Day By Day

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  • JTC

    “…in front of the staff.”

    The other, younger, pool boys.

    So what’s the Wiener’s position?

    🙂

    • nonncom

      Come on, Chris…..you need to serve up eye bleach with even the thought

    • Old Codger

      So what’s the Wiener’s position?

      Considering his current resident, I suspect “bottom” and that he will never again produce audible farts.

      • TomZ

        Earlier this week I saw that Tony the D*** was released on parole.

  • Vince

    Oh ewww… Now I need some mind bleach Chris…. Thanks not!

    • nonncom

      Sorry….shoulda’ read down first…

  • Delilah T

    Skinny dipping? Biden? (Gag!!!) That’s just SO wrong! Although I guess it’s probably on the same level as Al Gore endorsing a non-existent penguin for a run at a Congressional seat. (I kid you not.)

  • I must presume the pool staff is pre-teen?

  • TomZ

    Crazy Uncle Joe the groper skinny dips at work?

  • Kafiroon

    Just plain EEwwww! Gross! Mind Bleach! Stat!

  • eon

    Is he still looking for invisible hamsters?

    The quickest way to cool Slow Joe is to put him in an office with a coatrack. He’ll soon be telling it all about the alternate universe inside his shorts.

    Then he’ll segue to proving he’s the Smartest Guy In The Room by blurting out things he knows that the Democrats’ Fearless Leaders would far rather the peasantry didn’t know. The room should be bugged for this reason.

    To finish up, play “I’m A Little Teapot” over the intercom. He’ll soon be singing along and acting it out.

    clear ether

    eon

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Just dont let him have access to any shotguns. Your front doors and upstairs windows will need replacing. Often.

    • JTC

      Beat me to it BW, and as he blasts away from inside out he keeps mumbling to himself…

      “…shhhogggun, get a shhhoggun!”

    • Delilah T

      “…old bulbs are supposed to burn out…” Yes, Biden’s “bulb” burned out a loo-o-o-o-ong time ago.

  • Tagg

    I thought the sexually slanted content had cooled off. Now this! Joe Biden? Thats halloween creepy…

  • Caved1ver

    ‘Secret Service code word “COBRA, COBRA, COBRA…”’

    • Delilah T

      Lyrics:
      Cobra Cobra Cobra
      Keep them squirrels sober
      Keep them secret squirrels
      High and dry!!!
      Rain and wind and weather
      Old Joe still looks like leather
      Keep them squirrels sober
      COBRAAAAAA!!

      Music: ‘Rawhide’ title song

  • Caved1ver

    ‘Secret Service code word “COBRA…”’

    • eon

      Well, it’s shorter than “BABBLING IDIOT, BABBLING IDIOT, BABBLING IDIOT”.

      cheers

      eon

      • Old Codger

        Or “Vienna Sausage” 😉

        • Deplorable B Woodman

          That’s Anthony’s code name.

  • WayneM

    Old Pedo-Joe is a bit too creepy for a pool boy…

  • nonncom

    Why can I picture ol joe running out naked and firing his shotgun in the air to ward off anybody over the age of 12?….Lord help me….

    • Delilah T

      nonncom, did you have to do that????????? I haven’t had breakfast yet!!!! That’s just – well, CRUEL!!!!

  • Pamela

    I have not yet had my first cup of coffee, let alone a much needed second in order to properly attend to these beautifully presented musings.

  • James Gemind

    Joe Biden Skinny-dipping…

    Eeww. Just… Ew.

  • Pamela

    There are some things a person can never un-see. Even the thought is nauseating.
    It could be the Hildabeast skinny dipping instead.

  • Chris Muir

    Joe’s known for enjoying swimming nude in front of female secret service agents.

    • Pamela

      Maybe they need to bring out score cards

      • Deplorable B Woodman

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