Top Dawg.
Snowflake Special.


  • February 4, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Pelosi Galore’s a Senator?

    Must’ve missed that one.

    • February 4, 2017 at 10:50 pm
      Chris Muir

      I ALWAYS fuck this up.corrected.

      • February 4, 2017 at 11:49 pm

        Well, she thinks she’s God, so it’s not like she evergets it right.



      • February 5, 2017 at 12:43 am

        At least Sam got her name right. Satan!

      • Ya got Nanny Pelosi costumed wrong, CM. Where are the Mummy wraps???

    • February 5, 2017 at 7:22 am

      Funny thing is Schumer started out as a Rep and is clearly the model for “Representative Carl Schaumberg” in John Ross’ novel `Unintended Consequences’ Carl met a messy end “Both ends? What a player!”

  • February 4, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    Better tight than loose…

    Don’t give that corpse any booze! Or any meat!

    Excuse me, I have to go hurl now.

  • February 4, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    Her face is what’s wound up too tight. Too many “jobs”.

    • February 4, 2017 at 11:55 pm

      She looks like she’s quivering and about ready to break into eyes-bugging-out-and-rolling-in opposite-directions-while-shrieking- KILLKILLKILLKILLWAAAAHH! mode.

      Sort of “RedJac on Uppers”.

      Considering her crowd’s OC disorder about Wagyu beef, her revulsive abreaction to “meat” is almost amusing.

      Note I said “almost”. The most amusing thing for me would be her spending the rest of her life in a straitjacket and a padded cell on Chlorpromazine regimen.

      D-Peridol kept in reserve, just in case.

      clear ether


    • February 5, 2017 at 12:18 am

      In her seventies and still trying to look like she did in her twenties.

      • February 5, 2017 at 1:15 am

        She still as ugly now (inside and outside) as she was in the 20’s

    • February 5, 2017 at 1:24 am

      Botox. I used to see the man with the magic needle go by.

    • February 5, 2017 at 8:28 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      She always looks like she is witnessing the arrival of the Hindenburg; but then.. she probably remembers it!

  • February 4, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Tobassco must be getting old or maybe it was bad footing… letting the limo get away!

    Please keep up the FANTASTIC work, Chris.

    • February 4, 2017 at 11:12 pm

      Tabasco got close enough to realize the absolutely Yuuge amount of “Bull” that was in that limo, and since it was leaving, let it go.

  • February 4, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    Loved yesterday’s strip more than this one.

    Probably because you drew Pelosi so accurately(Minus the Crazy eyes of course)…

  • February 4, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    In the meantime, can you use this in a strip?

    I think the moonbat professor teaches ‘Lies and Hypocrisy 126’ but I could have it confused with something else…

    • February 5, 2017 at 12:06 am

      One unforeseen effect of what we may call the Trump Effect is that leftists everywhere are dropping their masks of “we only want what’s best for everyone” and revealing themselves for the screaming, violence-prone, psychopathic little Stalins they really are.

      Note that she thinks that cops exist to beat people up. She just wants to be the one telling them who to beat up.

      Scratch a Utopian progressive, and you’ll find a Reinhard Heydrich under the surface;

      clear ether


      • February 5, 2017 at 12:08 am

        You could make a good case for Lavrenti Beria or Mao Tse Tung, as well.

      • February 5, 2017 at 1:23 am

        Compare a lefty to Mao and they consider it a compliment. It’s like comparing tem to Che’! in their warped and twisted little minds.

        Compare them to Heydrich and half of them have never even heard of the SOB. Anyone who knows WW2 history gets it, though.

        I’ve had some fun with lefties over the years that way.

        clear ether


      • Do you think the leftards would like Mao’s agricultural program? That’s the one that starved – how many? – millions of Chinese people. That would be interesting.

