Day By Day


  • Delilah T.

    Sorry I was absent yesterday. Busy working on something else.

    Never had a chance to say ‘Thank you, Chris’. As long as it’s not assless chaps on Zed, all is good and plenty.

    What? A girl can dream, can’t she?

    • Chris Muir

      I gotta get some in there for the ladies,sometimes…:)

    • Jdberger

      All chaps are “assless”.

      Otherwise we’d call them pants.

      • PaulS


      • Peregrine John

        No butts about it.

  • Kafiroon

    My timing is…
    Not commenting first again.

  • JTC

    “The law is an ass”.

    No, that right there is an ass, and I’m an ass man so take it from me.

    And “clench”? Now you’re just messing with me.

  • Pamela

    Said yes a lot. Probably said Don’t Stop a lot also.

    Life is affirmatively messed up when jealous losers can’t get the action they crave and use the LAW to control those who can.

    Zed has it in Aces. *sits on hands.*

    • B Woodman

      A lot of difference a punctuation mark can make, between “Don’t Stop”, and Don’t. Stop.”

      • Pamela

        The only exclamation points in that room were of the more please variety.

        • GWB

          I’ve alway heard it was a progression:
          “No. Don’t. Stop.”
          “No, don’t. Stop.”
          “No. Don’t stop….”

  • Grunt GI

    Thanks to Chris for brightening up Monday just a little bit…even it is technically Sunday.

    SO, with all the great artwork this weekend, I was thinking and came up with a trivia question for my DBD comrades…was it really only since March 2013…the famous skinny dipping series… that we have been graced with Sam and Jan tatas? I think that was when Chris took the plunge (so to speak) and started bringing us awesome cheesecake art?

    Anyone got a different date or series of strips? (oops no pun intended again)

    • epilitimus

      I recall an episode involving a kiddie pool outside the trailer they were in before moving to Texas, at least for Sam. And there was the modern art over the bar which featured a strategically placed arm.

      As for Jan I believe it was beside the pool in Argentina.

      re: “The law is ass”…And what an ass it is.

      • JSStryker

        Naomi was topless at some point quite a few years ago as I remember.

    • SteveInCO

      August 18, 2011. Naomi and Sam.

      • Ted

        couldn’t find it, but started reading from the beginning instead. The artwork has changed, but DBD has been awesome from the first strip! 2002? Holy crap. I read the whole thing years ago, I think I’ll re-read from the beginning again. Jan’s low cut pants were sexy from the earliest days 🙂

      • Grunt GI

        Ahhhh yea. Completely forgot that. Ha. Bet Zed still gets nervous thinking about when his wife and ex got together to compare notes.

        Figured you guys would know.


      • Old Codger

        I went into the old pages (pick a chapter) and August of ’11 is there but several pages are missing – INCLUDING THE 18TH! What gives, oh scribe of wonder?

        • It’s still there…go to a couple days earlier, then use the next tab under the cartoon…for some reason several of the T&A cartoons don’t show up in the pick a chapter directory but they are still posted in the archives…they must be only for TRUE fans of DBD.

  • Pete231

    Have Mercy !!!!!

  • B Woodman

    Thank goodness Sam and Zed aren’t in college. Between the ACLU, the college administration, the FemiNazis, and every other Libtard and DemonRat organization in existence, Zed and Sam’s romance would have never gotten started. Signing legal contracts and documents. Affirmation before, during and after anything and everything that happens – triple copies, video recorded – from eye contact to full body contact.

  • B Woodman

    Meanwhile, I too, would like to affirm that Sam is every inch a lovely, delectable, smart AND intelligent, sexy, common sense, womanly, female of the feminine gender persuasion. Yum!

  • B Woodman

    Sounds like that law ass needs TWO things:
    1- THE LAW needs to go on a diet and exercise, to reduce. It’s gotten WAAAAAY to big for its britches.
    2- THE LAW needs a sound spanking, three ways; long,hard, and often. The law has gotten beyond the bounds of common sense, and is now at that Biblical point where it is the same as what the Sadducee and Pharisees created, swallowing camels and straining at gnats.

  • NotYetInACamp

    ASS is law. She who has the ass makes rules. (Mutually actually, in the best societies.) The desire is mutual. A gift from the creator.

    That is Affirmative Action that is not genocidal.

    That is affirmative action as the words originally had meaning. that is prior to a planned progressive hijacking.

    Ass does make the law. Thank you, Sam, may I have another? And i do not mean like in Animal house.

    Legalese is meant to obfuscate, confuse, and hide what is real.

    Does the clench not answer all of the questions?

    That is how a mommy and daddy get that way.


    • GWB

      So many relationship problems arise from trying to figure out who wears the pants.
      It should be obvious that relationships work much better when no one is wearing pants.

      • Heh, very true…a wise pastor, when counseling a couple on the secret to a long and happy marriage said they should always fight naked.

    • MasterDiver

      Reminds me of Lunie society in Heinlein’s “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”. Because there were so few women, the men protected them very great vigor. Just touching one without permission, even a “slot machine girl” could get you spaced. “We defer to ladies in all matters of sex” can cover a LOT of ground.

      Great art today Chris!

      Zar Belk!

      Gahre Fuzeron!

  • Lovely stuff, that.

  • GWB

    And, yes, Chris, that is a beautiful form you draw. Thank you.

  • derfel cadarn

    Help me, i am in love with a cartoon.

  • B Woodman

    If the law is an ass, then it needs to be beaten like a rented mule.

  • Bill G

    Cheeky lot.

  • PaulS

    This law, rule, or whatever, was conceived by awkward loser dipshitz, to give them a reason to say things to women, in the form of a question, that would get their ass handed to them in a normal world. It bypasses the relationship building process and gives cover to those that don’t want to follow the rules, all while disguised as being the opposite.

  • tomstockton

    I wonder if back in the historical and Biblical day, the Sadducee and Pharisees had to deal with lobbyists et al, weighing in (figuratively AND literally) on what laws “needed to be passed”? I figure that lobbyists, special interest groups, etc., have far more power that the Founding Fathers ever intended — and lot more than John Q. Public could ever hope to have. Unfortunately, it’s Mr. (and Mrs. and Ms. and Miss, etc.) who have to deal with the laws that the lobbyists, uh, I mean the lawmakers have decreed. Seems like things are WAY out of whack… and maybe a conservative application of whack needs to be applied in the houses where the laws are made.

    My two cents worth… and we all know what two cents worth is really worth nowadays. (heavy sigh)

    Either way, thank you, Mr. Muir, for treating your readership with visual reminders of what is REALLY important — beer, BBQ and bodacious members of the opposite gender — and not necessarily in that order!

    • JTC

      Beer, BBQ, and Booty…I’m good with that.

      But if this is “bodacious” booty, ugh. I’m an ass man on women, not pigs.

      Fortunately, I don’t think those things or their fans would ever use or understand the term.

  • The law is ass. The ass is law. Can’t argue with logic. Especially when its right in your face.

  • capn

    Thanks Chris

  • Pecan Scandi

    Nobody does it better, Chris.

  • Matt

    Artsy, I’m thinking Jane Seymour in the 1984 movie ‘Lassiter’ as the pose’s inspiration?

    • MasterDiver

      Lucky Tom Selleck!

  • Randy

    If there were a DBD book, rated XXX, Id buy it….

    • Grunt GI

      I’d settle for X or XX or R. Even a good PG-13 these days.

      It’s all good!

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