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  • March 15, 2021 at 12:10 am
    John M.

    Confusing – in last Friday’s (3/12) strip, Zed is wearing the same outfit as R200 is today… that’s was why I thought R200 was waxing philosophic with Jo!

    Are they dressing alike for a reason? …confusion factor maybe?

  • March 15, 2021 at 12:12 am
    Too Tall

    Props to Javier (and Chris) for the latest software update to R200.

    Meanwhile Xir the Hungry Heifer fantasizes about a man picking her up like that.

    And the FBI guys are thinking “fewer donuts and ‘roids; more time in the gym.”

    • March 15, 2021 at 7:08 am
      My Way Or -->

      Even an elephant would decline a demand like that.

  • March 15, 2021 at 12:17 am
    John M.

    I didn’t think FiBbIes had jurisdiction until she stepped across a STATE line…


  • March 15, 2021 at 12:31 am
    Ol' county boy

    I don’t know if you remember the strip Pogo, by Walt Kelly, but he had a similar attitude ad Mr. Muir. He used to call the FBI the FIB which I assume he thought it to be more appropriate.

  • March 15, 2021 at 12:44 am

    Fbiies always think they have the right of it. Even (or is it especially?) when they’re wrong.

  • March 15, 2021 at 12:59 am

    Dude! No spanking.

    • March 15, 2021 at 1:07 am
      Too Tall

      Once again, Pamela thinks of everything.

  • March 15, 2021 at 1:58 am

    Feds give no shyts for state laws. They are, however, reluctant to engage in public shootouts with county sheriff’s departments. We’re likely dealing with a neighboring sheriff who plays ball rather than busting balls.

    This will likely get sporty real quick. We already know how much Zed enjoys hunting feds, and he’s on record as to what he’ll do to anyone messing with his kids.

    Are we gonna see that shovel put to use again?

  • March 15, 2021 at 2:13 am
    Capn Jack

    Shotgun and a back hoe

    • March 15, 2021 at 8:43 am

      Feral hogs do a better job of making evidence disappear.

  • March 15, 2021 at 3:11 am

    GOOD NEWS!! R-200 gave the alphabet boyz a proctology exam… and it’s not a tumor…. just Govt. Constipation!

  • March 15, 2021 at 6:25 am

    “Watch what happens” – PDT

    OK, so we’re watching a former constitutional republic turn into a fascist police state. Is that what you meant?

    • March 15, 2021 at 10:43 am

      Could we have mistaken his meaning when he said that? Could he have known that this is what would happen after they stole the White House and the Senate? Did he think that total Cancellation of everything Constitutional and everything American would finally get our attention and get us to rise up?

      I wish. I think at the time he believed that the evidence and proof and rule of law would be heard and acted on by the final arbiter that he so masterfully managed but that has completely turned its black-robed back on him and on us? Has the old adage about justice being blind been turned around to the Justices being blind? And deaf? And scared?

      Did the powers that have infiltrated the highest levels of the military -as illustrated by a fucking Twitter attack that I linked at the bottom of yesterday’s ‘toon on a conservative journalist by the Fucking United States Marines (them fucking the United States used here intentionally and meaningfully), also get to our “conservative” judges?

      And. Did those powers get to PDJT? I think they did, there is just no other explanation for him standing down just when he and we need to be standing up to fight.

      Constitutional Republic of America. Now, before it’s too late. This. Is. War!

  • March 15, 2021 at 7:12 am
    My Way Or -->

    There’s a boarded-up mine somewhere in southwest TX that was mined for mercury. Boarded up now to keep people out of it. Fine place for someone who needs a “vacation” from the public eye, dontcha think?

    • March 15, 2021 at 5:16 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Sounds similar to the boarded up mine and Dead Man’s Hollar from Mike V’s “Absolved”.

  • March 15, 2021 at 7:56 am
    Rapid Robert

    Just like the ‘O’. If you can’t win an election on your merits, the disable your opponent.

  • March 15, 2021 at 7:58 am

    Two feet outside of her 2A Sanctuary county? Not likely, as she was in town to register as a candidate, and since most county seats are closer to the center of the county…

    Again, the agents need a female agent to assist them, and they need a federal offense they can point to as Probable Cause, or they’ll be the ones facing prison terms.

