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Q Ship of State.


  • January 31, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Not as they wish.

  • January 31, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    Ahhh…..The return of Monkey – Boy!! Aloha Snackbar!!

  • January 31, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Islamo-rage-bitch would look waaaay better missing everything above the jaw

  • January 31, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    And now for a real Shiny Object, Trump gives you Neil Gorsuch – the next Supreme Court Justice.

    Waiting for Pelosi’s to reach apogee…

    Still waiting…

    Still waiting…

    There appears to be no end in sight

    • February 1, 2017 at 1:05 am


  • January 31, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Progressive taqiyya – Taqiyya is Islamic deception and lies.
    Anything is allowed so long as it extends Islam.
    Anything is allowed so long as it extends progressives.

    From Alinski’s rules For radicals. By any means necessary.

  • January 31, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    Personal opinion: equating Andrea Bitch-all to islomofascists is insulting to islamofascists, they are at least are honest about wanting to kill everyone that disagrees with them.

    Plus side: we are one spaghetti strap away from nipple. Chris you are such a tease!

  • January 31, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Mendacity. That is the Left’s name and acts.
    Another take.

  • February 1, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Wait a minute…is it still fake news if it’s about a fake protest? I’m confused.

    And speaking of fake, there’s no way Pelosi or Mitchell really look that good.

    But the redhead? They’re real, and they’re spectacular! Well, not really real, but not fake, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I’m confused. For real.

  • February 1, 2017 at 12:19 am

    I did read the WND article. The mental state these people exhibit is as close to some kind of psychosis as you can get. Good God, what does Schumer think he’s going to do with that hammer? Whack people with it? Kindergarten teachers saying ‘kill people’?????? Someone needs to fire their asses and make sure they never get near children again.

    Well, I am glad I did read that. I’m trying to understand the source of these hysterical – wait, that’s too weak a word for it. Psychotic. That’s it. I’m trying to understand the source of these psychotic disconnects from reality. It ain’t just the politicians. They’re too stupid to think these things up by themselves. Someone is feeding it to them. Some sore ass, perhaps?

    • February 1, 2017 at 1:07 am

      Anytime a politician hears the phrase “nobody could be that stupid” they take it as a personal challenge

      • February 1, 2017 at 5:37 pm
        Pete in NC

        Bah-Dah-bump – tish!! Ozy’s here all week, folks, and don’t forget to tip your wait staff!

    • February 1, 2017 at 1:12 am

      Gruber thought that he knew his audience.

    • February 1, 2017 at 8:35 am

      Preschool. Even earlier than you remembered. 😉

    • February 1, 2017 at 6:49 pm
  • February 1, 2017 at 12:23 am

    Love to read lefties pundits commenting on Trump’s disturbed mind. Read Scott Adams’
    blog, Dilbert cartoonist, for better analysis. Trump’s playing Go, while his opponents play checkers.

    • February 1, 2017 at 9:49 am
      Old Codger

      Read Adams’ blog. I hadn’t realized it but he is smack dab on target. The Prez is acting like the entrepreneur he is. He has never run a Fortune 500 company. He made his Billions in the hard scrabble world of entrepreneurs. I suspect Mark Cuban (for all he despises President Trump) made his money the same way. I loved Adams’ quote from “the smartest person he knows”.

      [T]he secret to business success does NOT necessarily involve hiring the right people. We just think it does. The real secret to success is firing the people that you discover to be the wrong fit until eventually you END UP with the right people.

      • February 1, 2017 at 8:27 pm

        The President is an expert at Xanatos Gambits;

        A Xanatos Gambit is a plan for which all foreseeable outcomes benefit the creator — including ones that superficially appear to be failure. The creator predicts potential attempts to thwart the plan, and arranges the situation such that the creator will ultimately benefit even if their adversary “succeeds” in “stopping” them. When faced with a Xanatos Gambit the options are either to accept that the creator will get the upper hand and choose the outcome that is least beneficial to them, or to defeat them by finding a course that they didn’t predict.

        At its most basic, the Xanatos Gambit assumes two possible outcomes for the one manipulated — success or failure. The plan is designed in such a way that either outcome will ultimately further the plotter’s goals. A more complex view is offered by the study of probability in which such a gambit is known as a Dutch Book and involves securing bets such that regardless of the outcome the bookie will always pay out less than was bet.