      • February 5, 2017 at 7:05 am


        They spent decades alibiing Stalin for Lysenkoism and his “Terror Famine” that killed 30 million Russians in the space of a decade. So, very likely yes.

        clear ether


      • February 5, 2017 at 7:40 am
        Bill G

        Eon, the last I heard the Far Left Times still happily displays the Pulitzer they got for reporting Stalin’s version of the Terror Famine, wherein they praised the wonders of his agricultural programs that he told them were great.
        The liberal elite is blind to Death-By-Communism, even the deaths of the people who held positions equivalent to theirs that went to the wall when the communists took over.

      • February 5, 2017 at 9:04 am


        A small correction: “In an article “Russians Hungry, But Not Starving”, he intentionally refused to mention that non-Russians were dying of the man made starvation by the millions.” He being Duranty, the NYT Pulitzer Prize winning reporter.

        Estimates are that Ukraine, a separate nation then and now, lost about 5,000,000 during the period 1931-1933.

      • February 5, 2017 at 1:01 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Reinhard Heydrich ………(shudder…..)

      • February 5, 2017 at 1:54 am

        and may they end up just like Reinhard Heydrich dead.

    • February 5, 2017 at 12:19 am

      Oh yes. They have no problems with jackboots as long as they are the ones wearing them.

    • February 5, 2017 at 4:44 am
      Bill M

      She’s apparently a pornographer/artist, something about lobster porn. Didn’t go there as the only place I want to see lobster is on a plate with some nice melted butter.

  • February 5, 2017 at 12:01 am
    Spin Drift

    Pelousee and UpChuckie getting served. I wonder what their jsut desserts will be. Humble Pie? Fence post to the forehead? Two behind the ear? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Excuse me I’m ordering take out behind the wood shed.

  • February 5, 2017 at 1:05 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “I’ll just grab a waitress….”
    Suuuure…You just go right ahead and try to do that little thing. You’ll be missing whatever limbs were involved, stuffed down your throat. Plus you’ll find your head screwed on backwards.

    • February 5, 2017 at 11:05 am

      I think you missed the rest of the sentence. Pelousy interrupted right after the word waitress, leaving ” ‘s attention” hanging in the air.

      • February 5, 2017 at 11:28 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        I think that was why the “NO” was uttered in the first place.

  • February 5, 2017 at 1:11 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Tabasco? Yeah, you may call him “deplorabull”, but he’s more male bull then you or an army of your FemiNazis can handle. Or your beta “males”. You want to tell him that he’s “deplorabull” to his face?
    What’s that expression? “Mess with the bull, get fucked by the horns”.
    Ever since those BLM invaders got rousted, I think Tabasco’s been lonely for some new dancing partners. I also think we just found a pair of volunteers. hehehehehe

    • February 5, 2017 at 1:59 am

      But they don’t like REAL men. Real men are too – well, threatening. They reek of male hormones, testosterone and stuff… kind of like Tabasco out there in the field.

    • February 5, 2017 at 11:07 am

      Isn’t that Zed calling Tabasco a “deplorabull”?

      • February 5, 2017 at 11:34 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        No. Zed is more respectful of one that he knows and respects quite well.
        It’s either Pelousi or upChuck that’s attempting to name and label, that which they know nothing about.

      • February 5, 2017 at 11:41 am

        It’s Zed, and I love it! Just as we commandeered that label and wear it proudly, and Tabasco just happens to fit the pun perfectly. Also him saying not to make that “left” turn which delivers you to the Deplorabull and gets you the horns. Beautiful “turns” of phrase!

  • February 5, 2017 at 1:16 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Those two might very well be afraid that Satan is chasing them, to finally claim his own after all the smoke filled back room deals they’ve done with him.
    I wish he’d hurry up.

  • February 5, 2017 at 2:02 am

    We have Uranus in Aries… a time for shocks of all sorts, disruptions, eruptions, explosions. You know it, it’s going to be shocking.

    Keep your eyes and ears open.

  • February 5, 2017 at 2:20 am

    Sam is modestly dressed. For the DDQ.

  • February 5, 2017 at 6:33 am

    Aw, Dang!

    I wanted to see Tabasco chase Nancy across the prairie!

