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  • December 16, 2022 at 12:05 am
    Kafiroon

    Constant whining tires anyone out. Sleeping through it is better than listening to it.

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  • December 16, 2022 at 12:30 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Besides the usual night time fun and games, how does Zed manage to to get any sleep?

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  • December 16, 2022 at 12:40 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Th’ hell is in that cup?

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  • December 16, 2022 at 1:11 am
    Too Tall

    What government meeting isn’t 200 proof Sominex?

    Government can even make sex boring. They went broke running a whorehouse in Nevada.

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    • December 16, 2022 at 3:06 am
      Henry

      Probably because it was a legal business in Nevada, and legal businesses are so hard to run, due all the government regulation.

      They were much more successful with the ,a href=”https://thenextweb.com/news/the-fbi-likely-ran-nearly-half-the-child-porn-sites-on-the-dark-web-in-2016″>23 child porn websites they ran.

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    • December 16, 2022 at 6:01 am
      Steve+Peterson

      Too Tall
      Corporate meetings are not much better
      Or as I have seen “ another meeting that could have been an email “

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      • December 16, 2022 at 9:50 pm
        Too Tall

        Steve Peterson,

        Or, four hours out of my life that I will never get back.

    • December 16, 2022 at 8:24 am
      MasterDiver

      Now they want to destroy the maritime industries by limiting boat speeds. From the same folks that think lobster pots are a threat to whales:

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/biden-administration-boating-proposal-would-be-greatest-regulatory-overreach-of-its-kind-critics-warn/ar-AA15kkzg

      Zar Belk!

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      • December 16, 2022 at 10:44 am
        rickn8or

        Federal Speed Cops…

    • December 16, 2022 at 9:08 am
      interventor

      Went broke running a strip join in DC

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  • December 16, 2022 at 4:18 am
    Halley
    • December 16, 2022 at 11:29 am
      WayneM

      Oh damn…

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    • December 17, 2022 at 8:53 am
      Henry

      Not just this X Files, but the UK/Netflix series “Utopia” described the pandemic to a T.

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  • December 16, 2022 at 7:51 am
    Stanley Anderson

    I wonder if the agenda for the meeting was to fashion a mission statement?

    I need to back off quickly here before my blood pressure gets too high (can you tell I’ve been on at least two “mission statement” committees in my half century of work — and one of them was for a church committee no less, the worst of the bunch by far?)

    Anyway, my firm conviction is that ANY mission statement can be reduced to the three-word Cub Scouts’ (are they still around these days — in any recognizable form?) motto, “Do your best.” And for a “continuous improvement” effort the next year, it can even be reduced to two words with the Boy Scout motto, “Be prepared.”

    And it suddenly occurs to me, given a recent DVD strip’s title, the third year, the mission statement could be reduced by one letter into “Be prepped.”

    But can I suggest that Chris form a mission statement committee for DBD? It could help foster and cement a cohesive bond between readership and administrative func…

    *Running as fast as legs will carry to nearest swimmin’ hole grabbing broken off reed to breathe with underwater in order to hide until angry torch-bearing crowd passes by* (though looking it up just now reveals articles talking about how ineffective such breathing reeds can be. Hmmm…were the tests done when certain ladies were dallying in a Texas swimmin’ hole during a fund-raiser, I wonder?)

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    • December 16, 2022 at 10:37 am
      epador

      Stan’s the Man.

      There’s a reason to carry 1/4” camo-painted pvc pipe at all times, Stan. Or practice 5 min underwater breath holding which comes in handy when you are doing your underwater evac training with a bunch newbies.

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      • December 16, 2022 at 12:22 pm
        Oldarmourer

        Or just do what I’m recommending to more and more younguns lately…
        “breathing out CO2 causes global warming, stop doing it”

  • December 16, 2022 at 1:22 pm
    Pamela
  • December 16, 2022 at 2:55 pm
    Sebastian San Martino

    That poor tireless MILF.

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  • December 16, 2022 at 4:37 pm
    cb ~

    OMG, Elon found his Hawaiian Birth Certificate!?!?

    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603804175858429952

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  • December 16, 2022 at 5:30 pm
    Robert L

    I have to say that the second panel with Sam shown sleeping gives rise to other thinking.

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  • December 16, 2022 at 10:22 pm
    Oldarmourer

    Up here, the liebral gov’t lost well over a billion dollars selling dope after they legalized it…of course the ones picked to run the production being longtime party bagmen and ex-politicians instead of people with knowledge of the art and science of agriculture as it pertains to that particular plant didn’t have any effect in that…
    It was still cheaper to buy higher quality stuff in a tavern bathroom than the legal variety at the liquor store…a LOT cheaper, and no GST 😉
    I don’t smoke it but don’t care if anyone else does.
    The scary part is that they intend to legalize EVERYTHING and don’t expect the overdose and crime rates to go up…must be why Narcan is available in dispensing machines all over the cities and why they can’t keep them stocked..put ‘free’ anything in front of a junkie and it’s going to be gone.

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  • December 16, 2022 at 11:01 pm
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Gladiator you say? Here ya go, hundred bucks a pop…

    Except, ya know, sold out in a day and now you gotta go to flea-bay and pay more.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trumps-digital-trading-cards-sold-out-in-one-day-netting-44-million/ar-AA15n9oT

    Can’t make this shit up. Progs were going crazy over his super-hero card out of one side of their mouth and keeping the other side about their crypto payoffs quiet. So. damn. funny.

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