Day By Day


  • Big Boss Ogg

    Oh man o’ man, the GPS on that rig is settin’ off all kinds’a bells at that big anonymous concrete building downtown with all the antennas and dishes and radio towers and such on top of it.
    I hope they have a Plan B for when they get swarmed…

    • B Woodman

      And he didn’t bother to repaint it, either.

    • Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder

      Sam likely removed the GPS and threw it onto a truck headed for Mexico.

      • Exactly so.

  • B Woodman

    I see a father-son bonding moment here. Dad id finding out about some talents his son (has? wishes he has? never has?). Sounds like a variation on the Tim the Toolman spiel, no matter how hard Zed tries, SOMETHING invariably goes wrong.

    As for Moochelle Antoinette, let her eat BBQ ribs and watermelon. More her personal style. You can take the Mochelle out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the Mochelle.
    (I STILL wonder why she voluntarily relinquished her law license In IL? The most transparent administration in history. Yeaaaah. Riiiight)

    • KenH

      Take a wild fracking guess

      About the same kind as to why widdle Baaawwwwwy never published a single thing ever while at Haaaaawwwwwvaaad. God, these people suck

      • eon

        Yes, and her law degree also makes her a licensed school nutritionist, to boot.

        Is there anyone in this “administration” who isn’t a gibbering dingbat?



        • Bad Cyborg

          Erm, you DO what a huge insult your question is to gibbering dingbats everywhere, don’t you?

          Remember Uncle Ronald’s sage words:
          “The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

    • Pamela

      Wasn’t there a scandal several years ago regarding insurance fraud and her law degree was revoked due to her willing participation in said fraud?
      Something along those lines…

      • RegT

        That was my understanding, as well. If she did give it up “voluntarily” it was simply in lieu of being disbarred.

        • B Woodman

          Volunteer = closed record
          Disbarred = open record

      • Thurgood

        Wasn’t that an episode in West Wing? Life imitating art? Or just liberals who don’t understand cautionary tales…

        • Vince

          Liberals never understand cautionary tails – look at 1984, they used it as a friggen instruction manual.

  • Wayne M

    I’ve had a few similar conversations with my dad. No matter how old we are, our parents see us as unfinished kids… 🙂

  • Ryk E Lee

    Are we sure that’s a real lady? She does have some unique fingers.

    • Pamela

      Demon Spawn have fingers like that…

  • Bill G

    Bang on, old chap. Bang on.
    Or was that supposed to be ‘Spang on’?
    Whatever, yours is perfect, even if my comment is off.

  • Please, O God, let them step down when the Constitution tells them to….

  • Joseph Meyer

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but to equate Moochelle with Marie Antoinette is further to besmirch one of the most unfairly maligned characters in history, a godly woman who was one of the most tragic victims of the atrocity that was the French Revolution. During her life at court she was known for having invited peasant children to dine with her own. She never uttered the words “Let them eat cake,” attributed, not even to her specifically, but to “une grande princesse” by Rousseau, who most likely made them up out of whole cloth.. Her last words were “Pardon me, sir, I meant not to do it”, to Henri Sanson the executioner, whose foot she had accidentally stepped on after climbing the scaffold.

    • OpenTheDoor

      When you have a revolution, you need villains to take the blame. They most often are the self proclaimed ‘learned’ amongst the academic bourgeois and ruling class, something completely lost on tyrants throughout history.
      The lunatics are banging at the door, O’Bama plays golf, Moose goes skiing.

      And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
      You shout and no one seems to hear.
      And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
      I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    • So what you’re saying is “The Cake is a lie.”

    • Bad Cyborg

      The whole cake line has been misinterpreted. When she said that she was telling the King he ought to open the storehouses of the very finely ground flour the nobility (or rather their servants) used to prepare their food. The peasants were starving and she basically said to do whatever was necessary to feed them.

      BTW, the biggest reason the French were starving was that they stupidly/stubbornly refused to switch to different crops when the climate changed. Seems that when the climate went through a warm period (they were growing temperate zone crops in Finland and Greenland REALLY WAS green. 1997 would have been a cool year to Charlemagne.) the peasants in France got used to growing certain crops. Then when the climate switched to what is called “the little ice age” and the crops they and their ancestors had “always” grown no longer did well, they wouldn’t adapt to the new reality.

      • B Woodman

        Plus, if I remember correctly, there was a drought as well.
        No time off for good behavior.

  • Unca Walt

    The actual word was “brioche” <– "Let them eat brioche." eg: "Give them the light bread/rolls if we have no bread."

  • Daniel O'Brien

    Can’t read the bumper sticker. What’s it say?

    • Immanuel Goldstein

      Don’t Mess with Texas

  • Nice one Chris !!!
    OUCH !!!!

  • Tee

    +100 I would like a thumbs up button for the number of times you hit the mark Mr. Muir.

  • Bert Hernandez

    OH, Noooo! Another morning of wiping coffee from the keyboard as Chris nails Moochelle perfectly!

  • Beckybeq

    Right after the Michelle in Target story, I had a little old lady ask me to get something for her from a top shelf (I’m just shy of 6′). Damn near started laughing my head off when she came so close to the line that Michelle complained about “You make that look so easy!’.

  • Anything as ugly as that needs grand clothing to distract from it’s face. But that tasteless filthy transvestite will never be successful at that. Somebody somewhere must have the keys to that evidence locker. They’re probably not wanting to die though, if they’re not already dead.

  • JTC

    I’m sure the lady at Target recognized her for WHAT she is…as Moo herself so accurately puts it, RACIST! And I would add, ELITIST!

    I used to say I don’t give a rat’s ass what color someone is, but once when I was expressing my hatred of all things O, a gentrified white lady asked me, “Why, because he’s black?” And I responded, “No ma’am, because he’s red!”. I’m not sure she ever did get the Commie reference, but she left quietly with a puzzled look on her face. And it’s folks like her that are the worst problem with the O’s…they think anyone who doesn’t love them is racist, when it is they who are the worst kind; they fall all over themselves to prove just how progressive they are, by voting for someone just because he’s black…if that’s not pure racism, I don’t know what is.

    • PaulS

      The worst part is they always seem to say it as a statement, rather than a question. The flaming racist POS’s!

  • Kevin M

    I’ll bet the next toon will be re the Texas judge slapping down King Hussein’s immigration runaround!!

    I sooooooo love it when Hussein’s plans turn to shit.

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