Clench Question.


  • April 30, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Oh Yeah!

  • April 30, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    Be careful!! You might trigger Jiggly-puff… Here’s the latest sighting of her and she’s very triggered, indeed…

    • May 1, 2016 at 9:38 am

      Yikes. Gives new meaning to bat-shit crazy. I don’t even think the boys in gitmo would tap that unless drunk. Screeching Hawg is off the menu even in a pinch.

  • April 30, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    My bad… the name is Trigglypuff… although she certainly jiggles… ugh…

    • May 1, 2016 at 9:20 am
      B Woodman

      “she/he/it” has certainly undergone some name changes lately. And gained some well deserved notoriety due to “its” antics.
      I just HAD to go and read “it’s” personal page. And no, I won’t post any links. I don’t want to get my DBD friends angry at me for subjecting them to such mindless confusion, drivel and garbage.
      (now, where did I misplace my mind and eye bleach? gotta lot of brain scrubbing to do)

      • May 1, 2016 at 11:55 am

        There is a subReddit called “EyeBleach” for a reason. The internet can be a dark and horrific place. EyeBleach helps to make folks feel better.

      • May 1, 2016 at 7:53 pm
        B Woodman

        Thank you, Dr Wayne, for the Rx. I’ll keep it handy, “Use as needed”. Maybe I should get two refills in advance. 😉

  • April 30, 2016 at 8:21 pm
    Grunt GI

    Glad to see Zed is truly a real American man. Anyone seeing Sam naked should stand up and salute. Hard target indeed. He seems to have recovered from the cold hands. -/:)
    Nice artwork. Really nice artwork

  • April 30, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Y’know, one of these times, you really should put that blunt out in Boingo’s EYE

  • April 30, 2016 at 10:01 pm
    Ed Woods

    All that I’m seeing is the top half of the first panel and the comments.

    • April 30, 2016 at 10:41 pm

      Ed Woods
      When that happens to me I refresh the page and sometimes it takes three or more refreshes to finally get the page to load properly. IN my case it is the background scripts running that consume the bandwidth and slow the main images. I am on a dial-up connection and downloading a “blazing” 28 Kbps.

      If you are not on a (slow as molasses) dial up then grab the free copy of NoScript and it will free up a bunch of bandwidth by blocking the background scripts.

      On this page you Definitely want to view the bottom five panels.

      stay safe,


  • April 30, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    Zed is glad that Sam “feels like a woman! O, yeah”

  • April 30, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    Oh is there going to be some wet wall action in the shower…
    Gives new meaning to steamy hot and slippery

    • May 1, 2016 at 8:41 am
      Grunt GI

      Goodness, I do like the way you think. Hot and soapy can be fun.

    • May 1, 2016 at 9:05 am
      Grunt GI

      Oh, and I forgot to mention it’s ecologically sound to save water by showering together!
      Everyone’s gotta do their part to save the planet. I think Zed will be happy to go green. Or red, as it were.

      Oh yea. And those morons at Target just lost a significant customer. My wife loved shopping there instead of Walmart. No more. Even though our local Walmart resembles the UN and almost none of the employees speak English, I hope Walmart is smart enough to stay out of the LGBT wars. Ah hell the loony left hates them anyway, so I hope they are smarter about not pissing off their customers with SJW crap.

      I doubt Target will find 1,000,000 trannies to replace those lost customers, hmmm?

      • May 1, 2016 at 9:43 am

        Target could put single shacks out back with a catalog for reading material etc. Some Guy comes in the Ladies and it will not be pretty.
        Why aren’t Men getting upset with the idea of Females coming in the Gents?

