The Ice Cream Men.


  • March 14, 2021 at 12:04 am

    You can donate to the James family by hitting the Home button and then clicking on the toon. Hat tip to Gateway Pundit.

  • March 14, 2021 at 12:04 am


  • March 14, 2021 at 12:13 am

    That the one where they rolled up with a turret gun, six fibbie cars and a lump of local leo’s to boot? Glad they lured them out first, they might have gone full Waco.

    So…what gender preference does it turn out that tater head has? I mean it’s Wray…

    • March 14, 2021 at 12:24 am

      Thank you for linking the fundraiser Chris, I will be doing my part to help assuage the financial pain but I don’t think anyone can do anything to help that boy’s heart, mind, and soul recover from what his own country is doing to him.

      As to the financials, I am no fan of lawyers as they are largely why we are where we are right now, but there are good patriots who also happen to be esq’s and one or some of them need to have the balls to step up pro bono for this one!

      And if they don’t we will know why. My God have we gotten to that point?

    • March 14, 2021 at 3:26 am
      Punta Gorda

      Oh that’s easy:

      Donkey. Probably used to perform with them in various Mexican border towns.

  • March 14, 2021 at 1:37 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    I know where my local FiBbIe enclave is………..

  • March 14, 2021 at 1:47 am

    Be prepared to prove evrything that you didn’t do, especially if what you didn’t do never happened. And prove that you don’t, and never had any bad thoughts, such as that the election of President Trump was stolen. J.Edgar’s ghost wanders what is left of the Republic.

    • March 14, 2021 at 3:16 am

      J Edgar Hoover was no freaking saint. He had secret files on everybody. That is why nobody could touch him. They were scared shitless of the man.

      • March 14, 2021 at 7:41 am

        When Hoover took over the then- Bureau of Investigation in 1929 from former director William Burns (of Burns Detective Agency fame), the first thing he did was fire Burns’ right-hand man, Gaston B. Means. So he could grab Means’ files on literally everybody, from new President Hoover (yes, J. Edgar’s first cousin) on down.

        If you’ve ever read the Sherlock Holmes story, “The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton”, you already know pretty much what Means was like.

        What most people don’t know is that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle based the character of Milverton on Victorian England’s real-life “master blackmailer”, Charles Augustus Howell;

        Means was just a more accomplished blackmailer than the real Howell or the fictional Milverton. But as a schemer he couldn’t hold a candle to Jed Hoover.

        clear ether


      • March 14, 2021 at 8:18 pm

        Hoover has a mixed history. Advised FDR not to lockup the Japanese-Americans. As he knew most were loyal. Had a shirt list of those who weren’t. Did a good job of rounding up Nazi sympathizers after war was declared.

  • March 14, 2021 at 3:46 am

    Organized Crime(D) = not a metaphor. At least things are starting to make a little sense, as the extent of the corruption (incl FBI, CIA, DOJ, MSM, GOP et al) and their widespread use of criminal tactics (incl murder, extortion, mafia-esque threats) becomes clearer:

    • March 14, 2021 at 10:56 am

      You forgot one of their favorite and by all appearances most effective tactics, the “protection” racket.

      And that in turn expands your criminal letter agencies to SCOTUS.

  • March 14, 2021 at 6:08 am
    Eh, Wot?

    Chris – Please contact me w/info on putting out a custom request (2 panel) ‘toon.

    Thank You

  • March 14, 2021 at 7:38 am
    My Way Or -->

    Not even three months out of the starting gate and they are falling all over themselves to find their own faults in Others? Wow. That is SOOOOOO dumb.

    Well, hey, Ilhan Omar wants the Po’ Folks to get $2,000/month because they’re “hurtin'” (and she wants votes) and no one in the grubber mint really understands where money comes from —> taxpayers, and people are only just starting to get back to semi=seminormal. WooFloo is a cold-weather bug. It’ll be back in the Fall, like its relatives, Influenza…. and there we go again.

    Are these those ‘interesting times” you sometimes hear about?

  • March 14, 2021 at 7:46 am

    Somewhere in the Hereafter, H.G. Wells is shocked. “But Socialism isn’t supposed to be like this!”

    Franz Kafka, on the other hand, has just slapped Wells upside the head. “To paraphrase yourself, Herbert, ‘Damn you, I told you so!‘”

    clear ether


    • March 14, 2021 at 2:47 pm

      Somewhere in the hereafter relatives are saying Yes Socialism is like this and worse. Another Holodomor is in the offing

      • March 14, 2021 at 8:53 pm
        My Way Or -->

        The Holodomor was Stalin’s forcing Ukraininan farmers off their own land when they refused to obey his orders on what to grow and how to grow it. He replaced them with his own farmers, led by that quack Lusenko, whose methods resulted in the starvation deaths of millions of Ukrainians and millions in other Soviet satellite states.

        The death count of Stalin’s executions of Red Army officers was somewhere between 35,000 and 44,000 between 1937 – 1939. Anyone who disagreed with him was dead meat on a fork.

        Would our military do that to its own just because biteme said so? No. Illegal orders are illegal.

