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  • September 25, 2021 at 12:10 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    2/3rds? I was always taught that it was 3/5ths.

    • September 25, 2021 at 11:21 am

      My immediate reaction. It’s not too late to fix the typo Chris!

  • September 25, 2021 at 12:16 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    It would be nice to cut all ties with BluMerica. But it’s going to have to be counties and cities, not states. East Washington, outside of Seattle. NorCal, outside of ShitFranCrisco and LostAngels. NoisyIll, outside of ShitCongo. Not sure about MassHoleChusetts. I think you’d have to excise the whole state.

    • September 25, 2021 at 4:54 am

      Or as The Chairman said, “Constitutional enforcement comes from the barrel of a gun”. Not the preferred route, but if all else fails……..

    • September 25, 2021 at 8:57 am
      Faith Clendenen

      As far as I can tell Western Mass is pretty much like upstate NY.

    • September 25, 2021 at 1:05 pm

      It would probably be easy if the election maps showing the counties, Red and Blue, were used to separate BluMerica from the United States.

      Allow Americans within BluMerica to relocate to the United States. Allow BluMericans in the United States to relocate to BluMerica. Then close the borders.

      BluMericans can visit the United States, but would require a visa to do so. If they partake of any Progressive political activity in the United States they would be expelled and banned from ever returning. If they are found in the US again pushing the Progressive political line after that, it would be a one-way trip to a SuperMax facility for espionage.

      Extreme? Maybe, but sometimes the only way to get their attention is a good ass-kickin’ and an overdose of reality.

    • September 25, 2021 at 1:54 pm

      California has the 51st State Movement happening.
      More people are signing on.

  • September 25, 2021 at 12:17 am

    Heh You’re right. I’m just gonna leave as is I learn something every day here too

    • September 25, 2021 at 4:21 am
      Eh, Wot?

      CM – “A man’s gotta know his limits!”

      p.s. Ahm pert certain’ your Crew will let you know if you ever hit yours!

  • September 25, 2021 at 12:28 am

    Counting slaves as whole people for representation matters would have given the slave states more representation in the House and in counting Presidential electors.
    That is similar to today how we count invading armies and illegibly present aliens and their children born here for such representative purposes.
    How has that worked out lately? And those 2 million plus rate per year invading this year, when are those added to representation, and how many will be counted as eligible to vote here, because, well, we are just so liberal, and cool, and woke, and it is the 21st Century after all? Like its the right thing to do. Virtue signal that you are on the right side of history , but way after the battle was fought and won. End the colonist power. Well. Only Here. Everywhere else it is OK. People have plans to reduce the population after all. Or am I getting ahead of myself on their reveal? Timing! (UN Committee reports, Globalists documents, And what is with the pop cap in the Georgia goldstones?

    The other 2/3 did not do the deciding. Too few of them. It was the CRT attacked “white guys.” (Never got an acceptable definition on that. Over 350 existing cultures still in Europe.) The “white guys” laid down their lives here and in other nations to attempt to end the ancient barbarism of slavery. Others did help.

    • September 25, 2021 at 8:16 am

      Well according to “modern” math, 3 Whites count as 3 votes. The machine gives 5 votes to the prog. for every 3 white votes. Unless it is a screaming BatShiite crazy prog. white woman. Then it doubles.

    • September 25, 2021 at 1:12 pm
      Brent Dotson

      exactly; The South wanted to count them as 1 whole person for the purpose of representation; the North position was you want to count them, free them. It was a major sticking point. The compromise was that for the PURPOSES OF REPRESENTATION, they would count as 3/5 of a person. This in no way was a reflection of their human worth, no matter what the leftists want us to believe.

      • September 25, 2021 at 6:34 pm

        And of course, the thing to keep ramming in their eye is that the South wanted to count them as a full human being, and the North wanted to count them zero, as if they were cattle.

  • September 25, 2021 at 12:40 am

    This whole strip confused me. Slaves were slaves, and came in all colors. Zed should already know this. Hell, the Constitution didn’t even mention slavery or race. The 3/5 (according to my copy, and up until the 14th amendment) just said 3/5 of all other persons, after accounting for all free persons or those bound to service for a number of years and excluding Indians not taxed.

    It’s almost as though he’s arguing the blue sides points.

  • September 25, 2021 at 12:53 am

    On reflection, as Zed says we are the minority, it’s us what needs unassin’…

    Turn us loose, let us go, set us free!

    Is that boy running fence or heading for a boot-scootin’? Nice shirt…is that a bolo?

  • September 25, 2021 at 12:55 am

    A step in the right direction:

    1. I make this affidavit, as a whistle blower under the Military Whistleblower Protection Act.
    25. I cannot discern what form of alchemy Pfizer and the FDA have discovered that would make antifreeze into a healthful cure to the human body.
    32. Secretary of Defense Austin’s order: “Unit personnel should use only as much force as necessary to assist medical personnel with immunizations.”
    39a. I must and will therefore ground all active flight personnel who received the vaccinations until such time as the causation of these serious systemic health risks can be more fully and adequately assessed.

  • September 25, 2021 at 1:16 am

    Get down to it, not much has changed in 160 or so years.

  • September 25, 2021 at 4:04 am
    Steve R

    Since I live in a “Dominion” state, and that there is a one in three chance my vote will be changed to the “right one,” the two thirds analogy works.

    Proud to be two thirds of a person.

  • September 25, 2021 at 8:25 am

    If you just happen to think Zed is confused or wrong, you have Not been paying attention.

  • September 25, 2021 at 10:11 am

    One of the weirdest things about Twilight Zone World to me is that MAGA, not the Criminal Ursurpers(D), IZZZ the majority. And if you believe the true vote count, it’s even the Landslide Tsunami Super Majority. Which is why watching MAGA being so easily cowed and intimidated and subdued by the DC Clown Show does not really feel real.

  • September 25, 2021 at 10:26 am

    My wife is far more patient than I am as she sat through the boring presentation of the preliminary audit results of Mariposa County. She says when the auditors spoke of the errors, duplicate ballots, and anomalies, no mention was made of which particular candidate(s) were favoured. They did recommend those who obstructed the audit in defiance of court orders should be charged criminals for their acts.

    So why is it that the legacy media are claiming the audit substantiates Biden’s win?

  • September 25, 2021 at 11:46 am

    Let’ just say they alreay have the vote count ready for ’22 and are compiling the “votes” for ’24 as we speak.

    Interesting possibility/food for thought: since they now know they can “win” at will, and have proven it through the “election” itself and all manner of proof to the contrary, do they no longer need all the replacement voters coming across from the south? I mean these are consumers -locusts- who will eat everything that is ours and then everything that is theirs too, maybe they will have second thoughts about them being “useful” idiots and slaves?

    • September 25, 2021 at 1:42 pm

      Oh come on, Man! You Know that thinking anything beyond their instant brain fart ideas is beyond their conception.

  • September 25, 2021 at 1:59 pm
  • September 25, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    Red flag laws (or more specifically the interpretation and application of them), along with Universal Background checks (the elimination of the historical exemption of private trade from gov purview), are the two deadliest threats to 2A…not least because they sound sooo reasonable and innocuous that they have broad support from our own side, those who have not yet fully awakened to what is really happening to them, their culture, their way of life, their freedom, and their very lives. But they will wake up; hopefully not in a boxcar…

    • September 25, 2021 at 9:55 pm

      Red flag laws are always sold as “A dangerous-acting person can have a protective order taken out in his name by a concerned family member or law enforcement official.” Then after they’re passed, in practice, it’s always “law enforcement official filed red flag order to circumvent otherwise-required probable cause for the search and seizure.”



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