      • May 1, 2016 at 8:00 pm
        B Woodman

        I’m guessing, because most men don’t have the fear of a Fem-to-Male tranny assaulting them, as might happen with a male-to-fem tranny in a women’s bathroom.
        I’m also guessing because even the wimpiest of men know what to do around a Fem-to-Male tranny. Either ignore it and leave, or if “it” becomes too irritating, knock it down, then leave.
        Oh, and splash some water on the floor before leaving. If any assault charges are filed, point to the water, say “it” slipped and fell. (repeatedly – hehehe)

  • May 1, 2016 at 12:09 am

    Wife loved Target; we don’t have one in town so our occasional Sunday drive would often involve a nice dinner and a visit to one of the three Target stores within about an hour; bonus attraction was that they were distinctly not Wally, two supercenters of which we have within ten minutes. So much for that.

    They had not recovered from the data breach that nearly took them down, inventory and selection was suffering, and now this weasel acquiescence to the confused gender crowd and their supporters/enablers, instead of avoiding condemnation has brought it down on their heads from what WAS their ideal “target” market, my wife. Whether through purely stupid blindness to the perversion and danger that this effed up uni movement represents, or willful embrace of it, they have lost her and she won’t darken their door again. Sad.

    Nice shower scenes Chris, balanced hetero appeal…but that boy got no butt.

  • May 1, 2016 at 2:40 am

    It might be a hard target, but Zed is a sniper. He can put it in there.


  • May 1, 2016 at 4:33 am

    Gina “mine spill” Mccarthy getting an award? It’s the new nobel peace prize!

  • May 1, 2016 at 5:53 am

    Nice art,Chris.It’s amazing that you can get such detail so as to put a ‘smug’ look on a cartoon character’s face (obama).
    Also,have to mention Sam looking good!

  • May 1, 2016 at 6:38 am

    I’ll admit I’m a little disappointed in Sam’s hand placement in the next-to-final frame. 😉
    Nice juxtaposition of a proper multi-gender bathroom and the Target version, Chris.

  • May 1, 2016 at 7:24 am

    uh… I forgot what I was gonna say.

  • May 1, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Target lost my business long ago when they openly became a “Gun Free” or should I say “Criminals Welcome” zone.

    • May 1, 2016 at 9:13 am
      B Woodman

      That, and a “Salvation Army Bell Free” zone.

      One has to wonder about the leadership at the top of The Target. What are they like? Their upbringing? Their politics? Their lifestyle? I just find it so remarkable that any one small group of people can, in such a short time, spiral such a large and profitable (=giving the people what they want at a reasonable price) organization, into one that is both bankrupt and reviled by a majority of Americans.

      Wait. . .what?. . . . I just re-read that. .. .are we talking about Target, or the US Gruberment?

      Chris, you need to design a new logo. The US Great Seal American eagle, but instead the US shield over the chest, the Target logo over the chest.
      I leave it to your fertile imagination what to replace in the eagle’s claws (used to be laurel branches and arrows), and which way the head faces.
      Maybe in one claw, a smoking “choom”?

      • May 1, 2016 at 9:34 am
        John D. Egbert

        A multiple-choice question. Answer: (D) All of the above.

  • May 1, 2016 at 9:09 am

    Warrant-wielding sheriffs arresting thousands of deadbeat dads in a twisted commemorations of Father’s Day have always been largely unfair. They are particularly unfair this year during the recession.

  • May 1, 2016 at 9:22 am
    B Woodman

    Sam. . .. what can I say about Sam?. . .. in brief, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

  • May 1, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Target in Pasadena California yesterday had an employee posted in front of the women’s room directing male customers to their own restroom at the other end of the store. There was no sign that I could see inviting all genders into the ladies room. It would appear that the message has been received by Target, at least in Pasaena.

  • May 1, 2016 at 11:52 am

    Thank God Target already tanked here in Canada. We already have enough PC shite here in Toronto the Silly to deal with.

    • May 1, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Yes, you certainly do… It seems like Toronto has more regressive lefts per capita than any other Canadian city.

  • May 1, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    If Trump wins, Canada may see many more.

    • May 1, 2016 at 4:32 pm

      No Whoopi,….please, no Whoopi

  • May 1, 2016 at 7:15 pm
    Bill G

    Zed’s looking at the target.

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