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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:08 am
    Pamela

    Well, at least we know he won’t be on the Lolita Express.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 1:13 am
      WayneM

      I wonder if Uncle Creepy Joe’s name shows up on Epstein’s client list? After all, Biden has been deep in the Swamp for a long, long time…

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Well, I hear there is an available cozy suite at the Manhattan Metropolitan where they specialize in “Tie Massage”.

    The Beast doesn’t like him; he’s never gone hands-on with her/it.

    Happy Ending indeed.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:26 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    “Kill Whitey”
    Why, if all these ofay white Libtards feel such white guilt, why don’t they kill themselves, commit suicide? (or, in their case, with all their perversion, “sewercide”)
    It’s only the (il)logical conclusion to almost every thing they do.

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    • August 31, 2021 at 9:25 pm

      Because they are the “virtuous white people” they’ve been waiting for, of course. As with every group that is sure that somebody has to die for the world to be a better place, it’s not them who has to die.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:28 am
    kadaka

    Joe on Sat, Aug 10, remembered for an Iowan crowd about school shooting victims “those kids in Parkland came up to see me when I was vice president.” A few days before it was “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”.

    But this one’s great. Joe Biden, who encouraged every American to buy a shotgun, now says you’ll need an F-15 to fight the government

    “Can you go out and buy a flamethrower? Can you go out and buy an F-15?” he added. “If you want to protect yourself against the federal government, you’re going to need at least an F-15.”

    Now he’s ripping of Swalwell, who also said 2A isn’t absolute, and said “You can’t own a bazooka. You can’t own a tank. You can’t own rocket-propelled grenades.” When generally we really we can own all of that.

    But with minimums of F15’s, he’s making the case for increased civilian ownership of SAMs.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 3:45 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Whose military is he speaking of? Ours?

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      • August 11, 2019 at 4:34 pm
        John

        Creepy Joe et al do _not_ own the Constitution to which each member of the US military is sworn. If Joe thinks he can defy said Constitution he will quickly learn just who owns HIM, and it might just be that F-15 pilot topped up with JP4 and a full bomb load.
        We live at each other’s mercy in this country, and the would-be tyrants should keep this in mind.

    • August 11, 2019 at 4:52 am
      Bill G

      Did someone say “flamethrowers”? https://throwflame.com/
      As Mulder said, they’re out there, somewhere.

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      • August 11, 2019 at 2:54 pm
        Henry

        Elon Musk just sold 20,000 of these things, not a peep heard from Gabby Giffords, Shannon Watts, or Joe Biden.

        https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower

      • August 11, 2019 at 4:44 pm

        That’s because they’d have to ban all the other BBQ starters, which is all Elon’s aptly named Not A Flamethrower is.

      • August 12, 2019 at 12:33 am
        WayneM

        That being said, Elon Musk is also a huge proponent of universal basic income… and Tesla couldn’t exist without massive corporate welfare paid for by us tax slaves…

    • August 11, 2019 at 8:55 pm
      Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

      Annnnnnnd, FYI, you CAN buy and own a flamethrower, WITHOUT BATFEces permission.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:30 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    “Kill Whitey”. Bulger? Too late, someone else already “offed” him. Halloween Eve (Oct 30) last year.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:36 am
    Craig

    Lmao…..good one!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:37 am
    interventor

    Actually, one may own a tank. Just, not its main gun in operational order. Swalwell’s major error concerning tactical nukes — most of the men who know how to use them are second amendment oriented.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 1:01 am
      kadaka

      People can own firing tanks, like with Hollywood explosives it’s just a matter of licensing and NFA tax stamps. There’s a range in Texas where you can drive and shoot real tanks.

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      • August 11, 2019 at 12:08 pm
        Pamela

        Oh my goodness! I just love to play hardware.

      • August 11, 2019 at 1:10 pm

        Not to mention from what I gather, playing with hard wear. 😉

      • August 11, 2019 at 6:42 pm
        Pamela

        Wonder what type of engine swap can be done and how would ghost flames look…

      • August 11, 2019 at 7:13 pm
        kadaka

        Just found an old pic of her too.
        http://i68.tinypic.com/2chl3eo.jpg

    • August 11, 2019 at 3:25 pm
      LowKey

      I believe you could reactivate the main gun if you registered it as a Destructive Device, probably via a Form 1.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:18 am
    Too Tall

    Chris,

    Thank you for six stunning panels where every word and every visual screams out TRUTH.

    Comedy and satire are difficult in the best of times, but when the daily actions of the corrupt (Epstein commits suicide), and the docile willingness of the sheeple to abide, far exceed the output of our collective wildest hallucinations, Day by Day is fast becoming legendary and mythic.

    You make the ancient orators (Greek and Roman) proud, along with some English chap named Shakespeare.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 7:43 am
      eon

      I suspect Epstein was more of an “assisted suicide” case. To avoid Bill Clinton, Bill Richardson, and etc.’s dirty laundry being aired in open court.

      No longer being in power, the Clintons, The One, and etc. can’t ensure the silence of their complicit enablers with the promise of pardons. They can. however, ensure it by “making an example” of anyone who might be tempted to talk to save their own ass.

