Woked Up.
Go Tell the Spartans.


  • June 16, 2024 at 12:28 am

    Wonder how many real Fibbers are having that same dream?

    Sam got the rivers wrong though; she said Potomac but it’s the Rubicon that will kill them.

    • June 16, 2024 at 6:23 am

      I was there 1/6, and you are correct, sir. Last time our leader decided he didn’t want to wade through a river of blood and turned away once he realized that our enemies were under no such compunction.

      Hopefully, next time it happens, they won’t be so lucky.

      In minecraft, of course.

  • June 16, 2024 at 12:59 am

    HMMMmmm…….”Blather”……..very appropriate.

  • June 16, 2024 at 4:33 am
    Unca Walt

    There are three FBI dramas on tap on TV at this time.

    I wonder if anyone anywhere watches?

  • June 16, 2024 at 6:35 am

    Hopefully this will cause others to seek out and learn the lesson behind the parable.

  • June 16, 2024 at 6:45 am

    Too many of the “frogs” are in a comfort zone of social media distraction and “what can I do?” or “My vote doesn’t count so why bother…” mind sets. I know friends and family that acknowledge things aren’t good but have no motivation or inclination to change things. Easy to whine and complain, misery apparently DOES love company. Sadly I think more and more we are doomed as a nation and the Founding Fathers weep in their respective graves 🙁

  • June 16, 2024 at 7:42 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    With dreams like that, maybe Sam should develop a plan of action for when the real thing comes along.
    1- Where to “quarantine” all the “sleeper” refugees? Consider shelter, food, health (showers, etc).
    2- How to pay for it all? Idea (from another comic): make the refugees pay for their quarantine themselves out of their own pockets. Gunpowder doesn’t need welfare freeloaders.
    3- Background checks. How to separate the patriots from the scorpions? Maybe Xavier could come up with a computer deep hack to get into any (three letter agency’s) files.
    4- Something productive for the “refugees” to do while being vetted? Are the farmers and ranchers looking for hired hands? Ditches need digging? Roads need cleaning? Fry cooks?
    And no working for free. They would get paid, and the pay applied to their quarantine.
    No jobs even close to the levers of power/government. And not cops.
    Might also work to uncover the real from the scorpions.
    Don’t like it? Move on down the road.

  • June 16, 2024 at 11:35 am
    Jim Smith

    Excellent reflections, Chris. Spot on, even. Increasing numbers of Americans are realizing that it’s not at all hard to see the U.S. bifurcating into independent “blue” areas and independent “red” areas. Or even several such combinations (draw your own maps, everyone).

    • June 16, 2024 at 12:13 pm

      Everyone did draw their own map, just Google up “red/blue 2020 election map by county”. Shockingly awash in red from coast to coast to coast, as previously mentioned. Interrupted -and wrongly controlled- by the cities crammed with commies thieves and posers showing deep blue, the nasty evil tails wagging the dog who is just trying to escape, like these fibbers here…

      • June 16, 2024 at 2:20 pm

        I’ve shared a voting map of Texas, often. The whole state is covered in red except for most cities with populations of 100,000 or more.
        The Cruz-Beto Senate race was too close for comfort due to the significant ideological differences.

    • June 16, 2024 at 9:26 pm

      The only thing is…there’s no such thing as an ‘independent’ blue anything. They produce nothing and without other people to take from they will not survive two weeks. It won’t take that long though, the ‘refugees’ and ‘oppressed minorities’ that flock to those cities will strip everyone else in it to the bone within two days, tops, just like a school of piranhas. It’s when the pickings run out in those cities and suburbs and they start heading to the countryside thinking they can just load up on free food forgetting that it hasn’t been processed yet and they have no idea how to even start that it’s going to get ugly. There are few ways to try and turn around a rampaging mob that fervently believes they’re ‘entitled’ to what you have…none of them work…that’s what they make backhoes for.

  • June 16, 2024 at 1:49 pm

    ”Nothing is real” – Lennon, 1967

  • June 16, 2024 at 3:10 pm

    Farmers who take on a hired hand could be putting their family at risk. I’ve got a couple of new houses (neighbors) along land I can’t access from a road anymore. Two weeks ago I went up there by truck and exchanged phone numbers with both of them. One couple I had already met in the fall or winter when we were driving a tractor on the hard road. This week the husband seemed shaken and shared a ring camera video with me of a panel truck in front of his house and four Spanish speaking young men (military age) standing at his door.
    If you turn in at my mailbox it is a mile to the house on field roads. A few weeks ago we had three non-English speaking workers outside between the house and the barn spraying herbicides on the power polls they followed across my dirt. I have a track-hoe and know how to use it.

    • June 16, 2024 at 5:50 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      I’m developing the same attitude.
      “Produce a warrant, or leave. If you have no lawful reason to be here, “because I said so” won’t work. You will be considered a trespassor and shot at the first available opportunity. Leave now. “

  • June 16, 2024 at 8:43 pm

    Time to forward to friends,

    Numbers USA the “Gumball” video.



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