        Everything he does is designed in such a way that no matter what the outcome, he’s going to get at least something he wants.

        For instance, with the Tillerson nomination for SecState, if he got it (and he did this PM), he gets the man he wants as SecState. If the transnational progressives (hereinafter referred to as “tranzis”, after Tom Kratman) had defeated Tillerson, they’d have been seen as going scorched earth without a rational reason- thus making it that much more difficult for themselves in trying to stop his strong>next Cabinet nominee.

        One of the hallmarks of a Xanatos Gambit is that the enemy can win a minor victory, not realizing they’ve just torpedoed their own endgame. (Yes, chess is full of XGs.) It’s known as the “I won five minutes ago and you didn’t notice” effect.

        The way the President is doing multiple things at once with EOs and etc. is an example of Xanatos Speed Chess. Literally piling on attack after attack and overloading the OPFOR’s ability to react. By the time they’ve come up with a suitable response to a single action, they’re getting whammed by half-a-dozen more.

        It’s the bureaucratic/entrepreneurial version of a sequential/simultaneous multiple-axis attack on a naval task force or convoy- see Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy and Larry Bond, or for a real-world version read At All Costs; How A Crippled Ship and Two American Merchant Mariners Turned the Tide of World War II by Sam Moses. (It’s about the Pedestal convoy to Malta and the tanker SS Ohio in August 1942.)

        The President is not playing the Washington game by Washington’s rules. He’s playing it like he has done business. Like a corporate raider.

        Lawyers think anything can be argued to death and that reality is negotiable.

        A corporate raider knows reality is what it is. He just identifies what isn’t useful and gets rid of it.

        clear ether


    • February 1, 2017 at 12:51 pm
      … ” If you are looking for the tells that this dangerous situation is developing, notice how excited/happy the Trump critics seem to be – while angry at the same time – that Trump’s immigration ban fits their belief system. If you see people who are simply afraid of Trump, they are probably harmless. But the people who are excited about any Hitler-analogy-behavior by Trump might be leading the country to a police state without knowing it.

      So watch for that. “

      • February 1, 2017 at 2:02 pm

        A lot of truth there that should be obvious to us; self-fulfilling prophecy and that perception equals reality are not new concepts, just playing out on a much bigger stage and on a potentially catastrophic level. Beyond watching for it, expectation and preparation for it is needed now.

        I disagree with Dilbert on one key point; the creation of a police state is not at all inadvertent. Leftists have been actively and intentionally doing that forever.

        Under their regime the occupation and protest movements let them encourage and claim police state abuses in order to emasculate enforcement and enable their lawlessness, while under the new government that same thuggery ramped up exponentially into full-blown insurrection, enabled and encouraged by the leftist political, media, and celebriturd establishment, allows their claims of fascism and authoritarianism.

        That it could result in actual domestic warfare and destruction is of absolutely no concern or import to them, if they think it means a possible path to return to their elitist utopian ideal.

        Again, expect and prepare for the worst, and hope to God against it; they are not the only ones who can fulfill a prophecy.

  • February 1, 2017 at 12:29 am
    • February 1, 2017 at 1:04 am

      Pshshshsh. Is that all?

  • February 1, 2017 at 12:31 am

    #Liberals are hypocrites.

    • February 1, 2017 at 9:56 am
      Old Codger

      Your hashtag phrase is a verbal redundancy. The “L” word includes “hypocrisy” along with “venality”, “mendacity” and other concepts.

      You think all these fraudulent votes and voters is why the left is so big on “Every vote counts! Count every vote!”???

  • February 1, 2017 at 1:03 am

    Linked article at mine. Sweet Jesus, these “people” are such idiots.

  • February 1, 2017 at 1:25 am

    @Old_Codger re: Humberto…”she” referred to HC

    • February 1, 2017 at 8:57 am

      It was a good primer anyway, how about one on why/when “J” is “H”, for instance the NFL player Julio Jones, however I think his middle initial is K, and the announcers are getting the pronunciation wrong on purpose.

      • February 1, 2017 at 10:28 am
        Old Codger

        Most people know that “Julio” is pronounced “who-lio” But Jones is just Jones. It’s what comes of having names from multiple languages and cultures. Besides, as Emerson put it,

        A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds

        “J” is pronounced “H” in Spanish names. Unless it is a place name in an English speaking state. “Waco” should be “huah-co” but in Texas it’s “way-co”. The city at the western most point of Texas (which by rights ought to be Tey-hahs) should be “el pah-so” instead of “el pass-oh”.

