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  • June 8, 2016 at 10:08 pm
    Charles Newton

    … Waddahell just happened!?!?!

    • June 8, 2016 at 10:10 pm

      Homeland Security tried to dump illegals onto DD, the dawgs showed up and did their roboty thang and welded their doors shut, and are now chasing them. Questions?

      • June 8, 2016 at 11:40 pm

        Where do the robodogs keep their stingers? (The welding end of a rig)
        You know what? Never mind.
        I figured it out. Mental image of a robodog lifting it’s leg at the door, with an arc…

      • June 9, 2016 at 2:16 pm
        John M.

        Oh boy, does THAT bring a picture to my mind… but how big are the Dawgs, anyway!

      • June 9, 2016 at 8:29 pm

        How’s this for an image:
        It might double as a charging port for their batteries.
        Just plug it into any wall outlet (hopefully without the arc).
        “Damon, what is that thing doing!??!

  • June 8, 2016 at 10:35 pm
    MJ Larkins

    We let the dogs out!

    • June 8, 2016 at 10:45 pm
      B Woodman

      Alex, I’ll take “Who Let The Dogs Out” for $1600.

  • June 8, 2016 at 10:46 pm
    B Woodman

    Gotta love them ‘bots!

  • June 8, 2016 at 10:55 pm
    B Woodman

    Is this really a thing? Does HS dump illegals on private property? Other than to tear up the place and trash it, why would they do that?
    I didn’t see an orange arrow, so I’m presuming this is just a plot within DBD, not a real world news story. But I could be wrong. It’s been known to happen before.

    • June 8, 2016 at 11:04 pm
      Chris Muir

      Homeland Security does indeed now dump illegals from their vans into residential areas.

      • June 8, 2016 at 11:36 pm

        That’s pretty insane.

      • June 9, 2016 at 1:10 am

        PRETTY insane?

      • June 9, 2016 at 8:29 am

        I knew a girl like that. Once.

      • June 9, 2016 at 9:58 am
        B Woodman

        Damn. .. Just. . . Damn. . .

        If they’re just “dumped”, and no one knows they’re there, and they’re not supposed to be there, can we shoot ’em?

      • June 9, 2016 at 2:15 pm
        Old Codger

        Ah, not that I doubt you in the slightes, oh Wizard of words and pictures, but could you provide a link to a story about that? I gotta know where this is happenin.

      • June 9, 2016 at 3:36 pm
        Chris Muir

        Google.It’s in 4-5 publications.:)

    • June 8, 2016 at 11:21 pm
      Delilah T

      Two illegals found sleeping on a park bench in Evanston, IL, by a friend of mine (legal immigrant, now a citizen), 7 years ago. He offered to help them, but they didn’t try to find any kind of work at all, so he sent them off to INS. He has zero tolerance.

  • June 8, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    I sure wish I could afford a couple of those dawgs to watch my place. On second thought one would do. I can throw a brick across my place so it’s not like I really need two of them.

    Speaking of “afford” all are aware that Chris is having above and beyond “normal” expenses these days right?

    I don’t know about anyone else but I am gonna DD* my donation from last year.

    DD* Double Down of course.

    • June 8, 2016 at 11:39 pm

      Dang it I forgot to add a note to Chris … No Merchandise for me. Save the money for …. reasons.

  • June 8, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    A new administration comes in that will enforce the laws and not unlawful executive orders and actions. How fast will the Border Patrol boot the law breakers out? And go after all the catch and releases…

  • June 9, 2016 at 12:05 am

    Dumps illegals into residential areas? How is that justif– never mind, we’re not talking law-abiding agencies, are we? ( sigh). At 63, I miss the country I grew up in…….lived in central Cali until the 4th grade, pre-commie takeover, that was ’66….

    • June 9, 2016 at 10:03 am
      B Woodman

      We now live in a land WROL (Without Rule Of Law). And that sword cuts both ways.
      (see my above comment on “dumped” illegals)

  • June 9, 2016 at 12:12 am


    This is not going to end well for DHS.

    And Damon’s son is less than one laboratory accident away for “Evil Super Villain” status!

  • June 9, 2016 at 12:23 am

    A friend of mine not too many years ago was fishing at night on a body of water in Texas near the border. I don’t remember exactly where.

    The local Sheriff stopped, found out he was from out of state, and gave him some helpful advice. He told him that if any Mexican approached them shoot to kill.

