He’s All Woman.
America, Forever.


  • July 17, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    One of the best lines ever,from a movie.Never compromise,winning is best.

  • July 17, 2015 at 10:30 pm

    “Krosh dem Rinos”

    Sounds like a fun game. First we gotta call ’em out. From the following list, name dem Rinos!


    I got six Rinos, two nutballs, two snowballs (as in chances in hell), two powder kegs, and three might be worth a shit if the spotlight doesn’t melt ’em too soon. I looked hard, but Ronnie wasn’t there.

    What about ya’ll?

    • July 18, 2015 at 1:00 pm

      I am reminded why I haven’t watched TV since 1987: that muslim-loving tub of pig manure Christie is running, along with that used-condom whack-job Graham?

      And the lez Clinton – who has as little to show for her time in .gov as the zebra in office now? (Is it true that the last issue of Newsweek admitted the zebra was a bad, racist choice?)

      Go ahead and give it a try, but I’m telling you we aren’t voting our way out of this with the ballot box, folks. The .gov deck of cards has been stacked against us, and all the cards are jokers.

  • July 17, 2015 at 11:33 pm
    Morgul Lord

    The quote used in the movie is originally attributed to Genghis Khan. Who knew quite a bit about winning.

    • July 18, 2015 at 8:42 am
      • July 18, 2015 at 11:28 am

        One day in the pavilion at Karakorum he asked an officer of the Mongol guard what, in all the world, could bring the greatest happiness.
        “The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you,” responded the officer after a little thought, ” and a falcon on your wrist to start up hares.”
        “Nay,” responded the Khan, “…to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best.”

        Also a pretty good illustration of the difference between the guy at the point of the spear, and the guy who throws it.

  • July 17, 2015 at 11:39 pm
    Spin Drift

    Two thoughts:

    Trump gets to be the stalking horse on issues like immigration and the economy.

    And Bernie Sanders is dragging Hillary to the left.

    Where are we in six months?

    Spin Drift
    War Eagle
    Hold Fast

    • July 18, 2015 at 12:13 am
      Ming the Merciless

      In six months? Trump heading for the White House(another stooge for islam)
      China invade Nepal and India just to quell home riots after current financial collapse.
      Putin’s mafia take over Belarusia and most of Ukraine for the same reason…
      Europe’s failed bail out of Greece trigger revolt and Euro’s collapse as the US$ hit ten EU to one buck…Daesh-Isis wipe out the Kurds and invade Iran with Turkey’s help…
      Thing is these guesses are not long shots but very probable outcomes of current crisis.

  • July 18, 2015 at 12:46 am
    B Woodman

    Gotta admit, when scanning through the guide on the tv, I ocassionally get the two Conans mixed up.

  • July 18, 2015 at 3:59 am

    Yo, Bill. Wrong “Conehead the Barbituate”.

  • July 18, 2015 at 5:55 am
    Kip Allen

    Chris, ever get any feedback from either Sam Elliott or Bill Whittle?

    • July 18, 2015 at 7:49 am
      Mick Baker

      I think Bill has been sick this past week (as in ‘in hospital sick’) – he might not be aware of his inclusion.

    • July 18, 2015 at 8:52 am
      Chris Muir

      Bill nicely called out on fb, didn’t know he was sick.No Sam Elliott,c’mon! The DD club will deal with public figures, so actual contact w/same is unlikely.If they ever do, I’ll let y’all know,heh.

  • July 18, 2015 at 6:16 am
    Bill G

    Lots of crushing needed.

  • July 18, 2015 at 7:41 am

    Right on its face, this is one of the most hilarious you’ve ever penned, Chris. Dry, subtle, with a sweet finish. Well done.

  • July 18, 2015 at 12:37 pm
    Delilah T

    Just curious – is Zed or anyone standing guard at the local Armed Forces Recruiting office?

  • July 18, 2015 at 1:17 pm
    Spin Drift

    Is Mr. Elliot holding a side by side? One of the classic American double traps made by Ithaca, Fox, Parker, Winchester, L.C. Smith, Remington or Lefever? If so then great choice.

    Spin Drift
    War Damn Eagle
    Hold Fast
    Molon Labe

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