Day By Day


  • Steve_1066

    Obama is, at his very heart, an unveiled totalitarian who is absolutely convinced that the END (an absolutist state of his own devising) is worth any means that will bring it to fruition! He has found his fellow travelers of Hillary, Podesta and Kerry, to be weak reeds in his pursuit of this dream (nightmare). Only his inner cadre like Valerie can understand his modest desires.

    The fact that his new Washington Bunker is above ground is all that keeps the comparisons from being more obvious!

    • Old Codger

      Steve_1066 wrote:

      Obama is, at his very heart, an unveiled totalitarian who is absolutely convinced that the END (an absolutist state of his own devising) is worth any means that will bring it to fruition!

      But isn’t that pretty much of all leftists/statists/progs? It appears to me that they pretty much all either want to count the cadence to which everyone marches or have somebody count cadence for them.

      • The more you tighten your grip, you slimy pigdog, the more this world will SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS. (Paraphrasing Princess Leia, may she rest in peace.)

  • Kafiroon

    Zed speaks for at least 50% of Americans and about 65% of israelis.

    • formwiz

      I’ll bet it’s a lot more than half.

      Trump gets results.

    • steve

      only 50 & 65 %?

    • NotYetInACamp

      That is sort of how Vlad used to impale.
      (Alternate suggestion as to a solution.)

      • Pamela

        Didn’t Vlad Tepes have the people that were to be impaled cut down the trees and hew the points before they were killed?

    • Polly Cy

      There’s a good sock puppet joke in there somewhere, but I’m too tired to think of it.

      • Pamela

        My Grandmother would make sock puppet monkeys for all the grandchildren when we were born.

  • formwiz

    Nicely put.

  • Grunt GI

    Actually what I think Zed meant is “He can go let Reggie Love F*** him” since that’s a more plausible scenario.

    Just sayin’

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      No, I agree with Zed. O’Bozo wants to tout his “flexibility”, he (and I use the word advisedly) can go F**K himself.
      And if he can’t feel any sensations back there due to…….

      I will add this: “with a pineapple, one each, extra large, fronds first.”

      • TomZ

        How about quickly inserting a metal pineapple, after the spoon is removed?

        • OpenTheDoor

          Leave the spoon on, feed him some phenolphthalein.
          Gives you time to pop some corn.

    • Old Codger

      Or Moo-chelle. I heard he doesn’t have anything to f**k anyone with. It’s Moo-chelle who has that member.

      (At least that’s how I heard it.)

  • eon

    Like Apollo in “Who Mourns for Adonais?”, he can’t accept that he is no longer considered a God. In fact, he refuses to believe that about half the electorate never did consider him one and a good portion were mortally offended at his presumption, especially in telling them how they must live and worship.

    Fifty years from now (unless those cheroots do him in first) he will be sitting in a wheelchair, quivering, his mind and body wrecked by drugs and other indulgences, but even with his head permanently jammed at an angle on his neck he’ll still be shrieking “BOW DOWN AND ADORE!” at the nurses.

    NB: No, I’m not making fun of senile dementia, etc. I’ve had to deal with it in my own family, from someone with politics and a mindset very like the God-Wannabee’s. It’s the nightmare that caps all the others someone like that inflicts on everyone else in their lifetime.

    clear ether


    • Deplorable B Woodman

      With apologies to our own Ozymandias;

      Percy Shelley’s “Ozymandias”

      I met a traveller from an antique land
      Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
      Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
      Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
      And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
      Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
      Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
      The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

      And on the pedestal these words appear:
      ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
      Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

    • Old Codger

      Ah, Eon? In August of 2067 (fifty years from now) Obozo will be 105. Very few people live that long. I’m hoping you younger folks don’t have to put up with him even THIRTY more years. I don’t have to worry about it. The republic is going to kill me off in around 9 or 10 years, whenever my new pacemaker runs out of charge.

      • eon

        Hey, Kirk Douglas just hit 100, so anything’s possible.

        Although given the choice between spending an hour with the man who starred or costarred in Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, Cast A Giant Shadow, In Harm’s Way, The War Wagon, The Final Countdown, etc., and spending thirty seconds listening to the God-Wannabee bloviate on his own greatness… well, three guesses, two don’t count.



        • Rough Night in Jericho. Hubba hubba!

