Day By Day

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  • JTC

    Delilah ghost-writin’ the dialog while you recoup? 😉

    • Delilah T.

      Naw, that’s entirely the work of CMuir, Esq.

  • Pete231

    Yeah, uhhnn, erghh, the right, splort, tool, arghh, for the, hmmm, right, oohhh, job…ahhhhh………..

  • Pamela

    *swallows* Whoa.
    I can imagine someone listening outside a door or window to this conversation.
    Cold shower or some one is getting their bones jumped…several times 😉

    • JackDeth 72

      “Maintenance P0rn”, Pamela?//

      When one needs a Right Handed Expanding Frammus Wrench to get the job done….

      Only a Right Handed Expanding Frammus Wrench will do!

      Kind of like Wire Twisting Pliers and Badminton Racquets.

      • Grunt GI

        Well, yes, plenty of cranking, applying just the right amount of torque and getting the proper pistoning motion. All with the proper weight lube.

        Yup…

        • Delilah T.

          Oh? How about a couple of fallopian tubes? Or 20 feet of chow line?

      • Pamela

        Well if you want things properly calibrated, maintenance must be done on a regular basis. The deciding factor is the timing of regular.

  • JTC

    Speaking of lube jobs and getting the shaft…

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/us-backed-forces-take-syrias-largest-oil-field-from-is/ar-AAtQMYw?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=spartanntp

    A while back an alt news source quoted US force commanders as saying there has been more progress squeezing out the greasy scum of IS from Syria in the past six months than in the past two years. This is some more of that along with another kept campaign promise…”We will take back the oil and the money it brings…”

    I’m sure the slimestream media will be all over this in tomorrow’s news, if there’s any room after covering the Big Stories of Russkie collusion, lying about the CIC consoling grieving families, and stirring some more race hate. Right.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Gotta have lube for that shaft to do it right and to last a long time.

      Distractions are the DNC/RINO Establishment Media game.
      Slimestream media is Big covering Congresscritter All Hat and No Cows from back down in Mayamuh, Flowduh. I have had nothing good to say about her since she ran for the State Legislature.
      Governor and Senator Bob Graham and his family had cows, and they were living a bit North and West of her district. President Trump’s White House Chief of Staff General Kelly had it right about her, and the moral right to say it.
      It is all distraction from the globalist attacks that continue.
      https://www.blazingcatfur.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/media-distraction.jpg
      Anyone heard about the thousands of arrest of pedophiles that continue increasing? No. Distractions cover the Bought Mean Media.

  • John T. Block

    Ok, dammit, WHAT HAPPENED?? One of the “dawgs” lift the ‘Cuda, or WHAT? ‘SPLAINNIN TO DOOOO….

  • John T. Block

    CHRIS, what’s the schedule on “Redvolution”? I are confuzzeled….

    • Chris Muir

      1 or 2 times a week

  • Good to know BOTH of you are okay. Dawg was what I was thinking, glad it was there.

  • WayneM

    All that was missing was “Faster! Faster! Faster!!”

  • I had to read that twice to get it 🙁
    I’ve been working on an intermittent rotational squeak issue on my ’05 Rubicon for a few days and still stuck in engineer mode.

    • JackDeth 72

      When all else fails….. Get a Bigger Hammer.

      • EagleRising

        That and the ever useful metric crescent wrench.

        • JackDeth 72

          That’s why those in the know call it “The Fits All Wrench”.

    • JTC

      @ Grumps,

      Ah yes, the bedeviling “irs” issue…voice of experience, engineering won’t work, just take it out and shoot it.

      • But I’ve sourced it down to the transfer case, can I get Sam to come help me with it?

        • JTC

          Oh I didn’t mean the Jeep, they live until they die.

          Forgot about your Canuckian status re: my irs quip. 🙂

          • Yeah, I figured that’s what you meant. I’ve done enough work in the US to know the IRS, been a work visa holder a few times.

            Up here you can’t take it out and shoot it, no guns allowed.

            Just wishful dreaming on having that engineer assist me 🙂

          • JTC

            Come to think of it, “transfer case” describes IRS engineering pretty well. But Sam ain’t coming, at least not yet, and probably never for you. Or me. I hate Zed. 🙁

  • GWB

    Yeah, some confusion on this…..
    But, I’ll wait to see what gets delivered. (Is someone have a Dallas moment?)

    • GWB

      And glad you’re feeling at least a bit better.

    • GWB

      And I see I should have re-checked yesterday’s ‘toon before commenting.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Looks like an injury induced dream state.
    May Sam wake up soon, whole and healthy.
    And may Chris do the same.

    PS – I got my package in the mail last week. We’re doing some minor remodeling (new floor) and it got misplaced in the shuffle. Thanks. (Do I dare use that Redvolution cloth in pubic…..I mean, in public…..to wipe my glasses?)

    • Pamela

      What an interesting conversation starter…

  • Spin Drift

    Filling the old pumpkin, my spousal unit hates when I call her that. Now to the real stuff, does the POTUS have the authority to demand that all the members of the current Russia probe that were party to the original Uranium One investigation recuse themselves and for a new special counsel be appointed? I think he does and should take the necessary actions to protect The People and the rule of law.

    Also one more thing, I’d like to see an audit of the CGI by the IRS. Exactly where did all that money go?

    Spin
    The fish rots from the head

    • John

      I’d like to see the entire Clinton Foundation seized as proof of, and assets of, a criminal enterprise

  • DonS

    Eagle Rising… you mean an adjustable nut rounder?

    • EagleRising

      One in the same…can round out metric or standard nuts

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Pamela,
    ” ‘Scuse me while I whips this out!”
    (from the funniest movie EVAH!)

    • S Hooks

      Which couldn’t even be made today! The screams from the PC SJW crowd would be deafening!

    • Pamela

      Ok is this a visual only or hands on inspection running through all the range of motions

  • Spin Drift

    “The sheriffs a “bong!” ” Greatest line evah or “Mongo pawn in game of life” or “my what knockers.” Whoops wrong movie. It’s all great cause I work for Mel Brooks.

    Spin
    “What did you get from the Monster?”

    • Pamela

      “What did you get from the Monster?”
      Take a picture it lasts longer…
      *chuckling*