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  • August 19, 2022 at 12:05 am

    Skye has such a need!

  • August 19, 2022 at 12:18 am

    We will have to address that LEO’s are the front line thing at some point.

    But now’s not the time; let’s see what Tucker is made of!

  • August 19, 2022 at 12:21 am
    Too Tall

    Tale as old as time.

    It is how civilization keeps going.

    Wonder if Skye recently read Bridget Phetasy’s essay “I Regret Being a Slut” and Louise Perry’s new book “The Case Against the Sexual Revolution: A New Guide to Sex in the 21st Century.”

    Skye, it is not too late to give Spot a proper first name he can live up to, such as Wade.

    • August 19, 2022 at 12:25 am
      Too Tall

      Come to think of it, Skye, Wade was from Gonzales, TX.

      He understood the practical and symbolic importance of the artillery piece that inspired that flag.

  • August 19, 2022 at 12:29 am
    Too Tall

    Back at the Double D, the dawgs are detecting high levels of pheromones in the town of Gunpowder, TX. Probably start detecting tumescence, shortly.

  • August 19, 2022 at 12:41 am

    I hope they can detect “gun oil”, nitrobenzine or stress (non-blouse related).

    I’d certainly work the cookie line at that gathering, wearing Kevlar. They are off the DD.

  • August 19, 2022 at 1:26 am

    Ain’t Skye gonna be pissed, if Tucker’s already spoken for….

    • August 19, 2022 at 7:52 am
      bob in houston

      Thats what I’m betting is gonna happen.

  • August 19, 2022 at 1:47 am

    Why would he get near her? Remember their history. She’s gonna need to do mare than flash some cleavage to make up for the shit she pulled.

    • August 19, 2022 at 6:54 am
      Too Tall


      You are correct. Flashback:

      Tucker: “…and then she proceeded to blow…”

      Sam: “I know you dated my sister, but you have no right to talk about her like that!”

      Tucker: (without missing a beat) “a 0.23 BAC…”

      So, absolutely correct, UNLESS Tucker is the father of Hugo, Eva, or Spot. Then all bets are off.

  • August 19, 2022 at 4:26 am

    Other ways to say this too … like Molon Labe.

    • August 19, 2022 at 6:09 am
      Too Tall

      Probably better suited to Skye’s purposes, as the literal translation from the Greek is “Come take.”

      Skye’s blouse is essentially a Molon Labe flag of its own.

      • August 19, 2022 at 6:14 am
        Too Tall

        For those who enjoy terrible, cross-cultural puns, perhaps Skye’s blouse is best described as a Labe Molon flag.

    • August 19, 2022 at 6:21 am
      Too Tall

      Being laconic and all, Zed would instantly comprehend all of Skye’s messaging, forwards and backwards in any language.

      With regards to Tucker and Skye, I wonder if Zed “might have dialed him in some.”

      IIRC, the title of the original strip was “Come in, Rangoon.”

      • August 19, 2022 at 10:15 pm

        “Tune in Tokyo?”

  • August 19, 2022 at 5:27 am

    I fly that flag at my house and it was disturbing to our chaplain. “Is there something I should know,” he asked? There was a teaching moment, Texans, Comanche, Santa Ana. He breathed a sigh of relief. I said, “But we’re ready too,” just to mess with him.

    • August 19, 2022 at 6:18 am

      Might have added a bit of American Revolution history as to how the pastors (and chaplains, if you will) were a large part in stirring up the colonies against the British back before Texas independence.

      • August 19, 2022 at 6:26 am
        Too Tall

        Especially as the “circuit riding preachers” of that time, essentially served as the Patriots’ “intelligence service.”

    • August 19, 2022 at 7:56 am
      bob in houston

      The good chaplain might not want to drive thru the actual town of Gonzales then, the “Come and take it” flag is on damn near everyone’s flag pole.

      • August 19, 2022 at 4:57 pm

        Some brainwashed people teach that the flag is a symbol of violent right wing terrorists.
        How our education system has fallen.
        They may be correct that that flag is not the flag of the Globalist tyrants.
        It is a flag flown by peace loving citizens of America that will not tolerate violent tyrants.

  • August 19, 2022 at 5:56 am

    Skye is a (former?) liberal woman (coming around to conservative, but not much) who used her body to get a lot of what she wanted. She has two children already without being married, is approaching middle age or past her prime as a female, and is looking for a one-night stand or another temporary boyfriend?

    Run, Tucker, run!

    If it wasn’t for her family’s riches, Skye would be middle-aged trailer trash. And look it, even with her mother’s genes.

