Day By Day


  • JTC

    Wait a minute…we are her life-force?

    As I recall, it took a village to kill that monster. This one too. Let it be.

    • Ozymandias

      Yes. The Hildebeast must feast upon the blood of the living.

  • Poppa_T

    Hi Chris, excellent toon as usual. I’m sure you have answered this question before but I must have missed your answer. I had set up a revolving payment to you through paypal and it was canceled. How do I get you the cash I owe you now that the fund raiser is over? Apologies for the tardiness of my inquiry.

  • Kafiroon

    Now I need to go look at previous days of DBD just to get that story out of my head.

    • Greg B

      Just stare at the second frame.
      See? All better 🙂

  • WayneM

    The creature envisioned by Mary Shelley was powerful but far less scary than the Hildebeast…

  • Spin Drift

    A hat tip to Gene, “My what Knockers!” may he rest in piece. As to the Hildabeast, It must have taken 1.21 jiggawatts to power through all the bull shit the media has been shoveling these low many years.


    • Bill G

      Ayuh. In Ms. Shelley’s saga it was Dr. Frankenstein who was the real monster. And in the ‘toon here we have other real monsters depicted as both Mad Scientist and Evil Assistant.
      Beautifully done.

  • rickn8or

    Sam and H->illary!… Beauty and The Beast.

  • Pamela

    Power through. Hmm. Could a tightly, locally contained EMP burn out her power sources and support systems, there by disrupting any chance for the monster construct to be resurrected?

    • JTC

      Seems a little technical for a country boy. But a couple three of tightly patterned internally deposited 1/3-1/2″ FMJ would def take out support systems and disrupt the fuck out of things…might need to be silver.

      • Greg B

        Horrible ballistics with silver.
        Now, a .45 hollow point with a silver ball in the tip, MHI style, now yer talkin’!

      • Pamela

        Gentlemen Please

        It’s not worth the powder, brass or silver. I’m thinking more of an environmentally friendly solution. Once the systems are fried, having the components melted down and mixed in with other recycled items to make something useful.
        Such as manhole covers for the sewer clean outs.

        • Greg B

          Well gosh. Where’s the fun in that? 🙂

          • Wood

            I’d be too afraid that launching her remains into the sun would kill the sun! Or blow up in the atmosphere, spreading her disease over the entire earth.

        • Old Codger

          But, Pamela, is that really fair to the other ingredients? Also, since people do, on occasion, walk or drive over manhole covers, would you trust a cast iron manhole cover so adulterated? I wouldn’t.

          • Pamela

            I was thinking bronze

    • Tom

      Same natural power source as used for power in 1955.

    • interventor

      One blackmarket Russian EMF grenade should suffice.

    • Old Codger

      There’s a website with plans and instructions for turning a microwave oven into a portable EMP generator.

  • Neil Frandsen

    Actually, the best punnishment, for Bill & Hillary; Obama & Michelle, would be all 4 of them live to past 100 years, with their ears quickly losing sound-sensing capability. Knowing they are having to watch the USA recover from too much Progressive Democratic Applications is a Glorious Wish, eh?

    • Each in solitary, save for the 24 hour news broadcasts?

      • JTC

        I’d be good with the news if it’s Fox or a new better real deal news channel…you know the lamestream will continue their mourning and memorials forever.

        But not in solitary and definitely not deaf. The four of them together listening only to that news channel and each other in perpetuity…or until they Can’t Handle the Truth and kill themselves and/or each other.

        • JTC

          Oh, and served only Moo’s Healthy School Lunches every single day.

    • MasterDiver

      I would wish three things upon them:
      1. Immortality
      2. Immobility
      3. Insomnia

      Zar Belk!

  • Ryk E Lee

    Is it just me or does Igor resemble Paul Ryan?

    • Bill G

      I thought was thinking Steamboat Johnnie, but you’re right. It’s Ryan assisting Soros.

  • Bill G

    It’s quite true that nothing animates the left as much as resistance.
    And speaking of which, I wonder how much resistance her Animatronic frame has to 220.

    • Kafiroon

      110-120 has killed far more people. Maybe a wet stage and a wired mike instead of cordless…

  • Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Paul Ryan as Eye-Gore. Perfect!


    Should have thrown in Harry Reid as Marty Feldman’s pop-eyed I-gor character.

    • PaulS

      Harry lost an eye to his exercise machine, making the pop-eyed reference a little bit cruel.

      Well done!

      • JW

        I heard ole’ Harry hasn’t paid any taxes since 2006. Still scamming the system.

  • BillM

    Melt it down into manhole covers?

    nah. Use the components to cast/fabricate urinals.

    • Solaratov

      No way I’m stickin’ my Johnson in that!

  • NanGee

    Where’s Bill in the scenario? Do we think Bill is the power behind the throne, or the court jester wheeled in to replace her during emergencies (like Hannibal Lecter and his mask)? Speaking of wizened muscles and grasping hands.

    • interventor

      More likely, Woodrow Wilson scenario. Except Bill fills in for his wife. Wilson, nasty old racist prog.

  • Please note: the dollar cost of a single round is too high. The Old Bat isn’t worth it.

    Far better for her to watch everything slip-sliding away, beyond her control. I have seen crazy denial but she takes the grand championship for it. Her batteries are running out. Reality is going to be a very harsh thing for her to swallow.

  • “It’s just a jump to the left…”

  • KenH

    If you saw the thing last night, the face alone tells you even she knows she’s DEAD MEAT. Won’t quit though. Shame. Guess just have to keep the good booze when she dies at the debate podium. Or screaming at the results and her head explodes….

  • Well, this comes on top of those ‘splosions (NYC, north Jersey) and a mall (MN) attack yesterday, and the denial about it that fell right into place in the media. Just how far into borderline psychosis are these people, that they refuse to admit terrorism is at work in this country?

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