Tuck N Roll.
When it Counts.


  • November 10, 2018 at 12:30 am
    Delilah T

    Dawgs know exactly what they’re doing, and when and how and where.

    Yes, kiddo, open the gates and let the creepy people hie their sorry selves through the gate in to the “T” zone. I would love to see the drone video of the results. I’d also love to see how fast they can run.

    • November 10, 2018 at 10:53 am
      John D. Egbert

      I’m reminded of a sign reportedly posted on the outside of a fenced field: “The bull can cross this field in 10 seconds. How long will it take you?”

  • November 10, 2018 at 12:41 am
    Peregrine John

    Yes. Please let T out, but only after you’re sure you have a good place to film from. You’ll want to replay it.

    • November 10, 2018 at 2:01 am

      The adults may want to watch the video as well.

  • November 10, 2018 at 1:03 am

    Those eyes are almost ghostly…..

    • November 10, 2018 at 4:05 pm
      James Gemind

      Chris sometimes has trouble doing ‘good’ eyes. Not sure which is which as far as the girls names. The girl’s eyes in the Background aren’t bad, and he did do Ivanka’s pretty much perfect.

      Maybe if he wasn’t trying for perfectly round..?

      Like the idea of Tabasco stomping the Antifa boogers, but probably better to have the Sheriff take ’em away…

  • November 10, 2018 at 1:09 am

    There will be blood……….

  • November 10, 2018 at 1:10 am

    Even forensics aren’t gonna figure this out.

    • November 10, 2018 at 1:44 am

      Clearly, it was self-inflicted.

  • November 10, 2018 at 1:59 am

    Presstitutes: What did these people die from?

    Zed: Tabasco killed them.

    Presstitutes: That’s a big load of bull!

    Zed: Yes, yes it is…..

  • November 10, 2018 at 2:11 am

    Cry Havoc and let slip Tabasco!!

  • November 10, 2018 at 2:12 am

    Hell. To. The. YES! Let Tabasco have him some fun! Stomp those creatures into the mud!

  • November 10, 2018 at 3:31 am

    Poor Tobasco, having all those painful, vapid, smelly, noisy, stupid varmints in his nice peaceful pasture.

  • November 10, 2018 at 6:47 am

    > Peregrine John

    > Yes. Please let T out, but only after you’re sure you have a good
    > place to film from. You’ll want to replay it.

    I envisioned the end of the Benny Hill show, Yakkity Sax playing and video speeded up.

    • November 10, 2018 at 8:38 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      No need to speed the video up. The PantyFa will be moving fast enough with T’s assistance.

      And I’d pay good PPV money to watch it.

  • November 10, 2018 at 7:19 am

    What’s with the eyes in the middle panel?

    • November 10, 2018 at 9:46 am
      Too Tall

      In previous comics she has had beautiful grey eyes. I think it is a display/rendering issue in this one.

      • November 10, 2018 at 4:20 pm

        I’ve seen eyes like that…in gleeful anticipation.

  • November 10, 2018 at 7:53 am

    That video will make a great screen saver.

  • November 10, 2018 at 7:54 am
    shooter 2.5

    fun little fantasy but what is the solution for real life. Tucker Carlson’s home[I think that’s his name] is surrounded. BB gun from an upper floor? Turn the sprinklers on? Call the police at the first moment? Call the home association? FIND THE NAMES OF WHO ORGANIZED IT AND CHARGE THEM WITH TERRORISM.

    • November 10, 2018 at 8:50 am

      Sprinkler system laced with fox urine, teargas canisters from upper floor windows, arrest for inciting to riot, disturbing the peace, trespassing, super soakers filled with gasoline and few well-flicked matches

      • November 10, 2018 at 9:59 am
        MAJ Arkay

        In the District of Colombia? The Democraptic stronghold of that area? Riiiiight.

    • November 10, 2018 at 10:28 am
      Cap'n Frank

      I believe the problem Tucker has is that he lives in DC. That means (a) response time to any 911 call will be real slow, and (b) interest in prosecuting any of the Democrat Mob will be real low.

    • November 10, 2018 at 12:58 pm

      We used to have real crimes called things like creating a public disturbance and incitement to riot. For some reason, they’ve all been replaced with a preferred class of meta-thoughtcrimes such as hate speech, suspicion of being a threat to oneself, and failure to use a preferred pronoun.

    • November 10, 2018 at 2:49 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I wonder if there aren’t any armed III-pers in the District of Criminals area close to Tucker C. If possible, they could stand “armed sentry”, camouflaged, outside his house, off his property. When the PantyFa come back to cause more trouble, they get shot (paintball and/or Caibri 22s) to the sides and/or back, and the guard skedaddles before the po-po arrive. Tucker C is in the clear, as he knows nothing about it.