    Loce Sam going ‘Eep.’ That’s just precious… 🙂

    • March 15, 2021 at 9:53 am

      “ Probable Cause, or they’ll be the ones facing prison terms.”

      Really?!?! We’ve just gone through about 5 years (and still counting) of blatant abuse in a number of agencies and nobody is going to prison! At least no one who is guilty.

    • March 15, 2021 at 1:03 pm

      Yeah, I’m a little confused as to what weapons beef there could possibly be regardless of what Texas county she was in. It’s not like she stepped into California.

      • March 17, 2021 at 8:20 am

        Carrying concealed? It’s my understanding that in most of Texas, open carry is perfectly legal, but concealed is a no-no without permit.

  • March 15, 2021 at 8:49 am

    She looks like Beth Dutton (Kelly Reilly) from “Yellowstone”

  • March 15, 2021 at 10:28 am
    Charlie Foxtrot

    2 feet?

    From the last 4 years, it seems the FIB routinely lied MUCH more than that…

  • March 15, 2021 at 10:41 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    All that blathering from the TrigglyPuff and orificers, and I still haven’t heard any actual charges per laws broken. WTF!

  • March 15, 2021 at 11:12 am

    Not sure if Gov Abbott finished up his plan to make the entire state of Texas into a 2A Sanctuary or not…

  • March 15, 2021 at 12:41 pm

    Where is sanctuary from this shit in The Place Formerly Known As Georgia…

    You dare try to bring integrity and confidence back into the voting system? You are CANCELLED!!!

    • March 15, 2021 at 1:25 pm

      Also known as “I told you so” to those that seem to think voting is going to be the way out in the future.

    • March 15, 2021 at 2:31 pm

      The battle for accurate and only citizens voting is a never ending and multifaceted battle and a large part of the war. This is a vast asymmetric war, as most warfare is composed of nowadays. The strategies of war are many and varied. However to get the “win” in an allegedly “democratic” vote the method is the classic “By any means necessary.”
      Before this hit I had warned that they would do anything to “win.”
      Those without morals have certain advantages over those with morals. Meet the tyrants saying they do what they do “for the greater good.”
      Don’t give up the fight.
      We have not yet started to fight.
      We better get to it in an asymmetrical and multifaceted way. As some zealot religions and cults say, every act, no matter how small, must be considered in how it effects the total path to victory by either helping the effort of our side, or hindering the enemy. The walk of enemy forces through society has been their adhering to those concepts.
      In the meantime while doing so, also take joy in your life and know that they are unable to take your actual freedom from you, they are only able to take actions that eventually lead to the end of their tyranny. Painful physically to ourselves it may be. They will lose. It may take winning a third election to get the society’s development heading back in the correct building path.

      Jurisdiction and the beliefs of those in that jurisdiction, especially those responsible for enforcement, can be a wonderful thing.
      As Pamela said, “No spanking.” And the allies(?) of the puffed one have no reason or likely right to cross a jurisdictional line, should it actually be right there, under these circumstances.

      • March 15, 2021 at 9:21 pm

        I’m thinking feathers, leather and sequins of many colors, plus a few other things that those critters will wake up with. Along with some rather er ehem posts to FB, Twatter, Insty and Snapper

  • March 15, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    “The Vote” as we have known it is dead as a concept in the USA. There is no fixing it. Only a new representative government with documented physical ballots will, and it appears that is the *only* thing that will…there is no time for any “third election” except ceremonial, as we will not be allowed to exist by then.

    “Unable to take your actual freedom“? I used to think that. And then and happened…these two soldier stories that Chris linked yesterday happened…that is just rounding up the Jews right there…and as we all are here I Am A Jew! Will they come to my door next? Yours?

    Jurisdiction. There ya go. Hard firm bright jurisdictional lines…the old republic of the former USA over there, and the brand new Constitutional Republic of America over here.

    Separate. Sovereign. Prepared to defend. CRA Now.

  • March 15, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    It was 5 years between the Boston Massacre and Bunker Hill. People have to get sufficiently displeased.

    Since the doofus from Dover is talking tax hikes along with everything else, I’d say it’s going to be sooner than later.

    Trump gets the long game

  • March 15, 2021 at 11:47 pm

    “Just doing my job” is the ‘Murican translation of, “I vas onlee followink orders”.

    Still rates a “cooling off period” in a concrete box. Verstehst du?



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