    My friend asked ” Won’t I be prosecuted?” The sheriff said ” If they come up on you at night they mean to kill you.”

    The Sheriff was of Mexican heritage.

    • June 9, 2016 at 3:25 pm
      John Greer

      Does that mean we can actually defend the border at night?

  • June 9, 2016 at 6:41 am
    Bill G

    The group of people who want the illegal immigrants here is actually small. But it’s vocal and/or well funded and politically connected. As Delilah T alluded to, a significant part of the legal immigrant community is not in favor of mass amnesty for law-breakers. And why should they be? They went took the time and spent the money/effort to do it right.
    Bush’s Shamnesty program failed in large part due to the massive effort from the peasantry to complain about it, and if you study this:
    you’ll see how deeply our elites consider our opinions in general.
    But now, here comes Obola, with his pen and phone.

    • June 9, 2016 at 9:02 pm

      So true that our bought and blackmailed congress has done the global agenda for many decades.

      The people can reject all of that fraud placed upon and done to us.

  • June 9, 2016 at 6:50 am
    Bill G

    As an aside, an article I read yesterday expressed disgust with El Presidente’s speech glorifying how the Nordic nations have been doing things. The author went on to discuss the massive increase in rapes that has followed the influx of followers of islam.
    And I got to wondering about the left, here, that weeps and sobs about the terrible ‘rape culture’ of our campuses. They cry over a falsified statistic here and yet they’re willing to import an actual rape culture.

    • June 9, 2016 at 7:02 am

      After the New Year’s ‘party’ in Germany, I realized that all those women would be safer on American college campuses, even if the 1-in-5 were true, since it would halve or better their chances of being raped or sexually assaulted.
      Hey Europe! Send us your women! We’ll take care of them for you! (Since you won’t do it.)

      • June 9, 2016 at 10:00 am
        B Woodman

        REAL men here, not metrosexuals.

    • June 9, 2016 at 12:46 pm
      Trey M

      Can I get a link to that article?

    • June 9, 2016 at 5:13 pm

      So IF, the 1 in 5 rape ratio as the progs claim is correct, And considering all of the Hildabeasts blathering about women…
      It should get interesting as the progs bring in more and more islamics.
      Especially since they excel at rape plus murder of others and particularly of our sexually perverse types.

  • June 9, 2016 at 6:58 am

    Are they still here illegally if the administration and the agencies all responsible for enforcing the law in the first place are the ones bringing them in now?

    • June 9, 2016 at 7:45 am

      There are here in violation of law.
      The “officials” are also lawbreakers.

      Invaders. Expel.

      • June 9, 2016 at 9:24 am


      • June 9, 2016 at 2:59 pm

        I wish one of these so-called “reporters” would actually ask both Hillary AND Ryan if they plan to enforce the actual border laws or continue to act like they don’t exist.

        It would also be interesting to see what would happen if someone in Congress proposed defunding or even abolishing ICE seeing as how they no longer serve a useful purpose under this administration.

  • June 9, 2016 at 10:10 am

    Gunwalkers, Mexriders, Thugpayers, Muzsmugglers, Votestealers, ‘Murcanfuckers, that’s quite an accomplished admin we’ve got there…

    • June 9, 2016 at 2:12 pm
      John M.

      Worst of all, many of the members of this admin are “All of the above” rather than one or two each

  • June 9, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Here Doggies. Nice Doggies. Want to go tracking over hill and dale.
    Yes you can play with what you catch. Go fetch!

    • June 9, 2016 at 9:42 pm
      B Woodman

      Over hill and Dale. Oops. Poor Dale.

  • June 9, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    Those nice li’l doggies can weld with their er … uhm “stingers”? Who knew? Can I change my order back to two of those poor homeless li’l doggies? a sneaky grin blooms on his face I can think of several instances where they would come in very handy.

    I wonder if Damon can arrange a payment plan for me?
    OR I could come over and work at the Double D to work off the tab. Maybe?

    Meanwhile … Hey Chris did you get my note above about no merch?
    And yes I am going to DD my donation from last year. ( plus a little) It will have to be in chunks rather than all in one.
    stay safe

  • June 9, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    I like those dogs.

    Every good American should have some. That is a jobs program right there. I did not really say that. But at the right price, every good American would want one, should they so decide to purchase such.

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