Minute Men.


  • December 17, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Oh my God.. the only thing wrong with Sam is that she’s not real.

    • December 17, 2016 at 10:17 pm

      If she was real, then she’d belong to some other man. At least this way, I can share the view.

    • December 18, 2016 at 11:08 am

      “When you wish upon a star…”

  • December 17, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    OK. I’ll Always order coleslaw!

    • December 18, 2016 at 1:29 am

      As long as it’s vinegar based. Mayo makes me sick.

      • December 18, 2016 at 9:32 am

        There are some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
        Cole Slaw of any kind is one of them. Ick.

      • December 18, 2016 at 1:43 pm

        Precisely the opposite for me.
        Cooked Brassica (cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower etc) puts me off my feed, but eating it raw (if a little dressed up) is just fine.

  • December 17, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    What was it somebody was saying a few days ago about not liking short-shorts? Benefit of the doubt to him, that was before today’s panel six.
    Thank you Chris from the bottom of my heart, and elsewhere, for ignoring such heresy. End times? Yes please. I’ll have some more please.

    But Pamela’s link from yesterday says Z -and we- are totally objectifying Sam, or parts of her anyway…he’s one animal the leftists have failed to educate (indoctrinate). Thank God for ignernt men like him and women like her…without them we might well cease to exist as a species.

    • December 18, 2016 at 2:15 am

      Objectifying or not, it is one main factor in keeping us around to protect and provide for them and our offspring. They should be glad we are that way and will do that. Alternatives are they get tossed from one gang lord/tyrant/king to the other with no regard at all except their ability to to look pleasing enough for them to be used by said strongman. Or in some religions, chattel, with No worth unless the man’s “honor” requires he kill them.

    • December 18, 2016 at 9:40 am

      Drawing from the Prager commentary, the problem is that stupidity is not painful to the stupid, rather it’s painful to those who the stupid inflict their stupidity on.

    • December 18, 2016 at 10:02 am


      The loony left has to have something to complain/bitch/scream to the rafter about on a daily basis. It validates their inane/insane reason to live and take up vital resources at the expense of others.

      Quote the article “One of the proofs that higher education makes those who attend college more foolish, more naive and often even more ignorant about life than those who never attended college is the widespread belief among the well-educated that when men sexually objectify women it means that they are misogynists, haters of women.

      So, here is a list of eight truths about males and sexual objectification for those who have a degree in any of the “social sciences.” The rest can be found here:

      There are too many people out there resorting to dating apps to find someone to love or have empty sex with. Too many have bought into the “I can have it all and only on these terms in order to (insert here).
      Well Sister the only thing you’ll be inserting is a sex toy instead of a man.
      I’ll take a man over batteries any day of the week.
      Stop settling for a false hood.

      Besides, I happen to like sexy lingerie. Even if no one sees it.

      • December 18, 2016 at 12:21 pm

        Well let’s get the last and most obvious point out of the way first.

        “I happen to like sexy lingerie. Even if no one sees it.”

        Oh we see it, even (as the old Christmas goes) if only in our dreams. And I daresay similar fantasies play into your enjoyment as well. 😉

        Now to Prager’s truths, not only do I agree with them, I could have wrote them. Especially the part about leftist academics (redundant) indoctrination of our young people under the guise of education. As I have said many times, some of the most educated and “enlightened” people I’ve ever met were some of the stupidest. And that is no accident. How else to perpetuate their kind than for the elite to control the flow of information and their version of religion (as Prager so rightly puts it) to the exclusion of ours and God’s?

        Second only to stoppage of the flow of the already mature haters of all that we are and the expulsion of the ones already among us, is the critical need to purge the learning establishment of their instructors. Who has DT appointed as DOE and HHS head? It’s a good start. Got to nip that shit in the bud before it’s too late if -as every aspect of legacy media, academics, entertainment, and gov itself would indicate- it isn’t already.

        It’s on us to stop it, and right now we have a chance, but we mustn’t be complacent. The tools of war are being placed at our disposal, now it’s time to employ them.

      • December 18, 2016 at 12:24 pm

        Christmas “refrains”, and could have “written”. Proof your drivel, dumbass.

      • December 18, 2016 at 1:04 pm


  • December 17, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Animal, indeed, but you wouldn’t want Zed any other way, would you, Sam?

    Let’s hope the power of the Hildabeast’s immunity is waning so the special prosecutor can bring justice to the Clinton Foundation and all of it’s principals.

  • December 17, 2016 at 10:45 pm
    Grunt GI

    To call those sweatshirts is kinda generous, still a lot of exposed flesh there.
    I’m sure Zed will warm those parts up later.

    • December 18, 2016 at 12:42 am

      That little red thing is to “sweatshirt” as those little blue things are to “shorts”.

  • December 17, 2016 at 10:48 pm


  • December 17, 2016 at 11:21 pm
    Daniel in Brookline

    After enjoying a comic such as this one, and wanting to review yesterday’s edition, why does the ‘prev’ link read to me like ‘perv’?

    Must be just me. (Is Sam making me dyslexic?)

    Okay, back to whatever you were doing…

    • December 17, 2016 at 11:38 pm
      Chris Muir

      Happens to me every day.

