Stay Deplorable, my Friends.


  • September 17, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Wait a minute…we are her life-force?

    As I recall, it took a village to kill that monster. This one too. Let it be.

    • September 17, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      Yes. The Hildebeast must feast upon the blood of the living.

  • September 17, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    Hi Chris, excellent toon as usual. I’m sure you have answered this question before but I must have missed your answer. I had set up a revolving payment to you through paypal and it was canceled. How do I get you the cash I owe you now that the fund raiser is over? Apologies for the tardiness of my inquiry.

  • September 17, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Now I need to go look at previous days of DBD just to get that story out of my head.

    • September 17, 2016 at 11:22 pm
      Greg B

      Just stare at the second frame.
      See? All better 🙂

  • September 17, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    The creature envisioned by Mary Shelley was powerful but far less scary than the Hildebeast…

  • September 17, 2016 at 11:43 pm
    Spin Drift

    A hat tip to Gene, “My what Knockers!” may he rest in piece. As to the Hildabeast, It must have taken 1.21 jiggawatts to power through all the bull shit the media has been shoveling these low many years.


    • September 18, 2016 at 6:05 am
      Bill G

      Ayuh. In Ms. Shelley’s saga it was Dr. Frankenstein who was the real monster. And in the ‘toon here we have other real monsters depicted as both Mad Scientist and Evil Assistant.
      Beautifully done.

  • September 17, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    Sam and H->illary!… Beauty and The Beast.

  • September 18, 2016 at 12:41 am

    Power through. Hmm. Could a tightly, locally contained EMP burn out her power sources and support systems, there by disrupting any chance for the monster construct to be resurrected?

    • September 18, 2016 at 12:56 am

      Seems a little technical for a country boy. But a couple three of tightly patterned internally deposited 1/3-1/2″ FMJ would def take out support systems and disrupt the fuck out of things…might need to be silver.

      • September 18, 2016 at 1:09 am
        Greg B

        Horrible ballistics with silver.
        Now, a .45 hollow point with a silver ball in the tip, MHI style, now yer talkin’!

      • September 18, 2016 at 1:20 am

        Gentlemen Please

        It’s not worth the powder, brass or silver. I’m thinking more of an environmentally friendly solution. Once the systems are fried, having the components melted down and mixed in with other recycled items to make something useful.
        Such as manhole covers for the sewer clean outs.

      • September 18, 2016 at 1:48 am
        Greg B

        Well gosh. Where’s the fun in that? 🙂

      • September 18, 2016 at 8:11 am

        I’d be too afraid that launching her remains into the sun would kill the sun! Or blow up in the atmosphere, spreading her disease over the entire earth.

      • September 18, 2016 at 2:04 pm
        Old Codger

        But, Pamela, is that really fair to the other ingredients? Also, since people do, on occasion, walk or drive over manhole covers, would you trust a cast iron manhole cover so adulterated? I wouldn’t.

      • September 18, 2016 at 8:32 pm

        I was thinking bronze

    • September 18, 2016 at 2:41 am

      Same natural power source as used for power in 1955.

    • September 18, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      One blackmarket Russian EMF grenade should suffice.

    • September 18, 2016 at 2:06 pm
      Old Codger

      There’s a website with plans and instructions for turning a microwave oven into a portable EMP generator.

  • September 18, 2016 at 2:01 am
    Neil Frandsen

    Actually, the best punnishment, for Bill & Hillary; Obama & Michelle, would be all 4 of them live to past 100 years, with their ears quickly losing sound-sensing capability. Knowing they are having to watch the USA recover from too much Progressive Democratic Applications is a Glorious Wish, eh?

    • September 18, 2016 at 3:41 am

      Each in solitary, save for the 24 hour news broadcasts?

      • September 18, 2016 at 11:34 am

        I’d be good with the news if it’s Fox or a new better real deal news channel…you know the lamestream will continue their mourning and memorials forever.

        But not in solitary and definitely not deaf. The four of them together listening only to that news channel and each other in perpetuity…or until they Can’t Handle the Truth and kill themselves and/or each other.

      • September 18, 2016 at 11:35 am

        Oh, and served only Moo’s Healthy School Lunches every single day.

    • September 18, 2016 at 6:40 am

      I would wish three things upon them:
      1. Immortality
      2. Immobility
      3. Insomnia

      Zar Belk!

  • September 18, 2016 at 4:52 am
    Ryk E Lee

    Is it just me or does Igor resemble Paul Ryan?

    • September 18, 2016 at 6:08 am
      Bill G

      I thought was thinking Steamboat Johnnie, but you’re right. It’s Ryan assisting Soros.

  • September 18, 2016 at 6:11 am
    Bill G

    It’s quite true that nothing animates the left as much as resistance.
    And speaking of which, I wonder how much resistance her Animatronic frame has to 220.

    • September 18, 2016 at 8:35 am

      110-120 has killed far more people. Maybe a wet stage and a wired mike instead of cordless…

  • September 18, 2016 at 7:55 am
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Paul Ryan as Eye-Gore. Perfect!

  • September 18, 2016 at 7:56 am

    Should have thrown in Harry Reid as Marty Feldman’s pop-eyed I-gor character.

    • September 18, 2016 at 9:26 am

      Harry lost an eye to his exercise machine, making the pop-eyed reference a little bit cruel.

      Well done!

      • September 18, 2016 at 10:02 am

        I heard ole’ Harry hasn’t paid any taxes since 2006. Still scamming the system.

  • September 18, 2016 at 10:31 am

    Melt it down into manhole covers?

    nah. Use the components to cast/fabricate urinals.

    • September 18, 2016 at 10:52 am

      No way I’m stickin’ my Johnson in that!

  • September 18, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    Where’s Bill in the scenario? Do we think Bill is the power behind the throne, or the court jester wheeled in to replace her during emergencies (like Hannibal Lecter and his mask)? Speaking of wizened muscles and grasping hands.

    • September 18, 2016 at 12:32 pm

      More likely, Woodrow Wilson scenario. Except Bill fills in for his wife. Wilson, nasty old racist prog.

  • September 18, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Please note: the dollar cost of a single round is too high. The Old Bat isn’t worth it.

    Far better for her to watch everything slip-sliding away, beyond her control. I have seen crazy denial but she takes the grand championship for it. Her batteries are running out. Reality is going to be a very harsh thing for her to swallow.

  • September 18, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    “It’s just a jump to the left…”

  • September 18, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    If you saw the thing last night, the face alone tells you even she knows she’s DEAD MEAT. Won’t quit though. Shame. Guess just have to keep the good booze when she dies at the debate podium. Or screaming at the results and her head explodes….

  • September 18, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Well, this comes on top of those ‘splosions (NYC, north Jersey) and a mall (MN) attack yesterday, and the denial about it that fell right into place in the media. Just how far into borderline psychosis are these people, that they refuse to admit terrorism is at work in this country?

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