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  • April 30, 2021 at 12:05 am
    Too Tall

    Molon Labe, baby!

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  • April 30, 2021 at 12:06 am
    Punta Gorda

    “Hail to the king baby…”

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  • April 30, 2021 at 12:06 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    The “God” Xiden isn’t.
    Oh, and “Molon Laave”.

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    • April 30, 2021 at 4:55 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Xidet?
      Molon Lavatory ?

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  • April 30, 2021 at 12:17 am
    Pamela

    I’m trying to figure out which of the congress critters would/could get away with strutting about in good old Xerxes makeup, outfit and all those piercings…

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    • April 30, 2021 at 1:13 am
      Kafiroon

      Thought the meme of The One in that get up fit his opinion of himself.

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    • April 30, 2021 at 2:19 am
      rickn8or

      I think Jerry Poopy Pants Nadler would be an excellent choice, voluntary or not.

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      • April 30, 2021 at 3:02 pm
        Steve Peterson

        Too much information

  • April 30, 2021 at 12:38 am
    William Henry

    I always considered old chuckie schumer to be some sort of lizard faced alien that eats small children.

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    • April 30, 2021 at 5:30 am
      Randy

      That ancient grifter certainly wears enough makeup to hide the fact he’s a lizard faced alien!

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  • April 30, 2021 at 1:09 am
    Pete231

    Most dangerous place in DC is to stand between Schmuckie and a media camera…..

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  • April 30, 2021 at 1:15 am
    Kafiroon

    Well, with the ‘krink krink’ still happening I Know what sound follows that!

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    • April 30, 2021 at 10:48 am
      JTC

      Two sounds:

      SNAP!
      and,
      Oh Shit!

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      • April 30, 2021 at 11:59 am
        Kafiroon

        Light weight! We always went WAY beyond that.
        Some innocuous tool or several usually traveled also.
        That was followed by a trip to have Pizza and Beers.
        We had a friend that could imitate the ‘snap’ sound perfectly.
        After the second time he pulled it, we never let him in the shop when removing or installing bolts.

      • April 30, 2021 at 12:11 pm
        JTC

        But while hurling deadly objects (don’t toss the easy-outs!) and drowning the sorrow in beer and pepperoni might assuage the pain temporarily, them mofo’s still got to come out.

        And get a new click-stop torque wrench, probably one of those sorry digital ones was responsible and should be the tool tossed furthest and most violently.

    • April 30, 2021 at 5:34 pm
      Henry

      See, to me, that’s just a plain old ratchet.

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  • April 30, 2021 at 3:30 am
    cz93x62

    The god-king Xerxes, eh? Gotta be Mad Maxine Waters, she is as batshit-crazy as Xerxes was. Persia has been a PITA for millenia, whether it called itself Mesopotamia, Sumeria, Babylonia, or Iran.

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    • April 30, 2021 at 8:59 am
      Norm

      And we know why they changed the name of their country from Persia to Iran.

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      • April 30, 2021 at 1:19 pm
        Roland Deshain

        Not all of us. Near as I can tell they changed the name around 1936 because Iran is the word for Persia in their language. Do you have another reason I missed in my short research?

      • April 30, 2021 at 5:07 pm
        NotYetInACamp
      • April 30, 2021 at 10:21 pm
        eon

        In Persian, Iran means “Aryan” or more colloquially “Land of the Aryans”. Guess who they were trying to suck up to at that time?

        Hint; the Mufti of Jerusalem, Hajj Amin al-Husseini (Yasir Arafat’s uncle, BTW) went to Tehran to form a Shiite Muslim “ethnic” SS Division in 1943.

        The Nazis were both anti-Semitic and anti-British, and that was all he and the “Iranians” needed to know.

        clear ether

        eon

    • April 30, 2021 at 10:11 am
      rickn8or

      I like your thinking, but I was pimping for Nadler because I wanted him to have to get all the piercings.

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      • April 30, 2021 at 10:33 am
        Advo

        Nadler gets lashed to the front of the lead assault wagon.

  • April 30, 2021 at 5:48 am
    eon

    Someone should have explained to them that the time to confiscate all the arms is before you loose the mob on the people you want “erased”.

    Loosing the mob first just tells the intended targets that they are, in fact, targets.

    Post-modern progressive thought processes are some of the most muddled ever seen. I suspect that they may be so stupid that they cannot even conceive of anyone being more intelligent than they are.

    In fact, they would likely be outsmarted by the average tree sloth.

    clear ether

    eon

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    • April 30, 2021 at 8:14 am
      Dastardly Dan

      I like the sequence they’re using. It will be more entertaining in the long run

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    • April 30, 2021 at 10:46 am
      Pamela

      Was it all the booze they imbibed, or perchance all the weed, powder and pills consumed with reckless abandon that made them think they are GODS TO BE OBEYED!

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      • April 30, 2021 at 10:24 pm
        eon

        Never overlook the possibility that they may just be naturally almost too stupid to walk and chew gum simultaneously.

        Or to even spell “simultaneously” correctly.

