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  • January 21, 2015 at 12:22 am
    B Woodman

    Anyway. . . . .
    I would have paid GOOD money to watch Wade hog tie two Gubbment hogs. Pull up the chair, popcorn, and drinks of choice.
    BUt now, like the dog that caught the parked car, what do you do with ’em?
    I, personally, would have a BBQ, “long pork”, ya know? Eat ’em? Never. Possibility of too many systemic toxins. But they’s be BBQ’d none-the-less, never to molest anyone else ever again.
    (And from a budgetary standpoint, it would save the Gubbment money. Wouldn’t it?)

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:27 am
    B Woodman

    To quote one of my favorite children’s books, “Where The Wild Things Are”,
    “And now”, cried Max, “Let the wild rumpus start!”

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:29 am

    I knew it would be quick, but I would have wanted to watch!

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:29 am
    Grunt GI

    Hmmm..didn’t Joni Ernst castrate hogs?

    Just sayin’…Wade could make ’em squeal like a pig.

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:33 am

    Strip em naked, tie em to face and tell them it’s ten miles to the highway so they better start putting one foot in front of the other…

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:45 am
    Wayne M

    Hogtied? How undignified for those poor DHS dudes… bwahahaha!!!

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:46 am

    The car is a bigger problem…

    • January 21, 2015 at 5:00 am

      Park that along the road and some Beaner will steal it.

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:53 am
    David M

    Honestly, I want to hear more about how we can take control over our govt. again…

  • January 21, 2015 at 1:40 am

    The best thing for Wade to do would be to call the sheriff and report that he caught two men who claim to be Federal officials trespassing on his property without a warrant, and would he please send someone to deal with the trespassers.
    If they aren’t carrying a search warrant or arrest warrant and aren’t in hot pursuit, they have no right to be on his land, right?

  • January 21, 2015 at 1:57 am
    Chaplain Tim
  • January 21, 2015 at 2:04 am
    Chris Muir

    Just click on the toon, it’ll take you to Amazon.

  • January 21, 2015 at 2:06 am

    So who is this Terence J. Mason and what’s the book? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • January 21, 2015 at 11:41 am
      Bad Cyborg

      Follow Chaplain Tim’s link or the one Chris put in the comic and find out for yourself. Excellent book. Worth whatever you pay for it. Oh, and you should also read L. Neil Smith’s essay “Why Did It Have To Be Guns?” (which Terrence Mason references in his discussion of the 2nd Amendment) while you’re at it. Find it here: Perfect litmus test for a politician for MY money.

      Thanks, Chris, for being such a voracious reader and for sharing your insights and sources with us. First “Evolutionary Psychology” and now “No Loopholes”. Insightfull and thought-provoking both. You ARE DA MAN, Chris, no ifs, ands, buts, or maybes!

  • January 21, 2015 at 6:47 am
    Bill G

    I’d second Shonkin’s answer – turn them over to the Sheriff, who likely has no liking for feds.
    And I like the way the whole toon is the link to the book, I’ll show my ignorance by admitting I didn’t know that could be done.

  • January 21, 2015 at 7:54 am
    Gideon Reed

    May I suggest Wade inquire of Rep Joni Ernst. Mucho experience in that field of

  • January 21, 2015 at 8:10 am
    B Woodman

    Nah. I like my solution better. Make them “disappear”.
    “Dead men tell no tales.”
    “The best way to keep a secret between two people is to make sure one of them is dead.”
    Sound advice learned from my mom & dad.
    But this is Chris’ ‘toon. Patience is. . . . .

    • January 21, 2015 at 9:17 am
      Larry J

      As they say out West, “Shoot’em, shovel’em, and shut up.”

      • January 21, 2015 at 6:05 pm
        B Woodman

        Three of the four Esses (S’s)
        The first is Suppress(or) (after all, don’t want to disturb the neighbors with a lot of gunfire and other noise).

  • January 21, 2015 at 11:48 am
    Bad Cyborg

    I hope Wade stripped ’em down to their BVDs and pointed ’em back the way they came. Then I hope he called Zed to come pick him up in town when he drove the car to the nearest Stop-N-Rob where he left it (doors locked of course).

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    Just read the Amazon preview sample of “No Loopholes…” great stuff! This should be required reading in every home school and high school civics class. I bet Mr. Mason gets a BIG spike in ebook orders after today!!!

  • January 21, 2015 at 12:18 pm
    Unca Walt

    Chris, ya made me spit my coffee!!


  • January 21, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Hogtied. How appropriate. I like it.

    Reserve deadly defenses for deadly offenses, then you can face the judge (and the Judge) with a clear mind and a pure heart.

  • January 21, 2015 at 6:03 pm
    B Woodman

    How about this?
    Don’t kill ’em. But strip ’em down to BVDs, no ID, nothing else.
    Then have Anatoly fly them over the Mexican border in the new chopper flying NOE (Nap Of the Earth), with Natalie riding shotgun (using the agents own weapons, natch).
    Drop the agents DEEP into cartel territory. They’re still alive, out of your hair, your hands are at least semi-clean. Will they make it back alive? Will they make it back dead or alive? It’s up to The Higher Power now.

    Can you say, “squeal like a pig”? I knew you could.

  • January 21, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Wiki has 6 steps in hog tying someone.
    First is get their permission. (snicker snort)

    Seems being hogtied is really big amongst those in BDSM community.

    Though Wade is more of the restrain the varmints to keep them from causing damage to others.

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