Day By Day

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  • WhiteKnightLeo

    This was pretty funny.

  • Bill M

    Looks almost like a hand print on Sam’s a** in that last panel.

  • JTC

    “Hillary was…”

    I really love the sound of that.

    • Now if we were reading it on her tombstone, before taking a manleak just below it…

      • JTC

        Pretty much ain’t it? 🙂

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        The line is and will be long for that one, among other Libtards (Hanoi Jane, Soros,…..)

  • Pamela

    What’s wrong with a quickie? It’s a way to brighten the day.

    Skye-you need your head examined,

    • JTC

      “If she hasn’t already.”

      Well, maybe not *that* quick.

      • Pamela

        JT

        Quickies are always followed with shower sex…

        • JTC

          Oh, okay. As long as that too is not consummated solo, what with all them fancy new-fangled jets, sprays, and streams today.

          It must be pretty satisfying for Z’s ego (if not his libido) to know that his mere voice and countenance can inspire such spontaneous eruption (I wouldn’t know 🙁 ).

  • I thought “Dude, you think she’ll come?” and the response was the funniest thing you’ve ever written… And then I read the rest of the strip.
    I had to wipe ireal tears out of my eyes when I finished!

  • You know, with enough duct tape, Sky would be okay.

    Enough = all of it.

    • Maybe enough. If your neighbor has an extra roll to spare…

  • formwiz

    Nicely put.

  • Rosey

    One of your best Chris. Hat tip. ROTF

  • Kafiroon

    Happy marriage! Fast res ponce to an offer of a quickie. Oh yeah!

  • More alone? Not if you can cook, Sam! Telling some good stories helps, too.

    There was this time in Hong Kong when I had just finished mailing a….

  • Interventor

    Damm, Delilah, left us hanging….my.

  • KenH

    Again, Skype:
    KILL YOURSELF
    You are boring me

  • Bill

    A man needs Skye like a fish needs a hole in the head. Or something like that….

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      …..Like a fish needs a bicycle.
      That should fix it.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Yep. Love that last panel and last line.
    “You’re FUCKED.”
    And the irony is, the Libtards did it to themselves.
    We’re just to the point now where all we need to do is a little political aikido and step aside and let the Libtards stumble over themselves.

    • Pamela

      Pretty sad state of affairs to be left with a cold bed and nothing but sex toys. You’re fucked, and not in a totally wonderful manner that brings a closeness that should be reveled in with a good man. That is no way to live out a life.

    • JTC

      For a while there I was wondering what or who the fuck IRON CALLY is.

      Then I realized what was missing was I.

      Just a spelling oversight, or Freudian?

      I dunno, but I’m grateful I am not part of that irony. Talk about fucked.

      Makes you wonder though, how many like Skye have ended up figuratively and literally fucking themselves in following the likes of Hillzabeast, Fauxcahontas, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer etc. etc. etc. who couldn’t get laid if they paid but who have convinced them that it is by choice?

      http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2016/09/05/because-famous-liberal-women-are-special-you-peasants-n2213868

  • Pete231

    I’d sell everything I own to have seen the look on the ‘Beast’s face when she realized she’d been flushed down the poo hole of history Tuesday night. Soros lost, duhbama’s legacy down the shitter, libtards everywhere need a change of Depends, and RINOs are quivering in their BVDs. Now, about those pending RICO charges against the Clinton Crime Family Foundation….

  • rocky

    For the ladies, and really all DBDers: Read “Tied Up in Knots”, by Andrea Tantaros. It is a fabulous slam of the whole feminazi movement from start to today!

  • NotYetInACamp

    Yes. She is. In all of the worst ways.

    And a lot of the ones who took it further are out on the streets screaming and crying, wailing and gnashing their teeth, and not even taking comfort in the comfort food which has ensured that most men will not respect them as they did not respect themselves. it’s a dead end, cry babies. Come back, those who can. The real life the globalists are still working hard to destroy still exists for them if they choose to put it in their minds. Most of it is lost to them, it will possibly be hard, but they can choose to use what they have of life well.

    • David M

      This too is an excellent article! Thank you!

    • JTC

      Never heard of Jeffrey T. Brown, but the final paragraph of that piece is one of most true and insightful warnings about our future and survival I have ever seen.

  • I don’t know what’s worse – the people who believe that this kind of behavior is acceptable, or the other people in the cities who allow it.
    This whole thing makes me think of the Reaver world in the Firefly movie, “Serenity”… where the people were drugged into passivity, except for a few that lost their minds and destroyed everything.

