Got wood? Yeah, I’ve got wood, having a 100′ Beech tree cut down in the back yard to open the forest canopy for the 10 oak trees to grow. Don’t worry I’m having a 10′ section saved to make into furniture/implements/toys.
Whether they pay in scrip or wood, they need a new CPA!
Unless there are some major assets we don’t know about, there is no reason with all those dependents and all that ag land that they should be paying in at all…maybe take a page from the progs and get “free” money back!
Yes I know Patriots don’t believe in that socialist shit and do believe in paying their fair share, BUT as DJT explained several times, you take every “loophole” you can find and if they don’t like it they can change the rule…the rule of unintended consequences that is. Back to the DD, find those loopholes, keep that wood, and turn that 41K into more tools and food for the apocalypse.
Or, I can get them a whole roll of 20 1-oz double eagles for about 38K and have three g’s left over for…well that will still buy a couple cases each of 223 and 308, 9mm, 357 and a pretty good bit of 22lr and 12ga…
Now that’s how you spend $41,000 in times like these.
They don’t like it when you identify them as The Infernal Revenue Service. Not at all. No sense of humor.
Speaking for an audited friend who sent in his return with the taxes due check signed like that one tax season.
And there are very attractive petite dark haired English background CPA’s that worked for the IRS just out of college and getting their CPA’s until they realized and understood.
Maybe no good is what he will get. Bless his heart.
That is a severe crime for him to have committed.
I believe there is a set of murders in a Southern county dealing with a family that did these things to clients over around a century. Murdaugh and Murder abounded.
Some long horned brother is gonna make that boy his girlfriend inside of fifteen minutes into the joint. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving slimebucket.
There’s a ‘wooden nickel’ available online “Good For One Sexual Encounter ~ Redeemable From Any Participating Human Being” Hope the reverse says “Use Only When Sober”
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When it gets really cold, those 940 thousand wooden nickels will produce far more BTUs than 940 thousand dollar bills.
Well she knows what the dollar is worth.
Some of the souvenir “wooden nicels” actually are worth more than $1.
Chris, thanks for the note on the swag…as we discussed I checked the “no merch” box this year but you did promise me a pen! Holding you to it.
I have at least one of those. It can double as a “Roundtoit”.
Got wood? Yeah, I’ve got wood, having a 100′ Beech tree cut down in the back yard to open the forest canopy for the 10 oak trees to grow. Don’t worry I’m having a 10′ section saved to make into furniture/implements/toys.
As to the Fed.gov, they should have sent blivets.
Spin
Molon Labe
P.S. a “blivet” is 10lb of shit in a 5lb bag.
Back when I was in SAC a “Blivet” was a “Special Weapon”.
Zar Belk!
Date is 11/5/22 ?? Uhg is it November again?
Argh!
Whether they pay in scrip or wood, they need a new CPA!
Unless there are some major assets we don’t know about, there is no reason with all those dependents and all that ag land that they should be paying in at all…maybe take a page from the progs and get “free” money back!
Yes I know Patriots don’t believe in that socialist shit and do believe in paying their fair share, BUT as DJT explained several times, you take every “loophole” you can find and if they don’t like it they can change the rule…the rule of unintended consequences that is. Back to the DD, find those loopholes, keep that wood, and turn that 41K into more tools and food for the apocalypse.
Or, I can get them a whole roll of 20 1-oz double eagles for about 38K and have three g’s left over for…well that will still buy a couple cases each of 223 and 308, 9mm, 357 and a pretty good bit of 22lr and 12ga…
Now that’s how you spend $41,000 in times like these.
Looks like there is more wood in those nickles than in all the dicks in DC
I dunno, I heard Nancy Pee be pretty well hung…
I thought that was Mooch…
Hahahah! excellent, Pam.
Just enough blur on the building’s sign to make the question “Internal” or “Infernal” valid…
They don’t like it when you identify them as The Infernal Revenue Service. Not at all. No sense of humor.
Speaking for an audited friend who sent in his return with the taxes due check signed like that one tax season.
And there are very attractive petite dark haired English background CPA’s that worked for the IRS just out of college and getting their CPA’s until they realized and understood.
What do you suppose will be-come of this peckerhead in prison?
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna60217
Maybe no good is what he will get. Bless his heart.
That is a severe crime for him to have committed.
I believe there is a set of murders in a Southern county dealing with a family that did these things to clients over around a century. Murdaugh and Murder abounded.
Some long horned brother is gonna make that boy his girlfriend inside of fifteen minutes into the joint. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving slimebucket.
That will be-come him quite well, as implied.
There’s a ‘wooden nickel’ available online “Good For One Sexual Encounter ~ Redeemable From Any Participating Human Being” Hope the reverse says “Use Only When Sober”