      Or to prevent third party, under oath, court testimony that would be damaging to them, as in this case.

      The news media is breathing a huge sigh of relief, right now. Epstein’s “exit” means they can go back to Trump-bashing, and won’t have to cover a Federal court trial that could have ended up with at least several of their Democratic Party bosses under indictment for similar offenses.

      The major point of interest now is that since by this time the gold leaf off the dome of Epstein’s mini-Xanadu has no doubt been removed, melted down, and recast into nicely anonymous bars or etc., who gets what was to have been his “E&E fund”?

      clear ether

      eon

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      • August 11, 2019 at 4:50 pm
        John

        It’s not just the Democratic Party Bosses, more importantly it is the Corporate Elite who are giving both the DNC and the Networks their orders.
        We’re talking major money at work here and Attorney General Bill Barr knows it.
        Sometimes I wonder if we are not creeping closer to the world of Norman Jewison’s Rollerball where the entire world is owned by the “Majors”.

      • August 11, 2019 at 10:42 pm

        The money-changers too are just a cog. The godhead is something else that we don’t know about yet. But with the full-on push for destruction and domination by all of their operatives in the past several years I think we soon will find out.

        It almost certainly will mean war.

  • August 11, 2019 at 1:19 am
    interventor

    I’d take exception with retirement home dwelllers not voting. My mother, in assisted living, voted Republican until she passed.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 3:47 am
      NotYetInACamp

      She likely votes Democrat now.

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      • August 11, 2019 at 4:53 am
        Bill G

        In several locations.

      • August 12, 2019 at 12:56 am
        CactoBlaster

        Early & Often…..

  • August 11, 2019 at 4:56 am
    Bill G

    Should he be found to have some dirt on the Clintons, or die of another cause, the left could go with a campaign slogan “Let’s Win This One For The Groper”.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 6:05 am
    Punta Gorda

    Sorry for bringing video game characters into this. But I a reminded of a plot character from the FPS game series “Blood”. “Jo-Jo the idiot circus boy.”

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  • August 11, 2019 at 6:43 am
    Halley

    Given his standing in the utterly corrupt Lightbringer Administration ( = full knowledge of and complicity in the illegal Spygate coup attempt), and knowing indictments of Lightbringer people are in the pipes, it does not seem possible to me that the Dim/Enemedia puppet masters have ever intended Bidet to be the nominee. If Ma Belle decides she can’t cheat her way past the MAGA army, they’re left with the clown car and the hope of violence. Either way, hard to see how they survive the coming indictments as a party (and media) not exposed as criminal to the core.

    If I’m not mistaken, the word “thai” means, in their language, free. As in Thailand = Land of the Free. Great food there, too. No experience with the massage, unfortunately.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 10:38 am

      Yes, Unca J and the rest of the clowns have been given free rein to expose their clown act for what it is, in preparation for the ascension and coronation of the Other One, who will given free reign to…

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    • August 11, 2019 at 4:01 pm
      Old Codger

      Sorry. I’ll believe in the whole “sealed indictments” thing when I see film of people being arrested on the evening news (or more likely I’ll read about it here with links).

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:51 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Have any of the “Happy Ending Massage Parlor and Clinton Presidential Library” franchise sites still remained in business having survived this far into the underage sex joint crackdowns by some of the few members of Trump administration not still Deep State minions?
    Having “Slick Willy” Bill’s name first on the marquee turned out to be too big of a turn off for the potential client base. They needed them turned on, not turned off.
    These “Happy Ending Massage Parlor and Clinton Presidential Library” franchises would have provided secure safe space locations to handle Mr Gropey Hands until it was time for campaign stops scheduled nearby. With ACORN transformed, there are likely fewer in house Democrat locations readily available subsidized by taxpayer funds handed out by the government

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    • August 11, 2019 at 5:09 pm
      Pamela

      What I want to know is what happened to the rolled up carpet that was carried out of the W.H. the night before Vince’s body was found.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    And so the drumbeat begins.

    Does Bannon read DBD?

    Unca Joe has got to love this…

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/bannon-floats-idea-of-michelle-obama-run-against-trump/ar-AAFF2RC?li=BBnb7Kz

    Hilarious code included in the piece: “Absolutely Zero chance…”

    Heh. Not really funny though. That bitch would win.

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    • August 11, 2019 at 11:40 pm
      John M.

      The scariest scenario is the one where Mikey (sorry, Michelle) sits back and bides her time, letting this “double-dozen” sort themselves out during the Primaries and caucuses until two or three are hopelessly deadlocked at the Demonrat convention. She then steps onstage as a “compromise candidate” and everyone falls head-over heels for “The NEW One!”

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      • August 12, 2019 at 12:18 am

        Dude, where ya been? That is not just A scenario but THE scenario, as has been discussed here at some length.

        Big Mike (AKA the Other One) will be drafted, and all others will fall to their knees in worship. Pretty large contingent of R’s included. Yes indeed “we” are that stupid.

        Chris intimates it would be at risk of Arkancide, but it might be the Only One that is immune.

        What a nightmare.

  • August 12, 2019 at 9:12 am
    Charlie Ross

    I think Bill’s black ops team has already confiscated any evidence that might implicate him. Director Wray held the door open for them.

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