Excellent test.
Make it one of those feral hogs, shot in the wild.
And!…..Corral a sounder (or two or three….) of feral hogs, and drive them through/onto the land that Blood proposes to use as his new Sand Chigger City. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks to Zohran Mamdani real estate prices in Florida Man Land are getting jacked up big time. There’s no need to make a bad situation worse.
Besides, being a native son of Oklahoma myself, Texas aint so bad, at least when considering the humidity in the western counties.
I was amused to discover that General Omar Bradly chose to retire in the El Paso area for that reason among others.
Fire Ants! They are Horible! Huge! They are everywhere and in Evrything. Trillions and trillions of them. They swarm on you, the bite is terrible, and highly infectious. I should never have moved my poor suffering family here.
And chiggers. So tiny can’t see em’, don’t feel the bite til’ they are long gone, and the bite lasts days and days. Farmers use a sock full of Sulphur powder to knock against trousers to keep them off. Enjoy.
I use insect repellent on my lower legs. It works, believe it or not.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 pm
ensitue
I am not a cat person but I took pity on an emaciated female last Oct. I now have a house full of cats and the cat bills are driving me to the poor house!
I have two black tomcats. One showed up at my back door in 2023 and my daughter let him in. He went straight to the cat food bowl (she has two cats), ate until he was full and then walked over to where she was sitting, jumped into her lap and went to sleep. He’s still here. I wanted to call him Fluffy but the grandkids named him Loki. The other is a short haired, black tom with tattered ears who apparently lost his family, and we ended up taking him in last year. Since he was a wanderer, we named him Odin, after the King of the Norse gods, who often wandered among mortals. He’s a very friendly guy, and a terrific rodent control machine, so he earns his keep.
I don’t mind having them. I’ve always had a cat or two and I’d lost my last kitty in 2022, so I was ready for another.
When I was a kid we took in a stray. We named her Mary Magdalene for her obvious sin, as she looked pregnant enough to give birth momentarily. A month later we had 9 kittens.
What the frog all boils down to is – why are we having to wait yet another year (!!!!!) for the actual, non-fraud 2020 vote count to be released and the criminal traitors incarcerated? All other questions at this point are as irrelevant as the brand of glue in “Joe Biden’s” plastic mask…
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Save the pork BBQ for Blood’s next visit.
Excellent test.
Make it one of those feral hogs, shot in the wild.
And!…..Corral a sounder (or two or three….) of feral hogs, and drive them through/onto the land that Blood proposes to use as his new Sand Chigger City. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Move back to the land of swamps, gators, and hurricanes? Dang.
I’ll stick to the land of thorns, longhorns, and hailstorms.
You forgot the 20-ft snakes…it’s awful here ; please stay away. Tell your friends!
Thanks to Zohran Mamdani real estate prices in Florida Man Land are getting jacked up big time. There’s no need to make a bad situation worse.
Besides, being a native son of Oklahoma myself, Texas aint so bad, at least when considering the humidity in the western counties.
I was amused to discover that General Omar Bradly chose to retire in the El Paso area for that reason among others.
Packing Kitties rule !
Yeah, but they are lacking a proper Supervisor. You know, the Orange male with the one-minute per day time-share on the brain cell
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Zar Belk!
Florida….world’s largest sandbar.
Florida. Land of the newly wed, and the nearly dead.
I’m not either of those, so I guess I won’t be heading there any time soon. At least for now……….
A mostly below sea level sandbar
Move BACK to Texas??? As in you moved away from Florida???
I’d offer to help you pack and travel but I would probably be as helpful as a cat. Or several.
Fire Ants! They are Horible! Huge! They are everywhere and in Evrything. Trillions and trillions of them. They swarm on you, the bite is terrible, and highly infectious. I should never have moved my poor suffering family here.
And chiggers. So tiny can’t see em’, don’t feel the bite til’ they are long gone, and the bite lasts days and days. Farmers use a sock full of Sulphur powder to knock against trousers to keep them off. Enjoy.
I use insect repellent on my lower legs. It works, believe it or not.
I am not a cat person but I took pity on an emaciated female last Oct. I now have a house full of cats and the cat bills are driving me to the poor house!
Cats are the doorway to Heaven!
I have two black tomcats. One showed up at my back door in 2023 and my daughter let him in. He went straight to the cat food bowl (she has two cats), ate until he was full and then walked over to where she was sitting, jumped into her lap and went to sleep. He’s still here. I wanted to call him Fluffy but the grandkids named him Loki. The other is a short haired, black tom with tattered ears who apparently lost his family, and we ended up taking him in last year. Since he was a wanderer, we named him Odin, after the King of the Norse gods, who often wandered among mortals. He’s a very friendly guy, and a terrific rodent control machine, so he earns his keep.
I don’t mind having them. I’ve always had a cat or two and I’d lost my last kitty in 2022, so I was ready for another.
When I was a kid we took in a stray. We named her Mary Magdalene for her obvious sin, as she looked pregnant enough to give birth momentarily. A month later we had 9 kittens.
What the frog all boils down to is – why are we having to wait yet another year (!!!!!) for the actual, non-fraud 2020 vote count to be released and the criminal traitors incarcerated? All other questions at this point are as irrelevant as the brand of glue in “Joe Biden’s” plastic mask…