Safety First.


  • August 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Huma doesn’t hate her job. She is her handler and operator.

  • August 8, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Oh, if only someone could hack the software…! It shouldn’t be all that hard, what with wi-fi codes opening car doors for thieves who clone them.
    And have you guys seen that robot sponsored by Google? Knock it down, it gets right back up. I suppose we’ll be seeing imperial walkers thumping across the landscape some day.

  • August 8, 2016 at 10:03 pm
    Russ Smith

    If you want to make a reference to a coughing cyborg, maybe General Grievous?

  • August 8, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Or, she could be hacking up hairballs.

    • August 8, 2016 at 10:16 pm
      Wicked Duke

      *Cats* hack up hairballs.
      But lizard people? Yeah, not so much.

      • August 8, 2016 at 10:38 pm

        Cat people. Check out the movies.

      • August 9, 2016 at 7:43 pm

        Reminds me of the time Bloom County had the Donald’s brain implanted in Bill the Cat’s head….

        Acckk Pfffht!

  • August 8, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Get Bent. I love that phrase.
    Puppetry has come a long way since the days of Kukla, Fran and Ollie.
    Back then having a human hand up a backside was expected.
    Not an ongoing sex act.

  • August 8, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    Speaking of Get Bent, that’s pretty much what the Donald told the traitorous rats of the gope today when the pussies ganged up:

    “A group of 50 top Republican national security officials published a letter earlier Monday declaring Trump is unfit for the presidency.

    The letter was signed by aides and Cabinet members from past GOP administrations including former Presidents George W. Bush’s and Richard Nixon’s.

    “Mr. Trump lacks the character, values and experience to be president,” the letter says. “He weakens U.S. moral authority as the leader of the free world.”

    The letter comes as some top Republicans have publicly chosen to support Clinton, the Democratic presidential nominee, rather than Trump.”

    To which Mr. Trump replied “I gotcher moral authority right here!” Or words to that effect:

    “The names on this letter are the ones the American people should look to for answers on why the world is a mess, and we thank them for coming forward so everyone in this country knows who deserves the blame for making the world such a dangerous place,” he said in a statement.

    “They are nothing more than the failed Washington elite looking to hold onto their power, and it’s time they are held accountable for their actions.”

    Trump said the coalition dismissing his national security positions are many of the same voices guiding Hillary Clinton’s poor foreign policies.

    “These insiders – along with Hillary Clinton – are the owners of the disastrous decisions to invade Iraq, allow Americans to die in Benghazi, and they are the ones who allowed the rise of [the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria],” the GOP’s presidential nominee said.

    “Yet despite these failures, they think they are entitled to use their favor-trading to land taxpayer-funded government contracts and speaking fees,” Trump added.

    “It’s time we put our foot down and declare that their gravy train is over: No longer will Crooked Hillary Clinton and the other disasters in Washington get rich at our expense.”

    Pretty good, DT. They’re scared. Hang tough and do NOT back down. We either win or we all go down in a hail of glory and prepare the hail of bullets.

    • August 8, 2016 at 11:49 pm

      Finally. A Republican who is a Republican. Let’s put that American in the White House.

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:37 am

      I don’t think the word “traitor” is too strong here. Yes, you can have a difference of opinion but when the final choice is Hillary and a forever liberal Supreme Court then that difference has to take a back seat. Fight it out during the intramurals but show a united front.

      • August 9, 2016 at 9:52 am

        Yeah, my only regret in calling them “traitorous rats” and “pussies” is in disparaging actual rats and pussies everywhere.

      • August 9, 2016 at 11:56 am

        Reflecting on that, and with us surrounded with the traitorous behavior of zero, hillz, et al, it occurs to me that the word traitor is applied much too casually sometimes as Calvin implies. And of course he is right that it totally applies here, so I wish the Donald had added it to his already excellent and accurate statement:

        “They are nothing more than the failed Washington elite looking to hold onto their power, and it’s time they are held accountable for their actions.”

        But they *are* something more Donald…these “50 top Republican national security officials” are traitors to the Republican Party of course if there still is one; they are traitors to the voters who pay them to honor their pledge to support their overwhelming choice as nominee, they are traitors to America and by extension to the entire world, as without American control it will surely implode/explode. So, new version DT, still understated and all statesmanlike, but eviscerating in accuracy and effect:

        “They are the failed Washington elite looking to hold onto their power, they are traitors to their party, to our nation, and to the world, and it’s time they are held accountable for their actions.”

        Perfect. Like to see him say that every chance he gets. Those presumptuous failures say Donald Trump -their party’s nominee- lacks character, values, and morality? I guess we know who they think has them…but not really, they just don’t care. This is an incredibly open and brazen attempt to elect Hillary Clinton as president. And Trump is exactly right when he says their only concern is self-preservation.

        Fucking traitors. They should do what they do with them.

