Day By Day


  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    “Chocolate, vanilla, or Rocky Rococo……I meant road.”

    Maybe not the exact quote, but close enough I hope for all you Firesign Theater fans out there.

    • nonncom

      Or a nice, steaming heap of grote clusters…

    • Oldarmourer

      I hadn’t heard that in years, used to play it regularly when I had a radio program 😉
      It’s all coming back to me now, like a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist..

  • Too Tall

    The last time Skye was a cheerleader, it didn’t work out so well for her IIRC.

    Matter of fact, I think Naomi volunteered to Sam to go and balance the scales of karma. Sam wisely refused the offer.

  • Red’s insistent pressing of flesh on old Zed’s six-pack reminded me that I had forgotten the long and sassy comment thread that came with that five-year-old link to the Double Down club yesterday, including Pamela’s inspirational portrait…

    Which, after I warned her off of Zed, engendered this response:

    “Zed is perfectly safe. Redheads don’t poach from other Redheads.”

    That whole exchange is worth going back and re-reading…both for Pam’s super-sexiness and to consider the world then that we thought was falling apart, compared to now when it is in pieces.

    • Pamela

      Looking is ok. Touching and other things is No Go territory.

      • Halley

        (insert enigmatically/existentially sad emoji)

        • Too Tall

    • Halley

      ; )

  • ExNuke

    Relax Chris, It doesn’t matter if you are a day or a week late starting your fundraiser. We, your fans, are going to support you and make sure we get your take on the state of the states, life, important things (and boobies), even if we have to borrow the money. Have we ever let you down?

  • steveb919

    Chris I will wait one more day.

  • Pete231

    I’d bet my ass on a pair like that !

  • Pete231

    I’d say she’s asking for a really positive response with a pair like that…….

  • Bill G

    “Frikkin’ tech” Ah, so … and once again we see the truth of the ancients, when it was said “To err is human; to really screw things up, you need a computer.”

    • Punta Gorda

      Actually.. a democrat

  • Punta Gorda

    That’s easy.

    12 year olds.

  • CaptDMO

    Fundraiser blah blah blah….
    At THIS level blah blah blah…
    Is the address at the bottom still a reasonable USPS snail mail drop?

  • Pamela

    Maybe He’ll ask if her hair smells nice and he has something she can lick…

  • Halley

    Vanilla ice cream – racist
    Chocolate ice cream – racist
    Peach ice cream – sexist

    • Henry

      I won’t even guess what Oreo ice cream is.

      • pyrodice

        Executive Dysfunction.

  • Kv

    Dear me, PTox, does this categorize us??
    “My name is Rocky Rococo…at your cervix, Madam.”

    • Browncoat57

      Firesign Theater? Yes… Yes it does.

  • TreHammer

    Looks like Zed is up against it.

  • Buck

    May I see your passport please . . .

  • Browncoat57

    “I’m your Ice Cream Man, stop me when I’m passin’ by…” DLR

  • Grunt GI

    Heh, can’t wait to see what epic toon you come up with to best represent “frikkin tech!” 🙂

    Maybe some more Jo…..

    I was kinda bummed…really looking forward to whatever surprises you had in store..but hey…you can’t hurry ‘trons.

  • James/G


    Someone hacked JBS, a major Beef supplier. Five processing plants shut down, 20% of beef supplies stopped.

    Some consider this a direct result of Colonial Pipeline paying off their attackers…