  • March 14, 2021 at 9:34 am

    Do the Usurpers & their criminal media actually expect the +80,000,000 MAGA army to obediently act like muzzled sheep in the face of these outrages? Really?

    • March 14, 2021 at 11:17 am

      Well, by all appearances so far…yes they do and yes we are. CRA Now!

    • March 14, 2021 at 8:48 pm

      Like I told my Purple Heart members….wake me when the shooting starts……

    • March 14, 2021 at 8:54 pm
      My Way Or -->

      Yeah, just let me know where to set up the base camp for rations and ordinance. I’ll make sure it’s portable.

  • March 14, 2021 at 9:58 am

    Brian Stelter looks like a potato … but his personality more closely resembles that of a potato bug’s …

  • March 14, 2021 at 10:24 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    There it is. I knew this sounded familiar.
    “James will be held in DC without bail until he can prove to us he is not guilty.”

    From the DoI; “For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences.”

    As I was reading through the DoI, I was struck (ouch!) by how many other items in the list of Gooberment offenses then, are equally appropriate now, as they were ~250 years ago. “To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.”

    • March 14, 2021 at 10:51 am

      Yes. So many parallels to 250 years ago and equally to 160 years ago. Same same.

  • March 14, 2021 at 10:53 am
    Roland Deshain

    When dud the Oath keepers become the bad guys and the Oath breakers become the good guys? Bizarro World!!!

    • March 14, 2021 at 11:41 am

      It happened when the megacorporations came to own the press and dictate truth, _their_ truth to this country. Big Brother is here and now. War is Peace etc.
      Thus, we have the situation of Fascism being established, not by a true popular vote or military diktat but by brainwashing through a captive news media supremely proficient in propaganda.
      The world has already witnessed authoritarian regimes established by the military and through the ballot box. But I believe this is the first that was outright _bought_ by Big Business.

      • March 14, 2021 at 8:50 pm

        Agreed. It would be prudent to leave DC alone and wipe out the media and tech forces first….just sayin’

  • March 14, 2021 at 11:00 am

    Yet Wray has yet to indict and arrest any of the ANTIFA conspirators who laid siege to the WH for three(3) days, forcing the evacuation of then POTUS Trump and his family into the WH bunker, while at the same time attempted to burn down the DC-iconic St. John’s Episcopal church.

    The FBI would be a complete joke if weren’t being employed as Joetard Xiden’s Gestapo.

    • March 14, 2021 at 11:30 am

      Speaking of ‘complete joke’, meet your soon to be VP:

      • March 14, 2021 at 11:49 am

        Yes that is a joke.

        But this isn’t…

        Not a joke, a horror story, and a plan…Joe’s body joins his brain in the dead pool, Kammie moves up, chooses Big Mike as vice, then steps aside and poof, a brand new unelected prez…and there could be no worse scenario for the last years of the old republic.

        Must begin the new one immediately…CRA now!

      • March 14, 2021 at 2:37 pm

        Harris is as likely to step aside as Soros is.

      • March 14, 2021 at 2:58 pm

        She is as likely to do what she is told as Biteme is.

        He is and she will.

        Soros? Different. As long as he breathes and is an effective bagman he can stay.

      • March 14, 2021 at 8:23 pm

        The sons of Soros now run his machinations, now. Old George may be approaching Beijing Biden’s mental capacity.

    • March 14, 2021 at 10:35 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Jo Jo the Idiot Circus Boy?

  • March 14, 2021 at 11:36 am

    Kayleigh tweets, that’s my gov! To which I say, that may be our prez!

  • March 14, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    One of the many things that have Made No Sense – why wasn’t Wray fired and replaced with someone MAGA? Trump absolutely knew. And he absolutely knew certain media goons were Spygate and Coup collaborators. Why weren’t they exposed and banished? The proverbial horse head might explain (but not excuse) it, but nothing else I can think of does.

    • March 14, 2021 at 2:42 pm

      Trump was just a horrible judge of character, that’s all there is to it. Hidden backstabbers are always a threat, but you don’t go out of your way to hire known ones. Any gun owner who’s been paying attention could have told him that both his AG picks were pure swamp — and many of us did, but he didn’t listen. The joke in our parts is that he got lots of experience saying “you’re fired” because he was a crappy hiring manager in the first place. Ironically, once he was in office, his second problem was that he forgot how to say THAT.

    • March 14, 2021 at 3:06 pm


      Explanations and excuses?

      The former are objective while the latter are totally subjective, both in the making and the taking.

      DJT & Co. can make all they want, but I ain’t seen any worth taking, yet.

  • March 14, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    Camel’a, MeAgain, Big Mike.
    Please Dear God end this.
    We have achieved peak insanity.

    • March 14, 2021 at 5:20 pm

      The Big Man can help but we gotta do this ourselves or die…

      CRA will do one or the other. I sure prefer the former for the sake of our heirs, but failing that, personally I am fine with the latter.

  • March 14, 2021 at 11:00 pm
    Chris Muir
  • March 14, 2021 at 11:24 pm

    Well shoot.

    Now due to DST (aka crime against nature) I have to actually wait until tomorrow to see tomorrow’s ‘toon.

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