    Skye is “used goods”, not worth a long-term commitment. Can Skye even make a long-term commitment?

  • August 19, 2022 at 6:36 am

    Mia has been rather quiet of late. Perhaps she and Tucker have met and have an understanding.

    Skye is historically a traviesaof the first rank, though she has shown moments of civility scattered among her putana background. Ms. Right Now? Maybe. Mrs. Right? Not by a damn sight.

    • August 19, 2022 at 7:05 am
      Too Tall


      Although quiet, I suspect Mia and Travis have been busy.

      Traviesa is Spanish for sleeper, that works in so many ways.

      Putana is Italian for slut or whore but originally in Hindu was an evil spirit devoid of virtue.

      Magnificent multi-lingual description of Skye.

  • August 19, 2022 at 8:00 am
    William Henry

    Nothing like a pair of nice slobber knockers in front to get a man’s attention….it always worked on me back in the late 70s.

    tube tops and a pair of tight terry cloth shorts can drive a man insane.

    • August 19, 2022 at 9:04 am
      Too Tall

      William Henry,

      Especially a man who retains his X-Ray vision superpower from his teenage years.

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  • August 19, 2022 at 10:37 am
    TJ Strong

    didn’t she have a similar initial response a previous time she came to town…Only to find Tucker had a (muy caliente) latina lady on his arm?

    • August 19, 2022 at 10:20 pm

      IIRC, Tucker brought the Latina to a “Q” at the Double-D, and Skye went green-eyed because of it…

  • August 19, 2022 at 12:20 pm

    Further to my initial statement that we will see what Tucker is made of…

    His judgement is about to be tested, both as a man and as a Leo.

    “There once was a shurf named Tucker,
    Who was tempted by the slut to f–k her,
    Then it rang in his head, what the old cops said,
    “Badge’ll get you pussy, pussy’ll get your badge.”

  • August 19, 2022 at 12:37 pm

    Women like Skye are the poster girls of the “Men Going Their Own Way” (MGTOW) movement.

  • August 19, 2022 at 1:51 pm
    Polly Cy

    “Sheriffs” please, not “Sheriff’s.” Skye probably sneaked in and changed it to the possessive form.

    • August 19, 2022 at 2:13 pm

      Well she made it clear that she wants to be owned, or rather had, by him, so, possessive? Yeah.

      But, when it must be plural, shurfs is best, at least in the Souf.

    • August 20, 2022 at 12:49 am
      Too Tall

      Polly Cy,

      It does a person good to see you! I’ve missed your insights.

      “Skye probably sneaked in…” Devastating and spot on, as usual.

  • August 19, 2022 at 3:29 pm

    Care to place odds on if she’s ovulating?

    • August 19, 2022 at 6:32 pm
      Too Tall

      Ah, the Wisdom of Lady Pamela!

      Of course she is, that’s why the need is so great.

      Would not surprise me if all the women of the Double D are in “sync.”

      • August 19, 2022 at 9:36 pm

        My Dad did back to back tours during Viet Nam because the five females at home were on the same cycle

  • August 19, 2022 at 10:41 pm
    Too Tall


    Please thank your Dad for his service to our country. I would not have wanted to pull that duty, but with a wife and four daughters in sync, I can understand.

    I was only blessed with a wife and two daughters in sync. But their were times when Somalia was definitely calmer, safer, and less chaotic.

    Now when the clan got together, there were 11 in sync. Which on occasion resulted in my father-in-law, two brothers-in-law and I having some very important (and remote) guy things to attend to. Still wouldn’t have wanted to miss any of it. They grow up too fast.

    • August 19, 2022 at 11:46 pm

      Too Tall~ I would pass on your thanks for his Service to this Nation, but he passed in 1998 from a combination of Agent Orange exposure and a 5th aneurysm.

      • August 20, 2022 at 12:17 am
        Too Tall

        Sigh, such greatness, so much loss….

        I suspect his tour of duty isn’t really over. Probably organized a platoon, reinforced, of angels and has them out on patrol taking care of you and the rest of the family.

    • August 20, 2022 at 10:50 am

      Huh. Growing up, there were three females on our farm. Somehow, we never did sync our cycles. Basically, three weeks of every month were “interesting”, if I recall Dad’s comments correctly.

      Being a farmer, he stayed outside most of the time, so he only had to deal with mealtimes, the evening, and that daily five minutes of giving farm-related instructions/chores to one of us.

      • August 20, 2022 at 7:22 pm
        Too Tall


        Five minutes giving instructions to whomever was NOT temporarily insane that week?


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