The Mirror Crack’d.
End Times.


  • December 16, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    Let’s get intellectual.

    Let’s not.

  • December 16, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    To quote Marshall McLuhan, “The Medium is the Message.”

    • December 16, 2016 at 10:57 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      You think any of the Double Dee Ranch women are a medium?

      • December 17, 2016 at 8:13 am

        Size 6, but would look great in a 5. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • December 17, 2016 at 11:46 am

        The part I’m looking at is definitely a large, about a 40 I’d say…DD of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • December 16, 2016 at 8:25 pm
    Grunt GI

    Brains and boobehs. Potent combination in a woman.
    Especially a red head.

  • December 16, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    ok add another book to my kindle. Oh I bought The Future Rhymes because of ad on here.

    • December 16, 2016 at 11:47 pm

      Didn’t buy that one but spotted an ad for one that interested me.
      Hey Chris! I have bought a few books through interest on DBD. Tell Amazon you need some kickback!

      • December 17, 2016 at 12:30 am
        Chris Muir

        There is an dbd Amazon thingy here somewhere.

      • December 17, 2016 at 12:34 pm

        Look at the top of the right hand column, under the days of DBD past.

    • December 17, 2016 at 11:06 am
      Steve Kreitler

      I’ve read it twice- it’s a pretty good book. The author is Oleg Volk’s girlfriend. Don’t know who Oleg Volk is? He’s a champion of freedom for all!

    • December 17, 2016 at 8:50 pm

      Downloaded it for my Kindle

  • December 16, 2016 at 8:52 pm
    George J

    Not exactly Miracle on 34th Street, now is it…

  • December 16, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Maybe not…but miraculous 38DD’s on Sam’s street is close enough for me

  • December 16, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    So are cattle prods needed when the Gods and Wannabes run amok while drinking and eating totally off the hook Q?

    Do they make tasers small enough to hide in thigh hi stockings?

    • December 16, 2016 at 11:43 pm

      Depends on what you want showing.
      I prefer a duster because I’m not pretty and unfortunately I now live in Fl. so hiding 12 ga. and etc. is out so…
      But yes, the running amok do believe they are gods. I still need the 12ga. for “puny god”s!

      • December 17, 2016 at 10:32 am

        It was long ago, but Hobart Ground Power Units pack a number of huge capacitors. We were told to pull the power and take a long break before opening the panels. Course, I learned about them as a kid from an old model T cap.

      • December 17, 2016 at 10:34 am

        Was supposed to be under Unca Walt. Just starting the coffee. Sorry.

    • December 17, 2016 at 1:28 am

      You could always charge a micro farad capacitor to 48 VDC.
      (Do not try this at home. I am a trained professional.)

      • December 17, 2016 at 9:04 am
        Unca Walt

        (*snork*) You just triggered a SE Asia Games funny memory:

        GI’s playing volleyball. Solid Rule in volleyball: NO TOUCHING THE NET.

        To eliminate any arguments, we simply strung two thin copper wires parallel across the top.

        Connected to a capacitor the size of a beer bottle.

        NOBODY ever disputed this infraction ever again. Screams could be heard for a long distance. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • December 17, 2016 at 1:57 pm

        Now THAT is rule enforcement.

      • December 17, 2016 at 7:14 pm

        They could have been thrown off the fantail instead

  • December 16, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    “Urban fantasy” can get very strange at times.

    Then again, if Dionysus walked into The Place, Jake would just ask him what he’s having.

    clear ether


    • December 16, 2016 at 11:33 pm

      Drat. That was supposed to be my address.

      I TOLD him to rest the bloody thing!

      clear ether


    • December 16, 2016 at 11:50 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Time Travelers Strictly Cash.

      • December 17, 2016 at 4:03 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        ;-|) I LOVE the Spider Robinson books!!!

      • December 17, 2016 at 7:38 pm

        Or gold-pressed latinum “Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.”

    • December 17, 2016 at 4:08 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      No kidding! See- “The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul” , by Douglas Adams ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • December 17, 2016 at 2:08 pm

        Is that the one where Arthur Dent gets into a disagreement with Thor and then invites him outside to settle the matter…while not bothering to remind Thor that they are on an FTL spaceship? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • December 17, 2016 at 12:08 am

    From yesterday’s cartoon, just to set the facts right: Julia Ioffe did not tweet that Trump was fucking his daughter. She tweeted : โ€œEither Trump is fucking his daughter or heโ€™s shirking nepotism laws. Which is worse?โ€

    Condition #1 has no information by which to confirm nor deny but she is scheduled to have an office in the White House (the First Lady’s office actually) and she has already begun to lobby for her bad idea to have taxpayers provide paid maternity leave. That is likely to be nepotism.

    • December 17, 2016 at 12:33 am
      Chris Muir

      Just to set the tone here:you’re being a parsing dick here,gadfly. Straighten up or buzz off.You are perilously close to Concern Trolling, got it?