    • February 5, 2017 at 1:24 pm

      I once had an elderly relative that was chased by a bull. My dad told me he threw his cane to the side, ran like a teenager and climbed the fence like a monkey.

      • February 5, 2017 at 2:10 pm

        It’s all about having the right motivation.

      • February 5, 2017 at 3:56 pm

        And a helluva lot of aspirin later.

  • February 5, 2017 at 7:55 am
    Bill G

    “I’ll just grab a waitress’…” “NO!” “…attention.”
    I love the look on SanFran Nan’s face there. She couldn’t be more shocked if hit with a real question from a DMC rep. while live, on camera.
    J’s cite of the waitress sandwiches reminded me of those incidents that were yet another proof that liberal political power grants immunity; the higher the office, the higher the level of immunity.
    Talk about a wall that need to come down…

  • February 5, 2017 at 8:35 am

    Somebody hand piglosi a napkin….there’s just the tiniest bit of bullshit still there on her upper lip….

  • February 5, 2017 at 9:08 am

    Get away from it. It’s going to blow.

    As to Javier’s playful pup dawgs, the Chinese Army has made a barely functional copy already. About 1:00 in. In Chinese. Other versions included.

  • February 5, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    “Can we leave now?”

    Why did anyone invite her along in the first place?

  • February 5, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Zed to dummies “never go left”. Words to live by.
    Maybe it is verboten to comment (Chris-Delete), but, Botox Face was probably reacting to Trump grabbing… that they made such a fit about. As if anyone sane would grab her.

    • February 5, 2017 at 2:21 pm
      Chris Muir

      you’re exactly right,Kafiroon.she’s afeard of even hearing such a comment.

      • February 5, 2017 at 3:09 pm

        Amusingly, I avoided posting just the alternate word for Kitty as the first post. I wanted to see the development go in other directions without having stated the, to me, hilariously obvious.. maybe I should have considered “Alt-Kitty”?
        This whole ideas generator is so much fun. I like to see the ideas develop of all of these competent and interesting people.

  • February 5, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    That’s all any of us want. LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! Ignore this at your peril.

  • February 5, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    I wonder how Pelosi would fill out one of those waitress outfits?

    • February 5, 2017 at 4:53 pm

      I’ve had so many responses come to mind for this one :-/

      Unless the plastic work has been done elsewhere she would need nip rings to tie them up under that short jacket.

      Hey lady, keep those out of sauce!

      Need to tie on a hillbilly belt to keep the shorts up. I’d donate the rope! And hope she ties the wrong body part!

      Having her in that outfit would certainly help the patrons keep their weight down; one look and they’d lose their appetite!

      Keep her on the takeout window, no worry about loiterers.

      And yeah, I agree with OldGeek. Get help!

    • February 5, 2017 at 7:43 pm
      Pete in NC

      Need mind bleach!

  • February 5, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Bill – you really, really, really need a serious application of mind bleach.

  • February 5, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Have them both killed
    You wont need to embalm Nanan
    She’s already mummified

    • February 5, 2017 at 5:06 pm

      Now. Now. Not until after a legal and proper trial and sentencing.

    • February 5, 2017 at 5:29 pm

      She’s not worth the expense or the effort, Ken. Neither of them are. Better that they lose their jobs and are forgotten in the years to come, so that when someone says ‘So-and-so’, the rest of us say ‘Who?’
      Seriously, aside from Brutus, Antonius, and Gaius Iulius Caesar, can you recite the names of any Roman senators or relate what they did? Let these dried up old weeds crumble to dust, so that no one remembers their names.

      • February 5, 2017 at 6:40 pm

        Marcus Aurelius. Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 AD. Stoic. One of the 5 good emperors. Wrote Meditations.
        “Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”
        ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
        “You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.” ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
        “It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.” ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
        “Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
        “You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.” ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

        “The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.”
        ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

  • February 5, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Chris, where is Nancy s string of huge Pearls? She seems to wear them almost constantly and at the ready.

    • February 5, 2017 at 6:51 pm
      Chris Muir

      Funny you mention that; I drew them in the layout, but they got lost when I rendered it in Pshop.

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