        Sometimes I think they ought to rename the whole state where you find Los Angeles (not los ahn-hel-ees) to “Waco” but make the first syllable rhyme with “hack”. 😉

        If anybody tries to correct my pronunciation, I just reply “Hey! I’m a bolillo (means a white dinner roll). What do you expect?”

        Funny story: Once I was working as a tech in a small computer store. The other tech, Richard, had an Anglo surname but since his mother was Mexican, he looked very much Hispanic. His parents refused to teach their children any Spanish) The only other person in the store at that time the receptionist. Richard (the Hispanic-looking guy) got of the phone with a customer, looked up at me (I was standing while he was sitting) and asked, “Bill, how do you spell Hay-soos?” I, the last guy anybody would expect to know Spanish, looked down at at him for a moment, (the receptionist was watching in rapt attention) and replied “J-E-S-U-S”. Richard said “No shit?” The whole exchange was so incongruous that the receptionist burst out laughing and literally fell of her chair; she was laughing so hard!

        Books? Cover? Judging? 😉

  • February 1, 2017 at 1:27 am

    So are the gossip sites aka CNN, MSNBC et al still running the penis extender ads next to the Lili St. Cyr ads?

    • February 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

      How NOT to do it. And Not fix it.
      (Put the link together)

      • February 1, 2017 at 5:07 pm

        Yikes! His predicament reminds me of the Marx Brothers “Monkey Business” and a little snoop.

  • February 1, 2017 at 1:31 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “It’s not clear if she (Pelousi) ever did get the equipment to work.”

    As far as I’ve ever heard, her (mental) equipment has never worked.

  • February 1, 2017 at 4:44 am

    There appears to be a linkage and date issue with the last three days.
    Wrong dates on comments header, and ordered 1/31, 1/30, 2/1 using next/prev “buttons.”

    • February 1, 2017 at 6:12 am

      On the comments header for today, the ‘toon was posted and comments started coming in on the 31st. That may be why that says the 31st.
      Archive for the 30th has both the ‘toon for the 30th and the 31st while this one is on the calendar for the 31st.
      Hmm, looks like a minor error.

      • February 1, 2017 at 12:34 pm

        It corrects as time passes. Chris posts the evening before.
        But I’m not even the cook, only a usual suspect. So what do I know.

  • February 1, 2017 at 6:41 am

    Nice dress, Andrea!

  • February 1, 2017 at 6:49 am

    They missed the part where Pelosi prompts one speaker to “tell em you’re Muslim, tell em you’re Muslim “. These people have absolutely no shame even when they’re caught red-handed!?!!

  • February 1, 2017 at 8:24 am
    Bill G

    When caught with their thumb on the scales of justice the leftists laugh and press harder.
    Professor Richman’s 800K votes is contested, but I have not heard anything that contests the number of counted illegal votes that put the Frankenswine into the Senate and changed one hell of a lot.
    Real people? The elites want nothing to do with them.

    • February 1, 2017 at 9:08 am

      There is no way to shame the shameless…

    • February 1, 2017 at 12:39 pm

      The Democrats now get more than their 2/3 slave counted in the electoral college and in Congressional Districts. they get a full slave now.

      Time for a constitutional Amendment removing Illegally present people (Invaders) from those counts. It is like counting the invading army in the election weighting.
      Well. The National Socialist Germans had greater weight when they were occupying France during the Vichy Republic regime. That may be the democrats goal.

  • February 1, 2017 at 9:29 am

    “I dated a Bear Girl back when, and I had graduated Notre Dame. This was when we pounded each other on the field regularly…” – NYIAC

    Hmmmmm…… Almost TMI, almost.

    • February 1, 2017 at 12:42 pm

      They were the Girls on the field during football games at Alabama during the time of Alabama’s great football coach Bear Bryant. Quite the intelligent girl. She did make a few foolish choices. 🙂 They were held in high regard.

  • February 1, 2017 at 10:06 am


    Chuckyou Schlimer may well soil himself when handling guns, but it’s not why we might think. There is some video of him, with what looks like a full auto Skorpion entwined in his spindly fingers, and the look on his face as he fires tells the tale of what he is imagining as the target. He’s enjoying himself as much as we would be, but for far different reasons.

