, makes it quite possible she will be the next leader of the once-free world.

  • April 17, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    Hillary’s 2016 campaign slogan:

    “We don’t need no stinkin’ male genitalia!”

    • April 17, 2015 at 2:50 pm
      Ming the Merciless

      What difference does it make anyway? On both seaboards, populated by hordes of emasculated trannies, the “voters” are aching for queer…they’ve had Barry Hussein, now they want kankles…

  • April 17, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    I think Hillary can be defeated in 2016. The GOP has too many very well qualified candidates if you throw out Jeb Bush. I say Ted Cruz and Scott Walker. UC class of 1976,

  • April 17, 2015 at 4:22 pm
    John Greer

    Chris, is there a reason you don’t have a vote button for Top Web Comics?
    It might recruit some new blood before the next drive.

  • April 17, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    The Clintons have been bought and paid for on matters since before the Chinese accelerated their space effort by decades.
    The Clinton Foundation is the bag man.
    Chelsea will be the social host for many reasons.
    Good Democrats. This is what Democrats have done since forever. It has been taken to new highs and radicals have taken over the pork disbursement. The people have voted to end it, but too many of those they voted for have been bought and paid for, or compromised.
    However Hillary has been built is how she will act. The female parts are part of her story and construct. The “Ladyparts” module has a purpose. People voted unthinkingly for black to be ‘proper.’ Many will vote for “female” “ladyparts” to again be historic and proper. They “Know” that they are doing right and doing the right thing. The destruction if she succeeds will be even more catastrophic than has recently done to us.

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