      • December 18, 2016 at 12:01 am

        🙂 I take the 5th.

      • December 18, 2016 at 1:25 pm

        Scotch or bourbon?

    • December 18, 2016 at 12:13 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Any thing wrong with that?
      “A dyslexic walked into a bra….”

      • December 18, 2016 at 2:04 am

        Stuck a couple of 38s in the barkeeps chest, then pulled a gun.

      • December 18, 2016 at 10:07 am

        Gentlemen- my ribs hurt for laughing so much.
        Thank you.

  • December 17, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    Cole’s Law – Thinly sliced cabbage

  • December 17, 2016 at 11:59 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    So round
    So firm
    So fully packed

  • December 18, 2016 at 12:00 am

    “Allah made me do it,” will be heard throughout the land. Well, accoring to Sharia Law so many things that we consider crimes, like rape, theft, murder, and genocide is demanded of Muslims in Shariah Law.

    Judgement: Do unto the Muslim what they do unto others.
    The Mongols did it. They treated Muslims as the Muslims treated others.
    Though the Mongols were a powerful, but short term, flare up.

    Civilization cannot survive when an aspect of those within its jurisdiction act as though crimes are ordered by a god. That threat and damage must be dealt with such that the threat and damage ends. Such is logical and within international law and God’s law.

    Thank God that He did make us in His image and as animals. Thank you, God.

    • December 18, 2016 at 11:04 am

      I read somewhere many moons ago that Mo’s “god” was an amalgamation of several old gods including the base being that of a hermaphroditic river god. Have any of them figured out that got sold snake oil yet by a huckster?

      • December 18, 2016 at 2:02 pm

        An alternative explanation is that the “Angel” Mo spoke to in the cave was not who said angle said he was, but was instead the Lord of Lies, Satan who was, of course, the foremost of all the angels in the Judaeo-Christian tradition.
        It would explain a great deal.

  • December 18, 2016 at 12:11 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Magic has returned after a 5000 year absence.”

    Which would explain the rise in DildoCrats and ProgTards (since the days of Woodrow Wilson – ptu!ptu!), as they base their religion (and it’s assorted offshoot cults) of “socialism” on “feewings”, not science.

    I wonder how that would mesh – or conflict – with “The 5000 Year Leap: A miracle that Changed the World”, by W. Cleon Skousen? (BTW, a great conservative PoliSci read)

  • December 18, 2016 at 1:11 am

    Breeding sounds like a wonderful idea!

  • December 18, 2016 at 1:14 am

    Panel 4. Slick Willie sure can talk? Well, something tells me he caught the Killer Clap sometime a while back from the look of him, and I wouldn’t want to be near enough to hear him speak just in case it develops into an airborne virus.

    • December 18, 2016 at 10:14 am

      Blake~ the skinny is his member is on the small size so he developed into a talented cunning linguist. Long fingers helped too…

      • December 18, 2016 at 11:49 am

        The *skinny* is Slick’s willy is small is small? Now that’s funny.

        But it was my understanding that rather than attached oral and manual stimulators, he preferred his babes (victims) to be smokin’. Cubanos that is.

      • December 18, 2016 at 12:27 pm

        “is small is small”? Again, proof your shit, boy.

  • December 18, 2016 at 1:48 am

    Memo to Sam:

    You walked into that one with your eyes wide open.

    Though, I don’t hear you complaining too much!

  • December 18, 2016 at 7:51 am

    The end all of ends!

    Excuse me while I wipe up the drool.

  • December 18, 2016 at 8:40 am

    Those qualify as sweatshirts? o.O?

  • December 18, 2016 at 8:54 am
    Bill G

    It was the beast of times, it was the wurst of times…

    • December 18, 2016 at 1:28 pm

      It was the breast of times…

  • December 18, 2016 at 10:05 am
    John C.

    “‘There’s a Divinity that shapes our ends,’ said Hamlet in happier days as Ophelia walked gracefully away from him.” – Richard Armour in “Twisted Tales from Shakespeare”

  • December 18, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    What did the lefty feminazis and Lbqiasnits say about the second situation, much less LRedRidingH’s grandma and her behavior in the post on an earlier day towards that poor defenseless wolf that strode into grandma’s lair.

    Stay warm out there in the end.

    • December 18, 2016 at 2:08 pm
      • December 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm

        I consider that more destructive than the crap complained about by the LquisteersBby. It’s like a taste and but a shadow of what Chris is attempting to portray above, with the added destructiveness of blind passion. Run that red light and die, buddy. Just a personal opinion. Flash and burn is likely for that scenario. I avoid that. As entertainment, i preferred Red Skelton falling prey to the persistence of his paramour. There is so much possible and so many settle for so little for so long.
        It is a good song and very well done Many relate to that situation so it is a large potential market. He is singing well to and for his audience.
        My opinion.

      • December 18, 2016 at 4:51 pm

        My take on the song is that is shows when lustfire overrules common sense and reason.

      • December 18, 2016 at 5:54 pm

        OK. That works. I usually find the good about something. Not so much there. A guide how not to be.

      • December 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

        Now that confirms I was too old, too young. Coffee house instant easy; here’s my number.
        Skipped a few of that proposition, as nice as they looked. Read as pure high maintenance trouble. That’s just me though.

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