  • KenH

    Can’t wait for BOINGO’s funeral

  • MJ Larkins

    I have a couple of horses with large bladders waiting for his grave…

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      To hell with the horses. Set up a kegger and a raffle. The raffle is to determine who stands in line in what order. The proceeds to pay for the beer and the national debt. It’s going to be quite the marsh at O’Bongo’s grave.

      The same applies for Hanoi Jane and Slick Willy.

      • Old Codger

        And Hildabeast. Don’t forget Hildabeast! Then afterwards, soak the ground over the grave with kerosene or diesel fuel. Nothing will ever grow there unless they dig up all the dirt and replace it.

        • PaulS

          Pretty sure nothing would grow over the sinkholes to hell. Different type of eternal flame at their burial sites, smells of sulfur.

  • Spin Drift

    Anybody remember Howard Handupme or the We Say So company? The last 8 years were like that. The Big D trashed all that and put to lie the Socialist dogma. If you can read Rush L from Thursday. He has an explanation of the real game afoot.

    I would also like to add that the zero torpedoed cankles so he could be the lefts continuing savior. Imagine what he would be doing if shillary had won. Nothing but raising money for the Library of Buggery and Rim Jobs. Cankles loss makes him relevant to the left as their savior.

    I need to take a shower after writing that.

    • Pamela

      So is it Wild Turkey or Everclear to disinfect yourself?

      • Spin Drift

        It would be a 16 year old to do the scrubbing from the inside out. I’m thinking a nice Lagavulin, neat with a water chaser.

        Highlanders do love their single malts.
        War Damn Screaming Eagle

        • Abe De

          Laphroaig was always my favorite reward for piping at a wedding.

  • JTC

    “He can go fook himself.”

    Flexibility will come in handy for that.

    Fookin’ A!

  • Jim

    Thought for the day:

    Is one possible objective of the vicious attacks attempting to delegitimize the Trump administration, the instigation of a purge that can be used as a casus belli for revolution?

  • WayneM

    I think 0bama is trying to secure his “legacy” so to speak…

    Remember, he operates off of Ayer’s Rules… and Rule #1 is:

    “Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.”

    Any bets on whether Soros is bankrolling 0bama’s efforts?

  • Pete231

    My one burning desire is to complete my bucket list by having duhbama, hildebeast, and hanoi jane interred together side by side. That would be most convenient for me when I come to pay my respects with a 12-pack of Schlitz malt liquor.

    • Old Codger

      I found something better’n Schlitz malt. It’s called “Steel Reserve”. Perfect poor man’s brew. It’s got a great taste (according to my daughter’s neighbor from Britain). It’s smother than a beautiful woman’s inner thigh. It has 8.1% alcohol as opposed to around 6% (or less) for beer (so a 12 oz can has the kick of a pint of beer). And it’s only 67 cents a can (in a 12 pack) at WalMart. What more could a poor man ask for? Great taste, less filling and cheap! Don’t get no better.

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        Gasp! Better then Hamm’s or PBR?

  • Polly Cy

    So, Chris, Sam’s been spending a lot of time in the kitchen, lately. Is she also barefoot? Just a coincidence, or is there anything ELSE you want to tell us?

    • Pamela

      Another set of twins would be nice- boys this time

      • Pamela

        Wade Garrett and Christian James for the names

      • Polly Cy

        Perfect. Our country needs the kind of young men that Zed and Sam would produce.

  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    Speaking of flexibility, I can tell him where to put that Cee-gar. Sideways, while lit. On a similar note, WTF is up with barring Rand Paul from seeing, and publishing the Obama-care replacement bill?

  • Is that one of Bills cigars he’s smoking?

    • Bill G

      I dunno; it’s questionable if he’d be willing to deal with anything that’s been that close to a p***y.

      • Old Codger

        That’s for DIDDLE DAMNED sure. Old Bathhouse Barry only likes outies, not innies.

  • Bill G

    Obola’s only flexibility is in bending over when he shouldn’t. His mind is rigidly locked on his own rectitude and wonderfulness; he is certain he should be leading the entire world with his pen and phone.

    • Pamela

      I wonder if he has his own personal stock of Amyl nitrite for party purposes

      • idahobob

        I’m sure that he does, along with any number of party favors.