      • December 17, 2016 at 9:08 am
        Unca Walt

        I love it when you talk dirty.

    • December 17, 2016 at 3:49 am
      Old Codger

      or heโ€™s shirking nepotism laws

      I don’t understand “shirking” in this context. To my mind, “shirking” is failing to do some assigned task – truancy would be shirking to me. So far as I know, Obozo NEVER actually submitted a budget per the constitution. THAT would appear to me to be shirking on a grand scale.

      Did Ms Julia Ioffe mean he was ignoring said laws or violating them? And for that matter, is it illegal to allow Ivanka to have an office in the WH? Are there statutes in the U.S. Code prohibiting a sitting president from putting a relative to work?

      • December 17, 2016 at 2:01 pm

        Obviously not.
        Jack Kennedy made his own brother Attorney General.

      • December 17, 2016 at 6:44 pm

        The law was changed after that to prevent a future episode.

    • December 17, 2016 at 4:05 am
      Old Codger

      Ah, Mr Gadfly, even a cursory scan of the news stories about Ms Ioffe’s firing would lead one to disagree with your assessment. Here are some headlines (bold) plus a tiny snip of the article.

      Julia Ioffe Fired Over Obscene Ivanka Trump Tweet

      Reporter Fired After Posting Offensive Tweet About Trump And His Daughter
      โ€œWe understand how absolutely infuriating it is to have incidents like this tarnish…”

      Politico reporter fired for ‘gratuitous’ comic tweet suggesting Trump has sex with daughter
      Jewish reporter Julia Ioffe has been dismissed from political journal Politico for a tweet in which she says US President-elect Donald Trump likely having sex with daughter Ivanka in response to reports that she would be given a White House office where the First Lady normally sits.

      Looks like most everyone thought she was making an obscene remark about the P-E and his oldest daughter too. I think you are being a dick about this.

      • December 17, 2016 at 10:40 am

        Thought she was immediately hired again by some other outfit I ignore.

    • December 17, 2016 at 8:51 am

      Guess nobody remembers Attorney General Robert Kennedy. Seems to me he was related to the President and the left didn’t have problem with that.

    • December 17, 2016 at 9:32 am

      @gadfly, more like botfly. How soon you forget the encroachment of the MIL on the top floor. I don’t remember Mrs. Robinson being on the lease or ballot.
      O’Baja is on record as saying he has no control over his MIL. That frog hair you’re splitting has already been split 4 ways.

  • December 17, 2016 at 12:58 am

    Bacchus and his sacred servants and maybe some wild women maenads flush with wine may be present in the next room unfettering the followers. Dionysus enters into them and gives them joy and divine ecstasy, or brutal and blinding rage. Let’s hope for the joy and ecstasy.
    Let the show begin. It’s in the DDQ. Dionysus usually wanders in the woods, though his festivals did inspire most Greek plays.

    • December 17, 2016 at 1:09 am

      Can I be the Bouncer? Pretty Please!
      I’ve tossed a few rowdy rascals out the door on their collective ears and behinds. Used a grind twist of a heel for those who couldn’t get the message.

      • December 17, 2016 at 2:08 am

        As far as I am concerned, be the bouncer. You can throw them out as you please within your discretion.
        Let the entertainment commence. Onstage and off stage. All is the stage.

      • December 17, 2016 at 11:54 am

        Very good and merry hijinks

    • December 17, 2016 at 4:05 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Just wait till THOR shows up!!

      • December 17, 2016 at 11:53 am

        The bigger they are…
        What’s the other part? Something about being hard and falling.
        Sure hope nothing breaks and is the bar stocked with mead?

      • December 17, 2016 at 5:36 pm

        I thought he stepped outside to settle a matter at Warp-9.

      • December 17, 2016 at 7:15 pm

        Can you do an emergency stop at that speed?

  • December 17, 2016 at 1:26 am

    Double facepalm, for when a single is not enough.

  • December 17, 2016 at 3:42 am

    Pretty good book. I read it a while back.

  • December 17, 2016 at 6:05 am

    Putin made me do it.

    It’s all Putin’s fault.

    • December 17, 2016 at 2:23 pm

      But Obama told him to ” Cut it out!”. I’m sure that had Vlad shaking in his boots. Probably in laughter.

    • December 17, 2016 at 7:35 pm

      It’s always someone elses fault

  • December 17, 2016 at 7:03 am
    Bill G

    I hope the music isn’t being played by a dude with really hairy legs, cloven hooves and a ram’s horns with a set of reed pipes.

  • December 17, 2016 at 10:06 am

    @PaulS from yesterday

    Oops, my bad. These multi-day running conversations are tough to follow. Would be nice if we could check a box and be notified of new comments in order to stay current. On the other hand, I sure didn’t mind looking back through the past few days of conversation ๐Ÿ™‚

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