    • Pamela

      Especially in trying to make a “perfect world”, the central government created the monsters everyone feared and they tried to cover up that hideous travesty. Sure couldn’t admit they screwed up. Oh no, never accept the responsibility for causing a calamity of biblical proportions.

    • Remember that Hilliary promised to accept the results in the debate and her minions begans screaming when President Elect Trump made the joke about “surprising” them. … He certainly did

    • MasterDiver

      Notice that most, if not all the riots take place in cities historically run by Democrats. Conservative administrations will not tolerate destructive behavior, and will respond appropriately. Progs let them run amok while saying they are giving them “space to destroy.” Some enterprising investigator needs to follow the buses bringing these mutts in, the find where they live, find who is paying them, and who is acutally providing the money. Then publish their names, and let the people who suffered losses during the “protests” sue them into ruination!
      http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/11/anti-trump-protests-funded-by-left-wing-charity/

      Zar Belk!

      • The money is coming from Soros’s Moveon fund.

        It’s about time that old Jewish turncoat Nazi got what’s coming to him. Yes he is Jewish, turned in his own people, and looted everything he could get from them. Money can’t really buy everything.

  • Bill G

    Social rules exist because people need to work together for a society to work. It’s work is to create a way to raise children to become the next generation of the society.
    The rules vary from place to place and need to change with time. But throwing them out does not work, and sadly, these rioters have been taught the basic liberal lesson “Do what thou wilt shalt be the whole of the law”. And anarchy only lasts until the tyrant appears and takes over.

    • David M

      That is an amazingly well written article. A must read.

    • Jack

      gafling – Think there are any readers left in the cities after this week’s ‘Purges by Progs?’ LOLOL

    • Dayumn, that’s a good piece of writing.
      Yes, if farmers decide that they’ve got enough cash in the cash drawer to take a couple of years off from planting corn, soybeans, and wheat plus other grains, the shelves of bakery products like bread will be done and gone in less than a week, never mind a complete shutdown of the fuel ethanol industry, and there goes that 15% ethanol stuff at the pump.

      If chicken producers decide they’d rather shoot wild hogs rooting up their land than fetch eggs and cull the flocks, the chicken will disappear rapidly.

      I grew up in the Corn Belt. I don’t think anyone really appreciates how dependent cities are on farmers of all sorts, never mind on the guys at the grain elevators who sell the harvested grains to contractors for companies like Gold Medal and Pillsbury. The next time you pick up a whack-pack of crescent rolls in the fridge case at the store, don’t take it for granted. It could be the last one you find – ever.

  • Mort

    “The present administration is a joke that the American people
    played on themselves”.

  • Mort

    Our present administration`s policy towards America`s enemies,
    is like a definition of an appeaser as being one who feeds a
    crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

    • Interventor

      Sir Winston

  • CaptDMO

    In other news, in an effort to curb Anthro Global warming, (so called) feminists, that drink wine like a fish, now favor riding exercise bicycles.

    • It’s the Liberal way, lots of effort to look better while accomplishing nothing.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Well, let’s see what joke can be pulled from this……..
      Since it will be the women riding the bicycles and getting all sweaty, they can’t call it “man made global warming”.
      (rimshot)

  • Jack

    Too strong for my newsletter … but the Truth can’t be used to coddle the sheeple.

  • Well, in my view, if the ‘never happen’ Cubbies not only got into the World Series but won it (good game, too!), then anything was possible and we just might get back to ‘normal’, whatever that is.
    I’ve said before, the pendulum can only swing so far in one direction before it starts to swing back the other way. It may have started that swing in 2008, and we just didn’t recognize it, but it is for real now.

  • WayneM

    2nd and 3rd wave feminism, BLM, Occupy, Pride, SJWs, radicalized professors indoctrinating students instead of teaching and more. These “movements” are all rooted in cultural marxism; the gift from Russia that keeps on giving. I don’t think the psyop specialists who designed social-cancer realized how many ways it would metabolize and how pervasive it would end up becoming…

  • Mort

    Scary thought: the classrooms of today, are the Government of tomorrow.

  • Ga Gator

    Hormones will out, politics notwithstanding. God bless Mother Nature!

  • 'TreHammer

    I detect the envelope has been pushed again, several times, by my estimate.

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