        I was raised in a family of FDR “New Deal” Democrats. Trust me when I say that we’re not talking about Mensa candidates here.

        clear ether

        eon

    • April 30, 2021 at 11:10 am
      JTC

      I dunno eon,

      What better way to thin the herd than by our hands and barrels, which then empowers the godhead (which imagines itself to be God but will ultimately, prayers to the Real God), be revealed to be the impotent wizard behind the curtain), to avail itself of the weapons of mass destruction stockpile for the Final Solution, if they can find somebody who knows how to push the buttons.

      But, if that’s the path to it, if our whole TIME’S UP! meme is actually referencing our time as well as theirs, send that fucking mob of pods at me and let’s put that Evil Black Rifle barrel to the melt test like on YouTube, but with a rather different scenario.

      They might ultimately take my guns, but those motherfuckers will be useless scrap by then, and maybe soon after the whole world will be too. I mean, that’s what The Bible says, just doesn’t specify when or how, but it could easily be by fire and now.

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    • April 30, 2021 at 1:22 pm
      Roland Deshain

      Modern progressives are the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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  • April 30, 2021 at 8:30 am
    Caved1ver01

    Molon Labe, Biatches!

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  • April 30, 2021 at 10:53 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    “We will shoot arrows enough to blot out the sun!”
    “Then we will fight in the shade!”

    Best. Lines. EVAH!

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  • April 30, 2021 at 1:29 pm
    TonyG

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ (Having come, take)

    The Spartans were men of few words

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  • April 30, 2021 at 3:16 pm
    Pamela
    • April 30, 2021 at 5:13 pm
      cb
      • April 30, 2021 at 5:38 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        It’s going to be crazy.
        https://azstatefair.com/crazytimescarnival/

        “As a state entity, we follow the Governor’s directives,” Yee said.

        Also happening at the fairgrounds, the Arizona state Senate’s audit of the state’s 2020 election technology and 2.1 million ballots. That audit is happening inside the Arizona Memorial Coliseum, which is within walking distance of the carnival.

        Yee did not address security concerns. Ken Bennet, the former Arizona Secretary of State is the person who was hired to monitor the Senate’s audit.

        https://www.americanpartisan.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/AZ-Craigslist.jpg
        Actors/help needed $15 per hour

        Duties – protest activity, holding Anti Trump signs
        minorities welcome and needed

      • April 30, 2021 at 6:15 pm
        Pamela

        Yes it is. Do a search and see if there were any previous Crazy Times in Az or any where else. I’d say not… This appears to be a new spin on all the other Burning Times and I don’t mean Witches.

      • April 30, 2021 at 10:34 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Yup. This appears to be a State government members permitted attack on the audit.
        Start fights and the MSM blames the deplorables.
        Cover for nefarious actions by BLM, anfifa, hired help, or anything false flag.
        Goal is to discredit the audit by any means necessary.
        Lying, cheating, stealing, and anything is allowed by the criminal Democrats that engineered the seemingly successful Democrat 2020 Coup..
        A traveling Circus is an appropriate cover for the Democrat Coup Circus.

      • May 1, 2021 at 7:59 pm
        Henry

        No. Been here 20 years, and here has never been any “Crazy Times Circus.”

    • April 30, 2021 at 5:26 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Trump supporters should join up and get paid. Then take it over when the crazy timers start to get stupid, dangerous or crazy..

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  • April 30, 2021 at 5:52 pm
    cb
    • April 30, 2021 at 10:27 pm
      eon

      So, Hunter Biden isn’t the only one who can’t remember where he left his laptop?

      Nancy needs to cut back on the ice cream. At her age, type 2 diabetes can have odd mental effects if blood sugar measurement goes much over 400ml/dl (3x normal maximum).

      clear ether

      eon

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  • April 30, 2021 at 5:57 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Recent spokesperson quote: You can earn your freedom when you get your vaccination.

    Reply: Come git some.

    This is a far cry from: It will take 2 weeks isolation to get this under control.

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  • April 30, 2021 at 6:17 pm
    Pamela

    Where else can they give Millions of Kill Shots across all demographics legally

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  • April 30, 2021 at 8:00 pm
    John M.

    “Fire and Brimstone”

    Brimstone is sulfur. The smoke from Black Powder, and a lot of modern powders, smells like sulfur, and the “fire” could be small flames from a firearm’s muzzle.

    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase…

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  • April 30, 2021 at 10:59 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    I won in a Supreme Court a case where a municipal code beat a state law.
    Balderdash, you might say. The municipal code was supported by the Constitution. The state law was just a state law. Constitution trumps state law.

    State legislature law supported by US Constitution trumps State Governor, State AG, State Secretary of state, state anything.
    State legislator supported by US Constitution trumps any state official or act contrary to the State Legislatures laws.

    I used to be in the top top 1. I’ve gotten dumber since.

    I know. Do NOT feed the trolls.

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    • April 30, 2021 at 10:59 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      aaaaaaaaaaaaand the troll is gone.

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  • May 1, 2021 at 6:14 am
    wouff_hong

    “We had a friend that could imitate the ‘snap’ sound perfectly.”

    years ago worked with a guy who could make a really good electric arc sound … bastard did it a couple times while I had my head inside an instrument rack …

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