      • August 9, 2016 at 10:42 am

        Hillary – whose only excuse for exposing everything passing through the Secretary of State’s office to hackers around the world is that she is too unsophisticated to understand classified markings. Either she’s too stupid to understand what most 19-year old recruits are required to learn, or she’s too arrogant to listen to the briefings. Any “security official” who prefers Hillary for President isn’t working for our country!

      • August 9, 2016 at 10:54 am

        So we wondered why Iran up and executes an Iranian Nuclear scientist. Well wonder no more.
        Shades of that poor doctor in Pakistan that helped us with Osama.
        Note: Run like hell if the US offers any help.

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:01 pm
      Old Codger

      DAMN!</b? That's rich! The Donald is unfit for the office of POTUS but a brain-damaged, total, complete, raving, lunatic who is subject to psychomotor siezures and could very well freeze up solid under stress IS??? WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, OVER?!?!?!

      OK, so maybe (probably?) Trump isn’t all that Sierra Hot on the nuances of national security. Bravo Foxtrot Delta! Specialized expertise is something that guys like Trump hire consultants for. You think Trump designed the buildings he built? Whatever expertise he needs he’ll hire! Look. I am not a Trump fan but the argument put forth by those alleged national security experts is even more than a three and a half dollar bill! I don’t like either of the two major (major=viable) candidates for POTUS but if I had to pick somebody to have 24/7 access to the nuclear launch codes, it sure as HELL would not be Hillary Clinton!

  • August 8, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    Off the rails. Oh, so urgently, morbidly off the rails….

  • August 8, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    The buyers of that slave want their payout. They will keep her alive to ensure their plans.

  • August 9, 2016 at 7:14 am

    So wrong, yet…so right.

  • August 9, 2016 at 7:15 am

    They’re not seizures, just Soros pushing OTA updates of HilOS 6.66.

  • August 9, 2016 at 7:27 am
    Bill G

    So many questions. So little media attention.
    So much water carrying.
    And BTW, Sam is “… still sore from – with Zed” and driving a working pickup truck? I hope the local roads are smooth.

  • August 9, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Quite an amusing chain here, and appropriate. That is indeed what DC would be making us feel.

  • August 9, 2016 at 9:23 am

    I would have thought that Sam and Zed would have tried anal sex a long time ago. =D

  • August 9, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Hillary needs a Rehabilitation Camp. Not us.

    • August 9, 2016 at 11:52 am

      Hills needs actual living time in Tartarus. None of this after death visit.
      Penance and Atonement for her sins is required.

  • August 9, 2016 at 12:12 pm
    Grunt GI

    I bet Huma plugs something into Hillary, but I’m pretty sure it ain’t a fuel cell.

    HA, get that out of your head without a lot of mind bleach.

  • August 9, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    And the news from Germany: “The rapes will continue until morale improves.” – Frau Merkel

  • August 9, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    ARRGGH! We are going to need a dosing of Memory Worm because mind bleach won’t work in this instance. There is a rampant distaste where Hillybeast and her minions are concerned. They think it is quite acceptable to bring rapists and pedophiles into the country out of compassion. Everyone one is fair game to fulfill the perverse desires of a few.

    • August 9, 2016 at 2:40 pm
      B Woodman

      Time to prepare that plot of land, hidden and seldom visited, where unwelcome people can just. . . . . disappear. . . .
      “I have a little list
      They never will be missed. . . . ”

      Remember the Four Esses, boy and girls:

      • August 9, 2016 at 2:41 pm
        B Woodman

        “Slice” can be substituted for “Shoot” where the occasion warrants a quieter mode of disposal.

      • August 9, 2016 at 5:33 pm

        Gators and there be Nile Croc DNA in the mix now. They aren’t picky in their meal requirements.

    • August 9, 2016 at 4:41 pm

      @Pamela: Why would mind bleach be needed? It’s clear that a peculiarly outsized amount of enjoyment is derived locally from this lurid metaphor.

      • August 9, 2016 at 5:30 pm

        Would you want to be on the receiving end of said administrations from either Hilly, Huma or both?
        Maybe bring in Carlos Danger for logistical advice in said placement?
        Pass the Mind bleach. Add a Tequila chaser to kill the pain.

      • August 9, 2016 at 6:03 pm

        Why would anyone want to be on the receiving end? Shrug. Don’t ask me. I’m just observing the peculiar frequency and notable relish with which this metaphor is invoked. Seems rather odd.

  • August 9, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    Eh, Diazepam is just the fancy word for “valium.” Potential side effects include suicide. We can always dream…

    • August 9, 2016 at 5:33 pm
      B Woodman

      (golf applause)

      • August 9, 2016 at 8:55 pm

        Better yet, one my Missile crew partner showed me:

        That’s a “Round of Clap” (In Honor of the STD’ Hill and Bill are rumored to share…)
        And a hat tip to Capt John P. Testa, 742 SMS, Kilo Flt.

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