  • February 1, 2017 at 10:26 am

    Saw a “factoid” the other day that stated in the past four years, not a single refugee has been located into Pelosi’s district. Which makes me think that:

    1. Put them ALL in her district.
    2. Put her PERSONALLY in charge of their well-being.
    3. Tell her she has to ACCEPT all of them before she knows them. (Kinda like passing a law before you can read what’s in it…)

    Or 4. Lock her in jail and throw away the key. The charge: terminal dumbassery (word it nice and legal so the lawyers accept it.)

  • February 1, 2017 at 10:34 am
    Old Codger

    Nothing AT ALL surprising about that factoid libs are the ultimate “do as I say, not as I do” folks.

  • February 1, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    Oh! “Factoid”! I thought you said “Hem…”.


  • February 1, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    From Jonathon Hoenig, Fox News Contributor and Hedge Fund Manager;

    “More than anything, Ayn Rand Institute events inspire conversation and debate on the most pressing and fundamental issues of our time, which other intellectual movements like libertarians or conservatives typically avoid. They drone on in circles about politics and policies but overlook the essential philosophy that underpins it all. ARI is totally unique in providing that philosophical answer — it’s the only organization whose work has the potential to change the world, not just one particular industry or issue, but all of mankind.”

    • February 1, 2017 at 4:47 pm

      Unlike any other politically active entity I know of, the ARI prides itself on logical consistency. The unenlightened confuse this with religious zeal and dismiss the entire Objectivist movement on that point alone.
      Sadly, the Objectivists are a voice crying in the wilderness because so many simply _want_ the world to be something other than what it actually is.

  • February 1, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    POLL: 47% Say U.S. Heading in Right Direction, Highest Level of Optimism in Over 12 Years


    Doze guys onda nooze up dere doan tink so.
    Doze guys are da unhappy schnooks.

    Donald Trump is nominated for the 2017 Nobel Peace Prize by Israel.
    -Corsi on Infowars

    • February 1, 2017 at 3:15 pm

      Actually being generated by others and Israel supporting it. Later news.

    • February 1, 2017 at 9:02 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I can just see Libtard heads go ‘splody if Trump is even nominated, much less wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

      Ahhhh, Schadenfreude, thy tears are sweetness unto my morning coffee.

      Seriously, I would dance in the street if PRESIDENT Trump (can never say that enough) won the NPP. But considering the recent past Libtard leanings of the Committee, do you think he’ll stand a chance?

  • February 1, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Protest Schumer isn’t tough enough.
    They will never be happy until they are in their comfy chains.

    • February 1, 2017 at 5:15 pm

      She brought a whip? Awful presumptuous of her to think he would be available for foreplay during working hours. Who does she think he is? Bill Clinton?

    • February 1, 2017 at 5:54 pm
      Chris Muir

      Easy on the links there,nyiac.

    • February 1, 2017 at 7:51 pm

      “What is best in life?”
      “Crush your enemies… hear the lamentations of their women.”

      Good times, good times!

    • February 1, 2017 at 9:11 pm

      I was trying to figure out why the Very Stupid Twits would go hold a protest at the dwelling of one of their own. Then I read the first paragraph at that link.

      They think Chuckie’s a Turncoat. (Look it up, if you don’t know what it means.) Ah! The light dawned! They would tear him apart at the seams if they took a notion to it.

      Mob rule is an ugly thing.

      I think you should all take heart at this: Marine LePen may be the next President of France. She is a Frexiteer, and wants France out of the Eurozone AND the Schengen Zone. Austria has just put a ban on wearing full-face veils in public. Finland has placed severe curbs on immigration. A referendum on Italy’s constitution last year became a referendum on leaving the EU and the anti-EU vote won.

      You may have thought the crazypants stuff would last forever, but it has passed its expiration date by at least 24 months. Eeeewwww! Smelly!

      Is Skye frozen to death yet?

  • February 1, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    Come on folks.
    Top Web Comics
    has only three votes today (the counter is always reset on the first of the month) and I was one of them.

    • February 1, 2017 at 9:08 pm

      There is a search box at the bottom of the page so you don’t need to scroll through each page looking for Day by Day… When I voted, I raised it to 7.

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