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  • May 16, 2023 at 12:20 am

    6 hours would definitely NOT be enough time.

    • May 16, 2023 at 8:31 am
      Professor Ronin

      Perhaps if the first fifteen minutes involved a good beating?

  • May 16, 2023 at 12:31 am

    Today I was briefly behind an SUV with many stickers on its rump.

    Two that stuck out to me were one that said, “stop banning abortions” directly above one with flowery words saying, “be kind.”

    My poor brain stripped a gear.

    • May 16, 2023 at 7:58 am
      The 300

      Yeah, twenty years ago I was behind some rusty clunker that had a “Hate is not a family value” sticker next to a “Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot” sticker. That’s when I pointed out to my sons that when you see lefty bumper stickers on cars, the cars are usually total crapboxes.

  • May 16, 2023 at 12:53 am

    Only one label that really matters…

    The threat is global, implementation is imminent…

    • May 16, 2023 at 11:33 am

      Looks like we’ll have a new market for US ag products once they maladminister their “dream”.
      I’m old enough to remember when we were selling wheat to the USSR measured in _millions_ of tons.

      • May 16, 2023 at 7:24 pm

        Can’t sell (or eat) what you can’t grow, and that’s the “implementation” referenced. It ain’t the 1970’s anymore.

  • May 16, 2023 at 12:54 am

    Here in Left Coast Southern California … not too long ago I saw a wimpy looking Prius-like hybrid with the COEXIST sticker along with an END THE DEATH PENALTY sticker, among several others.

    So … the immediate question then becomes, how in the hell are we supposed to coexist with psychopathic serial killers?!?

    Maybe, like that young Marine Veteran on the NYC subway, we have to take things into our own hands …

  • May 16, 2023 at 12:55 am

    A bit off topic here, but……Must give the devil his due. Those who have attempted to survive within the frigid bounds of a Tax-a-two-shits winter, and its annual flooding of the roads with copious amounts of corrosive winter salt, will understand that sometimes those damn stickers are the only thing that’s keeping the rusty fenders from falling off the car.

    If there’s a sticker covered car with a Mass. plate in Texas there’s a good chance it’s some left-wing liberal arts major still taking classes a a college in Austin at the age of forty five.

  • May 16, 2023 at 12:55 am

    Damn they are not even pretending to hide it…

    Don’t know what label to put on that except maybe “sworn enemy”.

    • May 16, 2023 at 1:45 am

      In the old days, the media, though still biased, would actually investigate and report, as breaking a big story was more important that their political bias. In that atmosphere, it wasn’t impossible, but a lot harder for the DemonRat politicians to hide their corruption. And the average voter actually held their own party accountable!

  • May 16, 2023 at 1:25 am

    we deal with ’em in NH all the time. let them shop without having a sales tax and they leave. they can”t stand the Free Staters, so most don’t stay any longer than that.

  • May 16, 2023 at 5:03 am
    Angry Webmaster

    Minor correction. It’s spelled “Masshole” not “Masswhole.”

    They can be spotted moving in herds at shopping malls and NH State liquor stores along the Mass/NH border, usually led by one of the more leftist loons from the State Legislature.

    The “Leaders of the herd” can be identified by the special license plates they’re issued to show the world that they are one of the “Ruling Elites”.

    (No sales taxes in NH and the booze is cheaper)

  • May 16, 2023 at 6:38 am
    cb ~
    • May 16, 2023 at 8:11 am

      The locust thing happens every couple years over there. The bugs come out after the spring rains. Pretty sure Mecca got hit by locusts and roaches in 2019 and maybe 2020 too.

      • May 16, 2023 at 11:38 am

        So, after centuries of this they still can’t take a hint?

  • May 16, 2023 at 6:44 am


    They show that same attitude in the Lakes Region during the summer and the White Mountains during the winter. What do you expect from Flatlanders?

  • May 16, 2023 at 7:24 am
    Shooter 2.5

    Positively brilliant. I was driving during the election months and noticed the liberal stickers on a couple of cars. I didn’t get close to read all of them but noticed they didn’t know how to drive. One was hung up on a curb trying to get around a standing bus. The other was driving really slow on the highway and weaving all over the lane. I consider it a warning like “Student Driver”.

    • May 16, 2023 at 11:39 am

      Or drunk.

  • May 16, 2023 at 7:33 am
    William Henry

    My oldest daughter lives in Connecticut ( unfortunately ) and they’ve referred to anybody from Massachusetts that way for years.

  • May 16, 2023 at 7:38 am
    Bill G

    Ayuh, they’ll throw insulting labels at anyone and everyone who isn’t completely following the (latest version of) The Narrative. But slapping an accurate label on one from their side ignites the full mob.

    • May 16, 2023 at 8:31 am
      Deplorable MAGA Mutt-PaulS

      So would a flame thrower. Though that would just cause more toxic pollution. LOL

  • May 16, 2023 at 8:27 am

    More than 4 bumper stickers? Minimum 80% chance of a flaming liberal.

  • May 16, 2023 at 8:57 am
    Glypto Dropem

    I was born a Masshole and lived most of my life in Kommiecticut. I feel more at home and have more in common with the good folks down south or out west than in this northeast Commie enclave!

    If it were only up to me I would have left 30 years ago, but the wife refuses to leave. I have told her that if she goes first, in between making her funeral arrangements, I will list the house and have a giant moving sale, taking only what fits in a single box truck.

    • May 16, 2023 at 10:51 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      I have a similar history. Raised between Mass & Va.
      Lots of teenage good times in Masshole. Concerts (and other foolish things that teens do)
      But today? I’d go back for a HS reunion, a ride on the MBTA, and a visit to the family neighborhood….but after that, back west where I belong.
      (I would have to be careful. I’d be carrying everywhere, and IIRC, Masshole is gun phobic/hoplophobic)

      • May 16, 2023 at 10:53 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        (NB: this was Mass hole in the late 60s-early 70s)

      • May 16, 2023 at 10:56 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        Our slogan for our HS graduation 1971 was “69 plus 2 cents tax”.
        Ahhhh, good times.

  • May 16, 2023 at 9:50 am

    One of my favorite stickers as the Zero inflicted his carnage was,

    “Health Care Is A Human Right”

    That is so far beyond logic and reason that there is just no point in engaging to discuss or correct; too late and too far gone.

  • May 16, 2023 at 10:41 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    It’s “Mass-hole” (hyphen optional, but added for effect)
    not “Mass-whole”. Why add the “w”?

  • May 16, 2023 at 12:31 pm

    Massholes from Taxachusetts was the full reference when I lived in NH but worked in MA.

    • May 16, 2023 at 4:41 pm

      Less catchy but far more historically damning is,

      “The cradle and the grave of Liberty”.

      • May 17, 2023 at 2:23 am

        The state gun association used to hold rallies/demonstrations at the statehouse gates almost every year. If you ended up at the rear of the rally, you’d be standing on the red-white-and-blue paint lines on the pavement that marked the far end of the “Freedom Trail.” I used to enjoy welcoming all the tourists walking the Trail with, “Thanks for walking the Freedom Trail. You are now at the statehouse, where both the trail and your freedom ends.”

  • May 16, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    The quick to label everyone else is constantly virtue signaling/labeling themselves in word and deed. They pack lines of many emojis after their sign-ins. They think they are signaling they are “better” than anyone else.

  • May 16, 2023 at 11:41 pm

    Why limit it to a single state? North of Tennessee and East of Denver makes ’em all Damyankees!



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