        • Pamela

          With the amount of whatever he is smoking these days, the party favors will most likely include ED meds.

  • Dread

    I am still staying so outraged at the continuing, open, arrogance of the left, that I can feel myself beginning to explode.

  • Jamie T.

    Isn’t a cigar a little too “manly” for him? Great work…

    • Chris Muir

      it’s a blunt.

      • Bill G

        I should have realized.

  • Old Codger

    Ya know? I’m not a smoker but I always did wonder what marinating a cigar in feminine nectar might do to the flavor – and/or AROMA! One of you guys who smoke (and have ready access to the aforementioned nectar) needs to try it and report back here. That would settle whether Willy Jeff was just using the cigar(s) as a dildo or if he had another motive.

    Inquiring minds wanna know!

    • Pamela

      It depends on the woman and where she is in her cycle

      • JTC

        So, according to Muir it’s THC not PMS that gives O and his stogies their flavor…which actually explains quite a lot.

        As does Slick Willie’s marinating of the former in the latter come to think of it, and sharing would also tend to reduce the resistance of the younger ones…again explaining a lot. Do you doubt it?

    • Maj Arkay

      As Pamela said, plus it also depends on what she was eating that day and the day before. Strong flavors (and asparagus especially) do have an odorous impact.

      • Pamela

        Also you need to consider what they were doing prior and what kind of lubricant, if any, was used. I would be careful of anyone who says they have “special” cigars for smoking

  • Albert

    Progressives have precisely _one_ virtue that they cherish. Loyalty. One-way only, of course. (And one suspects the chain of loyalties go all the way down to the very Throne of Noise itself.)

  • Ovomit, well, there are teams that can be assigned to cure this problem. I really do wonder why Mossad never took care of it.

  • Tim Moyer

    Here i thought Pamela had it nailed with shadow gov’ment sock puppet and along comes Eon with “Who mourns for Adonis” which is even better ( being a Star Trek fan) I agree with everybody else;no good can come from 0 setting up a basically T.H.R.U.S.H. HQ. a couple,three blocks away the White House. Keep ’em coming , Chris.

    • Pamela

      I would be setting up my own US made product server farm and pull new cable into the White House. Get rid of EVERY Device that was in Govt Stock/Storage.

      • Pamela

        You forgot John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart.
        Range time should be at least once a week.

      • Tim Moyer

        I do like the original series the best and I do range time twice monthly,especially with my new Sig. No worries, everybody has their own “Kobayashi Maru Test”

        • eon

          1. Lock torps on the Maru, set all transporters (including cargos) to quantum resolution for people rather than freight.

          2, Fire torps at long-range rather than sprint/snapshot speed. Helm executes “Picard Maneuver” warp-jump to Maru.

          3. Energize all transporters, beam all survivors aboard in one beamout.

          4. Execute Warp nine exit PAST Maru. When torps detonate, energy fireball will blind Klingon cruisers’ sensors.

          5. Pivot and head back across the neutral Zone at maximum warp.

          OK, you lose the Maru but you save the passengers and crew, and nobody gets their hair mussed.

          However, you will end up with a rep for being crazier than Kirk.




          • Pamela

            That is totally the right kind of crazy.
            I like it 🙂

            First round is on me.

          • JTC

            So…the Maru is America, and the fix is in.

            Brilliant strategy is brilliant, but is itself just a diversion.

            Trump is Kirk, both crazy.

            And both know the way to beat the cheat, is to cheat.

            Those lefty Academy types think they’re so smart.

            As Trump would say, “Rigged”

            Don’t know who they’re fooking with, eh Kirk? I mean, Trump.

  • Jess Sain

    The seditious little b*st*rd needs to be run through the legal system he left in tatters and do a stretch in a federal pen.

  • FastFission

    Please don’t forget Valerie Jarrett! While Soros is most definitely financing Obama’s Netherworld of Shadows, Valerie is the brains behind the ‘O’ and has always been the hand up the puppet’s ass. I read yesterday that she has moved into his mansion…

  • All that manipulating and finagling behind the curtain, and it will come to naught.

    Repeat these words several times: Marine LePen. Frexit. Also, Geert Wiflers. Netherlands.

    These people are scaring the crap out of the lefties in the Eurozone. There may be more to follow. Keep an eye on things in Europe. More and more people do NOT want the EU.

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