      • November 10, 2018 at 5:14 pm

        Eff that. Dude can damn well pay his own private security.

        Like all the other celebs. Sorry, yes that’s what he is.

        Of course if that was Don Lemon attacked (it would automatically be reported as attempted lynching) by Nationalists they’d all be under the jail by now for hate crimes. Which is the real problem; the one-sided nature of all the popular isms right now will absolutely lead to pushback and maybe the civil war they think they want.

        In the meantime he can damn well pay his bodyguards too as I’m sure he does (protection for special me but not for ordinary thee).

        I may prefer the scripted performance of the former to the latter, but I’m all booked up doing the sheepdog thing for my own flock…with few exceptions, everybody else is on their own when the shtf, most especially talking heads who are paid to stick their heads up in the line of fire. I spend way too much time on my situational awareness obsession to blow it on somebody else’s situation.

    • November 10, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      In a rational world, the mass attack on Carlson’s home would end with each assailant being convicted of criminal trespass, felony menacing, assault with intent to kill, and willful destruction of private property.

      Followed by them spending ten to twenty years as guests of the State they adore (when they’re running it). Breaking rocks by day, and spending their nights being culturally enriched by getting better acquainted with their new roomie, 6-foot-7, 280-pound, bald , forty-something Tiny, who’s in for so many offenses even his lawyer can’t remember all of them, and whose tattoos include “NAMBLA ROOLZ” and “SxX AFtR 8 Iz TOO L8”.

      As I said, that’s what would happen in a rational world. You may have noticed, we no longer live in one of those.

      clear ether


  • November 10, 2018 at 8:48 am
    Delilah T

    Aren’t there feral hogs (domestic crossed with Russian boars) down in them there parts? Mean as a snake, and hu-u-u-u-u-uge, too!

    Tabasco on one side of the blidiots, hogs on the other: release the Hogs of War!!

    • November 10, 2018 at 8:51 am

      And the hogs will clean up after themselves. But they won’t eat teeth.

  • November 10, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Let Tobasco have his fun. Lure him into another fenced pasture. Then, let in the hawgs to clean up after Tobasco. Rake up the teeth and drop in a sink hole.

    • November 10, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      You need to roast them to destroy any DNA.
      While you are at it just crush them for any gold and silver you can sell.

  • November 10, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    Or. Let the dawgs keep them corralled for trespass as T stands guard, and let the local popo prosecute and shake these vermin down for drugs and warrants. I’m guessing about zero percent would escape that net and a night or three in the Real Texas lockup might even help them find religion. Nah, but at least the word would get out quick…”don’t fuck with these folks”.

    And thats about how things could/should go as we take individual responsibility for our own personal protection. Feeding them to the piggies might seem more satisfying but the reality is that all forms of deadly defense including that piece in your pants (not that piece Pamela!) are last ditch because employing it effs up your life almost as much as the dead guy’s. Unless of course one of those scum is dumb enough to try to breach my “castle”? Then my doctrine is shoot to kill.

    But these things are all about disruption and destruction, and that is by direct design of their employers as that is their only criteria and agenda. Which retards real accomplishment for a while, but the Right Guy keeps doing shit like this:

    Another win in the midst of all the criticisms, attacks and reported losses…but eventually even skanks like these pantifa may realize the truth…and if not they die, on way or the other.

    • November 10, 2018 at 7:08 pm

      I normally wear my piece on my right hip.

  • November 10, 2018 at 3:29 pm
    Bill G

    ‘Hogs to the left of them, Tabasco to the right, there they go’ … ah, no, that wasn’t quite how the song went.

  • November 10, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Oh Goody! Organic fertilizer in the making 😉

  • November 10, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    In the giddy midst of discussing how our pantifas should be dealt with by the livestock, we forget who is “riding back in” and how he might deal with them.

    I know what I think he’ll do. Other ideas?

    • November 10, 2018 at 5:43 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Probably pull up short and do things from long range. He’s got skills ya know…

  • November 10, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Invest in bean bag rounds, too. Not for the real defense situations, but for this sort of thing. They’re not terribly expensive. Flare rounds, too. (Oops, forgot that was in there. So sorry that one hit the guy carrying the molotov cocktail.) Pepper rounds, etc.

    This way you can escalate depending on the situation.

    (And these … choices are why you should invest in one o’ them newfangled magazine-fed 12ga. Just load and swap out based on the situation.)

  • November 10, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    As to shutting down criminal trespassers and invaders,

    “Loose the dawgs” did somebody say?

    Said before there’s all kinds of walls.

    • November 10, 2018 at 11:28 pm
      Delilah T

      The total number of troops will be 7,000 plus. All units are from all US bases, including aviation units. Everything you can imagine is going there. Period. Good defensive exercise.

      Let’s see how it turns out.



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