October 23, 2017 Getting the Shaft. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:Love, Marriage & Divorce, Men & Women, Sex
Delilah ghost-writin’ the dialog while you recoup? 😉
Naw, that’s entirely the work of CMuir, Esq.
Yeah, uhhnn, erghh, the right, splort, tool, arghh, for the, hmmm, right, oohhh, job…ahhhhh………..
I can imagine someone listening outside a door or window to this conversation.
Cold shower or some one is getting their bones jumped…several times 😉
“Maintenance P0rn”, Pamela?//
When one needs a Right Handed Expanding Frammus Wrench to get the job done….
Only a Right Handed Expanding Frammus Wrench will do!
Kind of like Wire Twisting Pliers and Badminton Racquets.
Well, yes, plenty of cranking, applying just the right amount of torque and getting the proper pistoning motion. All with the proper weight lube.
Oh? How about a couple of fallopian tubes? Or 20 feet of chow line?
Well if you want things properly calibrated, maintenance must be done on a regular basis. The deciding factor is the timing of regular.
Speaking of lube jobs and getting the shaft…
A while back an alt news source quoted US force commanders as saying there has been more progress squeezing out the greasy scum of IS from Syria in the past six months than in the past two years. This is some more of that along with another kept campaign promise…”We will take back the oil and the money it brings…”
I’m sure the slimestream media will be all over this in tomorrow’s news, if there’s any room after covering the Big Stories of Russkie collusion, lying about the CIC consoling grieving families, and stirring some more race hate. Right.
Gotta have lube for that shaft to do it right and to last a long time.
Distractions are the DNC/RINO Establishment Media game.
Slimestream media is Big covering Congresscritter All Hat and No Cows from back down in Mayamuh, Flowduh. I have had nothing good to say about her since she ran for the State Legislature.
Governor and Senator Bob Graham and his family had cows, and they were living a bit North and West of her district. President Trump’s White House Chief of Staff General Kelly had it right about her, and the moral right to say it.
It is all distraction from the globalist attacks that continue.
Anyone heard about the thousands of arrest of pedophiles that continue increasing? No. Distractions cover the Bought Mean Media.
Just like the Smoke and Mirrors being pushed to cover the real Russian scandal that involves Obama and the Clinton Crime Cartel.
Ok, dammit, WHAT HAPPENED?? One of the “dawgs” lift the ‘Cuda, or WHAT? ‘SPLAINNIN TO DOOOO….
CHRIS, what’s the schedule on “Redvolution”? I are confuzzeled….
1 or 2 times a week
Good to know BOTH of you are okay. Dawg was what I was thinking, glad it was there.
All that was missing was “Faster! Faster! Faster!!”
I had to read that twice to get it 🙁
I’ve been working on an intermittent rotational squeak issue on my ’05 Rubicon for a few days and still stuck in engineer mode.
When all else fails….. Get a Bigger Hammer.
That and the ever useful metric crescent wrench.
That’s why those in the know call it “The Fits All Wrench”.
Ah yes, the bedeviling “irs” issue…voice of experience, engineering won’t work, just take it out and shoot it.
But I’ve sourced it down to the transfer case, can I get Sam to come help me with it?
Oh I didn’t mean the Jeep, they live until they die.
Forgot about your Canuckian status re: my irs quip. 🙂
Yeah, I figured that’s what you meant. I’ve done enough work in the US to know the IRS, been a work visa holder a few times.
Up here you can’t take it out and shoot it, no guns allowed.
Just wishful dreaming on having that engineer assist me 🙂
Come to think of it, “transfer case” describes IRS engineering pretty well. But Sam ain’t coming, at least not yet, and probably never for you. Or me. I hate Zed. 🙁
Yeah, some confusion on this…..
But, I’ll wait to see what gets delivered. (Is someone have a Dallas moment?)
And glad you’re feeling at least a bit better.
And I see I should have re-checked yesterday’s ‘toon before commenting.
Looks like an injury induced dream state.
May Sam wake up soon, whole and healthy.
And may Chris do the same.
PS – I got my package in the mail last week. We’re doing some minor remodeling (new floor) and it got misplaced in the shuffle. Thanks. (Do I dare use that Redvolution cloth in pubic…..I mean, in public…..to wipe my glasses?)
What an interesting conversation starter…
Filling the old pumpkin, my spousal unit hates when I call her that. Now to the real stuff, does the POTUS have the authority to demand that all the members of the current Russia probe that were party to the original Uranium One investigation recuse themselves and for a new special counsel be appointed? I think he does and should take the necessary actions to protect The People and the rule of law.
Also one more thing, I’d like to see an audit of the CGI by the IRS. Exactly where did all that money go?
The fish rots from the head
I’d like to see the entire Clinton Foundation seized as proof of, and assets of, a criminal enterprise
Eagle Rising… you mean an adjustable nut rounder?
One in the same…can round out metric or standard nuts
” ‘Scuse me while I whips this out!”
(from the funniest movie EVAH!)
Which couldn’t even be made today! The screams from the PC SJW crowd would be deafening!
Ok is this a visual only or hands on inspection running through all the range of motions
“The sheriffs a “bong!” ” Greatest line evah or “Mongo pawn in game of life” or “my what knockers.” Whoops wrong movie. It’s all great cause I work for Mel Brooks.
“What did you get from the Monster?”
“What did you get from the Monster?”
Take a picture it lasts longer…